ITT: Fuck you, I'd eat it.
>>20666529fatty
>beanless
always wanted to eat rocky mountain oysters but too far east to find them
>>20666569nah you got two right there already
>>20666595What?
>>20667265Just for the record, I'm talking about the midget not the turkey.
>>20667267You mean the dwarf.
>>20667265>midget wearing an american flag portrays struggle and desperation as he drags his turkey across the concrete why can't (((they))) put the same artistry into movies anymore?
>>20667265RIP funnyman
>>20667305Shut the fuck up /pol/tard
>>20666529Honestly, there isn't much I wouldn't eat as long as it's edible and looked safe
>>20667362that's a fairly small amount of slop for the average American, I'd say?
>>20667255He's saying you should castrate yourself and eat your own testicles if you're really that desperate for the flavour.
>>20669914But... I'm not a bull? That's like saying you should eat your own legs if you want to know what frog legs taste like.
>>20666529It looked as though op tried to commit suicide but failed, therefor he thought, you know what? I am going to create this abomination and the world will enjoy it, mentality.
>>20669976Yeah, it's a bit weird, but that's the only way I see to make sense of his post.
>>20666529The fat american version of ethiopian food.
Munchy box. A Scottish delicacy. To be washed down with a 2 liter bottle of IRN BRU.
Heinz baked beans pizza. Better than it looks.
>>20670330*litre
>>20670339*leeter
>>20669982Are you okau?
>>20670332This is not a pizza, it's baked beans on top of a round piece of bread.
>>20670983Explain?
>>20670979no you wouldn't
>>20670996Yeah i'd
Is there a parody version of Motley Crue’s Girls Girls Girls but it’s Beans Beans Beans or am I misremembering something?
>>20670330Is the meat on the bottom left lamb? It looks like the gyro meat I get with Greek food.
>>20671367Lamb or beef. The people who make Munchie Boxes stole gyro meat from the Greeks and pass it off as their own.
>>20670983Beans on toast with extra steps
>>20670330Do Americans really?
>>20668395YES!!...Nomnomnomnom...Ughhhhhhh,,I i-I Don't feel so good...
>>20670979>>20670996>>20671051You know if you got hungry enough...
>>20670983Also known as bean pizza
>>20671497I feel like I've seen this gif around for decades, I wonder who first had the idea to make it.
>>20671527It's OLD as fuck..*Same anon who poasted it.
Nothing can save from anything posted here except a big ol puke bag
>>20671497came
>>20670330europe is such a shit hole
>>20673161cope
Just want to announce that over the last few days I have had some excruciating foot pain, possibly gout, and I have now reconsidered. I no longer wish to eat the item in the OP.
>>20673161seethe
>>20673161The thirdie is squealing with impotent rage
>>20666529
>>20670330This is the euro equivalent of walking in with a crave case. If someone walked in with one of these I'd immediately give them the coldest beer I could find at the party.
>>20676077>beerwhy ruin a perfect dish?
>thinking about callos>Summer so no callos>Also they smell weird>See >>20675985>Realize I am not the only one
>>20666529is this the swedish christmas pizza?>>20670332i calculated taste and texture, it is good
>>20677579Wait so this image isn't a joke, people actually calculate flavor?
>>20677645>people actually calculate flavor?You don't? How do you figure out if something is likely to be good or not before you eat it?
>>20677645Do you lack inner monologue too?
>>20677649At least he lacks a fucking outer monologue, unlike you. Understand?
>>20667286I see no beard, axe or mining tools.
>>20677714*looks you up and down*And I see a retard.
>>20667286That's not a dwarf you dickhead.
>>206776494chan the only place where well articulated sentences still get misinterpreted.You can say "People actually calculate flavor?" and somebody will say "Do you lack inner monologue too?"No bitch. Dats a whole new sentence. Wtf is you talkin about.
>>20677811>>>i lack ability to calculate flavor>>do you lack inner monologue too?>whole new sentenceyou a retarded ass nigga ong
>>20670988The original version from my youth was much better. More salt, sugar, fat. And the ability to incinerate the roof of your mouth. The re-release stuff is okay at best.
>>20666529post BMI
>>20677827>And the ability to incinerate the roof of your mouth.That sounds like you just tried to eat it while it was too hot, like an idiot.
