Working at one, eating at one, fast food, sit-down, whatever. >On vacation with family as a little kid>All starving and exhausted>Decide to get burgers from Dairy Queen because it's right by the hotel>Get food, get back to the room>My burger has all the ingredients except the patty on it>Dad is pissed>Drives back to the Dairy Queen>Comes back with the burger>It's just the patty on bread and nothing else>Dad is furious>Little me is starving so I try and convince him not to go back because I'm just hungry>He doesn't go back but is pissed about it for the next 30 minutesIt's about the principle of the thing to him. I have an almost identical story that happened at an A&W too. He was equally pissed then as well and it went the exact same way. Got it back and it was just a patty. Don't know how that even happens.
>Post restaurant storiesNo. And you can't make me.
>>20927257stupid bitch
>>20927257Dad was a low level politicianBig time narcissism, really had a chip on his shoulder about statusOne time he's in town for some conferenceCalls me and my brother and asks us to come to dinner at one of the best hotels in townWe're drywallers at the timeShow up to the best hotel in town dressed like scumEat probably a 500 dollar dinner with dad in his best suit looking like degeneratesI don't think he was too impressed
>>20927286if he was worth any salt as a politician he could've easily spun that as him being super proud of his working class sons.
>>20927257>be r*dditor>go on 4chan>ask for funny stories i can share with r/RestaurantHorrorStories>nobody posts anythingwtf?
>>20927350Were talking low level politics here anon. He was putting on airs about his status level.
>>20927257Is this copy pasta or a repost?
>>20927257>hate when the waiters bother me constantly while I am chatting with friends / eating my food>go to this pug with a friend this past saturday>told the waiter that I normally tip 10%, and I will tip 15% if he leaves me alone>waiter leaves me alone with my friend for the rest of the night>mfw for the longest time ever i had a peaceful dinner in a restaurant>mfw i normally tip 15% anyway
>go to restaurant>sit down>order food>eat food>it was good>pay>leave
>fancy a Chinese>go to local buffet>some cunt calls the bobby>mfw
>>20928344what a story Mark
>>20927257Dad still tips with a rip.
>>20928459>big menus for big people
>>20928459>>20928460please post it
>>20928423This is democracy manifest
>>20928490If you guys don't have obese parents then you don't understand real humiliation in eatery establishments>Father is 340lbs>Mother is 260lbs but much shorter>Once a month they force me to go out and eat with them>They always try to be cute>They are proud of their obesity>They have 'props' they bring with them to every restaurant>For example, they find the restaurants menu online then write it down on a huge piece of card and pull it out at the restaurant and start saying ''big menu for big people!'' and laughing while everyone else is silent>at the end of the meal my dad always squats and rips his pants causing change to fall out because he hides it there then says ''we tip with a rip!''>they always laugh at me for ordering normal portionsLITERALLY humiliates me every time and they don't care.
>>20928423GET YOUR HAND OFF MY PENIS
>>20927257When I was younger, around 9-10, my family went to a McDonald's in eastern Long Island NY.I wanted a Filet-O-Fish sandwich. So my parents ordered me one. When I got it, the whole fish patty was full of bones. To the point where it was inedible. I cut the roof of my mouth with one of the bones. It seemed like equal parts bone and meat. So my parents ordered another one. Same thing, full of bones. So they tried a third time, exact same thing. I remember my dad telling the staff they were a bunch of morons. I just wound up eating my fries and shake and didn't want the sandwich anymore. McDonald's is forever on my shit list for many reasons and this story is just one of them. Slop for plebs.
