Webm thread
>>20932936>Endless jump cutsWish he'd jump off that roof
>>20932936Lemon juice is cast iron... brehs...I'm getting dizzy
>>20933040Imagine the farting after that
>>20933035It's fine to use a little acid in the cast iron as long as it's well-seasoned, you don't go overboard trying to make tomato sauce or something, and you clean it promptly. They aren't nearly as fragile as hipsters and boomers want you to believe.
>>20933045I don't know man, never used mine, I just collect them
>>20933045This. It's totally fine. Somehow a meme developed that a cast iron pan needs to be treated super gently when if you use it regularly the opposite is the case. Gotta say this was one of the better webms that I've seen posted here.
>>20932936
>>20933227>just pirating this soup... don't mind me
>SJW MX
>>20933341>tomatoes in cast iron
anyone else love Brazilian food?
>>20933368Sopa de?
>>20933359Yes you do, shithead
>>20932942Neat
>>20933362Is that bad?Not trolling, I don't really use cast iron that often aside from meat so no clue
>>20932937He has such sights to show us...
>>20933485Something about the acids in the tomato ruining the finish on the cast iron.
>>20932994Has to condense a lot of stuff into tiktok length
>>20932941This is awful, honestly. Mounds of the most barebones fried rice I've ever seen, coupled with sheets of overcooked rubbery eggs. And that's it, that's all you get. Genuine depression food.
>>20933485Tomatoes are the Achilles heel for cast iron,it's literally kriptonyte
>>20933490Yeah, it’s an old wives tale.
>>20933766That is chemically wrong
>>20933767So is your brain apparently.
>>20933776>a non-stick cultistMove along buddy
>>20933496why do they remove the skins
>>20933490>>20933758Only really true if you're trying to cook a tomato sauce in a cast iron pan for hours on end. If you're doing a quick sauce or just finishing a pasta dish you can use cast iron without any damage to the seasoning as long as you clean it promptly.You can use modern dish soap on cast iron as well; it's not your great-grandmother's skin-removing 1896 vintage lye soap. Just rinse it well, dry it immediately, and don't try and run it through the dishwasher like a moron.
>>20933819I am a chemistologist and this is bad advice
>>20933341so how did she make this sauce, jsut cook a bunch of cherry tomatoes, peppers some garlic and basil on a stove, then just crushed everything until it became creamy? was there any straining off camera? blending?
>>20932942>0:25-0:27Fuck it im calling her
>>20933368>brapzilian
>>20932941
>>20933808They're Jewish.
>>20933913>iced coffee>$4.25>coffee and a cup of ice>$3.50nothing wrong here
>>20933913lmao
>>20933913>typical 4 channer
>>20933821oh yeah well i had sex with your wife
>>20932936>WAY too much celeryNo thanks
>>20933227he was executed on the spot right after they stopped filming
>>20933963Knowing her you probably did
>>20933061You had me at cram…Barfing. You had me barfing at cram
>>20932941he's literally me
>>20933982This part made me kek because obviously someone with extremely limited skill took such a universally palatable meal and tried so hard to make the presentation all cutesy and shit that that it turned out looking just straight up unappealing and poorly made. The food looks unbelievably unappetizing in that image for what it is and how simple it is.
>>20933040>hard boiled eggsDisgusting
>>20932936Hands are a turn off
>>20933996dude we get it, you're mad about eggs
>>20934034Why?
>>20934092I’m mad about the texture of the rice actually.
>>20934129Probably because they're black
>>20934015you know she's a pornstar because she sucks at kneading
>>20933338Holy shit who and does she have nudes
>>20933338>when she got on her knees for the ovenBruhhhs
>>20933840I have made this sauce based on this exact webm since I have a ton of cherry tomatoes in the summer- she boils it down, or at least that's what I did. they have a ton of liquid so it takes a bit but the sauce is very sweet. you also have all the seeds and skins in the sauce but I don't mind them especially for a scratch sauce. I also add cream, which I assume she did based on the color.
