jesus goddamn fuck I love bagels.
Depends on the bagels. You need to find a store that boils them in potassium hydroxide before baking
>>20434949hebrew please
>paying extra for less dough
>>20434702Hell yeah I had a bagel for breakfast this morning. Topped it with Philadelphia, cherry tomatoes, fresh cracked black pepper, Nova lox, and some micro greens; absolutely delicious.>>20434949When I've made them at home boiling them in plain water gave them the right texture. Montreal style bagels get malt syrup added to the boiling water and they're great too in their own way.>>20434959It's about the process and texture my dude. You'll never accidentally mistake a roll or a slice of bread for a bagel any more than you'd mistake Angel food cake for pound cake.
>>20434959but you see that's where you're wrong, nigger, and I'll prove it.
>>20434702I love them especially with salmon or roastbeef, but also the raising cinnamon toasted with peanut butter.
>>20434702>favorite bagel place closed>find a new place that actually does a better bagel>their everything bagel seasoning mix sucksWTF there is no dried garlic and just a little bit of dried onion... at least the plain ones are amazing
>>20434702Come to New York! We got the best bagels in the country.
>>20435688that's true, cause montreal is in canada. NY bagels really are great though. nice digits.
>>20434702Fuck you, I'm diabetic. You motherfucker.
>>20435688Horrific yankslop
>>20435960we have more jews than israel its the real deal
>>20435970Bagels are polish, not jewish retard.
>>20434702As much as I hate to admit it, Jews got bagels right
>>20436132Polish Jews>Balinska traces the history of the bagel to well before the Battle of Vienna, tracking the bread to 13th century Jewish bakers in a part of Eastern Europe that is now Poland. At the time, Jewish tradespeople's activities were carefully defined by antisemitic local laws largely designed to segregate them from Christians. But Jewish bakers were given more leeway: They were allowed to bake bread not just for themselves, but for their Christian neighbors.https://www.nationalgeographic.com/history/article/bagel-history-jewish-american-culture-symbol
>>20436160There is no possibility of this information being unbiased or correct.
>>20436174https://yalebooks.yale.edu/book/9780300158205/the-bagel/
>>20434953AKTUALLY, the bagel has its origins in Poland, it was shaped after the kings stirrup.
>>20436178>yaleoh you mean one of the organizations currently suppressing free speech on behalf of IsraelYeah I'm sure they can be trusted with an unbiased history of the jews
>>20435676>Everything bagel>Doesnt have everything on it>that'll be $17((((()))))
>>20434702are humans wired to love flour? I literally cant stop eating nooes, bread, etc until its completely finished
This thread is antisemitic.
>>20436423Carbs are good for energy. The only thing is that you actually have to do things to use that energy up.
>>20436160>no one figured out how to boil dough before Herschel Cashski, trust us goy we invented smoked salmon and potato pancakes too
i even like shitty landers bagels from the cold section of the grocery storewhen i'm running waffle house we will have bagels and never consider rye
>>20435732>montreal bagel>shoelace thin>giant fucking hole in the middle THAT YOU PAY FORNah.
>>20436423It's more that grain is easily grown and harvested in plentiful quantities in a wide variety of climates, I love bread too but it's a traditional staple because wheat and rye grains were the easiest thing to grow before potatoes were shipped over the Atlantic. It's the same reason rice is the main staple crop in Asia, it grows like crazy all over there
>>20436634they're ok for a sammich if you lightly toast them and then flatten it with the palm of your hand and toast it again.
>>20436180It wasn't shaped after anything, the hole is there to save on dough.
>>20436423>are humans wired to love flour? I literally cant stop eating nooes, bread, etc until its completely finishedhttps://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3148648/
>>20434702What an incredibly reddit way to phrase it
>>20438359>we fed mice wheat>we also fed other mice wheat>they both gained weightwhat the hell does this paper mean?
>>2043850499 percent of papers are retarded nonsense because researchers have to scramble for some kind of conclusion to justify the fact that they sat around for 2 months feeding mice and watching tiktok. I have a chemical researcher friend who sends me shit on social media from their workplace and it's basically a daycare that pays the children.
