What do you order on date night, Anon?
>>2069576524 oz ribeye, rare to medium rare, no sides.
>>20695765>chicken salad>white wineor>bland pasta (seafood perhaps?)>white wineTheehee!
>>20695765tits
Asian, max 40 kg NO INDIANS
>>20695765cweam sauce :3
>>20695765nigger toes
>>20695765MILK
>>20695765Whatever the fuck I want, probably something meat heavy. If I'm feeling especially devilish I'll order something I know my fiancee hates, since she always wants to try a bite of my dish and it's a surefire way to piss her off.I miss big tits bro. Almost all my ex's had huge racks and my fiancee is like a B. They're really cute, and hyper sensitive. But fuck me I miss burying my face in a giant pair while Im fucking, or feeling them press up against me. The worst part is that she knows how much I miss big tits and I know she feels bad that she can't fill that void for me. Oh well, I guess it sucks for everyone so I just jerk off to Wettmelons videos
>>20695765Wow ma'am I need to suck on those boobs right now
>>20695941didn't ask
>>20695941Huh?
>>20695966Sir, you have to pay for those.
>>20695941I'm going to buy my thirteen year old son implants for Christmas
Cuy chactado
>>20695941> The worst part is that she knows how much I miss big tits and I know she feels bad that she can't fill that void for meThat's fucked, why would you tell her that. If my gf ever leaves me I'm not letting the next woman that I date know my ex had G-cups. Imagine if your girl raved about her ex's 9 inch dick.
>>20695765I order myself a chicken fried steak, gravy, side of cornbread and mac and cheese. I order her ketchup spaghetti. She pays, and puts out.
>>20695765>orderNah, I'll do it myself.>Grilled shrimp skewers /w lemon butter>Grilled broccoli>Couscous with pine nuts>Beet and arugula salad>Creme brulee>>20695941>>20696097Big tits sag quick. There are a lot of girls out there that are pretty far gone by the time they hit their 30s.>t. oldfag
>>20695941as a female with B cups these type of posts make me want to kill myself. i already don't go outside and this is a reminder of why. ugly women don't serve a purpose in this world
>>20696105I got yer quick big sag right here.
>>20696121You're still getting thousands of matches on dating sites unless you've been hard at work making everything around your tits ugly too. Get a clue.
>>20696126>You're still getting thousands of matches on dating sitesi don't use dating sites, i don't even go outside>unless you've been hard at work making everything around your tits ugly too.you know women have to work hard to make themselves pretty right? i'm not "hard at work" doing anything. i was born ugly and don't care enough to change it because it's pointless
>What do you order on date night, Anon?Extra napkins.
>>20695765sushi because i know what zoomer girls like
an escort for hhr
BOOBA!
>>20696121>makes me want to kill myselfim a huge sucker for smaller boobs, but as a boob guy it's also partly that im crazy for boob and that smaller satisfies it just fine>ugly women don't serve a purposeo_0 lol nice bait
>>20696229Big if true.
>>20696138>women have to work hard to make themselves pretty80% of them don't need to but do it anyway>i was born uglypraying for u senpai
>>20696138>i was born uglySo was everyone else. You think babies are attractive or something?
>>20695765Pineapple juice
>>20695765I don't date
>>20695765Dates, obviously
>>20695941just get her pregnant>>20696121just get pregnantproblem solved, hope you guys have a good week
>>20695765Something that's easy to pick up and eat with a fork without having to use another hand. Tendies are a good choice, if we're going to a more formal place falafel or ravioliI do this so that i can basically talk to the girl without having to mess around with my food. Imagine ordering naan bread with chicken tikki masala on your date and eating like a savage
>>20695765Dinosaur shaped chicken nuggets with ketchup
The last time I went on a date was 6 years ago.I don't remember what I ordered.
>>20696147That's cute
>>20695765I sit at the same end of the table so I don't have to make eye contact with them
>>20696138>women have to work hard to make themselves prettyWhat? You don't have to do make-up you know, that's just something women pushed on each other; men actually don't like getting shit all over their face when they kiss you. Yes you have to avoid unibrows and facial hair but I doubt you're one of those ogre fems that suffers a neckbeard. Unlike you men can't just get by watching what they eat and keeping body fat down, they have to do that and also lift so that they don't become skinny-fat. My apologies if your face is actually that fucked up, I've just observed that most women (and marketing toward them) have brainwashed each other so hard that they think a girl watching what she eats, performing basic regular hygiene, and MAYBE a cute spin class is more effort than the strict long-term planning that goes into carving even the most rudimentary attractive masculine form
Uh, titties, I mean boobs
>>20696147Predator eyes, I could see walking up on this eating in the woods and it giving the exact same look, like it's deciding if it needs to defend it's kill.
