Food gore, good cooking, whatever you want
>>20837244I can already tell this was made by a millennial soyboy manchild. I can guess exactly how he looks. He will look like reddit
>>20837244
>>208372442
Cat with the bread on em
>>20837276It took 74 fucking tiktoks to cover what she eats in a day? God damn.
>>20837253Please don't tell me that yellow play-doh isn't cheese...Surely she used yellow play-doh for the lulz?!?!? Anons?!?!?
>>20837487That's mexico.
>>20837271yeah buying industrial meat is probably an objective moral evil at this point
>>20837490This one really activated my ice cream.
>>20837246This was uncalled for
>>20837490wtf is the charcoal for? Or the dry ice for that matter?
>>20837786>wtf is the charcoal for?it absorbs SSRIs so for a brief moment the techie wagie can experience happiness
>>20837490Will eating dry ice make me have wicked burps from the CO2 gas?
>>20837271poor cunts. why do must they be so so delicious.
I meat madeballs :3
>>20837271What song did they play to make them fall asleep so quickly?
>>20837277>Tfw no chocolate big tiddy Nubian queen
>>20837271the only viable solution to illegal immigration
>>20837786The heat of the charcoal cooks the ice.
>>20837786>>20838108dry ice freezes it fast so you get a very smoother ice cream without the ice crystals. eating it will burn your stomach, there was some bog girl that lost her stomach form drinking it in a cocktail. but it'll evaporate after a few mins so its not a huge danger if you arent retarded.
>>20838146Excellent post.
>>20837490dont do this it creates mustard grains
>>20837271Is this from Quake 4?
>>20838151https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qaC0vNLdLvY&t=73s
>>20837271Kino
>>20837490Asphalt, how lovely
>>20837418I have no idea what it is. It's unlike cheese, it's even unlike cheese mixed with hydrogenated vegetable oils. No idea what the fuck it is, but if I came home and she gave me this shit to eat, I would instead have eat it all and I don't give a shit if she pukes all over or shits herself. What the fuck, this is a heart attack in a bowl.
>>20837786The only reason dry ice and activated carbon are there is to deter regular people from trying the recipe so they dont find the content creator is a hack, its common for these kind of content to have one or two steps involving not readily available ingredients or something very time consuming so nobody can actually try them. On a side note that recipe lacks egg yolk so the texture and creaminess will never be good.>>20838160>dry ice freezes it fast so you get a very smoother ice cream without the ice crystalsYou can achieve that by stirring the icecream as it freezes which breaks the ice crystals and stops them from forming, like icecream machines do without resorting to something that can be potentially harmful.
>>20837271Nothing wrong with that. I'd rather machines take care of it than estrogenized boys.
>>20837246Every time I see this my first thought is: look how big the patties were back then.
>>20837253The forbidden roundmeal...
>>20837277Imagine the smell
>>20837253wtf roundmeal exists?
>>20837271D-Did they feel it?!
>>20837490Don't touch dry ice without thick protective gloves.You'll regret it rather fast.
>>20837490>activated charcoal >no activated almonds
I call it “Lazy stew.”
>>20837271Noooooooooooo, you need to import an endless number of mystery meat slaves to do this! You can't just automate things. Immigration is a MUST
>>20838643You got a "stew" goin'
>>20837271God I wish that was me
>>20837270probably looks like this guy >>20837407
>>20837609faggot.
>>20838714what a happy plant! :D
How about a classic?
>>20838328damn i never knew that I knew this song
>>20838146king webm /pol/ does not deserve
>>20838714Fake and gay. Plants don't just pop out of the dirt like that. Something is up with this video.
>>20838757These videos are always suspicious. Don't the seeds need to be dry to start growing?
>>20838146You know what my favorite part about making meatballs is?
>>20838761>Don't the seeds need to be dry to start growing?What? This isn't a bottle of wine. It doesn't matter if it is dry or full body.
