I find Italian food to be boring. What are some dishes that would change my mind?
>>20698035Chicken parmesan with a side of spaghetti and meatballs. Garlic bread/texas toast on the side.
>>20698035hot sauce
>>20698035Oh yea, and what cuisine do you like?
>>20698035
>>20698035Try using really high quality ingredients to make a simple pasta dish.If excellent quality foods cooked simply does not do it for you I have really bad news for you.
>>20698054This is the prime italian food I wanted to see.
>>20698035stop eating fast food garbage and learn to appreciate classic dishes
>>20698035Hard to say without knowing what kind of foods you don't consider boring.But without knowing that, I would say chicken/veal marsala or osso bucco.
>>20698082Blueberry/raspberry pizza?
>>20698089No, those are boring foods.
>>20698082That's just a dutch baby. It's not Italian.
>>20698093accidentally included an image
>>20698046Hipster tastelet detected
>>20698046That would make it even more boring
>>20698035name?
>>20698035That's a very inefficient way to eat.
>>20698054w0w! it doesn'ta get any more authentic than that!!
>>20698261So authentic, which means it is better!
>>20698206https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RtS2Ikk7A9I
>>20698035I'd eat her Italian food if you know what I mean
>>20699270She's Jewish
>>20698035>Italian food 101pasta shape #1 with red tomato based saucepasta shape #2 with red tomato based sauce...pasta shape #485 with red tomato based sauce>start all over but with white cream based sauce
>>20699419Look it up. Nigella is Jewish. So is the Iraqi dude who strangled the shit out of her in public.
>>20699419>noseThat's just the Ashkenazim and that's not because they're Jewish but because they're slavs. Slavs have fucked up, huge noses. Nigella is a Portuguese Jew IE Sephardic.
>>20698035uhhh-uhuhmhgm*blows a huge load all over your face tits and leggings**falls to the floor shaking and sobbing**whimpers*
>>20698054What region of Italy is this from?
>>20698035you can eat me out
>>20699424>Taking part in the third series of the BBC family-history documentary series Who Do You Think You Are?, Lawson sought to uncover some of her family's ancestry. She traced her ancestors to Ashkenazi Jews who originate from eastern Europe and Germany, leaving Lawson surprised not to have Sephardi ancestry, as she had believed.
>>20698089>>20698082>>20698055>Mama mia! I burna the pizza!
>>20698054why are Americans like this ?
>>20699738in your eye like a big piece of pie thats a moray
>>20698035Italian food is overrated as fuck, one of the things Americans really truly do better. I'd take an NY slice and a baloney sandwich over a pizzè mozzarelle or whatever the fuck it is they eat any day. Only thing more overrated is French food.
>>20698035If you have an American palette it's because modern Italian cooking tends to be very light on garlic/onions/spice.I recommend trying spaghetti all'assassina for something with some punch to it.Otherwise, check out recipes from Calabria for heat.
>>20698055this...
>>20699783>Otherwise, check out recipes from Calabria for heat.Heh. You are aware Italians are still white, right?
all else held equal, the cheese & charcuterie in Italy is hands down the best in the worldyou'll have a hard time getting access to it, but Umbrian cheese and DOP pancetta are insane, especially the aged onespoke around any specialty stores near you, especially if you live in a city
>>20699422>>20699424>>20699584Oh no! That means that I don't want to suck on her tits and get her to sit on my face and grind her pussy on my mouth anymore! Oh nooooo, surely I no longer want to stuff my big rock hard dick into her vagina
>>20699783*palateKek. You fucking spastic.
>>20699838Oh my god no, I can no longer imagine fucking her beautiful mouth and blowing a fat load down her throat that you know she'll gladly swallow down with alacrity. Oh no no.... I now hate the idea of banging her anal passage with vigour
>>20699838>>20699843Nigella pls go, this is getting embarrassing.
>>20699848>absolute mystery meat mutt horrified about someone else's ancestry
>>20698035that's an american Italian cook tho
>>20700934Nigella Is British.
>>20698035Italian catsuphttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3UYOv549oFQ
>>20698054> seriously wtf
>>20699783>modern Italian cooking tends to be very light on garlic/onions/spice.Modern italian cooks are fags
>>20701804>fagsget to be one to know one!hehehe
>>20699410so do any of you faggot retards actually do any cooking or is your knowledge of food derived entirely from browsing /ck/ and eating canned pasta?
>>20701827He’s right, “Italian” pasta slop is the only way to make that cuisine somewhat palatable, actual authentic stuff is garbage. This is what I remember eating growing up as a young kid in Napoli>maggot shit cheese>pork blood cake>raw snails>stuffed mice>pasta with boogers on it>assorted cow organs>random birds from the garden>monkey brains>spleen sandwiches>one time: donkey testiclesAmericans have no idea how bad it really is. No one in Italy knows what the fuck lasagna or "spaghetti and meatballs" are. Italian food is disgusting. Literally the worst parts to eat of any animal.
>>20698035MOMMY
>>20702769lolI'm actually from Naples and thought this was hilarious. Good job >pasta with boogers on itlmao, nice touch>>20699410We don't eat cream based sauces very much, really. That's mostly an American thing. And as for tomato sauces, meh. My top five pasta dishes aren't tomato based, though two do have a single tomato in them each (pasta with zucchine and eggs as well as pasta with cauliflower; one tomato in each of them for a little colour is all you need).
