Isnt it kinda gay that chefs larp as if they’re the military?
>>20846997Everything chefs do is gay
>>20846997No. It's simple organization for a business. R u retarded?
>>20847004Does that require screaming and assaulting coworkers? No? Then shut up
>>20846997Which one is the line cook? I don't see a guy with a cigarette.
>>20846997Executive chef thinking about those birds
>>20847010>he couldn't handle the heat
>>20846997>The black guy gets the job of poisoner
>>20847327I'm not sure I trust that commie with a knife.
>>20847000fpbp
>>20846997y'know i was a saucier down in san antone
>>20846997>if your workplace has a leadership structure it's "larping as if they're the military"have you ever even observed a workplace?this board consistently has the most dysfunctional retards out of any I post on
>>20847443>if your workplace has a leadership structure it's "larping as if they're the military"when my boss or supervisor asks me to do a job, I don't need to scream CHEF YES CHEF like some kind of recruit
>>20847447you're just a fucking retard with some sheltered workshop job like assembling boxesimagine how useful a spoken confirmation of an order is in a busy, frantic paced workplace where the people involved might be looking awayI work in marine and I have to repeat back and acknowledge orders because it's important
>>20847461>I work in marine and I have to repeat back and acknowledge orders because it's importantYeah I'm sure your job at the aquarium is so important and that's why your boss makes you address them with honorific titles.
>>20847461I've sorted corn for a job. I can't think of a job where you didn't confirm an order given by a supervisor. That's why you acknowledge you heard something and who you heard it from.
>>20847484I accept your concession
>>20847488>I've sorted corn cobs for a job.let me guess, the small ones fit in your mouth and the big ones fit up your ass
almost every workplace is structured like the military. it's more accurate to say that the military is structured like an effective workplace.
>>20847514No, enjoy your mutant corn though. I wish I could have brought home some of the horrors.
>>20847522if its anything like potatoes you occasionally get one that looks like an aborted fetus, bubbling with maggots.
>>20847522I worked at an abbatoir for a while too just out of school for a bit of money, had to put the uteri down a chute or the calves if the uterus broke and some of that was bizarre(guess what we had there too, a leadership structure, busy noisy environment where we had to repeat and acknowledge orders)
>>20847536It's weird to have to sign a bunch of NDAs to help with corn, but this is breeding seed crop. Some just came out like an old Pimp Your Ride Meme with colors table corn should never be and I'll leave it at that? Yo dog we put corn on your corn on your corn so you can get scared as shit at this tentacle corn.
My job is easy as shit.I work in the lab.I do the tests.Sometimes my boss goes "hey can you do [other test] instead?"I say yup and do it.No saluting and military terminology necessary.
>>20847549>My job is easy as shit.>I work in the lab.so maybe this shit that's practical in a fast paced noisy environment doesn't apply to you, fucking idiotever wonder why you're still just running tests?>No salutingthey don't do that in the kitchen either dickhead> and military terminology necessary.do you retards also go on /sp/ every olympics and mald about the "chef de mission"?
>>20846997That's where you're wrong, bucko, it's not a larp
Kitchens don't run like this anymore, at least not in the USAIt's all been heavily simplifiedAlso one thing you have to realise is that a lot of cooks and chefs at the time of the professional kitchen's development had served in the army
Isn't it kinda gay that this goofball meme keeps being spouted here, no matter how many times it's explained to you? Not that you're even a human, I've come to the realization that I'm arguing with bots all day. But like, the guy who programmed a few bots to make these threads? That guy is 100% a faggot with a gaping asshole dripping cum and shit and blood.
>>20847549You're going to receive extreme seethe from people who can't cope that better paid jobs also have better conditions and require less work. Sure glad I quit being a line cook and went to college lmao
>>20846997Yes but the military is also mega gayt. 10 years restaurant, 5 years mil
>>20847704In white collar work, they rarely yell at you. Instead, you get the passive agressive "yeah, I'm gonna need you to come to work on Saturday" smirk while your boss goes off golfing. Arguably this is even worse than yelling. At least you know the yelling is honest.
>>20847010Is that you, Kenji?
>>20846997>poisoner
>>20847519>prostitution is the oldest job in the world>the military is structured like the hoe/pimp business model
>>20847447Kitchens are loud, you dumb faggola.
Speaking stuff in French outside of France is gay
>>20849010You’re gay.
>>20849050But I'm not french
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