>>20837271wait so they just got gassed in the begining and that was it? that's not that bad desu, whatever happens after they're dead doesn't really matter
>>20837480>self-raising flour>baking powder
>>20838146What the fuck are you doing? This is real food.
>>20837407Kek all the oil down the drain>not my problem
>>20838714Could I do this if I only have a kitchen with shitty lighting?
>>20837786activated charcoal is for the exotically black colorat least thats what it was for the burger king october gimmick
>>20838824bros........
Watch the bottom left of the video
The editing in this video does not fit what they're making
>>20838983How does stuffing a butty not fit?
>>20838900Didn't that turn people's crap a hideous green, or am I mistaking that for the Darth Vader burger?
>>20838989Stuffing a butty just sounds like a long way to say gay sex
>>20838794what is this?
>>20838786the fact that sugar is misspelled annoys me more than anything else in the webm
>>20839009God damn it I'll rename it right now. I'm sorry.
>>20838986>why I season my lava and not my steak
>>20838757>>20838714Not just that, he gets a seed from a red bell pepper, yet the things "growing" are clearly green, you expect me to believe green plants just turn red??
>>20838934Ty anon, I've been looking for that abomination for a while.
>>20838873plants need full spectrum light, if all you give them is light from your kitchen lightbulb they will not grow very well. Get an aquarium plant light or invest in a big metal halide light.
>>20839018There are unitaskers, and then there is shit like this
>>20837253Homemade Roundmeal?Based as fuck. Would let her be my waifu.
>>20837271>born 2 die
>>20838927Oh fuck is that the isopod from Emporers New Groove?
>>20837271why are they all female pigs
>>20838861The OP said good stuff was okay too :<
>>20839043You think that's odd, the RED bell pepper seed is WHITE, while the dirt is black and the water is CLEAR. Why is no one calling out these possibly dangerous lifehack videos?
>>20837786Charcoal soaks up the alcohol you will no doubt be drinking at the same establishment. I’m more curious about the black food coloring. If it’s not carbon black, which is basically charcoal, what is it?
>>20838146Pro tip: you can use those spherical ice molds to make perfectly round meatballs.
>>20837253*turns into gordon Ramsay* IT'S FOOKIN RAWWW!
>>20838727Everyone knows this song, most just don't know the name.
>>20839006Scrambled eggs. It's a machine with a steam wand that cooks eggs and soups and stuff like that, like how a cappuccino machine steams milk. Looks vile though, and I can't imagine it's really much better than just using a microwave.
>>20837407this the type of dude who sucks random dicks at truck stop restrooms.
>>20838872All the goyslop sauces ruined it.
>>20838719>>20838724
>>20838937People faking shit for TikTok is probably the worst shit the internet encourages
>>20838983I want a baker boyfriend so we can bake together and have tons of gay sex
>>20838937SKIN GOES FIRST iT GOES FIarSTtHE PAN WASN'T EVEN HOTThat's too much oil
>>20838937it is truly astounding the extent to which social media has poisoned humanity. it doesn't even matter whether this is real or staged--it is absolute social poison.
>>20839009What about the fact that it says she has five yet only puts four in
>>20839014>The recipe is a secret>They just whip the eggsWhat a recipe
>>20839018This feels like it's made by an ai
>>20837277>Wmaf walks by
>>20837253Do you still get a visit from Davis if you make one on your own?
>>20837788I felt all of this
>>20837490>activated charcoal and 4 fucking tablespoons of black food dye we serve food here, sir.
>>20837253I'll come to you.
>>20838824I miss her....
>>20837794kek
>>20838873no
>>20837271Sleep tight oinkers
>>20841063My least favorite thing since this social media shit startedPosing questions and statements THAT NO ONE IS SAYING
>>20841063wow, look at all those gizmos. It's made with SCIENCE
>>20841075what do they know in PEI? everyone there still probably digs in the mud for clams for breakfast.