I mean you could have just combined the burgerless burger with the toppingless burger and made a normal burgerStill retarded to deal with and your dad wasn't that wrong to be upset, but lolChances are the third burger was going to be missing the buns
>>20928344fucking sociopath
https://youtu.be/61MpS1vr6V0?si=xLud2MDO9_ystPhL
>go to local burger joint I frequent>order my burger>cute waitress named Sandra infroms me that they already started making my usual when they saw I walked in>>oh boy! Thank you so much, Sandra>I say as I peruse the menu to see if I'd like anything else alongside my Makburger>my usual is a straight hamburger with mac n' cheese atop. Absolutely scrumptious>decide this day to go for a side of fries topped with caramelized onions and a rhubarb beer>I wait patiently for my meal to come, browsing /ck/ on my phone and shitposting in my own OC threads to artificially keep them alive long after they have run out time>soon my Makburger comes>>oh yeah, that's the stuff. Thank you so much, Sandra, my friend>she smiles at me warmly as she walks away>proceed to eat my burger while making audible groans and moans just loud enough so the nearby tables can hear but not so loud I am disturbing the whole restaurant>>oh yeah. Mmhhmm.. and now to take a bite of my fries on the side, haha>the mac n' cheese is delicious>>this mac n' cheese is SO good, wow!>wave down Sandra and ask her for a refill on my rhubarb beer, which I have already downed entirely>I can tell the other tables around me are enjoying how much I'm enjoying my meal, I even heard someone else order the same burger, quoting the famous movie, "I'll have what he'd having!" Haha!>Sandra brings me my second rhubarb beer, alongside a warm brownie, on the house, which I was JUST about to order! These kind people know me so well!>finish my meal and proclaim outloud, to myself>>another tasty day at Mak's, wonderful!>finish my beer in silence and take the cigar out of my flannel shirt pocket, as I'm about to go out into the parking lot and smoke it while leaning mysteriously against my classic 1984 Nissan 300ZX with the pop-up headlights>leave a 50 with Sandra, effectively tipping over 100%, as I do every time>>gentlemen>I say to a table of young lads as I pass by on my way out, whetting the cigar on my lips
>>20928952I've never seen this pasta before fucking jej
>>20928993You sure they didn't order the bones-o-fish sandwich?
>>20930990You rascal.
>>20928344best post itt
I was 23 and home from the Air Force with my new wife. My parents wanted to take us out to dinner. I love seafood. Dungeness crab and steamer clams being my two favorites.They took us to an all you can eat seafood buffet at a place called Tug Boat Annie's. I leveled the place. I was there about 3 hours and it was mortifying to my wife. People were coming out of the back and pointing at our table. "That's him over there". It was like I was Homer Simpson. A waitress even came over and said something like "I've been allowed to offer you piece of Prime Rib if you'd like it". I declined and just kept going. Finally my wife was squirming so much and we were laughing that we started to make a scene. I just called it and said we could go. I honestly could of stayed a lot longer.Dungeness and I go way back....I just don't fill up on it. My dad tells a story when he was stationed at Whidbey Island on the Navy base. They had an all you can eat buffet on Friday nights. He said I did so much damage one night that they tried to charge me as an adult instead of a kid. I was like 10 years old. So yea...I have a history.
>>20933444>chair force>embarrassing slobyeah
>>20927257The classic answer:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V66XdulPrBM
>Loads of MENA people go to a really fancy place>Eat and drink for many thousands of dollars>Suddenly they all get up and leave in individual cabs before anyone really gets what's going on>Cops called yadda yadda>Read it in the news>"No leads, case closed">People rile up a storm about it in social media>"We didn't close the case, it was just cold at that time o-okay?">They start checking CCTV cameras and very obviously try really hard this one time>Names start leaking into social media>People are arrested>Willingly shared one said "I would have paid if the bill wasn't so big..maybe a couple hundred dollars would have been fair"Sometimes I feel I could hold the gun that executes a life even for small crimes like this, while still being able to sleep at night. It is just so deliberate, shameless and retarded at the same time.
>>20934036Like a flash mob, or just a thing that those people do regularly?
