Snacktime!
>>20849385
>>20849385Stop masturbating with vegetables that's unhygienic.
>>20849385which are you cramming firstalso post pics
damn thats a fat hand
>>20849385Why is there a condom on your cucumber
>>20849385>Prebiotic sodaThe fuck?
>>20849385I would ravage your disgusting pus filled neovagina
>>20849512probably has water soluble fiber
>>20849385>not washing the cucumber
>>20850030your mouth has water in it retard, its called drool
>>20850097If you had to suck a washed dick, or an unwashed dick, you'd pick the washed dick one hundred percent of the time
>>20850109This would be the easiest Family Feud question ever
>>20850960They'd just demand that cucumber purchasing become a human right
>>20849385Hey it's a thread where OP pretends they're gonna eat a whole English cucumber like a banana and enjoy it. As if that were actually happening or normal in any universe.
>>20851025Context clues bro
>>20851025I usually eat like a third at a time.
>>20849512The suck?
>>20851025>English cucumberWhat's an english cucumber? Just a normal cucumber?
>>20851160It's a cucumber that doesn't salivate about bbc
