>>20627717I got a root canal on Tuesday then ate a bunch of free sweets at a work event including Love Hearts and Fizzers. Now my mouth is in agony.
I confess this thread is gay
>>20627717when I was seven I stole some pokemon cards
I have an idea I think is good. I'm going to go into debt to buy a food truck.
>>20627743>I'm going to go into debtyes goy, all your dreams are achievable if you just borrow my shekels
>>20627717I have a guy who I use to specifically import potato chips from India for me, specifically Chile Lemon and Uncle Chipps Spicy Treat.
>>20627745this. Stay at home with your parents, NEETing, collecting gibs. That's redpilled.
>>20627717More often then not i buy chukamen noodles and prepare them with a can of baked beans in tomato sauce and soy sauce, if it's a special day i add a cooked egg. I'm not poor or anything but most days pretty overworked and/or lazy
I put 'chup on rice
Jennifer Kesse is in Lake Okeechobee.
>>20627767thats fine
I think about corporate American pizza almost every day. I'm thinking about it right now.
>>20627735It wasn't until you arrived
I always order California rolls at sushi places
>>20627793unironically the best roll
>>20627743I'll give you a good review on google and not actually buy anything anon
I don't even like eating that much despite being fat.
>>20627800I'm fat because I dislike eating so I eat as much as I can so I won't get hungry again
>>20627717Some days i Just eat Like half a jar of anchovies because i Like the salty taste
Well, there was once this place called DZ Discovery Zone. It was consensual because it was a fair trade but I really shouldn't of that little clueless Italian girl. I never went back after that and later the whole place closed down.
i have never inhaled a girls asshole
I use the lightning bottle to kill messmer
>>20627824someone posted a webm of a woman shitting in a portapotty yesterday. I don't think I like cooming so much anymore.
>>20627717I don’t care if my food tastes good as long as I hit the macros I need.
>>20627797The hero he doesn't deserve
>>20627743best of luck anon i am rooting for you
>>20627717I don't wash my hands before I prepare (myself) food
>>20627767Nothing wrong with that as long as you like 'Chup.I got to a point that I didn't like it anymore unless i bought an organic 'Chup then dosed it with extra garlic pow, a dash or 5 of Woorshsheshire sauce, and a good 3-5 drops of liquid smoke.I found >pic relatedat a liquidation store about 5 summers ago as a limited release, bought 4 bottles, and just CAN'T go back.
>>20627812You NEED to try these then>picThese salty lil' Turkish bastards are addictive.**Have WATER on hand
>>20628050>Smokythey really went all out on these bottles huh?
>>20628052anon you must REALLY enjoy sucking cock if you enjoy that level of salty small shriveled up things
>>20628069They were the same glass mold as the originals, I kept them for some reason. Somewhere..>>20628084NGL, Pretty fucking FAGGY that that's your first thought.Why are you GAY? Not much of a confession for a FOOD confessions bread, but whatever.
I got two sirloin steaks at aldi at time I went, looking to cook a steak for the first time in my life. I misread the dates so when I went to marinate them today I discover they expired a week ago.I had a meltdown over it.
>>20628791Why shouldn’t you be upset? You should be furious. You should be raising hell.
>>20628791based retard
>>20627717I like malt liquor. No, not beer. Malt liquor
>>20627745>BorrowYou mean steal? Nigga Im driving to Alaska when the bank man comes im blowin his head with a shotgun
I'm a 32 year old "male" and I have never weighed above 140 pounds in my entire life.
>>20628903cuteI haven't weighed under 200 in 10 years
>>20628892based
>>20627717I dipped a string cheese stick into canned nacho cheese earlier and it was awesome.
>>20627717I made a sugar sandwich and it was fucking delicious (technically sugar and margarine)I've also made a ton of candied orange peel tonight
I once got buttffucked in a public bathroom by a random dude. He gave me aids and now I have to take prep before I buttfuck dudes at the club
I eat peanut butter straight from the jar.I keep mine in the fridge so it doesn't separate in the Southern heat, and keep a spoon in there too. Often times when I pass the fridge, I get myself a big-ass mouthful of it.I fucking love peanut butter, please pardon my french.
>>20628903Put on a dress and wig and let me take a crack at that turd cutter
I once did this.
I think people who don't eat spicy food or generally consider themselves "picky" were spoiled brats and were allowed to eat lunchables for dinner every night
I always use ready to go pizza dough and canned pizza sauce. My friends always praises my pizza.I told them I do it from scratch, they think I'm a great chef and pizza maker
>>20631256Did what? Drink shitty beer? Sure did.
>>20631256fellow northeasterner
>>20627717fucked up my ny strip steak 2wice in a row
>>20627831i summon the mimic and spam weapon arts with him every time and it always works. bleed is good
When I was 12 I was out spray painting shit and being a delinquent at the train tracks down by the river when I came across a homeless persons tent under a bridge with a “Welcome” mat in front of it. I used red paint to write “Stupid Lives Here” on the doormat. A few hours later when I passed by the tent on my way home, a little Mexican guy popped out of the tent with a machete raised high and he started screaming “estupido”? over and over again before he charged at me. Luckily he was drunk and I was young and fit and easily able to sprint away from him.
>>20631256biblically accurate angel
