I haven't eaten an orange in at least a decade. Why haven't I died of Scurvy? What other food myths are there that are made up?
you're not a 17th century sailor surviving on watered down rum and ship's biscuits for month son end, your diet is varied enough that you don't need to be forcefed citrus to not die.
>>20697673You need vitamin C to prevent scurvy. Oranges aren't the only food with vitamin C and nobody said they were. Honestly, this thread is pretty offensive and upsetting.
>>20697682My apologies, I didn't mean to offend any sailors in the audience.
>>20697690Yaarr. It be okay if ye understand yer ignorance now.
>>20697673The government puts vitamins in the tap water.
>>20697730I live in the US, pretty sure its safer to drink from the sewage than it is to drink tap water here.
>>20697690sailor here, i do expect you subjected to be given a dozen lashes followed by a bread and water diet for 6 months
>>20697673Post legs so we can check for rickets
>>20697735>I live in the US, pretty sure its safer to drink from the sewage than it is to drink tap water here.what the fuck are you talking about?>>20697673what foods do you eat?
>I haven't eaten an entire evere orange in to to at in the least a last a decade easily. >Why jhaven't I haveve deed of Scoovry? >I once knew a dude who had to be forcefed citrus to not die.>Honestly, this thread is pretty offensive and upsetting>My apologies, I didn't mean to offend any sailors in the audience.>Yaarr. It be okay if ye understand yer ignorance now.>The government puts vitamins in the tap water?>when did the time that the government put orange juice in the tape water?>My parents would force me to drink oranges as a child because of the vitamin C>Sounds like child abuse>They didn't realize that I had allergy to oranges>I started to become the monkey from the tang commercials>They gave me the death penalty as a child.>That was when I learned that if you drink orange juice before you go to bed, you'll wake up in a different dimension?>I'm not crazy though, just autistic.
>>20697805My sides
>>20697673you also haven't ever had sex, yet here you are.
>>20697682first time on 4chan?
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>>20697673>Vitamin C = Le Bad!
>>20697673Dame but I do keto and all my hair fell out
>>20697736He should be punished as a boy
what inspires a man to make make a bait post about vitamin c of all things
>>20698111hey! i know that whore
>>20697676>you're not a 17th century sailor surviving on watered down rum and ship's biscuits for month son endGods i wish i was. Imagine the smellInstead i get to work a shitty IT job
>>20697676literally everything is fortified, you can eat nothing but bread and still not die of scurvy