Egg Thread
Boiled Egg
>>20838239REAL boiled egg
I just made an apple pie for my wife and kids last night, and I did an egg wash over the top along with some sugar and it turned out awesome. Thanks egg!
I have some chorizo, was gonna make egg, cheese, and chorizo breakfast slop here in a bit.
>>20838371C for egg!
this the egg thread?
>>20838339no thats a less boiled egg, very tasty though
anyone hates greasy eggs like I do? when I fry egg I always use very little amount of oil (enough for the pan/skillet) then I use a lid and maybe a few drops of water + low heat to make sure the bottom is not overcooked, still silky smooth while the yolk is moist and creamy.it retains most flavor of the egg over cooking methods like deep fry the eggs in oil / using too much butter
I'm assuming fritatas are welcome?
>>20838429just for reference, I live in vietnam and it's very common to just fry eggs in a large batch of oil till it's crispy. every time I take a bite the oil just spills out of the egg and fill my fucking mouth.https://www.youtube.com/shorts/qVhQn5qcjCY
>>20838431
>>20838429just dont use oil its that simple.use butter
>>20838463sorry im unironically too poor too afford butter
>>20838463https://youtu.be/PTRXtGjgoio
>>20838470>too poor too affordtry too stupid to afford you knuckke dragging alcoholic
>>20838228Unhealthy, goy. Eat leaves.
>>20838475im not alcoholic but I grew up in a corn syrup-addicted neighborhood
>>20838480the fuck? you had like corn syrup dealers controlling whole blocks and shit? had to prove you were cool if they got suspicious of you drinking too much water or what
>>20838479>Michael GregerIf that guy turns out to be wrong about eggs, this will be him in hell eating eggs.https://youtu.be/wAvYNmvodGk
i love ovum
>>20838552can you eat human female ovum, as a human male such as yourself?
>>20838491>he doesn't know about the corn syrup cartels
>>20838452Kek that show was great
>>20838543thanks egg seal
>>20838842>Egg fried 25 minutesCould you achieve a similar effect with just a dozen regular eggs that are cooked in a way that doesn't ruin them
>>20838818is this a egg being thrown into a pan kek
>>20839076No
>>20838559Sure you can, but they're very small and don't taste good at all
>>20838228How’s my omelet fellow cu/ck/s?
>>20840398the elusive australian omelet
>>20839858it's eggsploding
>>20839076You can>Separate whites and yolk of many eggs >Pour in whites>Pour yolk in the center
The heat of the pan cooks the egg
For me it's the humble egg.
>>20840805i don't think that's ever been proven
This thread is eggcelent and has eggceeded all my expectations
>no eggfort webmI'm disappointed.
>>20841376>not "eggspectations"fuck you, Spider-Man
An egg thread? In *this* economy?!
poached
is an egg meat?
>>20841708Theyre meat seeds
>>20841712that implies the existence of a meat plantmeat tree even...
You really shouldn't be eating eggs, they're no good for you.
>>20842152>that implies the existence of a meat plantYeah, we call those "animals".
>>20842341why
how do I stop my GF from overcooking the yolks all the time? she doesn't like them runny, she likes them all overcooked and gross.
I want to make frozen breakfast burritos. Is there something I can add to the scramble to retain the moisture so it doesn't turn to a pool of egg water in the microwave? There has to be something that fast food/buffet places use to keep them fluffy after reheating.
>>20843004Just berate her until she's scared to reveal any of her personal preferences to you
>>20843414unbelievably based
>>20838339that's a "partially-boiled" egg10/10 IMO
>>20840419ameggeddon has comebillions will fry
>>20838543EGG
>>20840398how's the weather down there bruce
>>20841376>expectationsyou had one fucking job
>>20843412maybe just use powdered egg or something equally horrific
>>20838228Based egg thread. Simply eggsquisiteIt's no eggsageration, the eggsperience is divine
i noticed that when I cook omelet style eggs, they turn out way bigger and more filling than if I had scrambled them. what's going on ?
>>20844597do you add milk to either?
>>20841462>>20843991Kek>mfw guy that posted that
>>20845474no just the eggs. butter too but it's the same amount
>>20841507Damn you, poachers
>>20838524Of course he's wrong. Saturated fat is good for you. Saturated means that all chemical bonds are "saturated", thus aren't free to react with your body and cause damage. Unsaturated reacts with your body and harms you.
>>20838842WOW THANKS FOR THE SOCIAL MEDIA ADVERT SHANIQUA
>>20838818hate when this happens
>>20840398thats a fuckin fair dinkum fuckin omelet ya fuckin dog cunt
cold eggs into hot pan?or room temperature into hot pan?
>>20848028it doesn't matter dude sheesh, the difference would be so negligible that it's not worth the time to wait for your raw egg to cool down or heat up to a specific temperature.
>>20848028I let mine warm up for about 20 mins before cracking them. you could just run them under the tap do speed it up. they definitely whisk better when warmer, but yeah if your pan is at the proper temp for cooking then whatever really. cold may be better for over easy since the yolk will take longer to cook.
Eggs are pretty cool.
