What’s your favorite cult-based food/drink? For me it’s Sleepytime tea
Bud Light
>>20839056i like the bear
>>20839056Cult-based? What do you mean?
I prefer the blue box
>>20839083it's called celestial seasonings cause it's the business arm of a very serious and fairly large alien worshipping cult called the urantia foundation that's been around since the 1920s
>>20839083The founder of it was a believer in the Urantia book. You oughta give it a read. Basically Adam and Eve were intergalactic as the biologic uplifters of Urantia (Earth) who came in 1934 AD which was 40,000 years agohttps://www.urantia.org/urantia-book-standardized/paper-74-adam-and-eve
>>20839102Intergalactic aliens acting as*
>>20839102>Basically Adam and Eve were intergalactic as the biologic uplifters of Urantia (Earth)seems pretty reasonable for a cult, i could actually get behind this since i love their te->who came in 1934 AD which was 40,000 years agoaaaaaand there's the crazy
>>20839090>>20839102Jesus christ I have like 3 boxes of this shit in my pantry
>>20839130Go back to sleep anon. You look tired
>>20839130it still functions fine as cheap tea
>>20839056if you go to the celestial seasonings factory just outside of Boulder, Colorado, they sell Sleepytime Tea shirts and merch that they don't sell online. I got my favorite gym tees there lmao
>>20839132I feel the rays from space filling my skull with sinful thoughts. You're right brother I should.
>>20839135I gotta get some next time I’m up there
>>20839102>Basically Adam and Eve were intergalactic as the biologic uplifters of Urantia (Earth) who came in 1934 AD which was 40,000 years ago
>>20839155Wait til you hear about the Thought Adjusters. Honestly, the cult can be very bureaucratic for a religionhttps://www.urantia.org/urantia-book-standardized/paper-108-mission-and-ministry-thought-adjusters
Gotta go for the classic flavour aid
>>20839056>>20839083>>20839102Now I want to buy more Celestial Seasonings tea. That's cool.
The Hare Krishna restaurant down the street has some decent vegan desserts. Their vegan cheesecake is somehow also raw so I know it's not made of tofu or whatever.
>>20839102>intrustedI won't follow any cult which makes such and awful spelling error.
well this was fascinating to learn, that said, what other cult-based foods could possibly exist?
>>20839066Leave that bear alone it’s sleepy time.
winter is here, im depressed what are some cozy tips i can use to cozymaxx for comfort in the upcoming months? what should i eat and wear?
>>20839864try the peppermint white chocolate by celestial
>>20839864Get yourself some waffle undershirts or whatever they're called. some long johns. a good quality cotton or wool blanket or throw to throw over your shoulders. a portable heater or isopropyl alcohol tiny fire pit burner thing for your porch.
>>20839864Wear a big fluffy housecoat and smoke a pipe as you sit in your plush recliner in front of your fireplace.
>>20839868>white chocolate by celestiallooks based and festive>>20839874i have a gas fireplace thing where my family is renting maybe i will sit by that wearing some stuffl ike you suggested. all i have is a thermal shirt and some pajama pants and hoody maybe its time to upgrade >>20839876i used to have a robe i regret tossing it out. does pipe smoke linger on you like cigarettes do? my brother is sensitve to the smell so i havent been smoking but i havent smoke for like a year and its starting to annoy me. i always find myself wanting to smoke during the cold months for some reason.my dad died so im tryimg to find some small comforts right now since we wont be celebtrating christmas or halloween this year
>>20839907>we wont be celebtrating christmas or halloween this yearWhy not?
>>20839907>my dad died so im tryimg to find some small comforts right now since we wont be celebtrating christmas or halloween this yearMy dad died when I was about 23, I'm 32 now. Sorry dude.
I'm a Hellmann's Mayo boy until the day I die, never bought any other mayo in my life
>>20839907>>20839925My dad stopped talking to me 8 or 9 years ago, not really sure whyHope he's holding up but dreading the mail every time I check it
>>20839932Sorry brother.
>>20839912His family lost his father. It's very difficult to get into the spirit of the holidays, even despite the awful situation. It's hard to even do it as a joke.
>>20839931I kneel
>>20839967impressive
>>20839956I get that it's a tragedy when an immediate family member dies. I went through it a few years ago too. But celebrating holidays with the rest of your family becomes more important after that kind of thing, not less. You don't need to be all joyful and merry during it, but being together and there for each other during a holiday is healthy for a grieving family.>It's hard to even do it as a jokeWhat? Why would they do it as a joke? Who said anything about that?
>>20839328Holy shit
>>20839954Thanks. I mean it
>>20839977>What? Why would they do it as a joke? Who said anything about that?It's hard to write exactly what I mean by that. I can't put it into words, but I don't mean anything bad by it. I'm >>20839925 and I've done this song and dance before.
>>20839991Take care of yourself bro.
>>20840012Thanks bro. You too. I love you.
>>20840045We're all always here for you dude. You understand.
>>20840054Yeah broski, I know. My heart is yours forever.
>>20840079lmao you goober
>>20839090Wtf i thought you guys were joking at first. This is so fucking unexpected.
