My chicken glows in the dark. Can someone explain? It's not pseudomonas fluorescens because it's bioluminescent. It glows without any UV. It has not been in contact with fish, and neither has the fridge for several months. Known bioluminescent bacteria only exist in the ocean. So what the fuck is it?
>>20760374Do not eat I repeat do not eat!!! Brother please tell me you have not consumed the flesh of this chicken brother for you will have been possessed by the spirit of Shiva himself brother are you ready for the power you will possess? Will you create or will you destroy? Please tell me you have not eaten the chicken brother
>>20760374what's the dirty shit on the right? my chicken has never been dirty like that. as for the glowing shit idk.
>>20760388I've not eaten that glowing piece, but I've eaten other pieces in that package. >>20760393Spices that I put on the other pieces that are missing.
>>20760465Cat piss isn't bioluminescent. Try again.
>>20760374Maybe some cleaning fluid it picked up? Looks like the pattern continues onto the tray.
>>20760478It rubbed off on the plastic if that's what you mean. The pattern is where the pores are. It's not a cleaning fluid, because it's bioluminescent. >>20760480No, but I did test that to rule out pseudomonas fluorescens. Pic related is with a black light. It does not glow more in UV light. It's not phosphorescent or fluorescent. It's bioluminescent. The wavelength would suggest that it's bacterial. Bacterial luciferase peaks at around 490 nm, which is cyan just like this is.
>>20760499The bacterium of course? What kind of stupid question is that?
>>20760480You don't know what bioluminescent means.
>>20760374You can either eat it for superpowers or just run it over with your car, should be good either way
>>20760509But cat piss is not luminescent. Cat piss is not even phosphorescent. Cat piss is fluorescent.
>>20760509Cat piss is not biological either. It's not alive.
>>20760523So?
>>20760527
he doesn't know
>>20760547It doesn't glow, it fluoresces.
>>20760547come back after you finish high-school biology
>>20760555It's not alive and it doesn't luminesce.
>>20760563The reflector tape on your retard helmet isn't luminescent, its reflective. Cat piss is the same
>>20760586cuz a cat pissed on it
>>20760374Should have bought organic
So wipe the shit off, cook and eat.What the fuck is wrong with you picky kids these days? Christ.
>>20761104>he willingly eats the uranium flakes chicken
>>20760374which country did you buy this chicken in?
>>20761182>finds gunk on your chicken>OHHHHH NO HOW GROSS *tosses*Fucking wasteful kids. Wipe or rinse the shit off and stop wasting people's times here. Same with you guys and eating plastic. Stop being a pussy. We all eat a barrel of dirt before we die. Fuck... We need a war or something to fix you kids.
Also, get your fucking freezer fixed so it doesn't grow pseudomonas on the meats surface. Learn basic meat preservation. Christ. Kids.
eat it and get superpowers
>>20761192I don't have my food served by third world immigrants, so I don't have to lower my standards.
>>20760374/ck/ never manages to amaze mehow the FUCK did you manage to do this?what forbidden filth lies within your walls?
https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/37517119/
>>20761425*Oopshttps://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC2422990/
https://www.cfs.gov.hk/english/multimedia/multimedia_pub/multimedia_pub_fsf_115_04.html
>>20761189Sweden. We have some of the highest food safety standards on the planet. You can eat raw pork and chicken here. We don't have Salmonella or Trichinella. >>20761198Chicken goes in the fridge. It's only like two days old. It's not Pseudomonas because it's bioluminescent, not fluorescent. >>20761425It's probably that. The wavelength is spot on.>>20761434All the other sources I've checked say that Pseudomonas fluorescens isn't bioluminescent and is merely fluorescent. I've also tried putting it under a UV light and it didn't glow stronger, so it can't be that.
>>20761476Chicken should go in the freezer ready for when you want to use it. Don't be retarded. Same as beef and other meats.
This whole situation was preventable if you weren't retarded and left it someplace where bacteria breed. Use your damned freezer. And rinse that shit off and cook it it's been hours for fucks sakes.
>>20760374>he doesn't bleach his chicken
>>20760490Posting in a legendary thread>luciferaseMy guess is something that has to do with that.mRNA >Split luciferase, bioluminescence resonance energy transfer, circularly permuted luciferase, cyclic luciferase, and dual luciferase systems have all been used to interrogate the structure and function of prominent viruses infecting humans, animals, and plants.Something in this ballpark
>>20760586Photoshop.
>>20761517There's a video of it too, retard.
>>20761517
>>20761479>>20761486Are you black? Where are you from?