>>20696138>i don't use dating sites, i don't even go outsideDeeply relatable> i was born uglyThere's like a 10% chance that's true so I won't say too much, but the average woman and below is more than adequate looks-wise to the average man
>>20696147This is like that Ronald McDonald in the subway tunnels image.
>That outfit, jewellery and nails I bet she's got something fascinating to say. I can't wait for thousands more hours of her talking in this relationship.
>>20695765Succulent chinese meal
>>20696105My wife is in her 40s and those huge tiddies are as perky as ever. Perhaps those other ladies have a skill issue. >>20695941I am sorry to hear that anon. As an anon who has a big tit wife you have my sympathies. But I do hope you treat your smol tiddied wife well, she sounds like she is sweet.
>>20695941shounldn't have broken up then
>>20696097Why would my girl rave about a 3" shorter dick she used to suck?
>>20695765Imagine the smell of her asshole.
>>20695941Get her pregnant like the other guy said. If theyre not big enough get her a good pair of those implants that go under the muscle as a last resort if you're into those.Also keep in mind that women's tits can just grow out of nowhere due to hormones, but it usually happens when they get a little older.
>>20696121>>20696138Blah blah blah. Yeah right. I bet you're actually hot. Damn attention whore.
>>20696097>Imagine if your girl raved about her ex's 9 inch dick.I'd laugh cause he was most likely lying about it being that big.
Eggs, scrambled. Toast, bacon, orange juice
>>20698318Hes literally me
>>20696121KWAB
>>20695765a bullet to your headwhen im done playingmight fuck your dead corpse
>>20695941Whomst?
>>20696121LolJust looksmatch with an ugly manRetard
>>20696089Uh, L.O.L.?Not everyone can fly first class, I suppose.
>>20695941Fuck you. Flat is justice.
meat
>>20695765My girlfriend and I got beers and burgers earlier and then went to a bar for mules
>>20698817didn't you feel pretty out of place around all the mules? do they even let humans in?
>>20698828Nah it was cool, she's european
>>20696105The sag is beautiful. Homos don’t understand tits at all and think bolt on plastic shit is good because it doesn’t sag. I want them to swing
Take her so a sushi Train. Sit side by side at the conveyer belt . Dont face each other and noneed to make unnecessary eye contact and awkward body language. Watch what she orders. If its tuna and rice and non seeweed items shes a prude. if its raw fish shes down. if she uses chopsticks shes cool. Order beers as well for yourself.If the date is boring and she is wasteing your time. Simply stop taking food and declare you're full and done. No need to wait for desert or coffee to come. You can end the date in about 20mins flat. No hanging around for 45-60mins. If she is fun, keep ordering food. Take the desert plates. Order more beer. You're welcome.
>>20695765Probably anything that has goat cheese so she'll be ripping nasty fatts all night
Whatever the fuck I feel like because if Im lucky we will split the check, otherwise Im paying so Ill eat what I want. Generally it will be something I cant or dont want to make at home, otherwise why eat out?
>>20696097>why would you tell her thatHe never said he did you fucking schizoid, learn reading comprehension and take your fucking pills
>>20696121just exercise daily faggot
>>20695765Something small and light. Maybe a salad. I like to stay nimble on dates.
>>20695765two glasses of milk
>>20695941Why do people settle for someone they are not attracted to? As if being alone is worse than wasting so much of your time, and their time. For fucks sake. Dump her and get a milk truck.
Does it really feel better to have sex with a hotter girl than an average girl?
>>20699404The physical feeling is the same, but you're more excited and interested. I'm sure it's the equivalent of a girl having sex with two guys using the same technique and being the same size, but one she's been dying to sleep with for weeks and the other is an uncool weirdo that she's only sleeping with out of boredom or something.It does make a difference, but not significantly so if you have other reasons to be interested in sleeping with her besides her appearance.
>>20699404I distinctly remember fucking my ex who was a 10/10 for me. She liked it face down ass up, just like me. And her tits were so big that when she was lying on her chest, her tits would be pushed out the sides of her body ludicrously. And I would watch her tits juggling while fucking her from behind. It’s definitely better but of course after you’re with someone for 3 years, you’re basically completely desensitized to their physical beauty and it’s their personality that really matters.
>>20697169FUCK ANIME!!!
>>20699186>exerciseThat's actually bad for you, apparently; bad on your joints and stressful to the rest of your body. Same with working out. Saying otherwise is delusion and cope, and/or you're retarded. Especially if you're exercising or working out every day. Walking, however, is the best and all you need to do.
>>20695765Birria tacos and I’m gonna chug the broth when I’m done. Hope you like Dutch ovens slut
>>20699635based mods
>>20699321the only Good Post in thread
