Fresh brisket on the board!!!Going to buc-ee’s on Saturday (tomorrow). I’m letting you /ck/ autists determine what I eat. I’ll be going by there today to take some pictures of everything that’s available to make it easier for you guys because they don’t publish an online menu.Let’s have an adventure /ck/
>Let’s have an adventure /ck/Let's not pretend like you're not going to bail
>>20627586I’m not asking you to come.Last thread was an adventure.
>>20627582A brain dead leftist drew that.
>>20627596Fine, here’s a picture of where I’m going
>>20627582The breakfast burrito was pretty good.
>>20627598get me some brisket and fudge pls
>>206276151st suggestion>>206276402nd suggestion
Previous thread: >>20615848
>>20627582once a few more anons show up to this thread you're going to leave aren't you
>>20627595You're a faggot. You'll probably order, then fuck off to a Chinese with your mother in law, you desperate prick
>>20627713No, I’m about to visit buc ee’s right now>>20627730It was my own mother. They wanted Chinese food
>>20627815You're a faggot irregardless.
Arrived
>>20628109See>>20627826
They have iceee’s
>>20627826Have the guy to pay penance by eating something weird or fuck off. It’s not like he needed to stay until midnight just in case anyone showed up late, and I’m sure we’re all generally capable of maintaining a group conversation when one person leaves.
Gummy candy
if you're goign to take pictures, make sure they're upright NIGGER
>>20628256No.
>>20627595>xhe made a collage of xer own threadgrim
>non rotated photos Kys faggot OP
Sorry about the photo orientation
Poor quality, sorry
More of what they have to offer
Fresh cookies on the board!
Burritos e tacos
My wife will definitely buy a pound of beef jerky in bulk tomorrow. She loves this stuff and it’s so moist and tender fresh vs packaged.
>>20627582bussy's is the most overrated thing in america right now. they dont even sell pepsi
Oh Fudge!
>>20628293They sold their soul to the coca-cola bottling company. I hate that I can’t get Mountain Dew there. This is the ordering station
Hot dog options:
>>20628308Grilled cheese options
Pudding
Overpriced cutting boards
These are some of the BEST ice cream sammiches on God’s favorite state, which is of course, Texas!
>>20628320Buy every cutting board they have. Not one of each, like their entire stock. Demand they bring you whatever they have in the back. I hope it costs you thousandsYou can also get one plain grilled cheese sandwich. No sides, share it with your wife, otherwise she gets nothing
And finally if you’re unimpressed with the offerings of buc-ee’s, you can also suggest your favorite Panda Express order and I’ll fuck off to over there for a succulent Chinese meal.
>>20628333The grilled cheese will be the 3rd order.We will be going tomorrow, so get your orders in soon!
Snuck a pic of bucee
>>20628340Follow my post correctly or don’t follow it at all. Buy 800 cutting boards and make your dumb wife cry because you forced her to a restaurant and only bought her half a grilled cheese after spending your paltry savings on texas themed cutting boards
>>20628362Please order a couple kolaches and post your thoughts on them
>>20628417>paltry savingsWhat’s it like being so poor that you think a simple $8,214.88 purchase would put me under? I’m not buying these overpriced cutting boards. Only broke people make dumb purchases.
>>206284554th order submitted
>>20627815dont change your story now when everythings already in writing you lying sack of shit>>>20548175>I was the first there and the meet up originator. I had been scouting these parks out because I wanted to take my wife fishing since she enjoys (or claims to) catch and release. I personally can’t go fishing unless I’m going to eat the fish, so I only go usually in Branson where you can catch a good number of trout. We took a guided charter and the dude was like a master of lake Tannycomo and had all the equipment and bait knowledge. Even coached technique and would take fish off the line for you and change gear and everything. We brought like 8 fish back or whatever Missouri’s legal limit and she cooked them all for me. But other than that I can’t stand fishing if it’s not for food.>So I saw Katie woods and figured it would be the perfect place to go, let her fish, allow me to have airplane autism and enjoy the afternoon.>So I figured see if anyone shows up. I didn’t know what to expect so she had made plans to try some Chinese place on belknap in Fort Worth and that’s what we’re about to do now.>Next time I’ll stay much longer. I feel terrible for having to run away so soon, but she wasn’t catching fish and the storms scare her. (Women and their storm chaser YouTube stars that they watch)lmao
https://warosu.org/ck/thread/20548132anyways wheres "BITCH NIGGA" anonit really doesnt feel like an order4me thread without his hilarious threats and harrassment
>>20628499It was her idea and she had been discussing it with my mother, that’s where we went that day. Sorry about any confusion.
