How can we make it contain more fat and sugar?
>>20697233Sell it at Starbucks
>>20697233Ale contains more sugar than lager.
>>20697233Torani, cream. Basically just Starbucks like that anon up there said
>>20697233Mike's Hard Lemonade already exists.
fat? no clue but sounds interesting, if unhealthycook it with food? but then you can't drink it
beer specifically, or booze in general
>>20697236>We want the alcoholdrinkers
>>20697233suspend it in an emulsion of fat and add artificial sweeteners- then when our artificial sweetener causes cancer, we'll replace it with corn syrup
>>20697233eggnog
>>20697233Add lactose to it.
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>>20697236Kek
>>20697233Hipsters have been working on that after moving on from IPAs to stouts a few years ago.
>>20700630>suck on this 15 ° chocolate blackmans tallboyNever change reddit
Simple: Add sweetened butter to it or mead.
>>20700630>440mlfucking retarded
Beer milkshakes were a thing like a decade ago but it never caught on
>>20697233Make an ice cream float with it.
>>20697233Ask harry potter
>>20703085Use ginger ice-cream and a bitter and chocolatey porter or stout; thank me later.
>go to cookout, party,etc>almost entirely shit like White Claw, Truly, or garbage meme beer like peanut butter>the only people who ever have normal drinks are my boomer dad and unclesI hate this shit. Cider can be refreshing sometimes, I suppose.