>>20934371You know she's a pornstar because she is a famous pornstar, highly recognisable and has massive tits.
>>20934375Lenexwants.
>>20932936as someone who makes videos for youtube, that's an editing nightmare.I'm not making that many jump cuts because zoomers have no attention span. unwatchable.
>>20933913that dead eyed look of "i need to rethink my life choices".
>>20932937>Chuck roast>$0.89/lbFuck
>>20933061Did she mix in a dandelion?
>>20934382I paused to take a screen...
>>20933368Is the monkey skull meant to be a garnish?
>>20936193yea bro and chicken wings used to be the cheapest part of the chicken
>>20934375Cringe coomer.
>>20932942>The box! You opened it, we came!
>>20936496the heat of the oil inflates the orb
>>20936948>i-i'm not fat, i-i'm just heated by oil!
>>20933808She's allergic to texture.
>>20936496>garloid abuseMOOOOOOOOOODS
>>20935818I have no idea who that is.
>>20933496>every_italian_restaurant_in_HI.webm
>>20937027garloidhate should be an automatic ban
>>20933061can you imagine if someone ground up your flesh and used it to make this shit?
>>20933496>adding spices to the pasta wateridk, that feels wasteful? you're dumping most of it out
>>20936903>oh noes don't masturbate, Dr. Kellogg with get angry
>>20935775
>>20937085>>20937088Americans and their 'recipes'. Pathetic as usual
>eggs, nice and runny>>20937085>places the meat ontop of the onions so it doesn't brown
>>20937139Oh god oh jesus
>>20937139Have you not cooked steamed hams before?
>>20938184I don't have a fast food place across the street.
>>20933968there isnt a single bit of celery there
>>20937089ewww lezzer
somebody post the dog one
>>20933496this is how i make pasta
>>2093713910 seconds in to a video and I can tell it's a jack video before anything horrendous even starts to happen.
>>20933913>>>20933938 >>20933945 >>20933952 >>20936111what did he do wrong?
>>20933840She hit it with an immersion blender during the cut while she chugged a monster and took a few hits off of her vape.
>>20938417>jack videoYou can obviously tell that it's Good Eats by the font and camera work.
>>20939177Look at the ring retard
>>20932936I see what the cameraman tried to do, but its still a vertical videoD+
>>20937139>undercooked eggs>undercooked hamDisgusting
>>20933795A rock would be more sharpened than that knife
>>20933808The better question is why they don’t just use a sausage peeler like everyone else.
>>20940016Simmer down there, rabbi
>>20940016They sell deglovers now?
>let me know if I can get you anything else
>>20933338Can I see her putting those apples up her asshole
>>20940152God what I would give to suck the farts out of her ass
>>20937080porn addict
>>20936911kek
>>20933338Thats the laziest Apfelstrudel I have ever witnessed
>>20940253The french are so lazy they leave their cheese to rot and eat it, it's not surprising
>>20933341imagine fucking her sopping wet pwucci on the floury counter top after eating this
>>20933338>spells the dish wrongI'm not watching the rest of that anon
>>20932936ja/ck/ here to save your shit thread
can somebody post the classic egg fort webm?
>>20940671
>>20940651
>>20933913top kek I worked as a barista for years and I really gave no shits what you did with your drink the second after I gave it to youI'd be annoyed about the spillage in webm, but that's it.
>>20940797Thanks anonI found the comparison version too
>>20933388Uma
Responding to the signal!
>>20940797>>20940811how does he get out?
>>20938417More like 1 second, the moment you see that little half-assed pointing gesture he always does
>>20939980Certain rocks can be made sharper than steel.I used to work in hand surgery and we'd sometimes use obsidian scalpels because you just can't get steel to that level.
>>20936592You can eat dandelions.They're bitter but added a few leaves to a salad is nice. You can also make tea or wine.
>>20941242Obsidian is more glass than rock to be fair
>>20933496How does the depth of the pan keep changing?
>>20933963His wife is in a coma.
>>20937035It's a famous pornstar.
