what's with the sissy cage on bubbly wine?
>>20934672Dude is wearing corduroy pants lmao
>>20934676The last white man in Paris
Nice pants, Stewart.
>>20934676>>20934686Not OP, cords are nice. What's your problem?
>>20934711Corduroy pants are ugly and only homosexuals and elderly men wear them. OP is a known homosexual who taunts his dog with plates of food so he can take pictures of his pouting dog to post on social media.
>>20934723You have very strong opinions on men's fashion for someone who totally isn't gay
carbonation can only take place under pressurepressure can only be maintained with a constant sealcorks don't keep themselves in placethus the champagne cage was bornyou can witness what happens yourself without a champagne cage by removing one from a bottle and just letting it sit on the counter for about 5 minutes
>>20934676I wear corduroy shorts all the time>>20934723projecting old gay man detected
>>20934727Taking pride in your appearance isn't gonna make you crave cock more than you already do, anon. You don't need to be afraid to put away the cargo shorts and Marvel shirts and start dressing like an adult.
You already have a thread up, Stewart.
>>20934723Oh, you're a closeted fagHow sad for you
>>20934727I live in a super liberal college town and the only people who I ever see wearing corduroy actually are elderly male professors, wealthy old retirees, and gay men in their mid-late twenties to early fourties.
>>20934723faggot
>>20934753>Taking pride in your appearance isn't gonna make you crave cock more than you already do, anon. You don't need to be afraid to put away the cargo shorts and Marvel shirts and start dressing like an adult.This but in Hank Hills voice
>>20934826>I live in a super liberal college townToo bad, and thank you for sharing, but this locale doesn't mean anything about your fashion sense, really. Trends come and go, and return again one day, and the only trait about professors and old people that are in common is their likelihood of having items in their closet longer than one season, unlike college kids who are only consumers for the past 1-4 years of their lives.Cords are cold weather attire, as are fabric choices of actual wool, and if it's not cold out, they are not to be worn (yet). What would make you "gay" would be overinvolved in your appearance 24/7, overjudgement of others, and being a part of the superficial crowd past high school. Wearing clean, pressed, and seasonal clothing is all you need to do.
>>20934672It used to be a sign of high quality and serves no real purpose nowadays, I always take it off when I buy those bottles before storing them in the basement for later use and I recommend you do the same (if you're heterosexual, that is).
>>20934711There's a VVVIPPP VVVIPPP VVVIPPP sounds as you walk.
>>20934672It's to keep the top of the cork clean until you're ready to shoot it up your ass. It's an old school French thing so you've probably never done it but producers still put them on bottles because it's traditional. Sometimes I wonder if some vinters that use them know the origins themselves, it's so common.
>>20934672What's a "sissy cage"?
>>20935428I’m just saying I’ve only ever seen fags and olds wearing corduroy. It’s like noticing a ton of lesbians dress like 2010 Justin Bieber. It isn’t that deep.
>>20934676yeah because he has some fucking style unlike you loser incels.
>>20936362>posting on 4chan>doesn't know what a chastity cage isSure buddy.
>>20935777Maybe for you thunderthighs>checked
>>20936598lol. I’ve seen OPs sausage thighs stuffed into too small pants and when called out on his undersized pants he said he had been getting fat recently. He definitely VVIPPPS when he moves in ‘roys.
>>20936649I lost the weight.
>>20934727>>20934753>>20935404https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QJn-9TP7uUM
>>20934672>roderer estatenot bad for gas station bubbly
>>20936698definitely on the good end of bubbles you can get under $30, I'd buy another bottle if I saw it for under $25
>>20936700I'd probably get a mirabelle brut if I was going for cali stuff in that price range but that's just me
>>20936693best show always delivers
It's cool.
>>20934676If I wasn't a big fat guy, I'd wear corduroy. Right now, I'm too afraid of starting a fire with out much my thighs rub.
>>20936708how does mirabelle compare to schrambsberg?
>>20939667it's comparable to the mainline blanc de noirs but less austere, more crowd pleasing, about what you'd expect from a second wine from a "respectable" producer, I only bother with the real shit if optics are a concern, not saying it's not better but I have to work for my money so...
It's to physically prevent the cork from flying out and killing you. This is like Wine 101 dude.
>>20939792I don't think I remember trying schramsberg's blanc de noirs, but I like their blanc de blancs (2021). next time I go to total wine I think I can probably find their mirabelle and blanc de noir, the problem is I don't get to drink nearly as much bubbles as I want to because my gf gets massive migraines whenever we have bubbles (except roederer's NV for some strange reason that I can't figure out), so I have to kill an entire bottle all by myself usually.
>>20939933pic related
>>20939936>vintage>2021
>>20940626yes?
>>20940626dumb anime poster
>>20939933>so I have to kill an entire bottle all by myself what a hard life you live
>>20939933>my gf gets massive migraines whenever we have bubbles (except roederer's NV for some strange reason that I can't figure out)That's called being a dumb broad and you're a huge cuck for giving into that nonsense. Have you tried explaining how retarded that is to her? It's like claiming "I'm sensitive to MSG" while eating fast food and processed garbage. You can't be sensitive to all sparkling wine except for one magic brand. That's ridiculous.
>>20940790you may be right but wine is not just grapes, if you're allergic to anything in eggs, fish parts, shellfish, and all kinds of other weird things, you can have a reaction to wine, because wine makers use those things in the production processnta just helping you learn a bit more about a subject you don't seem all that familiar with
>>20940790I agree, it's completely ridiculous, but it doesn't matter what this bitch drinks: champagne, prosecco, sekt, franciacorta; she takes one sip and she's curled up in a ball crying about her head and she after a glass she'll be shitfaced puking on the floor. It's truly weird because the girl can handle her liquor across the board fairly well.
>>20940790t. incel
>>20940825I understand what you're saying but claiming to be sensitive to every sparkling wine except one brand is silly. There's no way one brand of sparkling wine is that much different from the hundreds of other brands.
