mickeyD bros, our response?
>>20626205if it isnt food how come I eat it
>>20626338You're just fine inhaling cocks despite them not being food.
>if bacteria can't enjoy it I can't enjoy itthis is some macro-level cuckoldry
>>20626205Show this person a piece of beef jerky or hardtack and they would shit themselves.
Troll thread. Governed by FDA so has to be food fit for human consumption. Trolls trolls trolls.
>>20626205You self-identify as a mickeyD bro?Pathetic
>>20626356beef jerky has a surprisingly short shelf life so that doesn't make sensemuch longer than normal food but much shorter than you would think for anything cured/dehydrated
>>20626205>our response?He's right
>>20626205ask him to define "food"
>>20626205Bread can last for decadesBeef can last for decadesPotatoes can las forever What's shocking about this?
sounds like MCD is first on the list to loot when the apocalypse kicks in
>>20626205skill issueeverything is foodhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QdzAt6e1l-c
Do they still do the monopoly promotion
>>20626205Well /ck/, would you eat it?
>>20626585Not since they got outed for it being a total scam
>>20626587yeah i would
>>20626205this shit is just as bad as "LOOK COKE CAN CLEAN A COPPER COIN IMAGINE HOW BAD IT IS"
>>20626597don't do it bro, you can beat the depression
>>20626205The cheese looks like I'd vomit for 3 days straight if I ate it, what the fuck kinda point is trying to be proven here?
>>20626205>that cow has been in heaven for 14 yearsI wonder if she is looking down at us this second.
>>20626205Look how tiny that patty is! This is clearly only a year or 2 old.
>>20626205Don't waste your time arguing with retards.
>>20627044Absolutely not. Dirty stupid animals don't get to spend eternity by His side.
I remember a time when 4chan wasn't just a giant conspiracy circus where everyone interprets everything as a way for "them" to get us. This is all so tiresome.
>>20627044all dogs do not go to heaven
>>20627044Why would she waste her time with us when she has Hitler to play with?
>>20626205McDs shit is flash frozen and has more salt than a smash bros tournament. No fucking shit it didn't "decay", there's no moisture in the burger and fries.
>>20626637And water rusts through metal. I'm not sure I wanna drink that.
>>20626591Qrd?
>>20627506It's not a scam but the guy in charge of delivering the winning pieces was a crooked cop that had ties to the mafia and slowly released them to people he knew. There was a huge court case about it; it was going on for nearly 30 years before they got caught
>>20627044The burg was probably made of the meat of hundreds of cows
>>20627510I looked it up, that's insane
>>20626205ok then. eat it. if you believe that, eat it bitch. but you won't because you're a coward.
>>20627859Can you explain your logic here?
>>20627856truth is stranger than fiction kek
>>20626357>governed by the FDA so has to be fit for human consumptionFunniest post on /ck/ right now
>>20626429Proper beef jerky can basically last forever. The shit in a bag at the grocery store is so loaded with sugar it has a significantly shorter shelf life. That’s why they have to use commercial rotary dehydrators to make it, the constant spinning allows them to keep the mass up while still technically dehydrating it and it’s why any “make jacks links at home” recipe will never match their texture (yet last longer though still not as long as jerky that’s candied beef)
>>20628097noit won'tstop being a colossal faggot and move out of your parents house
>>20628097instead of commercial rotary dehydrators can't you just use magnets?
>>20628110???How would that work?
>>20628129FUCKING MIRACLES
>>20628104yesit willI have a big boy house with a garage and a yard. I also have a dehydrator, curing salts, a vacuum sealer, desiccant, and a chest freezer. I have beef jerky from 2 years ago in that freezer that is still perfectly safe to eat. can you leave it out on the counter for 19 months with no repercussions? no, but if you store it properly it will basically last forever (thus proper beef jerky “can” basically…) you stupid fucking idiot
>>20628313the context of this thread is not food preservation, the context of this thread is food degradation while being left out or refrigerated. Literally anything will last forever if it's frozen you fucking Ming. What people don't realize is that Jerky has a surprisingly short lifespan after curing is finished or after being opened for commercial stuff (like 1.5-2 weeks max unrefrigerated/unfrozen). It's certainly not a food you can keep on the counter unpreserved and not see degrade like the mcslop in the OP or as you implied based on context
>>20627434I blame /pol/. moot should have kicked those stormfags out ages ago
>>20628550>/pol/ infected 4chan when it's merely the containment zoneevery board would be demonstrably worse if /pol/ didn't exist
>>20626205>people unironically believe this facebook single mom with a kid in public school tier garbage
>>20628554/pol/ was never a containment zone, it's a nest and breeding ground for schizos
>>20628611I don't agree but it doesn't matter at this point anywayIt's the consequence of free speech. Any community that has it will gradually lean right regardless of the context which is why 4chan is the way it is>tl;dryou sound like a leftist and your shits all retarded
>>20626205>This "Happy Meal" is 14 years old today.
>>20628631He talksh like a fag, too
>>20628564what going on with that fish. Looks like a human
>>20628992it's a pig her name is emeliebut i can't find that pic so pls >>20628564give us sauce
>>20626357I cannot tell what's trolling anymore. Please tell me you don't believe the U.S. FDA cares about you.
Ants refuse to eat McDonald's burgers. Any part of it.I've eaten fast food only 3 times this year and every single time I became nauseous while eating it and eventually threw up the meals. Every single time.How are fast food companies not getting massively sued for this shit?
honey>WAO THIS SUGAR SYRUP MAGICALLY NEVER EXPIRES!!!meat>WHOA WHAT THIS IS NOT REAL FOOD
>>20631110Seen plenty of ants eating McD's stuff, not sure what you're on about. And let's see... Literally millions of people a day eat it, one faggot (that's (You)) pulls the bullshit "I feel so nauseatedly disgusted when I eat X item!" because he (You) is (are) a totally bullshitting pussy, but everyone else is fine with it... Yeah dumbass, it's a total shock that they don't get sued for that! What exactly would they be getting sued for again?
>>20631125You need to go back to/pol/ and maybe go outside, do something productive and physically demanding. Get out the rage from your system.Just because millions of morbidly obese cattle population consume vast quantities of McFood™ and their gut biome has adjusted to their poor diet, but some of us only eat raw, organic, fresh, wild, and homegrown food like a healthy human should be. Whatever they're serving in these establishments has been shown in the past to be nearly fake across the board on many occassions. People who eat right can't tolerate the so called "goyslop". How many taco wrappers do you have in your trash can right now?
>>20631143>You need to go back to/pol/So you're a lefty cuck. Ok.
>>20631177No. I am natsoc, but anons that act like you should stay in the containment board.
>>20631191Natsoc lol. China is nat soc.