>>20940671Why doesn't he just turn it off or unplug it
>>20933035I swear cast iron fags who gets a stroke over the seasoning is the one of the most cringe things in cooking.
>>20934129He's racist/a black guy fucked his crush
>>20936106That's shortform for tiktok, not youtube. You're such a retard larper. If you edited for youtube you'd know tiktok is under different circumstances.
>>20933227This vid is so widespread this guy is probably known as the soup drinker in his community. Nothing he does in life will ever change that legacy.
>>20933338Stopped watching at that god awful peeling technique.
>>20933347>i just bought this $500 grill>i'm a chef now
>>20941457iirc he's a really popular mukbang streamer in Korea so he's making the best of the situation and entertaining his paypigs
>>20940681You guys think he'll survive his next stroke?
>>20940797Could you imagine if he got 1 cent for every time this video was viewed? He'd have made more money than he'll make in a lifetime working in the egg fort
>>20940811Are those even still around now that malls are going extinct?
>>20941470*taps knife*
>>20932967Every faggot that uses only a "pinch" of black pepper must be executed.I add a big teaspoon for both flavor and some mild heat.
>>20934034The ending is worse.
>>20933496>Pineapple sausage Jesus Fucking Christ.
>>20933795Disgusting to the core. You have to be an obeast to even think of something like this.
>>20940681>trying to drink vodka with his eyesIt was a dumb joke in some movie and there's always some retard who does just that.
>>20941180Why would he ever want to?
>>20941470I personally love eating huge, raw chunks of bell pepper!
>>20932936>black guy>white toddlerHmmm ...
>>209414893rd time's the charm as they say.
>>20941665>white
>>20941579Took me a while to see the actual pineapple label... wtf lmao
>>20941665This isn't even bait. It's the whole fishing pole.
>>20933808That's not even in the 10 ten problems with that "recipe"
>>20941469your reading comprehension is as bad as the jump cuts
>>20941845>the top ten
>>20938544>>20933938>>20933913this, that's not iced coffee, no wonder why the baristas were like wtf, was the customer european?
>>20941649Looks like they've been roasted and honestly I can see them being a good palate cleanser between meats, similar in function to the pickles.
>>20938544You mean besides being a nigger and spilling coffee out of the cup that he certainly didn't clean up?
>>20938544>what did he do wrong?Iced coffee started as just coffee over ice, but has evolved into a coffee-based milkshake. It's blended into a froth and the ice is turned into a slush.But to answer you question, the idiot filming did it just to piss off the service works. Note how he focuses on the service workers face, not the miss they made. The idiot was just being an asshole for internet brownie points and knows.
>>20937085The little tippy-tappy after each move really makes this video.>>20937098Imagine being triggered by a hamburger.
>>20941329That was me, sorry.
>>20933808Probably because she heard that in some recipes you remove the casing off a sausage to brown and break apart easier. Doesn't apply to hotdogs.
>>20941891Tfw you have to eat all the eggs.
>>20940678The heat of the movement melts the chocolate.
>>20940671THE CHEESE KRAKEN HAS BEEN UNLEASHED!
>>20935775lmao
>>20938417I know right I hardly too see his fat fingers
>>20932941Cute food bear: *exists*My appetite: I'm about to do what's called a pro gamer move.
>>20942266
>>20942266do NOT fuck the bear
Holy fukkin shitballs, I would pig out so hard on this
>>20942629Hell yeah
>>20942629You know a joint is circling the drain when they have to resort to shit like this
>>20940681How much did this contribute to his stroke
>>20933496>Sandwich Islanders
>>20933496Oh sure when I do this its poverty tier bachelor chowBut when fat old mexicans do it its a delightful traditional dish full of zest and history
>>20932937Mmm creampied meat
>>20942886You know for a fact that clip is the only time they've ever made it, and it waa specifically for outrage bait
>>20940797the surly king himself
>>20942629what's this called?the tower of wafel?