Fry it up
>>20760374>Known bioluminescent bacteria only exist in the ocean.nohttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Photorhabdus_luminescensand others
>>20761592Is it edible
>>20761579>>20761484For superpowers he'll have to consume it raw though. Though choice. Swings and roundabouts...
>>20761487>luciferaseShould be great with deviled eggs, OP.
>>20761635Idiot
>https://dergipark.org.tr/tr/download/article-file/2166866tl;dr - it's bacteria that's glowing. Gross fuckin chicken. Throw that shit out.
>>20761734Once again, you've linked something that has already been ruled out.
>>20761635Huh? Huh? Huh?
>>20761740Once again, you can get on your knees and blow me, because that's the answer, idiot.
>>20761746It's not, because the bacteria on my chicken is bioluminescent, not fluorescent.
>>20761755You're a moron. Just eat it and drop dead, please.
>>20761758You're going to have a rough life being willfully ignorant. You only have yourself to blame.
>>20761755bro regardless of what it may or may not be you are such a nasty motha that your chicken is glowing, your toilet is probably fukushimic. your county probably has your place listed as a biohazardjust throw it out and buy new chicken. i'd tell you to clean your fridge but i doubt you'd even understand what that meant
>>20761933>i'd tell you to clean your fridge but i doubt you'd even understand what that meantWhy you fronting like that white boy? You don't know what it mean.
>>20760374>My chicken glows in the dark. Can someone explain? It glows without any UV. It has not been in contact with the fridge for several months. So what the fuck is it? Do they literally just leave chicken on the counter for months at a time where you live? Fucking savages. Teach me to be more like you.
>>20760374>My chicken glows in the dark. Can someone explain?The NSA big plan is to steal the spleen of inconvenient people. It happened to me and my friend a couple of years ago, my spleen started glowing and I felt like it trying to leave my bodyLuckily we managed to keep our spleens by a hair, but I feel like I wont be as lucky if it'll happen again. What probably happened is that the procedure is not prefect still, and sometimes something goes wrong and they mistake other things that look like your spleen for same reasonBe safe anon
>>20760480If you have luminol
>>20761782You're the one with glowing chicken, dude. If anything life needs to give your bum ass a break lol.
>>20761740I'm not buying it. UV shows up bright on camera
>>20763147fuck me, now its in the bottled water
>>20760374some fuckin glow in the dark cia nigger got his niggerlicious hands all over it.
>>20760374>Can someone explain?Yeah but I won't. Anyway, eat it.
>>20763147What the fuck are you talking about? The pic isn't with UV. Nigger.
>>20763164the glow has spread from the chicken to your water?
>>20761425So did the bacteria magically get into the system or is it thanks to the US government doing one of its biodefence/weapon experiments and not cleaning up?
This thread should be moved to /x/ with the other paranormal food threads.
>>20763604the load of cum you came from should have been moved to the trash with the other genetic dead ends
>>20763545That's someone else ofc
>>20763554apparently it magically illuminates as well according to dipshit here>>20763448
>>20764674Your education system has failed you.
>>20760374The Hulk sneezed on it in the factory. If you eat it, you’ll gain Hulk strength too.
contact the supermarket or threaten put it on social media, free chikkun for a year
>>20765004Costco gave me some free chicken when I handed it over to them but it's not their fault because they don't package the chicken. I might be able to get some compensation from the company that makes it, but not a year's worth or anything like that.
>>20760374what the fuck lmao rare glowie chicken
>>20763164Ah you went too far. It was actually in that realm of fun believable, but you've spoilt it now, overplayed the ruse.
>>20765022That's not me, you stupid ass.
>>20760374I’m dying of laughter, wish you could hear this OP. Godspeed you and your chicken a la polonaise
>>20760374Inb4 becomes le mysterious screencap on reddit, thanks for the laugh OP
feed it to a neighbors pet, see what happens
>>20760490Vibrio cholerae?IIRC cholera outbreaks occurs more frequently later years in your region
>>20764678OH NO NO NO WHAT ABOUT THIS REPLY HERE?@?!@?!>>20761740THAT PROVES ITS NOT BACTERIAONCE AGAIN YOU PROVE HOW RETARDED YOU ARE
>glow in the dark chickenngmi
What if I want to make my food to glow? But without killing myself, so weird bacteria or radioactivity is out. How poisonous is glow in the dark food coloring? Will it make my piss glow?
>>20766335if it does then i think we have a new porn genre in glowin showers
>>20765794The last one was in 1874. Where the fuck do you think I live?>>20765844Room temperature IQ
glowing bacteria contaminates entire meat supply chain nowcool
