"Excuse me, waiter? We're gonna need a to-go box please."
>>20624214haha, that's the Florida Man for you my fellow reddit enthusiast gentlesir
>>20624214Now, when they say "sneezed his intestines out..."
>>20624232>During breakfast, the man sneezed forcefully, followed by coughing. He immediately noticed a ‘wet’ sensation and pain in his lower abdomen. Looking down, he observed several loops of pink bowel protruding from his recent surgical site,I would’ve looked over and loudly declared “I’ll have what he’s having!”Whole place would’ve went wild.
>>20624232It means his stitching wasn't healed up and he had a violent sneeze that ripped those stitches out and his innards popped out a bit.Intestines are kinda comical though, they naturally want to be in the shape they are in and are full of muscles. Just slap them back in all willy nilly and they will slide themselves where they are supposed to go after removing them for surgery.
>>20624242>Just slap them back in all willy nilly and they will slide themselves where they are supposed to gothat's what she said
>>20624222
He prolapsed
>>20624214Imagine getting to watch peristalsis of your own intestines, must be interesting
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>>20625830I would not be calm and collective.
>>20627360ESL detected.
jesus that's beyond a hernia
>>20624214Big Texas General isn't allow but this shit stays up? Worst board on this site, by far.
I'll have what he's having
>>20627381Generals are gay shit for newfags.
>>20628023Can't slow down Big Tex
>>20628049>FrogsUnsurprising.
>>20624214
Think about this the next time you eat out. That old dude at the next table could very well have a freshly stitched together asshole.
"Excuse me miss, uhhh, check please."
>>20624214I'll have what he's having!
>>20624242Lol no fucking way, is that really true? Send me a link or your medical diploma.
>>20628353that's pretty common knowledge, even in ww1 soldiers would just pick up their intestines and smush them back into the hole and eventually be fine
>>20624242Can you train and grow your intestine muscles?
>>20624214I'll have what he's having.
>>20628359Yes, just eat a handful of marbles every day.
>>20624483Yes, Daniel Tosh is from Floridahttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PzI-2m0KZE0&t=406s
>mfw i have an umbilical hernia and its been a decade
>>20628201
>>20629477>Well hey there folks, welcome back...>(I guess...)>Today we're making a very special sausage, because it has a very special casing, donated by a viewer from Florida.>You might even say it was a "personal donation"...
>>20629477Dude was eating while it happened...
>>20627381Generals are for niggers and Texas is a shithole for latrinos which would make you a zambo
