Is squirrel good for you? >they eat pine nuts ($40/lb), which makes their meat exotic, like ham raised on truffles and acorns>Organic. No antibiotics, vaccines, or goyslop in their diet.>Free range. Healthy, active, cruelty free.>Free. Can harvest them year round with no permit and no limit.What's the catch?
>>20630561Elvis used to eat them. Must be ok.
Sounds great on paper..Probably theres not much meat, its like eating a rat, you nerd 2 or 3 of those to make a ratburger.
>>20630565Fit for a king. How'd Elvis prepare them? I bet he's a casserole kind of guy.
>>20630561In parts of Appalachia squirrels are know as, “the chicken of the trees.” They are especially good in a cream based gravy served over biscuits
>>20630568They look pretty decent. Obviously it's not going to be like the genetically engineered meat chickens we're used too. Compared to catching small fish, you'd still need fewer to make supper and you'll be spitting out less bones.
>>20630583What do you call a dish made of "chicken of the trees" and "chicken of the woods"?
>>20630561They eat tons of garbage, I see them dumpstering fries from the burger place down the street constantly, it's a lot of work to clean one for a handful of meat that doesnt taste that good.
>>20630631I have never seen squirrels digging in trash bins. They're highly territorial and crossing the street is a life and death game of frogger for them. The bulk maxed burger shop squirrel isn't sharing his chips with the squirrels in your back yard.
>>20630602Does seem like it should have a name..Forest Chicken sampler?
>>20630561I had a dream I was being bit by a rabid squirrel last night so no
>>20630688Bison Wings.
>>20630707HUH?Is that meant to be a play off of buffalo wings?I'm not hand-waving it, but I'm not sure I get it.
>>20630699How did you know it was rabbid? Did it truly attack you without reason? Are you sure you weren't doing something to justify its response?
>>20630716What makes a more appealing happy hour promo?>pint + 1lb of bison wingsor>pint + 1lb of "forest chicken sampler"
>>20630774Fair argument.Better than TreeRat Surprise, for sure.
>>20630781True. But the noble squirrel shouldn't suffer the guilt of association with its lower rodent cousins. Squirrel is not a rat. Squirrel does not scavenge garbage. Squirrel does not hide in the shadows. Squirrel is a patrician and samurai amongst rodents.
>>20630808
How are you supposed to dispatch them after trapping them in Pokécube?
>>20630699squirrels do not carry rabies>>20630822pellet gunI used to drown them but I'm sure that would make the meat extra tough if you intend to eat them.
>>20630935>squirrels do not carry rabiesrare != never happens
>>20630808Granted.t. would eat RAT if hungry enough, or forced to breed them like rabbits.
>>20630935If you had neither a pellet gun nor a barrel of water, what would your 3rd option be?
>>20631682NTA, but RATTRAP.QUick and painless if done right.Other than that, I've used a .22 for Hav-a-Heart traps B4>not this Guy tho-->ALMOST.
