Where can i find a beer thats not bitter? I just want a cold refreshing beer that doesnt have any bitterness to it, are there beers like this?
Try wheat beers.
>>20844522I don't think I've never not had even a slightly bitter beer. Maybe a dessert type stout
>>20844522Labatt, Peroni, and Yuengling are all very refreshing beers with minimal bitterness. I feel you OP, I can drink bourbon all day long but I can't stand hops or stouts
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>>20844531I like Allagash White for a cloudy wheat beer.
>>20844522Have you gone to those beer review websites and sorted by IBU and started at 0?
>>20844522I never had the Bacon Maple version but the regular Rogue Doughnut sucks ass beyond reason.
>>20844522pussy light macro beer, pleb
>>20844643>pussy light macro beer, pleb
>>20844522are you absolutely sure you aren't equating bitter with sour?you can try to trick your palate with something like a stout that has either heavy coffee or chocolate notes as those flavors are tangible where as "off" notes in cheap beer are usually something daily drinkers will not notice, but a novice will focus on.also the cold beer meme is for normies. if you can drink macro warm, you'll see that cold isnt helping the flavor. if you insist on the needing it to be "cold and refreshing" you should try cider, shandy or white wine spritzer.
>>20844522Not my cup of tea but this isn't bitter
>>20844522Kolsh isn't very bitter but still is crisp almost like a lager.Hefeweizen or belgian ale might also be your speed but they're not as crisp.
>>20844522Just drink cider
Oh man. I used to pretend to like craft beer so I could get in the pants of someone I knew from high school who also liked it. It didn't work though.
Guinness is the least bitter beer you'll probably find.
>>20844682Thisonly thing is it's basically impossible to get druk off them. If you consider that bad
all beer is bitter because hops is bitter. if you want a drink that's not bitter you can drink white claw like a pussy.
>>20844856I alternate between white claw and dragon's milk
>>20844522I miss the lemon chiffon crueller beer so bad bros. Also look into red or brown ales, I lile Flannel Friday by Harpoon>>20844531Based and true, I love Oberon ale from Bell's>>20844582Comfy summer time beer
>>20844522that exact beer and brand, my aunt bought me one year, it tasted like straight burnt wood ash and nothing else
>>20844522>not bitterOk so IPA/stout/porter are off the table. Looks like you're hanging out in the kiddie pool with lagers and some mild ales.
>>20844829>only thing is it's basically impossible to get druk off them.Add a jigger of inexpensive gin to your glass. Tastes great; hits harder.
>>20844522Beer is bitter. But companies make beer artificially sweet to please bithcs like you who don't like beer. Real beer is bitter.
>>20845146Beer can vary in bitterness without sweetening and always has, anon.Tilting at windmills isn't healthy, despite how popular it is around here.
The bitterness in beer comes from hops. If something does not have hops in it, it is not beer by definition. If something does have hops in it, it will be bitter.
>>20844522Try belgian stuff. They like their beers malty and sweet with banana notes.
>>20844522>are there beers like this?lager. aka: 90% of beer people drink.
>>20844522If that's what you want you don't like beer, you just identify as a beer drinker because of social pressure. By the sound of it you should try wine coolers instead.
>>20845608>By the sound of it you should try wine coolers instead.I suggest cider. If I couldn't drink beer, I'd be very happy with these.
>>20844522Ciders?
>>20844522no, beers are all bitter to some extent, drink -196 instead
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>>20845670nice. i been hitting the hyoketsu's as well.
>>20844522Cherry beer?
Add a pinch of salt.
Thought that was pink sauce for a sec
>>20845529Beer had no hops for thousands of years, some still doesn't.And even hopped beer can be mild in bitterness
>>20844522Wheat beers, hefeweizen, blonde ales, lagers
>>20844522I like Blue Moon.. maybe the sam cherry wheat? It's too sweet for my tastes, but is very sweet and very beer. Other anon with cider had a good idea. Twisted tea, lemonade.. Other than that, maybe smirnoff ice?I hate ipas so I tend to go on this end of the spectrum. Modello is good, but not sure it fits your qualifications
>>20844581don't buy this, it's actually salad dressing
>>20846447Bitter>>20846428They had/have myrtle instead, which is also bitter.
Try some lagers
>>20844522Polish beers are typically sweet and malty, sometimes made with honey, with very little hops or bitterness.I recommend you try one of these.I actually like bitter beer, so I found these underwhelming, so they'd likely be right up your alley.