>>20928952Kek
>>20934044Trash people who put on their cheapest suit and all had vague family bonds. Probably not something they do on this scale on the regular. I would guess everyone pigged out and thought someone else would pay so they started reaching for the most exclusive stuff even harder. Then realized no one could , or would, pay this kind of bill so they switched to arabic or some other language in a hushed tone before app calling cabs all together then casually getting up and reaching for the door. Being creatures of ripping people off they had enough muscle memory to not dash to catch immediate attention.
>>20934059>arabic or some other languageYeah some other language hahaI wonder what language that could be??
>>20934067Latin?What are we doing here?
>>20934036bootlicker
>>20934081KARA BOGA
>>20928423F
>>20934081Fines and prisons can't cure people steeped in cultures of theft, lies and deceit while willingly worshiping the very same path for generations as they also look down on public trust societies.
>>20927257>Be snotty 18 year old with no real world experience>Also had been a bully my whole school career>Working at papa John's >Coworker is almost 50 and I talk a lot of shit about him all the time>He's old, he's slow, he's a faggot, call him all kinds of names and stuff to his face idek why that's just what I did for like the first 18 years of life>He ignores me because he's not retarded and just does his job>His daughter gets a job at the store, she's 16>Day 1, I tell the dude that I'm going to fuck his daughter by the end of the shift>Gives me a blank, dead eyed stare and tells me to go outside with him>Oh shit he actually wants to fight lol this will be a cakewalk>In a span of twenty seconds, he broke my nose, my jaw, and three ribsWe actually became friends after that and he was my weed dealer for like seven years before I moved away, I credit him with turning my life and personality around. I had absolutely no reason to behave as I did, as a kid, I had two good parents who really tried their best, suburban upbringing, I was just bigger than most people from an early age and immediately became a bully. My old buddy Mike did what no one else did, which was best the absolute fuck out of me like I deserved. This is my only memorable restaurant story, only one I worked at and I don't really go out to eat much.
>>20934125No dad huh
>2011>19 years old>Really into bodybuilding at the time and for most of my teens, already had a very big appetite>On my winter bulk>Degenerate friends finally convince me to try weed for the first time>Instantly fell in love with it and became addicted and I really wish I could stop now but that's another story>We smoke after my workout and I become extremely hungry>Hit up the local Denny's and I order $100 of Denny's food (remember, these are 2011 dollars and 2011 menu pricing)>Manager comes out halfway through my meal and says if I actually eat it all and don't need to take anything home, he'll give me the meal for free>I'm halfway through already and not even feeling remotely full so I agree and proceed to eat everything without a problem>Cops walk in right as we're getting the bill, not used to weed anxiety at all and immediately have a panic attack>Try to walk past the officers on our way out, try to remain calm>Anxiety and massive amounts of fats, carbs, sugars swirling about in my guts cause me to projectile vomit all over one cops leg>Manager has to explain the situation while I'm just sobbing and begging them not to arrest me>Cops were just there on a lunch break>Let me go and then I hit McDonald's on my way home because still hungry because I threw up all my food
>>20934147No reading comprehension, huh?
>>20934171Struck a nerve?
>>20934147No, he just never hit me. I was a pretty good sociopath, never got in trouble at school, always acted like a nice kid at home, my parents had genuinely no idea until I confessed many years later, a little while after old Mike put me in the hospital. I had a few kids try to fight back, in my school days but I always just beat the shit out of them, never got my comeuppance until that day.
>>20934171>>20934175To be fair, I only said>Had two good parentsI didn't specify mom and dad, although yes, I had a mom and a dad, not a pair of fags or a pair of dykes as is common today.
>>20934175He said he had two parents, there wasnt a nerve to strike.You'd know that if you had any bit of reading comprehension.
>>20934184Yeah but you could still see how my behavior could be considered fatherless and still assume that neither of my parents were my father, just playing devil's advocate here
>>20934183>>20934184And what, we’re all just supposed to believe that without question?
>>20934125Did you end up Plapping his daughter?