>>20839686It’s just mayo mustard and ketchup, typical burger condiments, retard
>>20838366Thanks Adam
>>20838928wypipo relly don season dey phones wit da meat juice?
>>20839018Jesus Christ you'd think that by now they had learned. Though nothing will ever top the juicer.
>>20838785they get suffocated to death along unbearable heatimagine being locked up on a sauna that kills you on 60 seconds flat. The burn inside your lungs will be glorious>>20837271respect to the poor souls working in there. Their lives are nowhere much valuable than the pigs they kill every day and their employers know it.
>>20838146next time press your middle finger in the middle of each ball and press down a bit before placing the tray on the oven. You get to cook meat ballsacks that way.
>>20838724gotta teach my wife to cook me one of these
>>20840183same, I love baking and gay sex
>>20839062NO NO NO NO. The only reason people say this shit is because stoners have no idea how to grow plants and light manufacturers want to sell inferior lighting for jacked up prices. Any LED bulb that gives off white light IS full spectrum and will work just fine. Anything recommended other than white light LEDs is pointless.
>>20838824>reverse sear
>>20841920hi.........
>>20838870this reminds me of that older asian tiktok guy who eats shit like bare cobs of corn, whole eggs with the shells on burnt on coals, straight up grass, all under the pretense of some mysterious traditional chinese cooking. All his videos have the same chinese folk song soundbyte
>>20841974what cooking, good looking?
>>20837276how does she afford it
>>20839018>more than 9 varietiesso, ten?
>>20841728Is that a good way to dry age chicken?
>>20838146Those look fucking great anon. Post spaghetti webm pls
>>20841764What compels someone to try boiling chips
>>20838980show-off. then again i too would show that off.
>>20838887Kay is a fuckin bog witch I swear, raised from the muck with twigs for brains.
>>20841997A really chuncky spaghetti sauce with beef, mushrooms, black olives, onions, thin garlic slices, and some tomato chuncks floating in it >~<Seasoned to taste(its also got a lil spice to it. I love spicy spaghetti <3)
>>20842410i havent been quite there, but still fairly close. what i do now is just jerk the pizza around at every stage of adding toppings. if any one part sticks i raise it and flour it by hand.and ofc after im done and the oven is still not ready i jerk it around every 40sec or so.like that i get away with a big pie and an amount of toppings most italians would deem superfluous.i think everybody should know to flour the shovel. personally i go with a semolina and flour mix, it does naught other than avoid stickiness for me but mom complimented it saying she liked the crunch.
>>20841768the food police have been notified and are on their way
>>20838848the amount of baking powder needed depends on the acidity, sometimes it is necessary to add more
>>20837786the dry ice will probably give it a bit of a kick similar to carbonated sodas
>>20838937imagine having such an easy life that this is your biggest worry. TAD.
>>20838887Reminds me of watching my mom make french toast one time and she had about a quarter inch of oil in the pan...Dunno how I made it to adulthood (or how I'm not fat)
>>20837480That's a odd color for a banana, looks like butternut
>>20838146Nice, these threads need more homemade /ck/ webms
>>20842580well why dont they just say baking powder in the correct amount and tell u to add regular flour
>>20842419sounds great, I have something similar planned for my spaghetti with meatballs tomorrow
>>20837271slava slava
>>20843211slava urine heroyam sala!
>>20842313>>20842895Thanks anon.I think this is in another thread still but this is a webbem from my most recent batch. Not the same batch as the previous post but same recipes anyway
>>20838857that looks fucking delicious. lucky cunt
>>20838887this is infuriating
>>20841067Wtf is the black stuff at the bottom? Dead wasps?
>>20839043I mean the fact it's panning with the leaves slowly swaying in the wind over the span of 3-5 days and the color magically starting to shift from the side facing the camera and back it's pretty obviously ai slow or some other fake and gay animation.
>>20838937Incredible how people like this exist, it’s like they never have had a real issue in their entire lives
>>20843305>Mfw you're so gay you couldn't have balls without sausage
>>20837609faggot
>>20840183doesnt eating too much bread make your asshole all stuffed up so you can't do anal properly?