>>20666529is that turd at 11 o'clock?
>>20677811Twitter slop
>>20677645>have tried salt>have tried vinegar>see salt&vinegar flavour>"Hmm what could this possibly taste like? It is a mystery"Do NPCs really?
>>20680728It's chicken you daft fool.
>>20670988The faggy fingernails on the left explain far more than I want to know about.
>>20680872A woman?
>>20681966A Sith Lord?
>>20669976Should have just responded to anon with "yeah yours" and called it a day.
>>20667265He went from Fear and Loathing to a massively huge comedy trilogy to exploitive reality tv and suicide. Grim stuff.
>>20670332Nice, though I prefer spaghetti myself.
>>20683174This sounds good as long as you eat it with a fork, which seems like the intention since they have a fork on the box. What goes on pizza? Tomato sauce. What goes on spaghetti? Tomato sauce. It makes perfect sense.
>>20671279what the fuck
>>20666529>ITT: Fuck you, I'd eat it.Looks like dog food, seriously.
>>20683521I'd eat dog food. It's meat, how bad can it be?
>>20666529I wouldn't.T. Brazillian
>>20683528Also, sometimes I go "Ha, bada ga ba, ha badagaba ba" so I'm practically a dog already.
>>20666529how would you describe black pudding to someone whos never had it?
>>20686393Pork blood patties. A sad, peasant meal made by sad, peasant people.
>>20686545And what do you like to eat, King Tut?
>>20686638*queen cleopatra
>>20671492>>20671497Fuck off coomer.
>>20686548kek
>>20687057Mad lol
>>20666529that looks terrible but I'd rather have that than pineapple
>>20683499could be worsehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iRBO9HaGq7E&ab_channel=skippy62able
>>20683174My friends mum used to buy frozen cheese pizza, open a can of cheap tinned spaghetti, put it on the za and heat it up.it was nice.
>>20667350shut up twitter migrant
>>20675855the thirdie is colonizing your continent retard.
>>20688425So what?
Yeah
>>20690161I'd fuck you
>>20688014>tinned spaghettithat's not laziness at this point, it's spite
>>20669976When your wife is tired of her current one just castrate him and try it.
>>20691459OH HAHAHA A KEKOLDRY JOKE ON 4CHAN HOW ORIGINAL AND FUNNY AND NOT THE SAME FUCKING JOKE FOR THE THOUSANDTH TIME THIS YEAR
>>20667267>>20667265t.
>>20670330For the nation that invented deep frying you guys sure do suck at making fries. Those have the texture and crispiness of an earthworm.
>>20691718The Scottish invented deep frying?
Well, it happened. Someone took a screenshot of one of my threads and posted it on Reddit. That really is one of the worst places on the internet. People who don't even create a post of their own, they just see someone else's, giggle about it, and then post it elsewhere for easy internet points. Then again, I suppose 4chan has the same problem with the Twitter screencap threads that get spammed here all the time. I don't know what can be done to dissuade the kind of person that thinks stealing and regurgitating other people's content is a cool thing to do, but they're all over the place. Even if you avoid one website, they weasel their way into another. They need to be punished somehow.
>>20688487If you can just happily let yourself be invaded then you shouldn't be speaking out about anything at all. Pipe down and take it like the bitch you are, you have no place to be trying to exert authority on any subject.
>>20696127Somehow I get the feeling that despite posting this shit you have a completely different opinion on a certain invasion that took place in early 2022. Because you're a fucking idiot. Get ready to be miserable for the next 8 years minimum, because nobody likes you.
>>20691369Excuse me?
test
>>20666529Woah, swedish christmas dinner pizza
>>20677794>*looks you up and down*cool it with the Roleplay.
>>20677811good laff, thanks tardbro
>>20666529PUT IT IN THE PIZZA!
>>20667286This is a harmful stereotype
>>20699306Shut the fuck up
>>20677645I call it imagining
>>20668395that's a solid appetizer, yeah
>>20670385*lee-tray
>>20666529I'd eat it but I wouldn't be proud of it
>>20700821Shit. That was supposed to be in response to >>20677714 where it would have stood a chance of actually being funny. Fuck. Killing myself now
>>20670330What the fuck is the top left? Deep fried pizza?
Bum