>>20934196I guess? It's up to you what you choose to believe, anon. Personally, although I know it's copypasta, I prefer to believe the "tip with a rip" story because it's really funny. It's anonymous, who fucking cares if any of it's real or not, but were you not entertained?
>>20934198No, she was actually fat and gross and talked like a white nigger, wildly different from her father, a quiet old hippie pot dealer/pizza delivery guy
Don't have much exciting but a couple>swedish buddy visiting USA for the first time>take him to a steakhouse because it's texas>they mixed up our steaks and his was very rare so he asked them to just cook it up a bit>a few minutes later we hear a crash of a plate from the kitchen and he said i bet that was my steak>it sure was>10 minutes later they come out with a completely different steak with much lower qualityI should have just swapped him because i got his medium rare they just mixed up the seasoning but i've never had anything like that happening before.Had some happy memories from the army though.>One of my dudes needed to go pick up his car from the shop>grab another friend of mine to tag along because let's have a long lunch>go to a german restaurant and have some schnitzels and beer while on the clock to sham>waitress told us someone paid our tab because a ton of old vets go there and saw us in uniformI got free food from that place over 4 times
>>20934240Gee you weren’t kidding, that really wasn’t exciting. Can I have the thirty seconds it took me to read that back please?
>>20934184>He said he had two parentsDoesn't mean either of them was a dad. Probably just some old man whose house he lived in.
>>20933519>you can't just go into a cushy military position, you gotta die!kys, grunt
>>20934170lmao
>>20927257>Don't know how that even happensIt's minority wagies (low IQ) and a corpo fast food fag system that does not enforce any type of standard on the places serving the food. The purpose of fast food is standardized food product served quick, and the only reason that fails is because the franchise does not enforce standards on the franchisee, allowing localized ineptitude to tarnish the overall brand. This is why most fast food is tanking. Also while I say ineptitude, it's really a combination of ineptitude, racism, sexism, laziness, drugs, and a lack of discipline that combine to make these shitshows people post about online. I just use ineptitude to represent the general incompetence at the end product that arises from drugs, laziness, lack of discipline, hate for you the customer, and so on.
>>20934354>does nothing>expects respectlol
>>20928952blessed oldfags
>>20934633Accurate description of everyone who has ever entered the military
>>20927257most of the REAL high end places have no picture or selfies rules these days. that basic bitch in the op pic is pretending to be in one and failed at it, because she lost all respect to herself the moment that she picked up that plate; anyone with good etiquette understandings will know that's a table taboothis is why I hate dumb posers
>>20934789in fact, if you go into any of the upper 20% fine dining places, they actually makes you leave anything electronic that would make sound/flash/take pictures at the front lobby by their rulesif your phone does go off, the server will inform you that your phone went off and write down on a sticky that the number that they see on your phone and hands it to you or the name of the text.and no unlike the movies, they do not hand you the phone in real life, you either ignored it or excuse yourself from the table to reply the phone outside the door.
>>20934246Only if you give the seconds from reading your reply back.
>>20933444Lurk moar, newfag.
>>20934170lol holy
>>20927257Not my story....but a friends.>Go to a well known fast food establishment whilst on holidays staying with in laws.>Have a massive hangover and need nourishment.>Eat a lot of shitty burgers.>Walking out and the stomach is not happy.> Clench ones anus and hope to get home.> Too late, shit ones pants in carpark.>MFW realisation that today's choice of attire was white shorts.>Stand in carpark with shit dripping down legs with now brown shorts on.>Car ride home in silence with windows down and sitting on shopping bags to protect seats.>Back to in laws.>Father in law thinks it is hilarious.>He says>Son, you ain't never been drunk until you shit yourself in public.>Perfect Son in Law.
>>20934125Did you let it go or are you like modern faggots who drool at the thought of being paid for getting hurt? No one else pressed charges either?
