Webm thread
>>20651445what kind of sick humor is this?
>>20651463I hope they're just making fun of all the shitty food tiktoks that drench everything in sauce, cheese and whatever else. Still don't see how pickles would actually be good with that food
>>20651487i hate the AIntichrist
>>20651487This shit actually made me dizzy lmap
>>20651445
>>20651552If it wasn't for the corn husk and dropping it in a bag of salsa would unironically eat.
>>20651552Anybody tried one of these? Can you get it without the crepe?
>>20651487
>>20651468It’s nashville hot chicken fries and it’s great with pickles. A small chain by me called Fry The Coop has them, they call them messy fries. Delicious.
>>20651445lol'd
>>20651487Holy shit that’s brilliant
>>20651445>was annoyed at first>audibly keked by the end
>>20651463The kind that thrives on reddit dot com
>>20651478Can I make money doing this?
>>20651552You can't eat corn husk..
>>20651726With enough fury, you can devour the iron heart of a planet.
>>20651487Sometimes I wish I did drugs so I could watch shit like this and trip balls
>>20651720only if you really love it
>>20651445I showed this to my dad and he got so pissed off
>>20651487man made horrors BEYOND comprehension
>>20651487Ai is satanic.
>>20651487It could not be more obvious that this shit is evil. People need to trust their gut more. AI developers are summoning the demon
>>20651445Getting a REAL "Modern Times" feel from this one.https://youtu.be/UwahG1s4dqI
>>20651478Real pigs are FAR MORE dignified than this. How far we've fallen as a species.
>>20652389This is a fetish. People are somehow fapping to this I’m like 99% sure that’s what this is
>>20652356The FREAK Prince of Bel AIwe are now at the point where humanity is just going to slide fully into eldritch Madness
>>20651552This is the last funny thing SNL ever did
>>20652402I'd get her prego, if you catch my meaning
>>20652419You'd have VERY stupid children who were constantly vying for your attention.
>>20651654Imagine being such a fucking loser that everything revolves around reddit lol
>>20652394I honestly cannot believe americans are THIS stupid
>>20652435I KNOW, Right? They can't even get the language settings on the titles right.Ameritards...
>>20652356KEEP MY WIFE'S SPAGHETTI OUT YO MOUF
>>20652446KEK!
>>20652435Imagine being so stupid, you believe that was an American
>>20652452It's BAIT faggot...Lurk MOAR
>>20652457Nah, I've proven my point
>>20652458
>>20652441pop a coin in the slot, press the button and off she goes
Daily reminder: eggposters rule /ck/.
>>20652494If ONLY it were that simple.>Wow! Look at her GO>She has the Magic Fingers™ upgrade too!
>>20652498ALso YES!
>>20651468woman cooks food in chip foil bag and seasoned the water too:
>>20652467
>>20651445complicated delivery system:
>>20652389Americans are exceptionally stupid
>>20652536Pretty girl>absolutely boring and dumb as bricksAverage looking girl>actually has some interesting hobbies and a personalityIts a law right
>>20652426>You'd have VERY stupid children who were constantly vying for your attention.My fatherly instincts want nothing less! I want many, many DUMB children who are dependent on me.Besides a DUMB naive wife could be pretty cute
>>20652560uhh...b-Based?
>>20652536I don't like the "white women can't cook meme". The problem goes a lot deeper than that. Basically all women born in the 80-90's and after grew up on frozen food and absent parents. My wife is mexican born in 1989 and all she does is just heat up random food items and eat them by themselves. She calls it "grazing" and whenever i cook and try to manage the kitchen she gets mad because i want all of the dishes to get completed at the same time so we can eat it as a holistic meal. She just doesn't give a fuck and will eat them by themselves.
>>20652389still better than this
>>20652560then your kids will work in McDonald's for minimum wage until the day they die. But since you settle for dumb I guess that was your gameplan anyway.
>>20652450why did he circumcize the hot dogs?
>>20652498The King
>>20652758There's a whole feudal system of eggbros.
>>20652686They're jewish hot dogs.
>>20651463I'd take a slice of her pie. Blonde,sloppy, and hot.
>>20652770
>>20652452Based tard
>>20651478Its only sexy when women do it.