>>20839931Is this like a meme or something or have I been mayomaxxing completely wrong? >t. Duke’s mayomonkey
>>20839056>that type of box art I will now buy your product
>>20839977>It's hard to even do it as a jokeWhat? Why would they do it as a joke? Who said anything about that?NTA but I think he was trying to say like it’s hard to even PRETEND to try to be joyous, like you go through the holiday charades but it’s painful to try. But you force yourself to smile through it just..because>>20839907Sorry to hear anon. I hope the holidays won’t be too painful for you. I don’t have a good relationship with my dad. He’s unironically autistic, genuinely (like im not saying that as a joke). He is an asshole and would literally not allow us to open presents ever during Christmas morning when we were kids because he slept until noon.Anyway, we’re here for you. I will be on /ck/ during the holidays. In fact, I’m always here (and pol) bc those bastards were right—we’re here forever.
>>20839090What Celestials? Wu?
>>20839056This candy bar. It is made in Israel.
>>20840214Which cult?
>>20839087>Sleepytime ExtraBy the time that bear wakes up after a cup of Extra it’ll be dark again lol
>>20839087I only take that one when I'm definitely going to need sleep but don't mind being groggy in the morning. Maybe it's just placebo, but the fact that there's an actual sleep aid in it makes it hard to wake up the next day.I love the comfy bear though. I mainly use cannabis to sleep.
>>20839864Smoke weed.
>>20840288>I mainly use cannabis to sleep.I notice when I smoke to sleep I dream less. When I stop smoking my dreams become more vivid.
>>20839864Above all else, make sure your mother is happy. Losing a dad is hard, your mom is wanting the most.
>>20840278Judaism
>>20839056same energy
>>20839864Love winter, me.>EatRich, hearty stews, piping hot. I'm a big fan of cassoulet during the winter months. And of course, a hot cup of coffee or hot chocolate while watching the snow fall out of the window.>WearWarm pajamas. Throw them in the dryer for a few minutes before bed, on an exceptionally cold night, peak comfort.I grew up in Florida, I didn't experience winter until I moved to Wyoming in my early twenties, and while it took some getting used to at first, I really love winter now and I'm thankful every time I have a white Christmas.
>>20839056Blood.
>>20840332I've never understood this. You like dreams more than being high while awake? Dreams are such a crapshoot. You may have some, you may not. Perhaps a nightmare or paralyzation. You never know and often you get nothing. I ALWAYS know what's in store when I take hits from the bong. And I still do dream at night, just not as frequently as without weed. There's really no tradeoff though; whatever increased dreams wouldn't be worth not smoking weed.
>>20840214>oat milk>corn flakeswtf
>>20840324Kill
>>20840613>corn milk>oat flakes
>>20840605>You like dreams more than being high while awake?I don't understand how you got that impression from his post
>>20839931When I lived in the Netherlands I used to get this really nice mayo that I think was made with yoghurt. Thank you for coming to my ted talk.
>>20839967Dukes is better>t. mayomonkey
>>20839056Chick Fil A
>>20840666all potheads are hypersensitive to any perceived criticism (real or imagined) of their precious weed,
>>20840332This is true of alcohol as well. You're basically completely disrupting your REM sleep by getting fucked up before bed and your brain & central nervous system hard shut down instead of naturally falling asleep and getting restful sleep
>>20839056I drink a mug of morning thunder every morning and vanilla sleepytime every night. Didn't know about the cult shit but that is kind of based ngl gonna lie.
>>20842077>ngl gonna lie.Jesus Christ.... is this the new 'RIP in peace'?Fucking young retards. No respect.
>>20842639It's just regular tobacco hippies subverted it
>>20842639
https://vocaroo.com/1k4wvF33pjX7
>>20839056Just had me a cuppa their Bengal chai blend while I smoked a pipeful of buttered rum flavored tobacco. Nice to watch the sunset to
>>20840605I like weed too but you come off as an addict with this post.
>>20839056Teddy bear tea is my favorite. I was drinking some when I saw your post. I've been embroidering something close to this.
I don't care if they beat their kids with sticks, best muffins I ever tasted in my life.
>>20845562That's an extremely high quality embroidery, anon. Good job.
>>20839056Cult like how? This is the tea your mum buys but never drinks.
>>20845562Good shit
>>20845562Can you make one for me?
>>20846203>Cult like how?The owner of the company joined a literal cult
>>20839087yeah the hippie shit dont work, I use diphendydromine or sativa like a normal person for sleep
>>20847013>diphendydromineThat's not a good idea.
>>20847039What the problem? You act like someone will develop early dimentia or alzymers from diphendydromine abuse
>>20847044At least don't go getting high off it. I did during a rough time to get out of my head and it would take weeks to feel normal again.
>>20839102>1934 was forty thousand years agoIN THE GRIM DARKNESS OF THE 41ST MILLENIUM, THERE IS ONLY A DELIGHTFUL VARIETY OF HERBAL TEAS
>>20847047No I dont do that, thats what the sativa is for!
>>20847053Use more energy during the day so you don't have to use bennies to sleep anon.
>>20847060no bennies, just concentrated sleep tablets, I do not use them all the time,usually I use sativa d9 or a hybrid d8 with cbn
>>20847064>usually I use sativa d9 or a hybrid d8 with cbnI'm in the same boat so I get it. When I have it I always use it to sleep. Grow your own if you can where you live, it's very satisfying.
>>2084704941st century schizoid man
>>20845562cute
Sleeping pills and a couple a beers
>>20839056I hate this because it coats my teeth in a icky film 10x worse than bread. You know the feeling.
