>ate 1200 calories of beans yesterday>on pace to eat about 1000 calories of beans todayI'm getting over 200% of my daily recommended fiber just from beans. Will there be any side effects from consuming this many beans?
>>20697722
Bean scientists describe them as the musical fruit for a reason.
No, just watch your sodium intake anon.
>>20697745i don't eat them canned like a cuck
>>20697746You should soak your beans in salty water and cook them in salty water. Beans without salt suck.
>>20697746>getting cucked out of time by waiting 4 hours for perfectly cooked beans
>>20697722What kind of beans? This will help determine if your beanness is acceptable.
>>20697788>soak overnight>bring to a boil>reduce to a simmer until tenderPretty easy to cook and way cheaper than canned
>>20697790Cannellini beans and light red kidney beans
>>20697796love me some very slow cooked black beans and rice. what more does a man need?
>>20697802>CannelliniPretty based, I'd say
>>20697746Ok watch your poison intake then
>>20697831lmao imagine being scared of beans
>>20698163i was hospitalized for 2 nights back in 2021 due to Beans intake.... it is no joking matter
>>20698172How many beans did you eat?
>>20697722you will be extremely gassy
i live alone and let off just enormous, resonant, orchestral farts. i know my neighbors hear me. possibly even 2 hours away
>>20697722Checked and bean pilled.>how bout some beans?>want some beans?>mighty rough country tomorrow>better have some beanshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AclfauwHDVQ
>>2069817217 beans
>>20698309That movie rules
>>20697722Keep poisoning yoursef with lectine, retard.
>>20698449Post what you eat in a day, schizo
>>20697722OP here, my intestines are starting to feel a bit full
>>20697722Be sure to eat lots of broccoli and cucumbers with the beans.You should be able to clear out a good sized movie theater with your deadly gas!
>>20697722I think you know there absolutely will be.
THIS NIGGA EATIN BEANS
>>20698229>>20698404alot...... ALOT more thqn that..
>>20698739He cute!
>>20698309>immediately breaks into song as soon as he's had his beansThis is the power of beans.
>money gets tight during winnie the flu>buy a huge sack of beans and a huge sack of rice>shits get insanely sticky>ass gets raw from all the wiping>wind up cutting them back outI hate being alive
>>20698240for you
>>20698823be a man, stop wiping
>>20698449Don't tell me you eat your beans raw.
>>20697722THIS MELANATED FELLA IS IMBIBING LEGUMES
The farts will be fabulous and satisfying, but plentiful. Equip some toilet paper in your buttcrack if you mind shit crystal stains in your underwear, farts ain't just gas
I spilled baked beans all over myself watching The Barber of Seville at the opera and an older white man with a tophat said to his companion "Henry my dear friend, I declare this gentlemen is consuming beans" and everyone around him chuckled.
>>20697746No one makes bbq baked beans like the cans, it simply can't be done.
>>20698877agree, we don't have the technology, it's impossible in reality to go over 100% sugar while still being a bean
>>20698878Don't even get me started on Bush's Honey Sweet Baked Beans tm......
I made a giant pot of chili the other day with a fuck ton of beans in it. This is going to prolly be my dinner for the next 2-3 days. Im gonna be brappin up my house pretty bad. My dog will love it
>>20697778Soaking is already unnecessary but salting the soaking water is just a waste of salt on top of it. It's not meat, you're not able to brine them.
>>20699425wrongarooni, playa https://www.seriouseats.com/salt-beans-cooking-soaking-water-good-or-bad
>>206977221200caloriws of beans is like 800grams of beans or so...Jesus christ, anon,You must be farting like a motherfucker.
>>20698823>>20698825Born to shit, forced to whipe
>>20697808>what more does a man need?Vitamin B12 and Omega 3 fatty acid. But apart from that...
>>20699781Read your own article retard, they didn't even test it with unsoaked beans. Not to mention the fact that the article argues that the slower cooking is more of a benefit, so disregarding the soaking water altogether would give you an even better bean according to the article. You don't have to pre-soak beans, you can just boil them.
>>20697729I laffed
This nigga eatin beans.
>>20697796Throw a ham hock and some bay leaves in there too.
>>20698449What's wrong with lectine?
>>20699999How the fuck are you going to test whether beans should be soaked salted or unsalted with beans that haven't been salted, playa? This chart from the article should prove soaking in salted water does something, playa.You actually thought you couldn't brine the beans! You don't know shit, playa. You're a certified beanlet, playa.
>>20700213It's poisonous. Good thing cooking breaks them down.
>>20697831this nigga buys poison beans!!
>>20697722so you just farting constantly now?