>>20652498
>>20652667kek
>>20652864lmao
>>20651463Still good, didn't touch the ground.
>>20652394Goddamn Americans are gross
>>20652770Looks shithouse>>20652820Probably decent, the cheese had no time to melt though, playboy should have thrown it on top of the egg after flipping it
>>20652960>the cheese had no time to melt though, playboy should have thrown it on top of the egg after flipping itIt should melt pretty quickly once it's folded. But if it's paneer cheese then it won't really melt at all, just warm up.
>>20651445NGL he hade me in the first half
>>20651478reminds me of the webm of the naked guy recording himself running up and down a trough of feed pigs, fucking them in the ass.
>>20652536I'm not gonna defend to abomination, but salt water boils faster
>>20651487This was uncomfortable to watch. Unnerving.
>>20652498How does he eggxit the vehicle?
>>20652526context?
>>20653132>Let me just post something weird/quirky on the internet so I can get tons of views because I'm an attention and ad revenue whoreLiterally everything online now
>>20651445Fucking kek
>>20651445Hearty kek. Thank you Anon.
>>20653132video made after someone posted this and people kept joking about forcing a girl to eat a bowl of eggs like a maniac
>>20653195>video made after someone posted thiswait, really? i thought it was a JAV... it has that kinda quality to it lmao.
>>20651487You’re getting there AI chan. One day
>>20653132>>20653171You have to eat all the eggs
>>20653132I found this half-naked girl passed out on the sidewalk once. I decided to bring her to my place and when she woke up I made her breakfast. She was visibly scared and kept asking me questions but I just told her that we'd start talking once she ate the eggs.
>>20652820>let me just clean my grill with your food real quick
>>20652389I hate women
>>20653122
>>20652441so that's an actual woman?
>>20653202>>20653195probably both of these are true
>>20651445 lost hard
>>20652498i miss the anti egg king posts. amazing how the webm has outlived the haters
>>20651463I've probably sat on that seat(Yes, I am brown)
>>20652526you don’t have to tell me what happened but you do have to eat this
>>20652667the snot rocket really does it for me
>>20653276It means you get the good scraps in your meal.
>>20653311then explain the ocean you flatearther chud
>>20653311If you add salt to the water you are boiling eggs with, the water will boil at higher temps and therefore will boil the eggs faster.
>>20652526>living in a cluttered shitholeISHYGDDT
>>20651445That got me
Mama mia
>>20653695SSSMOKIN' SEXY STYLE!
Anyone got the one where the restaurant makes food in a toilet?
>>20653293who raped you?
>>20653868Me
>>20653695
>>20653995For what purpose?
>>20653995CLEAN IT UP WAGIE!
>>20652389store brought pasta sauce: $$store brought meatballs: $$store brought pre-grated parmasan cheese with wood pulp: $plates: 0making billy beta clean up that huge mess you left in his kitchen: Priceless!
>>20652589I'm asian and my parents are asian boomers -- way worse than white boomers. I got to grow up in a nice neighbourhood in a beautiful house, but it's like a museum where I'll get in trouble for touching anything so I didn't get to cook till I finally left home -- which was difficult due to high rent prices. In our social circle it was common for white and asian women to leave work when they are pregnant, but go back as soon as the youngest kids are in grade school or junior high -- my mother never did. First she blame me the firstborn for her giving up her work life and her fun life, then she blames the tax structure for not going back to work, except the women whose husband makes a lot of money usually volunteer regularly, go to church every week -- my mother though, stayed home always to micromanage me and my brother and me because she does not get along with other adults.My mother intentionally created a situation where I would be helpless and incompetent, thank goodness I got away from that witch. Now I cook most of my food from scratch. I learned it from youtube videos, old cookbooks at the library, and online recipes, image macros from this forum.
>>20652594The kind of customers who go for these kind of meme dining experience deserves to be taken hostage by a mad Gordon Ramsay expy, covered in chocolate sauce and marshmallow, and then incinerated.
>>20652667If you are pretty you don't need make-up, if your food is tasty you don't need gimmick presentation
>>20653139Do americans really?
>>20654372This lady is German.
