goodhope all three of those faggot losers behind it lose millions
>>20923728>HEY KIDS OUR FOOD IS POISONuh... ad?
>>20923725it was a real bugged NPC brain entrepreneurial idea to make the same 3 lunchables entrees with non shelf stable productsprime sucks too. only time i see it is finding half full discarded bottles in public pedestrian malls and the local uni campus
>>20923728Are you retarded?
>>20923725>>20923742Cheese is very shelf-stable, I don't know if you noticed but they sell bricks of the shit. Mr beast royally fucked up somewhere in production
>>20923746shredded cheese, a bit less so
>>20923725Oh boy, bleu cheese on a charcuterie board Mr Beast does it again!
>>20923725>>20923746>>20923763Hey now, it's not just Mr Beast. Paul Logan and that negroid KSI are also responsible for this trash.
>by mr beast priducts>get mold and trannyismdo retards really?
>>20923774I already hated all these soulless jewjewbers, now they’ve taken it too far trying to hospitalize my kids
>>20923774that's a fake account you fat idiot
>>20923725Ok the real question is if it's after the marked sell by date.
>>20923799the product was announced to the public in september and started showing up in stores a week or two agoif It's already bad it doesn't have a "sell by date" it's the same as fresh food
It's a horrible name on top of being a generally stupid product
My friend told me his son had to throw out a bunch of luchables cause of mold, I wonder if it was this particular brand.
>>20923780Anon, they're not your kids. Please release them, their families miss them and just want them back.
>>20923725did they really Didn't investigate why this nigga Called Kraft invented Prosessed cheese?
>>20923746>>20923751Shredded cheese is fine, mozzarella is high moisture, though which leads to it molding fast.
The fake cheese thing is retarded anyway and yuropoors out themselves as stupid fucking incels every time they open their alcoholic mouths about it. We have a thing called the FDA that regulates what we can and can't call shit yuroturds don't. We can't simply call "American" cheese cheese because it is two or more kinds of cheese blended with an emulsifier. Unfortunately the shilleleigh swinger that invented the shit was retarded and decided to call it cheese product rather than simply blended cheese so the retarded war losers can hon hon hon about how it is plastic even as they eat the exact same shit made by the exact same companies but the name is different.
>>20924316You can get low moisture mozzarella which is what usually gets used on pizza. But shredded cheese generally has mold inhibitors added, and it seems like they aren't using any.
>>20923796>t. Youtouber bootlicker
>source: a tweetIs this even real, or is it just being mad at youtubers who did something?
>>20923780Wait, you hated them, but you still bought their products for your kids???
>>20924349holy americope
>>20924349>we have a federal agency that allows lower standards than yours so therefore we are superiorI kneel, I better go to the nearest mcdonalds and get some freedom fries from trump
>>20924488Lots of people are doing a trend of buying it and seeing if there’s mold on it. Not most of them, but lots have been found to have mold. Like how Mr, Beast’s fast food was more common to be undercooked and his chocolate basically being an overpriced Hereshy bar in terms of taste.
It takes like 5 minutes to slap together an actually decent kid lunch. I’ve been making my 8yo’s lunches for years, any parent who buys this garbage should be thrown into a volcano.
>>20924781Bart is 10, peniswrinkle.
>>20923725>moldthose are just some big gestures. looks like somebody's having a mid moment.
>>20923725its still strange to me when I see internet novelties in the store. the woodmans by me keeps it all in one corner isle. last time I was there a stuck robo cleaner was trying to y turn between a pallet of prime and some of those mr beast chocolate bars.
>>20924824These things can vote now.
>>20923774lol
>>20924824>400mg electrolytesLUNCHLY: IT'S GOT WHAT MOLD CRAVES!
>>20924958anon mankind was doomed from the moment the generation that ate lead paint chips as a kid were allowed to vote, its a one way ticket to Judgement Day, so sit back and enjoy the show
>>20924824HOLY SHIT ITS GOT ELECTROLYTES
>>20924958Mr. Beast is an elementary school thing. People who are 18 today weren't watching Mr. Beast in elementary school because he didn't exist. Worry in 8-6 more years.
>>20923725>day 1Fucking Hell, that's brutal. Did they not even vacuum seal the packs or anything??>free penicillin in every pack!
>>20924824>dude electrolytes!That line could be straight outta idiocracy
>>20923846This. -ly or -ify is the name you slap on the end of an app that's trying to be "the Uber of X" in the mid 2010s, not something you put in your body.
>>20924824Absolutely dystopian
>>20923725Chat is this real?
>>20924986based mommy terf
>>20923729They are already paid, there is some jew behind the real company.