>>20927257last night I went to mcdonalds for a cup of coffe and asked for a shot of expresso in it. took a sip down the road. it was weak and lukewarm, fucking retards misheard and put a “shot of ice” in.
>>20936532It's actually expresso
I was pretty young but I have a deep memory of a couple breaking up or getting a divorce in a restaurant. It started sad but then they escalated into screaming at each other all while "The Winner Takes It All" by ABBA was playing on the speakers. I was 8 or 9.
>>20937134It was your fault, anon
>>20928993never happened
>go to all you can eat Argentinian steak house >eat a lot of steak and drink a lot of red wine>£90 a head, I was quite skint at the time too so it hurt >meet my friend’s wife for the first time>she orders me a tequila shot >tell her I can’t drink tequila it makes me sick>she insists >I knock it back>immediately projectile vomit £90 worth of steak and red wine in a brown slurry all over my friend’s wife’s breasts and lapSorry there’s nothing else to this story, but I will never drink tequila again.
>>20928344You know you can skip the 2nd to last step, right? Also you can take the cutlery and chairs with you
>>20934207Sounds like he was a better parent to you in 20 seconds than he was in his daughter's entire lifetime. The only conclusion I can draw from this is that fathers absolutely must beat their kids.
>>20939642Why was your friend's wife trying to fuck you and why were you drinking when you were supposed to be fucking her?
>>20927257I stayed at a hotel once and they directed me to their own resturaunt because I was hungry. I sat down and there was a sign with a QR code that told me to scan it for a menu. I left.
>>20928952if its any consolation, we always felt sad seeing you, only disgusted by your parents
>>20928952O’er The Land of the Fats
>>20934170You are one pathetic betaboy
>>20930004I believe this happened and you sir win the internets.
>be me ~16 years old>dad is worried I might be gay>takes me to hooters>wings are super good>staff know him and allow me to have a beer>so focused on wings and beer>women are built like fucking 2x4s>in hindsight realize dad thought I wasn't interested in women>later learns I'm just a milf chaser
>>20934067Romani
>>20935862Can you read? I said we became friends after that.
>>20934789having her take a pic of the food you buy her was a staple of dating Asian girls 10-15 years ago. I suppose it's still a thing but back then they'd use their DSLRs.Parvenue as hell I suppose but it was cute
>Go to restaurant>The waitress asks us if we've been there before>My mom says no (She doesn't know to say yes)>Waitress stands there and talks for 15 minutesI also thinks she just likes making people performatively work for her.
>>20935255smells like white castle
>>20927257Every fast food place I go to now messes up the order. I assume it's on principal.>go to mcdonalds yesterday>order food and 2 bottles of water>no water>go inside>loudly say "excuse me" completely ignored as someone leaves kitchen and walks past>wait 5 minutes>say it to another guy>get water and leave>go to kfc / taco bell>ask for saucy nugs with extra sauce on the side>no sauce on nugs>wifes order is wrong
>>20927555says the drywaller
>>20933444Have I read this pasta before
>>20934170>is now a weed addicted fatass That's the most sad part of the story.
>>20939658He could've fixed his daughter in 20 seconds as well, but indeed, "no stress" upbringing must lead to severe problems later on. It was simply never as along as humans existed, that there was something like "no stress".
>>20934170am i the only who doesn't get weed munchies?
>>20927602Both. OP is a faggot and can't even use his own story. >>20927351 is an even bigger faggot because like the cancer that ruined /x/, he thinks posting OC and stories shouldn't be done anymore because he's paranoid about other sites stealing it.
>>20934125>get beaten by a 50 year oldHow wimpy are you?
>>20941400Yes, they're incapable of making things properly anymore. That's why it needs to be all automated. I just don't go to restaurants of any kind anymore.