>>20654383>>>/out/
>>20653139I am an enormous fat ass. Much fatter than her. I cannot imagine eating something like this. Why not just get some McDonald's or something? I don't get it.
>>20653995Nigger behavior
>>20654424No, he’s just trying to save a few pennies, probably out of spite.
>>20652594I wonder how much those guys are getting paid.
>>20654413>Much fatter than herDamn bro are you serious
>>20651552Should have started with a pekking duck with sauce and dumpling skin. I would so order this in a restaurant -- too troublesome to make this at home.
>>20652770how does he poo in the loo?
>>20653931pronouns>was>weregood riddance
>>20652667>the little bit of drool when she spits the food outhnnnnggggg
>>20653986Do you reckon he was also that clumsy trying to shove his cock inside those young boys?
>>20653132Japanese cut of Black Snake Moan
>>20652536ay ese, it's a sous vide in the dorito bag
>>20651478I hope his dad sees this and kicks his ass
>>20654465They get all the post shift whippets they want.
>>20654752>get 2x boiling pots of water thrown on you>get tazed>quesadilla ruinedrough day
>>20654752So glad they can marry now
>>20654413
>>20654752>cyberpunk 2077 unpatched
>>20654752context?otherwise this is why I don’t like gay marriage. Somehow lgbtqias373628+-/) faggots complain about being mentally ill, then flip on a dime saying the can’t be responsible for their mental illness
>>20654920what mental illness is this?
>>20654940I was told, which doesn't make it true, that it's a pedo in a low-sec prison getting some justice thrown in his face.
>>20651445Why are mexicans so obsessed with this style of slop?
>>20654951Seed oil has damaged humanity in such a short period of time.
>>20654955I looked up the news story and that's exactly what it is. Although I don't know if it happened because the guy is a pedo, it just says they had problems. The guy initially being attacked is a gang leader who was charged with child rape. The guy attacking him killed his ex-girlfriend's husband. And yes it's taking place in a prison, that's why officers showed up so quickly.
>>20654752top kek wtf? also how did the cops get there immediately?
You guys should make a subreddit where you talk about all your favorite street vendors who use eggs.
>>20651487>ai slop
>>20654752If you're going to throw boiling water in someone's face you should add some sugar to it.Makes it stick.
>>20654752Is this a prison?
>>20652389the heat of the pasta cooks the bottled sauce.
>>20655037>>20655077It's a prison in Finland.
>>20651487I'm too high for this shit.
>>20651478THIS NIGGA EATIN BEANS
>>20655127I will never not be fascinated and disgusted by how hard Jack tries to jam food down his corn hole.
>>20652434Imagine being a grown man and simping for reddit
>>20655037>immediatelyThey took their sweet fuckin time.
>>20652526Not enough eggs
>>20652394What the actual fuck
>>20653569Based gentleman
>>20654752>Finnish prison looks more comfortable and clean than my house
>>20652394Is it really that unusual to cook food on a range? I have those old coils on my gas range, and I usually just cook hamburgers on the coils. I can't afford pots and pans.
>>20654752This is what prisons are like in yt countries?
>>20653821rip vine 5ever in our hearts
>>20653311two absolute donkeybrained niggers replied to this post
>>20655574>This is what prisons are like in yt countries?ur knot welkum hear
>>20652770Bangladesh is an immeasurably larger shithole than India and I'm tired of being told by eternally online INDIAN redditor tier faggots that the living standards are better in bangladesh. What kind of meme reality are these people living in? If bangladesh is better why do we get thousands of them border hopping to india every single day?Every single online video of bangladesh I see looks like some kind of absolute dystopian post apocalyptic shithole. Its so much more dirtier and filthier than india, there is so much more trash.Oh but say anything bad about Bangladesh and a bunch of people swarm you and tell you how intelligent Bengali people are because they eat the fish head and apparently no one else on this planet does that. Well then why are your cities so dirty? Why can't you have run a single business of worth in the world? Why are bangla people stereotyped as lazy, dumb fucks who will sit around and argue about inconsequential stuff all day long instead of working?Face it, you are not as smart as you think. If you were, you wouldn't take pride in your Africa tier poverty and be more entrepreneurial instead
>>20652356How did he go from having an okay movie and TV career to being known mostly for being a huge cuckold and having shitty kids? How do you fall that far?
