The food from this part of the world is probably the worst on this planet.
what have you eaten from there recently?
>>20938368I don't know, the toast sandwich has kind of grown on me in Biden's America.
I went to sweden for a business trip in 2022 and I actually enjoyed some of the local lingonberry jam + meat + bread dishes but it was some fancy American-friendly food. But you go to Norway and then you realize that Norweigan food makes British food look like its ItalianI've had a bunch of Scandinavian stews and they were ass. Smorbrod from Norway was also ass. I noticed in general everything that was native to Norway was terrible (Smalahove was traumatizingly bad).The thing about Norway is their food is so bad that most native Norweigans just don't eat it.
>>20938368>blocks ur path
>>20938368Yes. Yes. Now fuck off.
>>20938370Nothing, because he is brown and lives in poop.
>>20938401i am literally indian tbf so my taste is different but scandi food sucks
>>20938403what scandi food have you eaten recently?
>>20938409Smalahove
>>20938412Go on.
>>20938403>i am literally indianah. opinion discarded. you literally eat cow shit.
>>20938421>>20938425https://voca.ro/16GSp90zeLW5Just telling my story about that one norweigan dish they told me would be great but wasn't
>>20938368You are out of your damn mind https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=uAeBgb-XR7A
>>20938481>meatballs>gravy >potatoeswow, what a unique and utterly Scandinavian meal. Truly, nobody else has combined meat, potato, and gravy.Even if we play along, that's one dish. Literally one dish from this entire region, and it's the only one that is considered edible by anyone who lives in a place with real food, rather than congealed rotting fish.
>>20938368Every country has simple dishes with more or less valuable ingredients, the hygiene standard is much more important than what overseasoned slop your people can create to paint over rotten shit. You can actually eat scandinavian raw meat without getting the shits. Anything else is retard cope.
>>20938491
>>20938517>the hygiene standard is much more important than what overseasoned slop your people can createNo, having food that is edible is not unique or special. That's a very bizarre cope.>You can actually eat scandinavian raw meat without getting the shitsThis is /ck/ cooking, not /ck/ eating flavorless raw reindeer.
>>20938491Nothing better than fresh shrimps caught in the skagerak on the same day, on a smörgastorta.
>>20938526So, japanese sushi is bland and poopjeet cow dung fried in curry is edible.
>>20938491>>20938526Nigger, its not 1900 anymore, where culinaric differences even between north and south scandinavia were enourmous. Swedish haute cuisine is a thing.
>>20938528I don't know what that is
>>20938529>poopjeet cow dung fried in curry is edible.It's wild you have to compare your trash food to actual feces to think you have an argument. No anon.We can stick on the same continent and find much better food than anything in all of Scandinavia, you know it, I know it, the entire world knows it. Italian and French food are obviously known and loved throughout the entire world. German food is more divisive but still widely liked. While lesser known, Eastern and Central Europe still have their standout dishes, borsch, stronganoff, kielbasa, pierogi, goulash, the list goes on. Scandinavia on the other hand is known for Swedish meatballs from Ikea, and that's it, rightfully so.
>>20938533I didnt post that burger for nothing, the secret special ingredient here is only found in nordic coubtries to begin with, its hjortron in form of hjortron sylt.
>>20938543Nordic countries like Canada and the USA? Yeah we can get cloudberries and cloudberry jam. They grow in my back yard.
>>20938538French cuisine is good but its gimmickry. Swedish recipes are all that minus gimmicks which is the only metric I care about, because its easy to copy at home. And this thread is full of counter examples which you kindly ignore, not sure what your objective here is, but cool it down with your bait faggotry
>>20938546Yep. Its not like their cuisine wouldnt experience being shat on by subhumans that watch twatter memes.
>>20938550>this thread is full of counter examplesIs it? I've seen the meatballs, haven't seen any others.>>20938557And here I thought Scandinavians spoke good English
>>20938560I am not scandinavian though. Here swedish sushi. Garbage?
>>20938564>Garbage?Yes, garbage.
>>20938564yes, kek
>>20938567Here their traditional christmas diner. Worse than indian cow shit?
>>20938570Looks ok at first glance, gets worse the longer you look.>once again comparing food to literal, actual shit>thinks this proves the food is goodI don't think you realize setting the bar so low does nothing to prove your point, only to prove how terrible Scandinavian food is. This is generally reserved for insults.>how was Martha's cooking>well it was better than eating actual cow shitthis does not mean Martha is a good cook.