>>20924986should have added "let it happen" as the final one to sum up current trends.
>>20923725moldy cheese is delicious, based mr. based for making kid's goyslop a little more nuanced
>>20924452It infuriates me how burgers say "skim milk" rather than "skimmed milk".
>>20923725But molded cheese is tasty.They should pay more for it then.
>>20926457It rolls off the tongue better to say skim milk. You're already making the m sound at the end of skim.
>>20926478OK Creg.
>>20924958I don't think that 18-year-olds who vote are buying ersatz Lunchables.
>>20926457I hope that you say "another think coming" too.
>>20926193it wasn’t supposed to be a documentary…
>>20924765And where's the proof of these people finding it? So far I'm seeing one tweet, OP's, and unsubstantiated claims.
>>20926457it does? good, I'll keep saying it that way then.
>>20923746Depends on the cheese buddyboy some cheese could sit under the right condition for months and even over a year, other cheese not so much
>>20926718https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-8jdUZ9h-eg
>>20926582my god...
>>20926457I could care less
>>20926800so you care?
>>20923817>>20923799They actually do have labeled sell by dates and most of the ones I've seen say December
>>20924775Your kids have been 8 years old for years?
>>20926322more like >If you don't let it happen you're a bigot
Its the jizz they spray on it
>>20926493Leme tell yous a couple a tree tings.
>>20926803for all intensive purposes
>>20923725Surely there's an expiration date for these things
>>20926981supposably
>>20926836mustve been december 2023 rofl
>>20924824This is like AI generated packaging lol these soulless cunts are incapable of actually saying anything that isn't run through 13 focus groups and 100 algorithms first.
>>20927010Irregardless, you guys better nip this in the butt
>>20926198Yeah it's the most generic "Wow we're disrupting this industry" name ever
>>20927001There is, it's just that the pack in OP's image WASN'T at its expiration date yet.
>>20926457
>>20923756>shred one and keep the other in it's vacuum sealed packaging>See which goes bad firstPlease tell me you're not this stupid
>>20927532i'm sorry we all say skim milk, it literally says skim milk on the jugor they say reduced fatzero say 'skimmed'
>>20927193He'll need an Ivy drip if you do that
>>20927609literally he figuratively does'not
>>20926457Sorry anon, it's a doggy dog world out here and we gotta say it like we do.
>>20923725Cool, now it contains expensive mold cheese.Better accordingly raise the prices.
my French gf eats moldy cheese bros...
>>20923725>meme ai picture
>>20924824>midi simply refuse to engage with people who use this term, take care
>>20923725Lunchly is getting some savage reviews over at Trustpilothttps://www.trustpilot.com/review/lunchly.com
>>20927913>people
>>20924824>flavorful combos vs. standard picks>bold packaging vs. basic packaging>big gestures vs. mid momentsEven as a dumbass kid I would have made fun of this. On that first point especially, every single meal they made was already done by Lunchables decades ago
>>20924824Oh no, 13 grams of protein? That's fucking horrible. 13 is an unlucky number. Let's put it in black to show that it's bad
>>20927532Allow me to elucidate for you my ESL friend. It is technically "centerfuged milk," but then marketing intervened and gave it a folksy descriptor.
You'd have to be a real douchebag to buy these in the first place
Who would have guessed that a known sellout tried to sell even more crap. I hope some retard eats this, dies and the family sues their asses.
>>20924824Bold packaging? More like mold packaging amirite?
>>20926282kill yourself
>>20928136made me lol
>>20926457I hate how you faggots say maths instead of math so consider us even
>>20924349
Mouldy cheese is called blue cheese, and it is delicious!Americans just simply are incapable of understanding such fine dining concepts (these are the same people that switching their knife and fork hand during meals) and anything with any culture scares them. MrBeast is just trying to improve the American tastebud and is introducing them to REAL food for the first time. Sadly, these babies are spitting it out and demanding the poison that is killing them.
>>20927624Its all one in the same
>>20924141>did they really Didn't investigate why this nigga Called Kraft invented Prosessed cheese?We wuz Kraftz
I'm sick of hearing about all this Logan Paul and KSI hate. It's like the modern version of hating Justin Bieber, just some sad losers hating on guys for being successful.All this shit is just propaganda too, for months all I heard about Prime was that it's overpriced and shops were giving it away at a reduced price because nobody wants to buy it. Then a month ago I saw an article saying Prime Energy is actually worth billions of dollars.I'm sure it's the same with this Lunchly shit, a bunch of sad people are spreading hate about how it's mouldy, nobody likes it, whatever. Meanwhile the reality is this will probably become their next billion dollar venture.Not even defending Logan Paul or KSI, I'm too old to give a shit about any of this YouTube drama. But the guys hating on them are even bigger losers. This is the guy who called Logan Paul a man child: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ye5lO6Qope8. And yes, he built his career on making videos for kids where he screams about Minecraft.