>>20652389I know these are 100% done as rage bait for fuck-off creatively bankrupt social media pages, but these people should be put to death for the good of the species.
>>20653931holy shit I love gronkenstroofel
>>20653931Is that Andrew Anglin?
>>20654920You should put Subway Surfers gameplay and a family guy clip in the other corners of the video
>>20654383Hello newfag
>>20651487Man, why is anime meat so expensive recently?
>>20654272Billy ate that shit up. In one sitting.
>>20652550That one was great. Imagine doing all of this and testing it so many times just to make a short TikTok video. At least he put effort into this. Nice work.
>>20653931No wonder he went bald from eating this.
>>20655271Jack doesn't have much time left, unfortunately :'(
>>20655765Yet, India lost a war to them. I guess pajeets are even worse.
>>20651478Man I really, really hope this isnt a sex thing.
>>20651445Made my day
>>20652674there are plenty of dumb guy/girl jobs that pay well. Gardener, plumber, welder, backup dancer, roadie. Being dumb isn't the problem. Living in a place with no jobs, and mental illness, and being lazy are keeping most people from holding/jobs
>>20656920Absolutely disgusting
>>20656282I don't see any kids in the video.
>>20652450I see nothing wrong with this
>>20656920>Looks and acts like milk[DOBUT]Show me the end product, show me the baked goods made with that crap instead of dairy
>>20652864kek
>>20653995unfathomably based
What would your gf say if she found you desi egg webm folder? Mine has yet to find out. I only have 7 vids though.
>>20656979>Show me the end productclosed. went out of business
>>20655574>Finland>ytNot for long unfortunately. They are getting culturally enriched too.
>>20651463This makes me really sad :(
>>20655076blud really be telling people how to make prison napalm
>>20651487We must stop AI at all costs. This shit is evil.
>>20651487AI slop is actually a window to Hell.This is demons cooking with the souls of the damned.
>>20656920
>>20656083I keep thinking this yet somehow he still persists, like a bad smell.
>>20652667i'd eat it
>>20652667cute and funny
>>20653931>recipe>boil everything together. make sure to get some of that hot water out on the dish when you serve it so it's nice and watery
>>20653695>all of that effort and the final product looks like diarrhea
>>20655021>The guy attacking him killed his ex-girlfriend's husbandwhy on earth would they house those two together if they're already this involved
>>20654023no clue why they serve it like that if they expect you to pour it over ice immediately. the design is pointless and some customers are going to spill
>>20656979>looks and acts like milkcool, let's make clarified butter out of it!>dies
>>20658021I'm assuming the person filming tried to order an iced latte, but the coffee place is too hipster to allow such a thing, so they ordered a latte and a cup of ice.
>>20658017I thought that might've sounded confusing. The guy killed his own ex-girlfriend's husband, not the other guy's.
>>20652770>handheld everything but the saltthese people must be supernatural demons
>>20651487Wallace and Gromit's World of Slop
>>20654752F O O D F I G H T
>>20653931you'd get more flavor licking the bark on a tree than you would eating that.
>>20653132>pic>>20653171Go BACK SummerFag.
>>20651649
>>20651445Kek. It got stupid then got funnier each time.
>>20654752>finnish low-sec prisons are substantially much nicer than my own fucking house lmao kill me
>>20653695what gets me about indians is that they always try to go super fast and show off, but all they do is smear that shit everywhere and look retarded
>>20658405It's a cultural thing from what I understand. They're all focused on extremely shallow posturing so they can feel better than the other billion pajeets. So being fast=being talented even if the work they do fast is shit. In their mind they completed the task even if the result is terrible. And they will never admit that what they did was trash. They behave the same way with food and work like coding. That food is probably average at best. I had Indian programmers exclude over 60% of the crash test data point because they excluded everything that gave an error and they were super proud they delivered the code on schedule and refused to admit that the code didn't do what it was supposed to do. Because you could run it without errors.
>>20652667I was waiting for her to pull something out of her ass :(
>>20658462holy jej. I think this is the first webm in years I've saved from one of these threads
