open ms paint and draw the last thing you ate
>>20591893On phone so I can’t but that’s a nice drawing.
>>20591893wow op you should enrol in MIT
I tried drawing pussy in mspaint but couldnt make it look presentable
>>20591907to be fair it's pretty rare that it looks presentable irl as well
not sure how hard this will be to decipher
>>20591955poptart covered in mandarin oranges and grapes, my favorite
best i could do with the laptop mousepad
>>20591970you sucked off skinner from the x files? not bad not bad
oishii
father's day cake
Its supposed to be a tostada with baked beans, cheese, tomato, parsley, and sour cream
>>20592000this nigga is eating rocks
>>20591987LONDON
>>20591893
>>20591893chocolate cookie with sugar sprinkles on top
I'm a bit drunk btw
i love you fags
fresh off the tree
shouldve put the one with the colored background
chips
>>20591987this illustration appears to depict a deranged man smiling laughing as he lets a live crab into his mouth while blowing out smokewas this your intention???
>>20591955Sausages but honestly a kid with Down’s syndrome could do better.>>20591976You did good
had me a fohti
>>20594716diese neger isst bohnen
>>20591893Are we supposed to guess each others dish or do I just tell you?
>>20591987Would.
>>20594729salmon with green bean casserole?
Drew it on my phone. Carrot sticks with pesto hommus
>>20592941Toblerone?
>>20594734Chicken breast with yellow rice and green beans.
>>20594716Sleep tight steeler
>>20594738got the beans right at least, oh well
>>20591907Well, that's because you've never seen one.
>>20594745It was a good guess. I was worried it would look too much like salmon. The green beans looked like dicks at first so I had to change them.
>>20591976m i l k
>>20594735Bacon and queso with quac?
>>20594763I don't like the idea of someone eating a bowl of biscuits and milk but this is kinda well-drawn.
>>20594856why not? it's great comfort food. put some jam or fresh fruit on it, tastes kinda like cake.
>>20594856>biscuits>>20594862I thought that's what it was but wasn't sure. I'd dump some cinnamon in there too.
>>20594869>>biscuitsthat's what it is though??
>>20594875I wanted to be specific so you didn't think I was talking about the milk when I said >I thought that's what it was but wasn't sure
>>20591955reminds me of old point and click game props
>>20594736No
I'm too lazy to draw anything.
>>20595127Aight fuck you den.
>>20591976>KDCanadian spotted
>>20594763SOVL
>>20595172Canadian detected.
>>20595133Very Garfieldian
>>20591893chicken wings i got them for $2 with a coupon at HEB.
hoagie.homemade Sourdough Buns, home raised Cornish cross shredded chicken, homemade mayonnaise, stone ground mustard, lettuce, tomato and sweet peppers. munstuer cheese, habanero jack cheese.father's day food.this morning I haven't "eaten" anything. only drank my daily kefir smoothie.
schnitzel,mushrooms,tomato
I microwaved a pound of ground chuck for an hour and 30 minutes at 10% power
>>20594763>he even drew the shadows from the sunlight Oh fuck
>control+F>no piccolo creampieing vegeta's asshole on the Planet NamekSome of you need your daily doses
got a lettuce wrap bc i hate when the paper they wrap it in gets stuck to the burger when its on a bun but in the end it just made the burger way more messy and liquidy and now my pants are stained from the juices :(was tasty tho
>>20595940>got a lettuce wrapDid it hurt your feelings when the drive thru worker called you a nancy boy?
>>20595901how would ctrl+f help you find thatdraw your fucking food faggot
>>20595949ive never been disrespected by a fast food employee and in n out trains their people to be especially polite so your fictitious scenario has no legs retard
pickled egg (1x)
20 calorie fruit/cream ice pop
Why are Fritos so fucking expensive bros? They're just corn chips.