>>20842419>black olivesmidwestern trash
>>20837271this process is terrifying but it skipped over the slaughter step. I assume electric bath?
>>20839165male pigs are probably annoying to deal with on farms like with roosters
>>20837276My queen.
>>20840183>>20841920
>>20839165you wanna eat dick faggot
>>20841308you're a dumb dumb
>>20837271that's the fake video. here's the real one.
>>20838872holy shit thats too much sauce. fuck off. also the bun looks disgusting.
>>20838369this is such a strange place for your mind to go.
>>20838714you can just straight up plant a pepper seed like that? holy frijole
>>20844680That's probably amazing.
>>20844774I'd eat a meat tennis racket
>>20841554interdasting concept if those are soft shell nigas
>>20837277me in the left with the ski mask
>>20842806could be plantain I guess, or just some weird type of banana. There's plenty of variety other than Cavendish, I had a red banana once but it tasted disappointingly like a normal banana.
>>20841308No it's not. You're stupid and obviously fat.
>>20844771The Japs and their foods that are good for Instagram but stupid to eat are just a mark of gluttony and vanity.
>>20838362>>20837418It's gotta be VelveetaWhich is... not really cheese. It's got cheese in it! But it's not fully cheese.
>>20837253Davis here.I'm going to her.
>>20844680Saar what is on her hand Saar?
>>20844771>stale cakes>corn flakes>budget ice creams>random fruitChef really said "just empty the walk-in of the soon to expire shit if someone orders this and charge them 400 bucks"
>>20837253that ground beef is pink as fuck, that shit didn't even cook
>>20845654when you put it like that, i kinda respect the hustle. only retards will pay for it, let alone fall for it
>>20845685Yeah, there's also Jello and Ritz crackers in there with just random storebought conesThe whole thing has to cost like 20 bucks to make and they definitely charge more than 200 to serve that.
>>20841063>Klaus Schwab retweeted this
>>20843457Worse, I think it might be raisins.
>>20844874this is cool and I think we should all aspire to cook like this
>>20837271>the dead limp pig sliding down and slamming into the cameraLooool based, fuck animals. They exist on this earth at our disposal.
>>20838902this looks like the big ass cysts you sometimes see on cattle
>>20837244>>20837246>>20837253>>20837256I hate this. post more
>>20838719>>20838724how
>>20838786>in such a rush to drink sugar with more sugar they can't even pour it in correctly
>>20838853my life noticably became worse afrer seeing this channel
>>20845682faggot
>>20837418I think it's actually some kind of pastry
>>20842410This is why you use cornmeal
>>20843837Whoa !! Damn bro you couldn’t even know that by his post but I bet you are right. Absolutely scathing!!! You’re mean as heck! But in a totally funny ass way!!
>>20837276>energy wellness shotYeah, you keep telling yourself that
>>20840227What about the fact that she calls it Pepsi even though it's clearly Coke?
>>20844774creative in a way that disturbs me
>>20838872sauces aside why would you want well done scrambled eggs on a burgerthe point of an egg on a burger is the liquid yolk adding richness
>>20846790you draw the characters with the batter in one of those bottles with a squeeze top, you can find plenty of videos of it on youtube. I tried it once but forgot I don't know how to draw so it turned out shit.
>>20838853alright I'm tired of seeing these webms and wondering wtf is going on, why does this guy and what I assume is his mom keep making these culinary abortions that defy common sense ?
>>20838872this looks easy and tasty
>>20848052lurk more newfag
>>20848061no thank you, I'm already regretting the 15 minutes I've been here instead of the thermos thread.
>>20839014I kinda regret not getting these at the Mont Saint Michel but each omelet was like 40 euros. Only japanese tourists in the restaurant too, which I thought was a bit weird.
