What kinds of snacks do you like to have at social functions?
>>20694910charcuterie hoarde
grim
>>20694910mostaccioli in a big aluminum tray, with a tea candle warmer beneath it
>>20694937Really? That looks fucking delicious
>>20694962you have very simple tastes then
>>20694965must be miserable not to, my condolences
>>20694962>only 1 type of meat and cheese>all that shitty green faggotry (cauliflower LMAO)
>>20694972Yeah, nothing wrong with cauliflower, it would go with the rest. Nice vibrant veg, so sort of nut mix at the back. Good stuff.
>>20694971thanks trailer trash
>>20694982>boohoo I cant enjoy food that makes you a hick!
>pork, alchol (wine), milkDrink pairing? Allergy warning?
>>20694990who are you quoting cletus?
>>20694910The trays are empty already fill them up please.
>>20694995you bud, just nowi know the depression makes it hard for you to focus but it literally just happened, do better
>>20694999the only depressing thing here is you looking at op's pic and thinking "that looks delicious!". your standards are so low. it's ok. you just don't know any better.
>>20695009>>20695009i need you to put on normal clothes when you talk to me, I just cant take you seriously in that gimp suit
>>20695018the last gurgles of a shattered ego
>>20695009I said it looks delicious. nta. And it doesThe ingredients look good quality. That's my point. It's not inventive. But it will taste thoroughly nice due to the quality.
>>20695025>the last gurgles of a shattered egonow post your dissertation on the ignorance of the culinary world on umami flavors
>>20695035>And it doesit does not. it's acceptable at best, definitely grim.
>>20694910Why do the grapes all still have bits of stem attached? Either completely remove them or have whole bunches.
>>20695046OK Laquisha, then you need to let me know what is acceptable and what is delicious. Because at the minute you're just coming across as a massive thundercunt without one grain of imagination or personality.
>>20695056it's not my fault you're a basic bitch with basic bitch tastes
>>20695071Living up to my assessment. Enjoy the thread, wooden and vapid cunt.
>>20695081enjoy your mediocre life
>>20695081NTA, but he does have a point. This is a fine spread if you're just by yourself, watching a game or something. But you can't serve that to guests
>>20694910>social functionshuh?
>>20695118Depends doesn’t it? I wouldn’t do this at home but for like an office thing it’s fine
>>20695175depends on the office, yeah
>>20694910Just the usual raguccelioli and stemmich-cheese plate etc.
>>20694910no crackers? or bread?
Don't really snack.
>>20694910We serve full, whole meals for social functions. If guests are not comatose due to overeating by the end of the function, we have failed as hosts.
>>20694910Olives?Grapes?
>>20694910needs more nuts/seeds/legumes or wtv. Had some specialty almonds, holy fuck those are game changers
>>20694910Guys please don't fight ITT I'm edging thinking about blowing you all and it's ruining my edging sesh.
cheese platter, focaccia, grapes
>>20694910Whole live moths with dipping caulk.
just how much brain damage do you need to be this insistent that op's image is bad foodhe has to be trolling
>>20695071Show plate
>>20695052Guessing they used shears on them.
Top left bowl?
>>20694910If there's a Filipino in the gathering, I always check for Lumpia and camp the table.
>>20695052You can't imagine some of them have already been eaten? Retard
>>20694910Nobody ever eats this shit. Who the fuck wants low quality charcuterie??
I love a big table of various shikken huang
>>20694910cock n cum
>>20698568Free food is free food. Many eat it.
>>20698568>Who the fuck wants low quality charcuterie??You probably go to the same sort of functions as this guy >>20699790
>>20694910Catered deli sandwiches.
I dont go to social functions
>>20694962maybe if you have Good Taste....
>>20694962Piave vecchio is horseshit and that's not even Piave vecchio in the OP's pic.
americans see vegetables on a plate and run away like cats with a pickle
>>20695009Post your snack tastes right now coward.
>>20694972This thread is for social gatherings Dmitri, you don't have any>>20694910Just stay away with your allergies>>20694910Depends on the occasion, time of day, personal history and the type of guests you're having. Most important of all: you don't want to be stuck with a bunch of leftovers. Functionality and presentation are key; pic related is just 5 appetizers. So you want things to be easy to eat as well.Don't try to impress your boss by serving caviar, he'll think he's paying you too much Don't serve meat snacks at a family barbecue, half of them will never make it to the barbecueServe lots of veg when there are lots of demales coming (they think it makes them lose weight/be healthy)Keep it simple, garbage and stupid for kids (crisps, burgers, pizza, ketchup)Serve seafood in the AM/on hot days, fruit and cheese when it's PMSome examples:-smoked trout, cucumber, heirloom tomatoes and ponzu dressing-shallots caramelized in red wine vinegar, topped with potato purée- aged Comté cheese, mushroom dust (blended dried mushroom, whichever you like, porcini or shiitake are best)-hearty brioche (salt instead of sugar), topped with lean beef tartare and roasted celeriac (just put an entire, unpeeled celeriac in the oven at 180°C until it starts to huff and puff), mustard and olive oil.
>>20694910cheese meat and crackers or whatever the hell that board is calledfinger sandwiches browniespizzayes i'm american
>>20700054shark coochie board.
>>20694962>food just sitting out in the open>have no idea when it was bought or put out>no idea who has touched or been around it before youi wouldn't eat anything at that table.
>>20699818which half?
>>20701471>imagining situations where the food is secretly poisoned or whateverAre you also too scared to go outside in case there's a malaria-infected mosquito waiting outside your door?
>>20694910Savouries (mini meat pies) and sausage rolls.
veggie tray. just buy a bunch of cheap tasty veggies and a dip (i prefer a dill dip), chop them up. boom good to go. won't make you feel like shit and filling too. way better than people shoving endless handfuls of chips into their faces
Bacon wrapped scallops. Any meat or seafood. We try to buy the most expensive stuff since it's the taxpayers money and we have to spend at least the same amount as the previous year.
>>20694910usually a few burgersthis was my last get-together
A big bowl of reeses peanut butter cups
>>20703451Why even go through the effort of piling them all together aesthetically? Just throw them at your guests as they come through the door before theyve taken off their jacket and shoes
>>20703463i have to make a nice display for my friends
>>20703451How do you keep them warm and edible. That shit gets ghastly after twenty minutes standing.
>>20694910Boring American horseshit!
For me it's 'chos