>>20938577lmao sounds like one of those boomer """jokes""">hate my fucking wife, she sucks at cooking, but at least it's not feces
>>20938577Dont know whether your tastebuds are used to cowshit or not, thats why I asked, saar. Thats important because we seem to have a very different subjective perception of reality about what scandinavian food is. You and your 19th century perception of grilled cows head or me an actual scandinavia tourist of more than ten years.
>>20938368Id guess their overall quality of food items is better than in germany. This liver pate has a bit of lemon taste as mild finish, which was very lovely, something Ive never experienced in germany.
>>20938618German food is 1000000x better than Scandinavian food. >t. OP who enjoys a good Maultäschle
>Bongs ITT hoping nobody notices thay they're in OP image as wellI haven't forgotten about you
>>20938620I am german and have experience with scandinavian cuisine and believe this is utter bullshit. Scandinavian food has its edge as it has weaknesses (everything alcohol related, their cider is basically just lemonade), not buying into your pol memes from the 19th century food.
>>20938628Bong food bashing is so dumb as well, you lazy third worlders.
>>20938591>we seem to have a very different subjective perception of realityWe indeed do. You seem to think the two types of food are >good>actual animal shitIn my worldview, shit isn't even on the table as a food source, and I've never had to so desperately defend bad food that I'd proclaim "well at least it's not literally excrement!"Once more. Every single kind of European food is better than Scandinavian. >>20938628desu bong food isn't THAT bad. (almost) Nothing they eat is something other countries would consider inedible. I'm not eating fucking beanz on toast, but I can at least recognize those are two food items improperly combined.
>>20938628Of course you haven't, you're fucking obsessed
>>20938638Sorry, but youre indian. I just had to make sure.
>>20938635Is that image supposed to convince me that their food ISNT complete shit?
>>20938648Nope, nothing here is to convince retards from something, but actual human readers.
>>20938644Your only deflections are>well at least it's not actually shitand>everyone who points out reality is Indian!go ahead, post more soggy toast with shrimp on it
>>20938655But you already revealed yourself as indian, the people that are used to cow dung. You dont need to project, its basically a test for tastebud adjustment if I talk to an actual human or not.
>>20938635i like many of those things
>>20938661>But you already revealed yourself as indianAnd how did I do that?>uh you said we have the worst food in Europe!Because you do. The French don't have to compare their food to shit.
>>20938368>The food from this part of the world is probably the worst on this planet.This isn't even remotely true
>>20938655You're brown.
>>20938635>rumbledethumps>Guernsey bean jar>cock-a-leekie>stargazy pie>parmo>deep fried mars barAND ON TODAYS EPISODE OF "9 YEAR OLD MAKE-BELIEVE OR ACTUAL BONG FOOD"
>>20938668Post eye color brownoid
>>20938671>hello pleb here, this food stand represents the country
>>20938664How could that be, anon. Is it, I mean, is it possible that 4piss bots were lying to you?
>>20938368>>20938390>were not so different, you and I.
>>20938672You're a white indian.
>>20938632If you genuinely rank german food below scandi food from a quality perspective, and not just because of a halo effect due to a scandi hard-on, I don't know what to tell you. You will find more variety in the entirety of german cuisine than throughout the entire north.
>>20939297I didnt say I rank it "below" german food, not everything needs to be ranked like a fucking contest revealing your hatred towards a people. Smörgastorta and Julboard exist perfectly next to Schweinsbraten or Schäufele.
>>20939297>>20939304However they put more love in the overall quality of their products, I am judging from an austrian perspective. The selection of our regional lidl and hofer is poor compared to lidl in germany or scandinavia and their own companies. Even interspar cannot compete.
>>20938564Your shrimp sandwich is too saucy
>>20939310Nice. I also love the different kinds of soft bread they have.
>>20938635Bakewell pudding shits on bakewell tarts, it's a shame that they don't really sell them outside of the town
Want to make Asian Americans seethe? Next time they get butthurt about white people making bubble tea ("muh cultural appropriation"), point out how many Asian dishes were directly copied from the British.
>>20938736This explains a lot.
>shrimp and mayo>goodthis is a special kind of brain damage
>>20938368>>20938370yet, we have won cook championships several times in recent years.
I've heard food from pacific islands is really bad. Don't know if it applies to all islands or just regions or specific islands.Anyway, there's plenty of good Scandinavian food, I'm more familiar with Norwegian than the other countries though.
nordic cuisine suffers from being very simple so retards dismiss it with "lol it's just x with y". the japanese do the same thing many times but it's got that japanese touch of autism so in the west it feels uniquepic related "it's just salmon with dill lol"
>>20939379Pho is literally french beef stock soup.
