>a dash>a pinch>a sprinkle>a handful>a splash>a glug>a dab>a hint>a drizzle>a cup>a glass>a drop>a bit
>>20835810>a spritz
DOLLOPOLLOP
>>20835810>a cupthats an actual measurement tho
>>20835810These are all specific measurements and I know exactly how much each one is. Learn to cook.
>a knob
>>20835810>Prepare a duck in the usual manner
>>20835810A smidge
>>20835810>a tad
>>20835810>a glob>a dollop
>>20835878Finally. I've been looking for this image for forever.
>>20836001I've been looking for an excuse to post it forever so I guess it all worked out
>>20835810>two shots of vodka
>>20835810OP>a retard
>>20835810I have a measuring spoon set specifically for sprinkles, dashes and pinches.
>>20835810none of those are unreasonable, nor hard to understand if you know how to cook.hint (it doesn't matter if you are exact).
>>20836025classic
>>20835810Let me take a 1.24 ml sample of your soup. Sentence uttered by the utterly deranged.
>>20835810does wibble baby need to learn how to cook and pay attention to the ingwedients in his hands? awwww~
>>20835810>a trough >a bucket>a tube>a whole can of>"serve immediately"
>>20835810>to taste
>>20836090Those haven't been approved by any legitimate authority.
>>20836090
>>20836090>a punch
>>20836500>>20836504My uncle had real big thumbs, and he'd pinch me, he would pinch me so good with his big thumbs, big meaty thumbs, they tasted like meat, he would stick them in my mouth and pinch my tongue. Food was always so salty, I guess it was because he had a big pinch because of his big salty thumbs
Is it to difficult to use scales? Am I the only one to own a .01 g one?
>>20835810>a bushel>a cubit>an acre-foot
>>20836090>a dash is less than a pinchFucking retard
>>20835810Why can't the blacks just call it crack? -,-
>>20835827Not really, a cup is defined as 8oz, but a cup of lead is going to be a lot more than 8oz and a cup of oil is going to be less than 8oz. Why can't you fuckers define things in absolute terms.
>>20837103because a recipe is specific to a dish and if you see 'a cup of blueberries' you're not going to be wondering whether the recipe means a cup of lead or a cup of feathers because you already know it means a cup of blueberries and a cup of blueberries is always the same amount as any other cup of blueberries
>>20835810nothing wrong with this
>>20837140but lead is heaver than feathers
>>208371038oz is an absolute term. It's just volume instead of weight. I think it makes more sense to measure liquids by volume, personally. You really only need to measure by weight with powders like flour because they can fill the same volume with different weights depending on how tightly they're compacted.
>>20835847You use a cube proportional to the height and width of the stick.
>>20835827Thems fighting words to euros who can't comprehend that almost all modern recipes were originally written by volume.>>20837103>Absolute termslol
>a rectum full
>>20835810just do it to taste, moron
>>20837103And 100g of oil isn't going to fill you up like 100g of broccoli. What's your point you ignoramus, that a volumetric measurement doesn't account for density? Brilliant observation, Sherlock.
>>20837405I honestly love photos like that, good parents to let the kid be who he wants to
>a BAM
>>20838855Fuck Cajun food.
>>20835827Ok. Which one?
>>20840678whichever holds 250ml of liquid
>>20840678those are all mugs THOUGH
A stuff. A pump. A cram. Nice and tight
>>20835810>dash>pinch>cup>dropare precise volumetric units. If you can't eyeball or estimate by feel, that's your problem. So many posts and only cup was mentioned (with several retarded replies). Sad.
>>20840724do you drink a mug or a cup of coffee
>>20840808I pour my favorite cuppa into my favorite mug buddy
>the juice of half a small lime
This board is so fucking retarded.
>>20840819youre here right now bitchtits
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eoV7lw7YBG4
>>20835810man being an esl must be brutal
>>20835810Don't follow recipes that aren't by weight.
>a cram
>>20840819>comes into an obvious b8 thread for /ck/ bants>gets mad about itnewfag, 4chan is like walking into a massive bar full of drunk retards. There are a handful of sober people that were dragged there for various reasons, a bunch of fun drunks, and the rest are annoying fucks with no personal space and the intellectual capacity of a marshmallow.Learn to spot the difference or go back to your church of leddit for same think circle jerking. This IS the diversity you pretend to care about.
>>20841156>I weigh my food but never myselfmany such cases
>>20841354I weigh 165lbs. I'm 5'10"
>>20841355>not in metricI don't believe you, eurocuck.
>>20835810>a bukkake
>>20835843>knows how much a bit isokay I'll BITE. how much is a bit?
>>20840678It doesn’t matter which one so long as you use the same one for all the ingredients, the cup based recipes are proportional which is why it works.
>>20841860more than a pinch but less than a bunch
>>20835810nigga you forgot>a smidgen
>>20836090How the fuck is a dash less than a pinch
>>20841971A dash is just one tap through the perforated lid of a shaker bottle. Based on normal sized fingers and normal sized lid holes, a pinch between two or three fingers can hold a much larger volume than a dash.
>>20837140Well a cup of bpueberries will vary depending on size and for the most part it really doesnt matter. I make bread using volumetric measures and it comes out just fine.
>>20836527No I also have a reloading scale. 0.01 grains of accuracy.
>>20842122I love bpueberries
>>20837103Yeah, that's how density works. How are you struggling to understand grade-school level science?
>add to taste>mfw I have poor taste and no face
>>20836527based drug dealer
>a bit of Monica>a bit of Erica >a bit of Rita >a bit of tina
>>20836090faggot