>>20942894not enough
>>20941579I made pineapple sausages a couple of years ago, unexpectedly good
>>20941180Guy on the right is singlehandedly arranging the King's escape.
>>20941601Aw man, I remember that.What was that movie called?
>>20941601It's just water. He had pink eye and heard you could cure it with cayenne pepper. That's what you see him sprinkling into it at the beginning.
>>20940681What the fuck did I just watch. Why would you do a shot on your eye?
>>20941913Do Europeans have a bad reputation as asshole customers because they don’t tip and don’t like friendliness?
>>20935775>>20937081Do people actually find gooey eggs to be good?
>>20937088The bread will be too stiff and thick, and the cheese too soft. As you bite into it, all the cheese will ooze out the sides and onto your hands.
Reminder you can skip named webm.
>>20941470What's the problem here? Looks amazing.
>>20942629This is where this shit goes from extravagant to disrespectful.
>>20942263>the chocolate is too thick>oh in know! i'll put water in it!
>>20941283It's not a mineral, but it's still a rock.
>>20942629You have to be a morbidly obese fucker to think this thing can be palatable.I'd rather use it to throw it into that faggot's face.
>>20943162Yeah, as if cayenne pepper (which contains capsaicin used in various "pepper sprays") won't make it even worse. We're still on the same retardation levels.
>>20943416There's no tip culture here, which is why they are paid far more, instead of hoping for tips (that they still have to share with their boss). And, even if they do get tips, it's all theirs.
>>20943461Part of me was holding out hope that I was witnessing a chili fountain.
>>20942629>Film yourself taking a bite and make a stupid face>Upload to tiktok>Throw the rest awayAmerica
>>20942847Sue! I feel it thicken!
does anyone have that really gay chippie sandwhich webm
>>20943444He kind of has that Greta mongoloid look to his face
>>20933368>UMA
>>20940681Turned into pepe irl lmao
>>20942847>tfw when no butter churning gfWhy even live bros?
>>20943576>Why even liveSo you can put forward the effort to find and court a butter churning gf.You are doing that, right?
>>20943576>tfw you will never have a butter churning waifu forced upon you>tfw she will jerk you off so you're so spent you wont fuck her>tfw she jerks you off in 45 seconds with grip and speed>tfw she keeps going after you finish forcing you to finish a 2nd time>tfw she see's her chance. You are writhing around trying to get her to stop. If she gets you a 3rd time you'll leave her alone for a few days>tfw you black out from round #3 and as light fades to black you hear her adorable cackling>tfw i will never know this feel
>>20933341>rolling machinetop meme
Found this elsewhere
>>20944051Kinda neat honestly
>>20933347These either make me a lisad or a little angry.
>>20943541>that they still have to share with their boss?
>>20933338i wanna smash her over the head with that pan then shove the apple cores up her rotten cunt
>>20933338>wearing oven mitts to take the pan outCool, nothing weird there>take it off to get a plateKinda weird but okay I guess>puts it back on to hold the pan againOkay?>Touches the sides and bottom of the pan and even holds it with her open hand while the other hand has the oven mittsFucking lmao, I genuinely did a mini double take.
>>20944051I like this desuSeems like it’d be less messy than a typical burger that tall
>>20942263This but with chili instead of chocolate
>>20943444>>20943557Kek when I was watching this any time it panned up to his face I was thinking holy fucking vacant fluoride stare
>>20937139 it’s a White Castle burger recipe…
>>20943556I gotchu
>>20944051>hurrr is a memecraft burger because square shapeif there was a burger in minecraft it would look like a square burger, not like a solid block if bread with cheese on top. try again
>>20944557exactly what i was thinking
>>20932941It's 4:27 am and when the bear was put together I said, out loud, "Oh for fuck's sake."
>>20932967>frankiebuddy
>>20937081I'm so tired of his stupid eggs
>>20932936Thought that was a jeet for some reason until he showed his face. Food looks pretty good.
>>20932941That thing's going to be cold by the time it's served and you can't even reheat it in the microwave because the cheese would melt.