>>20849652Im so glad it wasnt full of spiders.
eggs are BAD for you
ignore the above post
>>20849564English fine cookie. Fucking rosbeefs.
My brekkie today :) eggs getting expensive, they're $3 a dozen :(
Obligatory
I eat 10-12 eggs per day.
Egg on cheeseborger
>>20849564https://youtu.be/iBbopoa2joU
"eggs"
>>20838228>start breaking eggs into pan>the last one is spoiledDo you throw everything or do you try to take out the spoiled egg?
I was going to make egg sandwiches today but my salad cress has gone bad and they're just not the same without it.
>>20852323realistically it'll just taste like shit but likely won't be dangerous if you cook them until dry and rubbery
Has science gone too far??
dont let an eggselent thread die
>>20852401you can do this by putting your chickens in the stretcher thing they put mike teevee in
fried in butter and smoked paprika, perfect over medium. got a little red hot and half a leftover burrito on the side.
>>20849659Here have these, uhhh... EGG... buns...
Bros I love food so much
>>20850367>eggs getting expensive, they're $3 a dozenyeah, eggs and tuna were always my go-to cheap protein, not so much anymore
>>20849652HOW?
>>20838431what's this?
>>20855059you miss the part where it says "frittata"?
>>20855272oh ok just googled it. thought that was just some funny word from the show because the other person replying was referencing it
>>20854787fuck you
Here's what you're gonna do /ck/. Listen carefully because this is very important advice. Lots of people think cooking is all about complicated recipes, big cookbooks and arduous effort. Really it's more of an innate thing.Learning to cook is much more simple, so pay close attention to what I'm going to say. Are you listening?Fry an egg and experiment with various seasoning. This will give you an idea of what flavours go well together which is the most important quality in cooking. Fry an egg, cut it in quarter, season each quarter differently. Try one with cayenne and, I dunno, chives? Just experiment with lots of seasoning combinations.Then fry another egg and repeat the process. Keep frying eggs and experimenting until you get a good idea of what works. You can eat 3-4 eggs in a day, heck if you're from /fit/ probably 6+. If you eat 6 eggs in a day, that's 24 egg quarters, 24 seasoning combinations in a day. You're talkng about 1000 seasoning combinations in just over a month.At this stage you'll be a spicemaster and what/how you cook wont matter because you'll be better at seasoning than 99% of professional chefs, and this WILL make you a good cook.
firm reminder that Tumeric goes great with eggs
>>20850003Where can I buy twin pans like this?
>>20852401The chicken who shat this has a prolapsed cloaca
Raw is pretty good. Its really fast, too. Just like 3 in a glass at room temp with some salt is enough for me.
>>20856560turmeric goes great with lots of things
>>20838228https://www.toomanyeggs.com/
>>20850367your wad of eggs reminds me of the scene in Freaks(1932) where the "Strong Man" is asked if he wants some eggs, to which his reply is "oh only about 6. I'm not that hungry."
>for the past 2-3 weeks i eat about 3-8 eggs per day >sometimes i add some spinach to a meal otherwise i eat nothing but eggs>lost ~25lbs because of thatis this what an addiction feels like? i either eat them sunny side up or scrambled with some frozen herbs mixed in before cooking.
potato and chorizo scramble ready for tortillas
>>20838228Oh man I love the egg
>>20860082zucc' or 'cumber?
>>20850367Jesus Christ, boysThat's a lotta fuckin' eggs
>>20838339I don't know how people drink the whites, some have it as actual liquid, the Yolk I can understand. I'd vomit.
>>20850367Are you a very muscular guy? By the way that's not Bread, test yourself properly or don't post on this Board
I dont really like runny yolks. The flavor is fine, I just don't care for the slimey texture.
>>20840398cooked well needs white pepper and chives in the mix
>>20861774its not slimey its juicy
>>20861774it's molten gold if it's cooked just right. I usually cook an over easy egg when I'm eating pasta dishes and slam it on top of the pasta with the less cooked side down so the yolk runs into it, it's absolutely tops. the yolk has to be in that solidifying but not yet solid state for maximum taste.
I will make an omelet in the morn
>>20863146ill make an omelette in your mom
>>20850369How does he get out????
what do you like to pair eggs with?
>>20863578Salsa and cottage cheese and hit sauce.
>>20850367anon that's not how sandwiches work
>>208383397 is the KEY number, man!
>>20838479The Uncanny Valley is real, bros
eggg
>>20850369You have to eat ALL the eggs
This morning omurice style omelette, with reduced bone stock and its fat added back.
>>20838339mmmmmmm :)
>>20863917>>20863933Based
>>20843004What's overcooked to you?
I like to fry my eggs on butter so that the bottom of the white is crispy, the rest cooked fully and the yolk as runny as I can get it
>>20864904yeah same. then I put it upside down on whatever I'm eating
>>20864913yes, so the yolk spreads over the other food, makes my mouth water just thinking about it, gonna eat some tomorrow
>>20864918yeah my favorite is bacon&cheese pasta with two of those eggs on top
>>20864934for me it's over pasta or couscous or I fry some minced meat and then the eggs in the same pan and I put the eggs on the meat simple salt and pepper for seasoning