>>20928026>tell the waiter to leave me alone>he leaves me alone>tip 0% like I always do
>>20936643it's akshually macspresso
>>20927257From when I was a bartender>Working at a middle-eastern restaurant>Only white guy there so I handle the bar (rest are Muslims so they want nothing to do with the booze)>Near the end of the night, a guy in a suit comes in>Talks to manager>Minute later some fancy lady walks in surrounded by a bunch of guards in suits>Get a whole dining room to themselves>Find out from manager she's some Arab oil tycoon princess>Her table orders a bunch of martinis and cocktails>One of the guards watches me the whole time time as I make them>Has me open up a new bottle of every ingredient the drinks have>Dinner ends, the women walks out and says something to the same guard that watched me>The guard walks over and starts handing a $100 to everyone working>Busboys, chefs, waiters, everyone gets a $100>They leave and get in some limoOur place wasn't even super fancy (most dishes were in the $30 to $40 range) but guess the Arab lady wanted some mantwos and kabuli pallow.
>>20928952>we tip with a rip
>>20928423A SUCCULENT CHINESE MEAL!!!????
>>20927257one time I went out to eat with my family at some italian place....I think it was Macaroni Grill>table has a white sheet of paper for a tablecloth>every table has a small box of crayons and the waiter writes the specials on the table>place is pretty busy and we order food but it takes a while>while we're waiting I get bored so I start drawing a life size version of the food I ordered in crayon in front of me>not really thinking about it much at all>waiter brings our food out and sees my drawing then gets really embarrassed and starts apologizing about the wait>we get our meal discounted
>>20928344One day when I was like 8 on the way home from baseball practice, a group of older special needs people showed up at the Burger King we were eating at. One middle aged mentally challenged guy was walking past our booth as we were eating and he stops and the foot of our table and looks at my dad dead in the eye and says "HIIIIIIII".Now, I'm utterly at a loss for words. My dad isn't exactly the most politely spoken man in the world and isn't above making fun of people for their shortcomings. I'm half scared, half curious how my dad is going to respond to him.My dad is literally chewing on his Whopper when this happens. He puts it down and turns to the guy and with no emotion on his face says "HI" and waves to him. The mentally challenged man was super happy about that and got a little smile and walked away.My dad picks his Whopper back up and takes a bite, no emotion, like nothing just happened. He takes a bite and then says to me, "Son, you always have to be nice to the retards", and goes back to finish his Whopper. He was 100% serious. I don't think I said anything for the next 10 minutes.And that lesson has stuck with me ever since. Which is why I'm not going to make a comment about your post.
>>20941799>the cancer that ruined /x/That was schizophrenic children.
>>20941083There is absolutely nothing cute about any of that whatsoever.
>>20942011>white sheet of paper for a tablecloth and a small box of crayons>I think it was Macaroni GrillI can confirm it was
>>20934081that shit would literally bankrupt a local restaurant after just a few times. You're gay and weak
>>20937163You promise? :D
>>20934839What the hell kind of schizo “fine dining” establishments are you attending you pompous weirdo. I eat at high end restaurants and yes if you use your phone and take pictures during your meal you will be scoffed at absolutely and given poor service and dirty looks but I’ve never been to a place that physically confiscates my property as a barrier to entry. How in the fuck is that some kind of brag that you go spend exorbitant amounts of money for a place to forcefully take your phone away and read your text messages and write them down? You might want to rethink that one
>15 working in a steakhouse kitchen >really busy night and we're running out of breadsticks so I start baking some more >lady who recently bought the already successful restaurant (and ran it into the ground before long) comes back to yell at me that we need more bread sticks>gets mad when I point towards the oven, "Don't take an attitude with me young man.">whatever, go back to cooking other things >when the oven finishes I take a breadstick from the middle and break it in half to see if it's actually done, because the big oven has been hit or miss lately >she comes back at that very moment and starts screaming about me stealing food, how there's paying customers out there who are waiting on breadsticks, etc>don't say anything, put the breadsticks into a bowl and let her go personally hand them out >don't mention that the one I was testing was still frozen in the middle >get fired, almost murdered lol (she was mad)>go home and smoke weed with my friends and play some Halo 3It was a fairly well known and respected restaurant in the area before that lady bought it, and she immediately started ruining it by buying on the cheapest ingredients, premade everything, frozen everything, etc while trying to keep the same premium prices from before when it was actually made with quality ingredients. Fuck you Mandy
>>20941749Bro we seem to be few and far between but we exist. Weed might as well be an appetite suppressant for me as far as I’m concerned, several times I’ve been with buddies and we’re all about to eat out at a restaurant or something so we spark up a joint and everyone goes “oh man I’m so ready to chow down now,” whereas I’m over there thinking well fuck me I’m not all that hungry now, I just want something to drink.