>>20928318>I'm sure it's the same with this Lunchly shit, a bunch of sad people are spreading hate about how it's mouldy,It is mouldy. That's literal objective fact. What, we should lie bc it hurts your fave youtubers feelings? >Not even defending Logan Paul or KSIExcept you are though. That's literally what you're doing. >I'm too old to give a shit about any of this YouTube dramaThen fuck off out this thread. You gave enough of a shit to come in here and try to dick ride. Mfer wrote a whole paragraph to.
>>20928318>I'm too old to give a shit about any of this YouTube drama....>This is the guy who called Logan Paul a man child:<link to youtube drama> make up your mind bro
>>20924824
>>20928393I'm not defending them, I'm just saying I'm sick of the haters who are even more annoying than Logan Paul and KSI. If I criticise one side, it doesn't mean I support the other side, but that's what you're too stupid to understand. If I say Palestinians are subhuman, it doesn't mean I love Jews.>Mfer wrote a whole paragraph to.You just had to add that obnoxious zoomer line at the end.>>20928399Again, I know way more about this drama than I'd like to, mainly because it's showing up on the first page of every fucking social media site. On Reddit I saw the drama about Tommyinnit calling Logan Paul a manchild, the next day on the front page of NewPipe I saw that fag Tommyinnit made a stupid video so I watched it, and he turned out to be a massive faggot and a manchild. Then I looked through his history and saw him making videos screaming about Minecraft.
>>20928318Hang yourself in the japanese forest, Paul. You already know a good location there.
>>20928419You seem really invested in this. Make good on your claims and shut the fuck up or accept the fact you're invested in retarded eceleb drama on a Nepalese fast food forum
How do you people convince yourself to care about this shit? Incredible.
>>20928421>Logan Paul is such a douche, how dare he make light of a serious topic like suicide>By the way, I tell people I don't like to commit suicide
>>20927971I still don't understand why The Pizza is in quotations. Is it not pizza?
>>20923733>>20923743It's an ad for lunchables you midwit
>>20926457Rent free
>>20926846Show tits.
>>20926975Oh shid
>>20928393He wrote several paragraphs.... do you mean novel?? Are you 11?
>>20924824>BIG PFAs
>>20924452Huh. Thanks, wasn't aware.
>>20926457huh?
>>20927971Why are there asterisks?
>>20928666*Some packaging may be more bold than others. Flavorful combos void where prohibited. Big Gestures offer not available in AL, AZ, CA, FL, NM, VT, and WY.
>>20924316Cheddar-chads stay winning
>>20927971There are so many masonic numbers on this packaging it's unreal
>>20926731>an eceleblmao>>20928393>it's a fact because a twitter post and an eceleb said soOf course, this is the same site that will see a screencap of a flagrantly inspect-element-edited article headline, make no effort to demand a link to the article or verify it even exists, and believe it as gospel.
>>20924759>american standards for cheese are lowermeanwhile in europe
>>20928217ywnbaw
>>20926277'fraid so
>>20924824>400 mg of electrolytesSo its saying it has 400 mg of salt in it?
>>20928217That's your lifestyle choice, tranny
>>20928268What is, pacifically?
>>20929113How many anons here would give it a go?
>>20929731if the opportunity arose, yeah
>>20928436He shouldn't make light of it. It's very serious and a decision that weighs heavily on a great number of people. In his case, the decision is clearly in favor of going for it.
>>20929731Not even sure what I'm looking at.
>>20929113>Only made in one region of italy>Illegal Great example. >>20929731I'd take at least a bite, the whole "eat maggots that came from who knows where" thing kinda irks me though.
>>20926457>it infuriates me how burgers say "chocolate milk" rather than "chocolated milk".
>>20929900Do you say milk chocolate or milked chocolate?
>>20929731no. what the actual fuck is wrong with you people
>>20929890>make cheese>go to jailbravo europe
>>20929660Potassium actually (which is less useful as an electrolyte from what I've heard)
>>20923742ive tried it just to make a judgement for myself and not listen to the opinion of some hate mob and my only gripe is that its way too sweet for my liking.
>>20929673Are you trying to hone in on something?
>>20929731I'll try almost anything. I'd even eat crickets. I would not make bugs or maggots a staple of my diet thogh.
Good, kids need to eat some mold, toughen them up. But it's important to get a mixed diet, feed them some plastic and preservatives too.
>>20928318Logan genuinely is a huge cunt though.
so it comes with free penicillin??