>>20841067This is cheesecake
>>20839022this must be old because they're fully vegetarian now
>>20844024lmao
>>20844020are you sure this will help us sell bread?
>>20848163Bread?
>>20848145Is he memeing?
>>20848186no just burn the shit out of the exterioryou'll love it, trust me
>>20845682And?
>>20848423it will infect you
>>20838146Can I have one?
>>20848431You could have as many as you want if I could anon
>>20837271so this is what they built in the 10 storey football stadium-sized pig skyscraper in china
>>20842088benefits and/or a boyfriend/husband who pays for it all but is too much of a cuck to tell her to stop or to just leave her
>>20838794divorce speedrun any%
>>20839007>cheese fries>pours a bucket of paint over it
>>20840171its OK anon, TikTok only pays $10 per 1 million views anyway.
>>20845616basedand fuck all the newfags in this thread who didnt give you at least 1 reply
>>20841078at least they got the cheese to actually cover the shit properly
>>20848145looks age did his mental faculties and looks no favours.
>>20848145>How do you want your steak, bro?>Just give me the Auschwitz special
>>20845685That should be "only retards will fall for it, let alone pay for it." If someone is paying for it then they've clearly already fallen for it, but a broke retard can fall for it but be unable to pay for it. Thank you.
>>20849170You're welcome
>>20849210Me watching ja/ck/ webms.
>>20849210Explain why this wouldn't work
>>20849210giwtwm
>>20849210clean it up lmao
>>20842088Fat chicks trade sex for food and other consumer goods, not even a joke
>>20849210Post the one the with the scrambled eggs
>>20848052borderline retarded mother and helpless son who was raised by her. it's honestly sad and makes me wonder how many households live like this.
>>20846959Imagine needing all that bullshit. Just give me a whiskey neat, you flaming fucking faggot.
>>20849210The least insane video ITT.
>>20839147They made that shit look so good. I wonder if it tasted like Lobster?
>>20843457>>20846290Out of all the times Ive watched this webm, now do I notice it after somebody bring it to my attention. I need to increase my perception pronto!
>>20837271(slow heavy metal music playing)
>>20838714Do NOT DO THIS THIS IS A TROLL THAT MAKES MUSTARD GAS
>>20850389I clicked on this and stopped it immediately. I cannot even watch this. https://youtu.be/GfLD0MXuX7E?si=x93q_BVo-FZ6MlFi
>>20839018I see no advantage to this over an oven.
>>20850586kek, based zom zom
>>20844874Looks a bit tedious for the amount of food but it's based for using the shrimp shell for the broth. Too many people waste the heads and shell instead of making a bouillon or soup with it
>>20850389China absolutely pulverized those Turks
>>20850586Be patient, she has Assburgers.
>>20850705The roaches learned that they're not the apex bug
>>20849210If I had a nickel for every time this happened to me. At least $20.
>>20850716But together, they are bigger.
>>20844527slava slava
>>20850620>woman's only job is producing jerk-off material for weirdos on the internet who have a crush fetish>can't even do that properlyGood morning
>>20837276Of course the fat cunt pulls out a fried chicken drumstick out of nowhere at the end>Pt.74One look at her and you’d believe she was a fat pig, she didn’t need to make 74 parts
>>20844916looking at shit like that always gives me extreme anxiety>don't worry bro i wont cut myself im confidentdo people think that the ones that do cut themselves were not confident? no one does this thinking "oh boy im definitely about to cut myself on this"
>>20837271I feel absolutely nothing when I see this. Can't see how anyone does?
>>20838857cor lad
>>20851766Maybe they can't process the fact that the piggies are already dead.
>>20838824everything about this reminds me of her...
>>20844527harder better faster stronger.
>>20841075>not my problem
>>20838714"don't mind me, just pirating this bell pepper"supermarkets hate him
>>20848009I'm with you, man. But most people don't like runny yolk on their burgers.
>>20842348childhood vaccination
>>20838763Yes
>>20846805smacznego
