Can hotdogs have ketchup?
>>20436120It's yours, you paid for it. Put what you want on it and assrape anyone who tries to stop you.
>>20436120You really wanna walk down this path? Right here? Right now?
>>20436120only if they ask nicely
>there are people alive at this very moment who actually become displeased when you put the red paste on the shit meat tube instead of the yellow paste
>>20436120technically that's a burger
>>20436421technically your mother is a cow
How many times are you going to make this retarded thread
>>20436120I don't know, CAN THEY?!
>>20436120I miss the late night 'dogs I got getting drunk downtown from the carts after the bars closed.>sauerkraut>cheese>mustard>ketchup>baconbitsIt was the golden age.
>>20436120That bitch dog needs some chick-fil-a sauce
>>20436120Not on its own. You need to combine it with yellow mustard.
>>20436454she died six days ago and she looked more like aged mutton before she went
>>20436120They can, but mine don't. Ketchup is for fries and eggs.
>>20436742but how did she taste
>>20436760like dandruff and morphine
>>20436776how do you even know what those taste like you weirdo
>>20436780because I leave my house once in a while. by house I mean hammock with a tarp over it.
>>20436799okay based
>>20436668That's the stuff. Yellow mustard + ketchup, add a pickle spear and a half-slice of tomato, half a slice of cheese, diced onions, some sauerkraut, and you've got a fuckin' monster dog.
>>20438527Do you want hot dog with your toppings?
>>20438532Yes. If a hot dog is not an excuse to indulge in topping abuse, what is it for?