>>20596106Was it just frozen water with little bit of food coloring?
mmmmmmmsaltines
>>20591955v6 engine block
>>20596667that cracker is massive
>>20596820thats just your perspective
I have autismThe dino shaped nuggets just have better texture
>>20594716hell yeah brother
>>20596667Do Americans really eat giant saltine crackers?
ornig chiggn
>>20597297it's just closer to the camera :)
Sugar cookie
I didn’t have Paint on this thing so I made doI got the Pencil and I have a split keyboard attached that lets me hit Command-Z easy-peasy but I’m still awful at drawing
>>20597798 (me)also in a desperate attempt to convince a bunch of internet strangers that I’m not the weirdest and most degenerate person on the planet, the “cheese puffs” were actually these
>>20594950Italians know how to make quesadillas?
>>20591893So, you ate it off the floor?
>>20597798>>20597807I immediately thought of that infomercial of the guy knocking over the giant bowl of cheese puffs after putting down his phone.
>>20598300Soup, a bleeding nipple, and chop sticks?
>>20592891Damn and I thought it was some delicious black pudding
>>20596667how does it fit in the box?
>>20598379You are a deformed child eating broccoli?
>>20598384it's chicken..
>>20598387>You are a deformed chicken eating broccoli?That makes even less sense.
>>20598470shut up
>>20598470lol
>>20598475Here you go chicken boyEat up
>>20598497does my drawing look like a chicken?no, so shut up asshole
>>20598528It kinda does desu
>>20598528Another day, another pellet platter.Cracked corn is on the house.
>>20598358bao buns with sriracha and soy sauce
>>20598538kek I was thinking of pilotredsun too, with all these crappy mspaint drawings.
>>20598300Hellraiser. Wait no this isn't /tv/.
>>20598379I'd eat that thing on the right no questions asked you don't have to tell me what it is.
picked sum oranges cherries and plums earlierforaging ftw
Any guessers?
>>20600314a fart salad with a rectangle
>>20600317you got it!!!!
I had an Oreo™ with oat milk
>>20595172I'm OP's dad, btw. Not sure if that matters.
>>20591907What's so difficult about drawing a little coin slot?
>>20600375looks like plain milk to me
>>20600420Fixt
>>20600428Now it's cottage cheese
Leftovers. Cold.
>>20600436
>>20600369Close, but its chicken and corn lol :)
>>20598533>>20598538SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP
>>20600712I'm having a party this weekend anon, it would be nice if you came.
>>20600443kek
I put a few spots of butter on it with "VEGETA".
>>20600724How about some worms? I know you love worms.
>>20601409some kind of mexican food?
crack in the socksthis is what you bongoid fuckos are always talking about when you say munchie box right?corr
with worcestershire and ponzu and red wine vinegar
>>20591907
>>20603665you ate africa?
>>20603665a tempüra shrimp with dipping liquid?
>>20592891>anon ate the observable universe
>>20593323Assuming you consumed this one outside in the sun, good choice.
>>20604030pineapple halm pizza with a swirl of garlic sauce?
>>20598528>does my drawing look like a chicken?It kinda does lmao
>>20604033>halmBut otherwise correct.
>>20598528https://youtu.be/NhJOLPyDXp0?si=XUwUP6Ec1knDzV6i
good evening sirs
>>20604061A pile of yarn and knitting equipment?
>>20604061grandma's fantsy plate with an all-beef patty and a slice of cheese
>>20604061A coconut and a block of cheese on a plate with an outrageous 70s design.
>>20591955Some sort of single cell algae with visible organelles?
>>20604061I can see the communal aspect of this meal even now
>>20604061nice artstyle. looks like that shit ethiopian food
>>20601093
>>20598379sovl
>>20604515how do you draw so realistically in mspaint???
>>20606677meager ang?
>>20606680are you a doctor?
>>20606805I know things anon.https://youtu.be/ZKyHzHsEsdE?si=sK5hQ_IOjxmHLIxL
>>20591955did you lick your phone's screen?
>>20606855deenz and medicinal beenz?
>>20606863can of deenz, pain meds, a glass of waterperfection
>>20606898hangover or affliction anon?
>>20606524Years of drawing memes
>>20606912laudry list of genetic illness, essentially, my bones are garbage (osteopetrosis, bones not getting renewed naturally, so they just pile up, also known as marble bones, making them heavier, but also super britle) blood is garbage (hemochromatosis (cant expel iron, constantly threating me with build up in my organs, like liver, kidneys or heart)im a walking mess of shit, keep walking though
>>20606925fucking hell anon, sorry to hear all that. all the best to you sincerely, I hope current med tech is good enough to keep all this in check, and maybe even help reverse some of it eventually.