>>20700237Cook beans without soaking them. Compare cooked beans that haven't been soaked with beans that have been soaked. You're retarded, imagine gagging on serious eats cock this hard instead of cooking anything yourself. It doesn't do a damn thing.
>>20697722> Will there be any side effects from consuming this many beans?You’re gonna have to carry a stick around to beat off all the chicks you get
>>20697722i've been eating beans almost every day for 10 years. I eat tons of beans. They are great for you. canned beans have more sodium tho.I make my own in a pressure cooker. I quick soak them for 1 hour then steam them for 12 minutes in a pressure cooker steamer basket. they come out perfect every time.
>>20699812>1200 calories of beansis about 1000 grams of cooked beans.
>>20700509to clarify, I cooked them in a pressure cooker.They are steamed in the pressure cooker instead of immersed in water. This keeps the beans from falling apart while they cook. it is the perfect way to cook beans. You can mix and match beans (except garbanzo beans) and they will all come out perfect after 12 minutes of cooking.
>>20700493you should definitely quick soak beans for 1 hour.this will remove some of those fart causing compounds too.
>>20697729fpbp
>>20700533That's not remotely true.
Is this the bean thread? I just cooked a pot of red beans and rice. Shit was so cash.
>>20697722No, just drink enough water or you're gonna have a terrible time. Also you're gonna fart and shit a lot but I assume you already know that.
>>20700538what do you know?nothingI am a bean expert.
>>20700538do you even know what quick soaking is?
>>20700552Do you? Tell me how soaking them for an hour makes you stop farting. It's the fiber inside that does it, an hour long soak doesn't remove the fiber. Nor does an overnight soak. It's completely pointless.
>>20700581It's sugars that cause the farting.and quick soaking is putting the beans in a pot of water and brining it to a boil, then turning off the heat, covering the beans, and letting it sit for 1 hour, then draining the water. It's that step which removes some of those fart producing sugars, along with other compounds.I then pressure cook them. I steam them under pressure in a steamer basket for 12 minutes then put the pressure cooker in the sink and run cold water over it to stop the pressure cooker cooking. They come out absolutely perfect every time.
>>20700616You're completely full of shit, and wrong. You could start by directly pressure cooking them and they'd turn out exactly the same. You make it hard on yourself for zero gain.
>>20700621I've experimented with many cooking methods. The quick soak pressure steam is by far, the best method. I am sharing my bean cooking wisdom with you. You should be grateful. But as with all angry little men, you lash out at your teacher.
>>20700533>this will remove some of those fart causing compounds too.Why would you want to do that?
>>20700644it just might save your marriage.
>>20699999Checked
OP here, I am starting to feel the effects
>>20700682I was already having gas, but things are extremely intense right now
>>20700684>intenseIt's not intense until you can light them on fire.
>>20700621>You're completely full of shitNot as full of shit as OP right now
>>20697722https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RYsTlfhDSDY
>>20698823What kind of beans? I have that issue most with black beans but not so much the others. Black beans even have a sticky texture if you cook them until thick unlike most others, probably has something to do with it. Some kind of protein you can't break down easily.
This nigga eat so many beans he doesn't just toot, he bursts into an orchestra.
There’s nothing more satisfying than letting off intense bean butt bombs
Ive been working on eating this big ass pot of chili I made for the past couple days. Honestly not a lot of farts but I have been shitting like 4 times a day. Not diarrhea, all solid shits
>driving down the highway>rip such a ferocious bean fart that the trunk pops open from the fart vibrationst-thanks beans
>>20700331
Franks & beans got me through some tired nights after double shifts at the ICU.Just let it simmer while I take a hot shower and a cold beer.Thank you, beans.
>>20698229Atleast 37
>>20701150KEK
>>20697722I've been eating most of my daily intake in the form of canned refried beans for a couple weeks now and I am more powerful than ever before.
>>20701740Your body is healing.
Once I was super hung over and didnt have much food or an appetite really anyway, but ate a can of Bushs baked beans and was immediately revitalized.
I was bummed by a Big Foot
>>20701740Nothing cleanses your insides like beans
>>20700509Based and beanpilled. Eating them every day too. “Ah you got food delivery today? Good for you, with the same money I make 20 dishes of delicious, nutritious legumes with rice or barley on the side. For real learning how to cook dry beans tasty saves you a lot of money, without cutting back on nutrition.
>>20702508>I've been eating most of my daily intake in the form of canned refried beans for a couple weeks now and I am more powerful than ever before.If you flex your arm I bet it’s like the Popeye cartoons and a partially transparent can of Rosarita shows up.
>>20700522>1kg of beans