>>20846724Stick to grape juice and chicken tendies, I guess
>>20844581I remember being deep into a bottle of Jameson, watching some gay scifi movie on Showtime (yes this was 15 years ago) when for whatever reason I decided to slam a 750 of this sour shit that somebody left at my place. After about 10 minutes, I knew I was going to puke in another 10 minutes, and I did, cleanly off my balcony, then simply meandered back to my couch and finished the movie.
>>20846823How do I unsubscribe from your blog?
>>20846823Do you remember any details of the movie? I like sci-fi films
>>20844522this might be a little more your speed, anon
>>20844522Low hop or no hop beer. I'm lucky in that there's a very cheap domestic beer where I live that's low hop and pretty sour
just add sugar to it
Lambic tastes like a straight up alcopop.
>>20847463That isn't beer. Its just fruit juice and kinda gross. Its closer to sparkling wine than beer.
>>20845670>6%Neutered western swill. Suntory needs to bring over the real Strong Zero
>>20847500It says beer right there on the bottle, anon.
Are you guys NEIPA drinkers? Seems to be big among indie gamers.
>>20847523As in hazy IPA? I don't like them as much as I used to, but when I do buy them, I go for the haziest, hoppiest ones available.
>>20847610That looks pretty good. I just had two cans of TH just now. Very delicious. Almost too good. Don’t even notice the alcohol.
>>20845670bvsed>>20847504but also true. why can't we have the real shit. 6% is such a trash number i'd rather a ~4.5 that mimics light beer or the full 9
>>20844522Coors light
>>20844522Lambics, fruited sours, gose, scotch ales, bitters (funny enough), dry stouts are going to be a little bitter but more coffee kind of bitter if you enjoy that, Belgian triples, quads, most Trappist shit, strong Golden's, cream ales, bocks, wheat beers, dortmunder, marzens/fest beer, rauchbierThere's a lot of non bitter stuff out there if you just try it
>>20844581I love Belgium beers, but this tastes vile.
>>20846766Based piwo enjoyer
>>20847500It's still beer as barley malt is still used, it just is flavoured with lots of fruit.
Just add a packet or two of sugar, that’s why they leave it out.
>>20844522technically beer that is not bitter is not beer.but yeah bitter beer sucks ass.
>>20844522You might try not being a faggot for once in your life.
>>20844531>Try wheat beers.Hoegaarden grand cru is good, sugar really helps make beer and alcohol palatable.
>>20846994I think it was Cube.>>20846932Please text STAHP to 323232
>>20849450>CubeI just watched Cube Zero and man it was shit
>>20844522Try a fruit sour. They're not bitter.
>>20844522Stop drinking you filthy degenerateRogue is owned by inBev
>>20850093What's your point
>>20850290There were two and they both seem quite self evident. How drunk are you?
an Ice Cold Coors™
>>20846766Warka is one of the best beers i have had period, and i've had over 100 at this point.
>>20850310There was one retarded opinion and the other was just a statement with no point to it
>>20850093>degenerateI figured that'd be self evident. Isn't Rogue from Oregon?>Stop drinkingI will consume the liquid jew. White man's burden, eh Loyd?
>>20844522You want to check out Belgian style ales, they tend to be fruity and/or sour just like you. They also tend to be deceptively high abv, so they're good for getting fucked up if that's your thing.
>>20848711Was literally just talking about this yesterday with someone. That shit tastes like straight up vinegar, and I love it but I fully expect most people who try it will hate it because it is pretty niche to want that.
cant believe nobody's suggested voodoo rangervery sweet, pretty strong, and not sickeningly bitter like most high ABV IPAs
>>20852421This is the choice of the modern alcoholic. They even have teas now
>>20847610wtf, why does this look so good.
>>20852739Hazy ipas are for the tards who claim to not like hops but really they just can't handle the full flavor of them so the brewer dulls it down with adjuncts like oats.A good equivalent is dark chocolate vs milk chocolate. Both are good, but one fits a child's palate much easier
>>20844522Try sours or wheat beers.
>>20844522>cold refreshing beer that doesnt have any bitterness to itWelcome to IPA hell, where everyone is in a competition to max out the IBU. What I do - Guinness or Hoegaarden or a radler.
>>20844522Alcoholic apple cider
>>20853516You're about a decade late to the party bud. West Coast style ipas are few and far between now
>>20845621these are good, bishop and more commercially available, Red's