>>20591893okay but i also drew a picture of myself (fox girl)
>>20606954>talkos>notchos>third world hieroglyphics>furry bullshitnice
>>20606969ty
>>20606953genuinely, thank you anon, i just eat my deenz, take my meds, simple life
>>20600443MMMMMmmmmm..Hydrox cookie and Cat milk.>>20600441Satan's SLICE!! >>20600712GORE-Poasting on /ck/...now I've seen it all.I'll just have the shaker of Amphetamines, thx.
>>20607050uncooked chicken and whore's radish? sheesh idunno anon
>>20603665AHhh...Fresh steamed garloid with a Grav-Pouch of Pan-Galactic Gargleblaster...But... where's the actuator?A truly Patrician palate.
>>20604183>The design says 80s>the color scheme is 60sYeah... 70s retro-fusion design seems accurate.
>>20604515probbly the most effort pic ITT.Verr nice.
>>20607054>and whore's radishnaw, just regular RAD-ishes.The chix was oven baked BBQ, but it does look raw, huh? Maybe I needed more brown and black airbrush for good effect.
>>20607081yeah I know it wasn't raw but it def looks like raw meat and not even crispie
>>20591893I'm not at home, someone draw me some nice spiced Nuri DEENZ on toast pls >>20606855My brother
>>20607092yeah..you aren't wrong...It was still delicious.
>>20607122now that looks delicious (for an MS paint). also I love fresch radish, underrated veggie.
>>20606954You did not have to draw the furry, we already knew youre a homo from being a win 11 user
>9000hours
Party pizza my beloved
>>20604515what's with the used condoms?
>>20607057A man of my own heart. The actuator is out of shot, don't worry.
I drew another becuase i had another meal. bonus points if you can guess both the drink and the sammich>>20607470I'm too stupid to linux and I want my drawing applications sorry anon
>>20608729is that a grindah
>>20608751noep
>>20608752don't you think it ought to be
>>20608861hey i would eat one right now if i could, i'm just posting what i did eat, which isn't a grindah
>>20608863is that some manner of glizzy
>>20608865nope
>>20604043BASED
>>20609162Making tzatziki not look like cum is hardGratz on succeeding enough
>>20608198I think it's those popsicles in a tube. You mush it up and it becomes like a slushy.
>>20611358fuck, I forgot the baked potato
>>20611639beef jerky or biltong perhaps
>>20606954you will never be a woman you degenerate faggot
>>20608198>he never heard of condom cuisineThe state of /ck/ in 2024
>>20611768if you wanted more pictures of me eating my meals u can just ask kindly anon,this one has a hint: It's a type of noodles named after the disposable container they're served in
>>20606954>>20608729>>20611834Cute.I don't think fox snouts can slurp noodles though
>>20611859really? goddamn it
>>20611640It was a beef pepperoni
Matcha milk tea and a bánh mì.
>>20611873Enjoy the gay eggs hatching in your stomach
>>20611639That's a joint from a butt.
>>20592941Love these things
>>20594763i like this image. may i save it ?
>>20591903
I can't draw for shit.
flat glazed donut
>>20608248I won't PANIC.Hope the headache is mild.>>20612743based PokéBall eater
>>20594716>Steel ReserveIs it the high gravity?
>>20612810Gotta eat em all
>>20612883I Kek'd
>>20602371its a kitkat
>>20612568save it, it's all yours my friend :)
>>20597798i thought this was a huge bowl of raw eggs
>>20603665an orange snow globe and a deflated balloon
>>20611875Well the sperm in there already should help fertilize them. Gonna be a proud papa!
this thread is fuckin art
>>20612586>Stars of David on the eggs
>>20591893I had a lamb gyro.
>>20594016Rabbit poo with a sandwich?
>>20615160>>20613244kino
tomato spaghet with basil
>>20603493>hot dog in a pita pocketthat's a war crime
>>20604515lol gross dude
my friend got me a chicken wrap from some indian place but the meat looked like char siu for some reason and there were a couple seemingly random slices of cucumber in it too
>>20604061it's an abstract kind of food
>>20615185Red grapes.
