Kneel.
>>20634597Nah. I'm not your dad.
>>20634597To a shitty sugar-and-corn abomination for children?
>>20634597top brand cerealthere may be around 5 that are GYOT, fruity pebbles being one of the WORSTI don't see how people can stand the taste
>>20634598You're not my dad, my G-d, or my boss
>>20634597Maybe as a child I once liked it. Now I much prefer the honorable venerable cherrios.
>>20634597I preferred it in barrel form.
Peanut butter crunch mogs it
>>20634597frosted cornflakes are so obviously the best that is almost not worth even discussing
That shit has got to be one of the worst, as it turns to actual slop when you let it get to soggy
Did anyone fall for the lie that Kix is a kid favorite? It wasn't terrible but almost no kid would have picked out Kix over everything else available.
>>20636000I remember trying it for the first time at my babysitters house.I thought the original was unique and pretty good
My mind was blown when I saw a tv commercial for pic related. Cookies for breakfast? Yes please! I annoyed the fuck out of my mother until she bought a box and I have to say, it was even better than my little brain could have ever imagined. It was like a rainbow (not the gay kind, rainbows weren't gay back then) was singing an epic saga to every cell in my body. It was all I wanted for breakfast from then on. Bought a box of it as an adult and, well, meh is about the best I can say for it.
>>20635996Skill issue
>>20636030My mind was blown by the commercial too but when my mom got me some I was kind of disappointed. They never tasted quite right to me. And as a retarded kid I think I expected them to not be so hard and to actually be little cookies
>>20636030I remember trying lucky charms as an adult and thought the same thing. I don't know if my taste buds have changed or if they've all started cheaping out on the recipes. or both
>>20634597Diabetes in a flash!
>>20636042For me the feeling of my teeth biting into the “marshmallows” gives me a nails on a chalkboard intense cringe reaction
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>>20636051Man it’s crazy how much time appreciate hipsters nowadays. These bussers are the zoomer version of a hipster and they are so much worse
>Looks like enlarged cat food>Has "oat bran" in the name>Has more sugar and fat than most cereals including Count Chocula>Tastes like oatmeal cookiesProbably the greatest cereal to exist.
Once you hit 30, honey bunches of oats becomes the king
When it came to healthy breakfast cereal, I never could decide between 'Ape Nuts' and 'Bloody Bunches of Goats'.
>>20636068Raisin Bran Crunch is also very good and occupies a similar lane.
Cereal is for fattening up livestock.
>>20634597Trix blows this out the water.
>>20634597>>20635077>>20635996>>20636000>>20636030
>>20635072>Kneeling to your bossThe absolute state of wagies
>>20636068>>20636072You ever have this
>>20635072my fadduh nevah undahstood me
mogs the regular shit
>>20634597old people were kinda right ngl
>>20636056You buy this and you think it's healthy until you eat it. Then you know it's not. It is so goddamn good.