>boiled bread
>>20438657A pretzel is boiled.
>>20438602that makes sense, cheers
>>20438657Haha you're silly anon. Just want to let you know I read your post and I enjoyed its silliness
>>20434702I'll say it for what it is. The everything bagel is the worst fast food sandwich. The workers dont wash their hands or dont change their gloves often enough because if the person infront of you orders one, that means the worker is now spreading the garlic and onion juice on your plain bagel or bacon egg n cheese sandwich as it is assembled. I wish just one bagel establishment could be brave enough to ban the everything bagel.
>>20436635have you had one? in montreal from one of the two famous places? they're baked in a wood fired oven and just the tiniest bit sweet, chewy and a little crisp on the outside and light on the inside. they're so good you can eat them fresh out of the oven with nothing on em. also montreal is an amazingly city. you should go!
>>20439328No. Fuck off. No one likes leaf because you are weak and let everyone walk on you. We like your money and laws that allow our own communities to flourish. Thank you for allowing and encouraging us to take over your lands legally.
>>20434702If you really loved bagels you wouldn’t pray to Jesus, it’d be יהוהThey are pretty delicious though
>>20435688New York is the king but people really sleep on Los Angeles. Great bagels here, especially around Fairfax and the south Valley. Around Miami you'd think they would have better bagels because of all the jews but it's pretty so-so in my experience. >>20439735Jews didn't invent bagels as they like to claim, but they did perfect them.
Hummus on a bagel
>>20439742hummus on anythinganything on a bagel
>>20434702Look at these jewish ass fucking donuts
>>20438344the bagel hole goes back to biblical times. it is the sign of the long nose tribe "blessing" the food by leaning over them and penetrating the role with their beaks. kinda like circumcision, it benefits only one group, but every group is subjected. Mazel Tov!
>>20436423Wheat is the highest protein, highest yeild grain humans have, and it has most of the nutrition and energy humans need. Fat and protein are high density but carbohydrates are like jet fuel for physically active humans
>>20439394Meanwhile wherever poos walk they just track shit and dirt everywhere
>>20439740Polish Jews>Balinska traces the history of the bagel to well before the Battle of Vienna, tracking the bread to 13th century Jewish bakers in a part of Eastern Europe that is now Poland. At the time, Jewish tradespeople's activities were carefully defined by antisemitic local laws largely designed to segregate them from Christians. But Jewish bakers were given more leeway: They were allowed to bake bread not just for themselves, but for their Christian neighbors.https://www.nationalgeographic.com/history/article/bagel-history-jewish-american-culture-symbol
>>20434702>fuck I love bagelsthat's what the hole in the middle is for
>>20434702what the fuck are these things? what is this like a round piece of bread?
>>20441191>See, we invented the bagel because everyone was so mean to us!>Source: "Comprendium of Why You Can Never Question Us Pt. 14" Shlomo Goldenberg, Columbia University Press, 1991
>>20442214>by Erin Blakemore
>>20438359>>20438504>>20438602>reads study determining difference in mice fed a powdered form vs. pelleted form of almost the same fodder>powdered of either composition cause more weight gainWhat a bullshit study.Proves nothing but that powder eating mice gain more weight. That's literally all it says.
>>20434702>Jewish breadjk I like bagels too
>>20442324Thanks for the explanation, I had no desire to even try and understand that.>>20442445I was in Montreal buying bagels tonight and saw a hundred jews walking around wearing fur hats. It was so bizarre. They were all going in and out of houses on the same street walking and talking together. All their windows are frosted and you cant see in or out. I have some research to do. They all see pretty chill, and mind their own business. Unlike the niggers hiding in the women's washroom harassing my gf. This seems to happen on every trip I go on with her. Niggers popping up at the airbnb, on the street, fucking bathrooms now. I cannot stress this enough - we NEED TND or the west will fall.
>>20442274Erin used Shlomo's book as the source for the article, silly
ill have a nova lox
>>20443931You'll have nova such thing
>>20444149loxma nova