>>20615256pure unadulterated kino
>>20615192that seems grim anon
>>20615256do you always have your gun on hand when you're posting?
>>20616826maybe it's a chocolate gun and part of the meal
the yellow stuff looks like eggs but its rice
>>20616826You don't?
>>20617675Why? Was it made with saffron, or just fried?
>>20591955some kind of depraved "fruit salad" with whipped cream, grapes, mandarin oranges, and blueberries
>>20596753wow good drawing
>>20611358>60 o'clock snackI need to up my game...
>>20598300People eat those?
>>20598528You're the one that said it's a chicken. If it doesn't look like a chicken eating broccoli then that's on you.
>>20600314What sauce did you put on your stick of butter?
>>20600712Reminds me of that naked girl that got inside the deer.
a tootsie pop.
>>20591955guys im back it was a french fruit tart but i only had a square pan to make it in
>>20616463I'm poor.
>>20619951Love me a tootsie pop. I think grape is my favorite but that double chocolate one is pretty amazing.
its a party
triple meat this time
>>20598300xiaolongbao>>20600314Right is cornbread?
>nobody drew pussy
>>20623584we're on /ck/, nobody here eats pussy
>>20611834i know this onebucket noodles!!!
>>20623568i-is it pizza?
>>20615256>dicksucking demon under the tablelucky bastard
>>20616076Forty? That's as much as four tens.
>>20624321zucchini fries
it broke piece of my tooth off my dead tooth has been reduced to a little nub
>>20624345crackled chitterlings?also your breathe must be rhanke
>>20624326Potato wedges, oven baked.But I am actually making zucchini patties for dinner.
>>20624352good man, on both countsalso what's your binder for the 'cchini patties? flour and egg? breadcrumbs and egg? I've seen just mayo work and that sorta blows my mind
>>20619967the fuck were you doing for ten days?
>>20615256nice
i'm surprised nobody has posted a giant penis
>>20624362Breadcrumbs and egg, though we also add white brined cheese here.
>>20624378There were two, in facthttps://warosu.org/ck/thread/20591893#p20591970https://warosu.org/ck/thread/20591893#p20595172
I bought a 30$ drawing tablet for this thread it gets delivered on SaturdayKeep the thread alive guys. Also I'm thinking of learning to draw
>>20624892I believe in you.
>>20624321Roasted potatoes or chips
>>20624892I bought this a couple years back and waaay underuse it. It's a lot of fun to fuggaround with, especially when you use a drawing program with pressure sensitivity
>>20624892>Also I'm thinking of learning to drawPost a funny drawing and I’ll tell you if you have any natural talent. If you don’t, getting anywhere near decent at drawing takes at least a few years of dedicated practice.
>>20625856don't be haughty anon it's unbecoming
>>20625884Don’t white knight for other men.
>>20625998
>>20625856Am I GMI?
>>20626581not the worst drawing ive ever seenu get a pass. just do the loomis shit on /ic/
>>20626635other tablet-anon here >>20625819If I promise to keep my draw-rings food-related will you provide feedback
>>20624892this should be a recurring thread since were gonna end up hitting the image/post limit pretty soonthis rare OC breaks up the deluge of fastfood shilling and /pol/ bait threads rather nicely
>>20626581As long as you keep practicing. Your drawing is disgusting scaley stuff and you shoud be ashamed but it looks like you're beginning to understand form and lighting.
>>20626788bit haughty †bh
>>20626840a block of cheese and a glass of chocolate milk?
>>20626815quit white knighting for other men. they can defend themselves.
>>20626840>>20626855yeah that's colbyjack if I've ever seenum
>>20626861you make it sound so naughty :]
>>20626866You sound like a guy who enjoys Audrey Hepburn movies.
>>20626815just write desu senpai you look like a clown regardless at least enjoy the culture of the swizzlestick you stupid faggot
since weve hit the bump limit i guess ill post the continuation of this thread in a few days if nobody beats me to it (if OP is still around he should really do it)thanks for the fun everyonesee ya in the next one