>>20628458You sound like a real pussy. If you had balls you’d follow the rules of the thread that you set. No big deal, just don’t roll my post. Plus, my way makes it way more exciting for you! This way one of the orders is a ticking time bomb. Or just play your pussy game where you get a cheeseburger versus a burrito or whatever, whoa, so crazy
>>20628302i tried mello yello (i think thats cokes equivalent to dew) and its so watered down
A bag of beaver nuggets and a Philly cheese steak burrito
>>20628293>drinking the carbonated jew
>>206286195th
>>20628544You are both huge fags. Him more tho cause just cause.
>>20628269their pulled pork sandwiches are legit crack. i've driven an hour and back to the closest one before solely to get those.
>>20628516You're honestly the worst, I cannot understate this. Lowest.
>>206286906th order
>>20627642Just a kolache, a big bag of Beaver Nuggets and a Dr. Pepper for me, thanks.
>>206288177th order
i was so excited about buc-ees until i actually went to one. it was more crowded than a walmart; there were easily a few hundred people inside and the line for the bathroom was probably 20 feet long. the parking lot is the most american shit i've ever seen in my life. i don't get the hype around what is basically the walmart of truck stops
>>20628876its not a truck stop. trucks arent even allowed there
>>20628287>moist>fresh jerky???
>>20628924the one i went to was
>>20628942The RB Stewart truck at the fuel drops does not make it a truck stop anon…>>20628927It’s not dry as other beef jerky and it’s pretty good.
>>20628973>It’s not dry as other beef jerky and it’s pretty good.>Jerky is lean trimmed meat cut into strips and dehydrated to prevent spoilage. Normally, this drying includes the addition of salt to prevent bacteria growth.it's supposed to be dry wtf i hate zoomers
>>20628993It’s got some chew to it and it’s not thin and crispy. They got some good stuff.
>>20627582Jar of pickled quail eggs or you're gay.
>>20628312If you add jalapenos or bacon its a fucking melt
brisket sandwhich, a pack of the teriyaki jerky, a seasonal buccees shirt and one of their buccees branded fountain drinks. simple as.
>>20629054What if he adds every texas shaped cutting board they have in the building
>>20628308>hot dog>market price
>>206290278th and you’ve obviously been over to their bizarre foods section. I’m honestly afraid of this order… but I will try it…>>20629054I’ll count this as 9th sorry about your consternation over a grilled cheese >>2062905810th>>2062913711th
>>20629137jej
Last call!
>>20628241I've jerked off to a video of a guy swallowing those gummy sharks
>>20627582if a bitch bad ill take her to buc-ee'sif a bitch sad ill take her to buc-ee'sbuc-eesbuc-ees
About to go to buccees
Spin!
>>20629027Oh no!
Damn you /ck/I’m so grossed out by this idea, but my wife is excited to try these.
Is this the real jerky, or is this just fantasy? Caught in a landslide, no escape from reality
Always Buc-ee cola!
Got to hang out with the Beaver!
This was awesome!
kek people aren't even replying to your garbage anymoreshoulda just got some eggrolls and general tsos
>>20627582Don't listen to this spoil-sport >>20630929I care, and I'm intrigued by this anthropomorphic beaver and his wares.
>>20630793You are a faggy nigger.
>>20630929nigga stfu this is kino
>>20630322I don’t even want to know how you find such things!
>>20630944I’ll let you pick the next place I do this at since you were nice.
>>20630984Oh, I don't know. Obviously local stuff is more interesting. I've never been to Texas, so this was enlightening. Place looks great to fatten my ass up.
>>20631064It very much is. If you’d like do a Yelp search for places within 20 miles of DFW Airport. Find a place and let me know what place you think looks interesting.There’s a Nepal place in Irving and all sorts of 3rd worlder food available.
>>20630712Buc-ee's has the cleanest bathrooms that I have ever been in.
>>20630793Why am I not surprised that the attention whore tripfag is obese?