>Ruins your bag of jerky in your path.
it does the opposite of ruining jerky, it keeps it from going bad.
>>20699847Jerky by definition is ruined. Get some biltong instead.
>>20699853>The word "biltong" is from the Afrikaans bil ("buttock") and tong ("strip" or "tongue")lol this nigga eating butttongue
>>20699881He’s probably eating better than most.
>>20699892nah he (you) aint.
>>20699847Why is "do not eat" in quotes? It's like it's trying to tell us something that we aren't supposed to know. Like when someone does the wink wink nod thing at you. Maybe it's actually edible and delicious but they have to put it on for weird legal reasons. You wouldn't know until you try.
>>20699916There’s a good reason. A very good one.
>>20699916So some dipshit doesn't eat it and sue claiming it said "Throw away do not, eat"
>>20699847bonus snack
>>20699916>>20699942
I've eaten this stuff before, it doesn't kill you. It's just tiny orbs that crackle when exposed to water. It's just like flavourless popping candy.
>>20699847i always do eat the bag, to take revenge. no bag can control me
>>20699847I save them and put them in with my tools to keep the rust off.
>>20699966Why? Oral fixation?
