This restaurant is down the block from my apartment building. What would you order?
>$30 burgerI wouldn't support them.
>>20692990This menu is trash. Fuck these clowns. Greek Asian fusion no thanks. Over priced nonsense. Guarantee that calamari is frozen pig rectum.
I thought they closed
>>20693098Just for the summer
>>20692990get the $30 burger
$80 for pasta and they can't even be bothered to print out a new copy of the menu instead of giving you one that someone used as a coaster
>>20693127This is the one posted on the outside of the building
>>20693128that makes it even worse
>>20693128Liar
>>20693093>Greek Asian fusionI know this super cute girl whose half Greek, half Chinese. I'd freeze her pig rectum, iykwim
>>20692990the menu is all faded and warped so I would assume they have low standards and never update the menu and so I would walk out
>>20693143>Greek restaurant>low standardsChecks out.
crammed bumholes and dung pudding
>>20693139No I don't know what you mean, and I simultaneously disturbed yet curious.
call in an order for the seafood plateau and never pick it up
>>20692990I would order the place razed
>>20692990Start with the Shrimp Cocktail, and Avocado Hummus then move onto the Seafood fettuccini and cape may scallops. finish off with the 9Jones Burger, Medium rare and greek Fries.I don't see a drink menu but I'd opt for a dry beer to start, and finish later with a good Red Lager
what would you order from my local senior citizenslop restaurant
>>20693175full menu
>>20692990Eh, not really wowing me with this menu. I'll take a half-dozen oysters and let me see the cocktail menu.
>>20693175>>20693176Three times a day. five if I'm stoned.
>>20693175>>20693176Now this is the stuff. Biscuits and gravy with hashbrowns, and if I can get it a la carte, throw an over-easy egg on there. Bring the Tabasco, a pot of a coffee, and a waitress that calls me hun.
>>20693183State your age race and location This information is mandatory
>>20693183>waitress that calls me hun.Doll okay?
>>20692990>Whole Roasted CauliflowerLike the whole fucking thing?
>>2069318692, Filipino, Uttar Pradesh.>>20693195Doll is fine, but no sweetheart.
>>20693175>Basket>Basket>Basket>Basket>Basket
>>20692990Lamb chops and Greek fries.
>>20693217this is a basket weaving forum so
>>20693175>>20693176for breakfast, hashbrowns mexican with a side of 2 eggs and a piece of cornbreadfor any other time of day, the 2 pc chicken & pork chop special
>>20693127Did you miss the part where the $80 "pasta" contains>jumbo lump crab>half maine lobster>caviarYou're paying $80 for those ingredients, not the pasta.
>>20693175>>20693176Guess I'll have a philly steak sandwich, a side order of onion rings, and a vanilla milkshake.This looks like a decent greasy spoon diner. I'd frequent it.
>>20693176Blech, Idaho
>>20692990>>20693175Sorry, I just can't take your restaurant seriously if the steaks are under 72oz.
>>20692990Not much. I don't like to Sea Food, I like to Eat It! Hahahaha!
yeah like I'd share a steak with my gf, what am I a fag?
>>20693468This. Also 195 and my choice is only Chimichurri? That is extremely gay.
>>20692990I wouldn't order anything. I'd cook at home and save money, which is what no one else did.
>>20692990For me it’s the whole roasted cauliflower for a mere $27! A bargain!
>>20692990Jesus Christ
>>20692990>23 dollars for veggie chipsThe only thing you should bring to that restaurant is a gun.
>>20692990start with the crisps and then order the jones burger withy greek fries
>>20692990The lamb chops, but for $50 they'd better be amazing.
The 27 dollar cauliflower is so fucked lol. I would turn 360 degrees and walk right out of that bitch
>>20693226Now try to defend the $14 mashed potatoes
>>20692990Double order of fried calamari and keep sending them back until they are done p e r f e c t you will be entertained ALL NIGHT for free.
A dozen oyster to share with my mom and the truffle risotto.
>>20693175Iced tea, philly turkey basket with whatever soup is hot, and if I want my tire alignment ready by dessert should I order now or later?
>Book a reservation for Valentine's Day 2025>Arrive by myself>Get the $195 tomahawk steak for 2>Ask for 2 orders of mashed potatoes for the sides>Eat the potatoes using my hands as fast as I can while horrified couples stare>Snap my fingers at the waiter and call him "boy" even if he's older than me>Say I want a box to take the steak to go, foaming from the mouth with mashed taters as I do so>Chug my water and chew the ice cubes loudly while I wait for the waiter to come back with my container and the bill>Pay with two $100 bills>Fill container up with the silverware on my table as the waiter leaves to bring me change>Stand up>Grab the tomahawk steak by the hilt and tear off a piece with my teeth real quick>Wash it down by drinking a bunch of ketchup straight from the bottle>Swish it in my mouth, spit any gristle in my empty water glass>Wipe my hands and mouth on the tablecloth>Waiter returns>Stare the waiter directly in the eyes as I pocket the extra $5>Belch as I walk out>Don't leave a tip
>>20695982>hey guys check out this story I wrote about how I'm going to make a fool out of myselfokay
>>20695998>about how I'm going to make a fool out of myselfYeah man I'm actually going to fly to New York and do this IRL. I wasn't going to originally but then you called me out so now I have to do it because it has to be real if I post it on a fast food forum on an anime website. Can't have some faggot I don't know being disappointed in me.