>>20934178>spend years giving your peers lifelong psychological issues for funsies>"one guy beat me up once so it evened out lol"not how it works
>>20942147damn you took that a helluva lot better at 15 than I would have
>>20942147Sounds like an episode of Kitchen Nightmares.
>>20934839this is not true and frankly absurd
>>20941894hm ill use that one, feels much better to shout at a drive thru speaker.
>managed a sandwich shop>for a duration of time had really shitty employees>had terrible attitudes towards work and would smoke weed behind the dumpster before their shifts>very not cool with weed at the time due to being on probation>come in on a day off>assisting closer, great guy, born-again christian was the shift lead>tell him that i just showed up in the parking lot to all of his shift's employees sharing a joint before work>with my support he sends the majority of them home>(not typically a narc, weed is ok, these ppl just sucked and weren't cool and i hated all of them)>agree to help out for a few hours to make up for it but im not closing>only guy i didn't see out back was a purported drug dealer and had a felony record is now on the shift>driver also shows up for his shift, starts doing his job, deliverin'>was in the back of house, not on clock just discussing things with new shift leader>hear some commotion up front>driver had just cleaned the bathrooms a bit ago, emptying the trash>dealer guy had slapped him and was cussing demanding to know where his money was>driver is clueless and scared>apparently dealer left money for a drug drop in the women's restroom trash can>don't know what happened but whoever showed up for this stole his money and left nothing>dealer is claiming he left "rent" for his "woman" to "pick up">me asks dumbass dealer: why didn't you just hand it to her directly then>blows up on me and shift lead screaming that driver needs to be "searched to his nuts" for his money>tell him he's going to lose a lot more than an opportunity for this; actions don't make sense, chill before the police are called>doesn't chill>tell him to leave, he does, but not before telling my driver he's going to "lose more than money" over thiscont
>>20942416>not long later someone hobbles in from the back door>said he was at a directly neighboring restaurant and heard glass breaking>says he feels bad not to report what happened cus it "happened to him before">drug dealer i had just fired for chimping out apparently immediately went out back, picked up a 90lb decoration rock from the surrounding tree lawn and just started bashing every panel and window of my driver's car in retaliation for what had just happened>car was totaled>driver is still shocked and remained clueless, doesn't know what the fuck this guy attacked him for and remained adamant he didn't take anything>car is totaled out by insurance>driver, who is a pretty nice guy, just working to support family, is bummed enough by this event to just quit>police show up, dealer guy disappeared but was eventually arrested>does 3 months for vandalizing a work vehiclestory could end there if this guy wasn't a retard>despite terminating him still see this fucktard walking past my shop sometimes>turns out he's established some network of meth dealing in this area>retard never came inside my shop again knowing i'd fucking narc him again with no mercy, because he had drugs on him and couldn't lie his fucking way out>eventually news come out his retarded ass got thrown in jail again for masturbating in front of an underage kid at the nearby mcdonald'stextbook black person. pretty proud your kid will never see your fucking face in daylight you eternal fuckup
>>20942160no anon, thats how it is
>>20927257A friend of mine used to work at a top notch restaurant and they basically would do Fight Club type shit if they didn't like the clients, especially if they were rich and douchey. I wonder how common that is
>>20941436lol i get it cause drywallers are always putting on airs about their status levelwhat?
