Oi m8 what you having from the takeaway
I'll have the crazy pizza, extra crazy
>>20847087Do Americans really?
>>20847087I'll have the halloumi fries, a chicken shit kebab, a side salad, and a can of Dr. Pepper.
>newland avenue Dump
>>20847087i can only imagine, with a churning gut, what horrific slop constitutes a british """"pizza""""but that majestic special kebab seems inviting
>>20847214Dr wot? We've Mister Bubbly Plod or Missus Wankleford's Fizzy Spirits m9
>>20847324look at the second image, bruv. op's a nonce and didn't post the full menu first time 'round.>>20847090
>>20847087I'll have the Chicken Chunks, a Spam Fritter and a Large Beans thanks luvThe classic chunk & beans supper
>>20847087>halal>ham omelette&chips
>>20847644wait, you guys get to choose what kinda fish is in your fish 'n chips? I never knew...
>>20847091sorry, were all out of crazy
>>20847644do I have to bring my own skates or are they provided?
>>20847090getting a large doner kebab and some hash browns. thanks, my turkish friend
>>20847090Lemme get 4 tubs of garlic butter and a diet coke
>>20847717Seems most UK chippers only have 3 choices for fish. Here in Oz we usually have 5 or 6 types of fish available. (Flake is technically shark meat, but sharks are a fish so gfy)Our menus are similar but less stodgy, more variety.And notice: beans are not an option. If you ask for beans in an Aussie fish & chips shop, they will probably call the police. Just a friendly warning, lads.
JUST GIMME THE TILL, MF, AND NOBODY GETS HURT!
>>20847100Are you retarted?
>>20847717It's somewhat recent law (as far as laws go)>In the United Kingdom... directive 2065/2001/EC, mean[s] that "fish" must be sold with the particular commercial name or species named; so, for example, "cod and chips" now appears on menus rather than the more vague "fish and chips
>>20847087>Oi m8 what you having from the takeawayCummies
>>20847644Don't see any mention of battered sausages here WTF?
>chips butty
>>20847087I'll have nothing given that it's Hull.
>>20847087WHAT ARE YOUR ORDERS, SIR?
>>20848562Sausages should never be battered, that's for wives only
>>20847090three trays of Donner meat. that'll be a right Donner party.
>>20847100You're a fucking idiot
>>20848593I always felt bad for people who got stationed in Diego Garcia
>>20847717>>20848131That depends on region. As a rule of thumb the further south you go the wider the selection of fish you'll have but the smaller amount of non-fish options. As you go north the list shrinks until you get only one option, and as you keep going north the default swaps from cod to haddock somewhere around northern england. So in Scotland for example most places only offer fish or special fish, which is battered haddock or breaded haddock, but then also a lot more non-fish options thus the (somewhat true) meme that scots deep fry everything.>>20848526In areas where a choice was always a thing this wasn't so necessary but in areas where only one type of fish was the standard certain dodgy places would sell you whiting without naming it.
>>20848562Sometimes the sausage is implicitly battered and sometimes it isn't. That menu doesn't but if a menu offers both smoked sausage and sausage then the latter is the battered option. The regional conventions for chippies are surprisingly varied.
>>20847087i never trust kebab houses with an excessive menu
>>20847100i hope so, it would be one more thing we have in common
>>20848882I don't trust anywhere with an excessive menu. No way it's fresh.
>>20848882You shouldn’t. They’re garbage. It means everything is frozen or from a box or packet. Kebab and gyro shops should only sell kebab and gyro and french fries. Maybe some hummus and herb salads or grape leave but that’s it. No pizzas and burgers and chicken wings and all that nonsense.
>"Hum affirmative indeed i'll have the Channel Cod with Presbyterian Irish potatoes chips, with a wee bit of worscestershirecasterby vinager sauce" and a coke for my friend NgubuDo britbongs realy?
>>20850890No. You say "can I have a cod and chips please?" or "can I have haddock and chips please?"You do know that different types of fish cost differing amounts? Why would I pay a cod price for a bit of haddock? You fucking idiot. I don't know what it is with mindless cunts like you. Not two fucking brain cells
>>20850913Wrong. You’re supposed to say “May I have” not “Can I have” .
>>20850915I know what you're fucking supposed to say, dickhead. But I don't. "can I have" still gets me my cod and chips and at least I'm fucking polite.
>>20850918“Can I have” is not polite and you’re worse than an n-person because you know how to order politely but refuse to.
>>20850924Can I have a blowie please, gaylord? I can I at least have a handy J please, gaylord?
>>20848880yep, i remember as a kid being in a chippy with me mum and i fancied a burger for some reason, when i got home the fucking burger was battered, didn't know what to think, ended up binning it
>>20847286Randy, it can't be any worse than the slop you Americans eat.
>>20847713Your ignorance of other cultures is showing, fatty.
>Hull mentioned
>>20851239always feels weird seeing my shitty little city mentioned on 4ch
>hullAm I native to the area? If so, some fucking elocution lessons, holy fuck.
>>20851254>barrow in furness come on vlad my towns not THAT bad
>>20851288It's the worst. Hull is right up there as well
>>20851296Surely, it can't be all that bad. Especially when places like Hebburn and indeed all of Tyneside deserve the nuke more than anywhere else.