>>20692990It always amuses me when something like this is posted and everyone scrambles at as as elitist as possible over how not-elitist and "down-to-earth and so much better than these snobs" they are.
>>20696110to act as*
>>20692990Mashed potatoes and KEEP EM COMING
>>20692990I guess the seafood fettuccine, wanna see what it tastes like, can you post a pic of it?is the price a surprise at the end of the meal or is that normal for that kind of restaurant
>>20696855or maybe i'm just uncultured. I guess the fettuccine is $79? lol
>>20692990these prices from a "greek" restaurant that is mainly just serving foods that are not associated with greece is wild. Back to the gyro truck please
I got the real Greek food right here.
>>20697055does he really have an ATM in there?how the fuck does that work?and who tops it off?
>>20693176Give me as much liver and onions as you can fi on the griddle and a hasbrown the size of my head.
>>20692990Jesus, I hate restaurants like these. $14 for fries, asparagus, mashed potatoes, $24 for salad. Overpriced bs just to take your money. Better to spend it on a ma+pa restaurant or immigrant ethnic food.
grilled octopus 30
>>20693175>>20693176>Les Schwab ad on the menuI vill not be tipping.
Shrimp cocktailJones saladScallops
>>20692990weirds me out a bit and I'm not sure this completely covers itthe logo looks really dated and I assumed they'd just been chugging along making just enough money for a couple of decades or whatever but apparently they only opened in 2022and no-thing is right, it's a bit directionlessshort menu though is a pluscan't judge on price, never been to the states let alone NY but a lot of that does seem hideously overpricedanyway just seen the gold leaf on the tuna tartare which is a massive red flag, v trashyanyway I'd probably get the octopus and lamb see if its any good there
>>20697092Same, but assorted giblets. An iced tea to wash them down, and pie a la mode for dessert.
>>20693176Alignment...bracks
>>20697689Local here. They'll also overcharge you and try to upsell on things you "might" need replaced, in like - 30,000 miles.
Pretentious nonsense.
>>20692990>$14 for mashsounds like the sort of place that fancies themselves without wanting to put the work in to justify those prices
>>20697554>short menu though is a plusthat's not a true short menuactual short menu places have about a quarter as many things (or less!) so they can try to do them perfectly
>>20692990>What would you order?A waitress
>>20697078That specific ATM doesn't stand for Automated Teller Machine
>>20692990I'll just have a coffee.I already ate.
>>20692990hey I used to live near Astor Place :3how's Jim Power doing these days? I hear he's getting old but still keeping his mosaics up
>>20697884He went homeless a few years back but there was a gofundme. Not sure of his status these days but I haven't seen his mosaics around
>>20697862
>>20697862Do they carry emergency anti-tank missile?
>>20699559You don't?
>>20692990>$14 mashed potatoes. Is this food laced with weed or something? Fuck that.
>>20692990>this menushun>>20693175>>20693176Yes.Double Pattie Burger and a hot apple cider.
>>20696009*more disappointed
>>20692990These prices would be OK if this place it's known to be good.I can even understand the 70 for half lobster, it would be fresh?30 for a burger it's a solid no if the meat it's not something special like wagyu (but why the fuck would you run it with cheese and sauces?)190 for a steak it's just out of this world, even if they would give you 2kg of meatIn the end this seems a bait for tourists
>>20692990At the moment, nothing. If it were open, the grilled branzino.
>run restaurant >prices not on the menu>change prices based on customer>customers are stupid enough to order from your restaurant despite not posting prices
>>20697457A popular seafood place by me put on an addition and they instantly raised the prices to a laughable degree. The $18 grilled octopus app is now $35. The $28 crab cakes are now $48. I said never again am I going back to satiate their greed.
>>20692990>24k gold leafImmediate shit restaurantWhat a meme ingredient
>>20700680>ManhattanThe prices make perfect sense now
>>206929905 minutes of the Hostess eating my Ass clean
>>20699536I think the city stopped painting over them so surely they're still around. Thing is they need constant maintenance on account of being street art in NYC.
>>20703338I’ll keep an eye out, love this sort of thing
>>20692990the burger if with friendsthe half chicken in polite company or on a dateI think the seafood fettuccine and the tomahawk LOOK good, but I'd rather bodge it at home for cheaper. I go to a nice butcher for the good stuff sometimes