>>20928993Fabricated
>>20934125Based old man
>>20927257Story makes 0 sense. If the restaurant was right by the hotel, why would he drive back to it instead of walking? And its not logical that he wouldnt double check the burger after theyve already fucked up once. Explain these 2 points or we all know you are full of shit.
>>20941400Principle
>>20943177Never underestimate American laziness
>>20927266>>20934542>>20943177>earnestly replying to pastaSee >>20942102>>20941865If he's big he probably never had to learn to fight.
>>20942147>Husband works his ass off to make money >His bored room IQ of a wife wants to become a BOSS >obviously, due to ineptude and zero abilities to keep a business afloat, she leds it into destruction I've noticed that many times. Women who feel the need to obtain status by being able to give orders to people under her are completely unworthy people. Don't ever feel bad for them. The whole restaurant was for her to feel good about being a BOSS.
>>20942416>>20942425bunch of monkey knuckles
>wife’s birthday>go to place called Pearls oyster house with her mom and grandparents >order our food with a dozen broiled oysters for appetizerI prefer raw, but these were the deluxe broiled ones with toppings and extras on them>waitress comes around with a tray of oysters>hey the kitchen made too many, do yall want these for free?>yes please>they’re the exact type we ordered for appetizer kek>waitress comes back 2 more times with another tray of free deluxe broiled oysters>finally brings out the one we actually paid forI personally ate about 30 of those oysters before my entree came out. One of my favorite birthdays and it wasn’t even mine lmao
>>20937134that's a good song
>>20943177>point 1Most americans would rather drive from one side of a parking lot to the other than walk anywhere, just on principle.>point 2Surely if they fucked up the first burger and he bitched about it, no way they would fuck it up again right? It must be right the second time. No need to check.
Anyways, >>20927257, please listen to me. That it's really related to this thread.I went to Yoshinoya a while ago; you know, Yoshinoya?Well anyways there was an insane number of people there, and I couldn't get in.Then, I looked at the banner hanging from the ceiling, and it had "150 yen off" written on it.Oh, the stupidity. Those idiots.You, don't come to Yoshinoya just because it's 150 yen off, fool.It's only 150 yen, 1-5-0 YEN for crying out loud.There're even entire families here. Family of 4, all out for some Yoshinoya, huh? How fucking nice."Alright, daddy's gonna order the extra-large." God I can't bear to watch.You people, I'll give you 150 yen if you get out of those seats.Yosinoya should be a bloody place.That tense atmosphere, where two guys on opposite sides of the U-shaped table can start a fight at any time,the stab-or-be-stabbed mentality, that's what's great about this place.Women and children should screw off and stay home.Anyways, I was about to start eating, and then the bastard beside me goes "extra-large, with extra sauce."Who in the world orders extra sauce nowadays, you moron?I want to ask him, "do you REALLY want to eat it with extra sauce?"I want to interrogate him. I want to interrogate him for roughly an hour.Are you sure you don't just want to try saying "extra sauce"?Coming from a Yoshinoya veteran such as myself, the latest trend among us vets is this, extra green onion.That's right, extra green onion. This is the vet's way of eating.Extra green onion means more green onion than sauce. But on the other hand the price is a tad higher. This is the key.And then, it's delicious. This is unbeatable.However, if you order this then there is danger that you'll be marked by the employees from next time on; it's a double-edged sword.I can't recommend it to amateurs.What this all really means, though, is that you, >>20927257, should just stick with today's special.
>>20934839>Mr. Anon, you have received a message >Oh, ok, what is it?>erm it was a Discord notification from a “fappinator”. they said “hnng I’m ready to goon to Foy’s tight little body. you down?>your face flushes as your eyes dart around the table, heart pounding>thank you. you may reply “fuck yes, you know it”
