Time to eat.
>>20695827oh boy a turtleheading shit poking out of a soft anus
>>20695835Its a whole onion in the anus and hes allergic to onions.
>>20695835Why are homosexuals like this
>>20695827ngl it does look like a prolapsed anus
>>20695827Reeks of third world
Why are there so many fags on /ck/
intellectual development leds to using fire to cook foodnah i'm not gonna do thatintellectual develoment after cooking meat leads to picklingok yeah i'll do that
>>20695964The most ancient humans were already using fermentation in myriad ways, including pickling, in their diets. If you look at all the shit humans eat, and all of the ways we've made things edible that weren't edible before, you realize that we really just eat anything. Nettle soup is a thing, people saw these plants that stung them and thought "I wonder what that tastes like" and found a way to make it edible. Peppers evolved a poison to make them less palatable to herbivores, and not only do we eat them voraciously, we've bred them to make their poison ever stronger, and the same can be said of the coffee plant and various tea plants, and tobacco. Capsaicin, caffeine, and nicotine are all poisons, nicotine is a natural pesticide. Marijuana, too, and the poppy, all full of chemicals that are supposed to make animals leave them alone, and we just need them to make the chems stronger, and in the case of the poppy, started synthesizing stronger and stronger versions of the chemical to the point that it really will kill you. I lost track of my train of thought, but yeah, people have always been figuring out ways to eat shit, including shit that kinda sorta rotted.
>>20695827this is the tartare equivalent of brits posting those chippy scran football game foods. absolutely lazy and half assed
>>20695946eating and fucking are both primal instincts. People who dont believe in a higher purpose to life, live off their primal instincts.
>>20695827Tartans we about to eat good
>>20695888we may never know why homosexuals eat things like that, its best to just avoid them
>>20696025what is your higher purpose for life anon
i make a kind of sauce/emulsion out of the yolk, oil, mustard and worchester sauce. cut it more thinly, mix everything together and eat with a baguette. this looks like a very polish presentation
>>20695827The heat of the bread cooks the meat
>>20695827DeliciousBut anon, wheres the worcestersauce? And the meat looks a bit purple
>>20695827Could use some capers
would you pay the chef if he brought you this dish? what did he even do? id make sure to let him know i dont in the least bit appreciate the effort he put in creating the dish or maybe compliment him on cracking the egg, and i would instead give my compliments to supply guy who provided for the raw proteins i just consumed
>>20696057Ooga booga ooha boblorm ukmhhhjjjAkbar!
>>20695942pushing out a stinky pooh
>>20695827meat is way too fine and overmixed as well
>>20698614it almost looks like it's not ground at all and it's actually big soft chunks that have been pressed into shape
>>20698621tartare is supposed to be cut with a knife, not ground. op's tartare looks like shit thoughever
>>20695827Did you make a deconstructed burger?
>>20695827whatever that is it's not tartare
>>20695827how does the egg get cooked?
>>20699447This guy, I tell ya.
>>20695835needs a breadcrumb crust
>>20695827grim
>>20695827That steak does not look good.
>>20695944... this is as traditional as it gets for Western, Central and Eastern european food. are you kidding me man? tartar is fucking godsend. do you even lift bro?
>>20701425That’s not a traditional steak tartare though. Everything is supposed to be mixed in and you need seasoning
>>20696002>Nettle soup is a thing, people saw these plants that stung them and thought "I wonder what that tastes like" and found a way to make it edible.beyond based>owie that hurt>huh, maybe I can eat itwhy are we such chads, anons?
>>20695827I love tartare but that looks like absolute dogshit
>>20699152THAT'S ACTUALLY REALLY GOOD TO KNOW. YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO SLICE IT LIKE AN ONION RIGHT?
>>20695827>raw onionsick
>>20695827The heat of the meat cooks the egg