>>20939397Uncultured swine
>>20939420Norway and Denmark both suffer a bit from their sandwich culture. I don't want a sandwich for lunch. And not sugary ones for breakfast. Though the last part might be more Norway.Smörrebröd is good, just not as often as I had it served as a tourist.I would like to try the bøfsanswich again as an adult though.
>>20938368Don't talk about the tikka masala that way, it's the only reason anyone thinks your "food" is edible, Rajesh
>he doesn't know about bitterballen
>Daily Scandi hate thread + UK hate thread in oneNiceScandi and British food is both good. British civillians are usually pretty bad at cooking but that doesn't mean that their traditional recipes are bad, they just don't use them very often. Swedish peoples greatest food sin is always adding ketchup to their bologneses.
kek
>>20939511their traditional recipes ARE badcompound that with shitty cooks, and you end up where it is todayuniversally (rightfully) mocked and looked down on by everyone across the planet
>>20939547Seek help
>>20939547Nah man. Roasts, stews, pies, sausages, they're all just as good as their western European equivalents, using mostly the same ingredients and techniques.
>>20938368oh no!! so baaaaad
>>20938564no rice, the prawns arent even raw either, how is this sushi?
>>20939547Youre brown.
Scandis really got rustled overnight about this huh
>>20939595It's not. Spicken sill/Spekesild would be closer to "nordic sushi." Given it's raw salted herring eaten after soaking away most of the salt. Or pickled, where it's pickled raw instead of eaten at that stage. Not completely unprepared but the closest I can think of.The image looks unappetising but I couldn't find a good one. It shows off the filet well at least. It's great with lots of sour cream, fresh dill and new potatoes (?)
>>20938368They didn't have enough ingredients. Give them a break.
>>20939627Modern nordic restaurants make a lot of 'nordic fusion sushi', it's trendy and has been for a long time. Think cod sashimi with green pea oil and cucumbers. I was about to suggest smoked eel, but liberals think it's illegal and immoral.>>20938564That sauce is super runny and the dill is wilted and the toast is burnt. What the fuck? Compare and contrast with picrel.
>>20940217Nice. Impressive.
>>20940239Just saying, his pic might be the worst Toast Skagen I've ever seen.
I guess this is the /swede/ thread. some obligatory things:>lingon jam or redcurrant/blackcurrant jelly as a condiment to meat dishes>moose meat>yellow pea soup on Thursdays, with arrack liqueur (punsch) and pancakes>meatballs. don't forget the brown sauce. it's saucy and brown>flygande Jakob>Västerbotten cheese>sill/strömming depending on which coast you're from>>20938536anon clearly said it's a smörgåstårta
>>20940365Dont forget taco fredag at ica.
>>20940368oh yeah can't forget tacos and fredagsmys. and the ur-Swedish dish kebabpizza with garlic sauce and pizzasalad on the side
>>20939443Sugary sandwiches isn't really a Norwegian thing, unless you decide to put sugary stuff on it yourself. We don't have the same culture of sourdough bread as Denmark, but our bread isn't supposed to be sweet either.Admittedly, there are some sweet options for what to put on your bread, jam, chocolate spread and brown cheese come to mind, but those are just some of the options, it's up to you and it's perfectly allowed to choose to put something other than these things on your bread.
Cope.>René Redzepi[needs Danish IPA] (born 16 December 1977) is an albanian-danish chef and co-owner of the three-Michelin star restaurant Noma in the Christianshavn neighborhood of Copenhagen, Denmark.[1] His restaurant was voted the best restaurant in the world by Restaurant magazine's World's Best Restaurants in 2010, 2011, 2012, 2014 and 2021, and was awarded its third Michelin star in 2021.[2][3][4] Redzepi is noted for his work on the reinvention and refinement of a new Nordic cuisine and food that is characterized by inventiveness and clean flavours.
>>20939423Flamed, smoked and graved salmon are god tier food.
>>20940394>need to import fucking Albanians to make food edibledamn
>>20940393I remember being served a lot of them while visiting as a child. But even on a business trip last year. Seeing people bring white bread to the cafeteria. Or most buying sandwiches. Sweet or not it just feels off. I want a full lunch. My host who is a Swedish immigrant also commented on it. Despite him having lived there for the last couple decades.
How is all this racism allowed on this thread? Is it because nobody has reported it?
>>20940397that looks amazing
>>20941299The thread itself is racist, you moron.
>>20938368this thread sucks for the typical 4chan reasons but I don't think anyone mentioned how we all would rather eat food from scandanavia than anywhere in africa.
>>20941349>bread with grape jelly and rolled hamthere is absolutely no way this is a serious post kek
My Dad is a britbong so we visit the UK occasionally to see family and Brit food is....ok. my family there doesnt eat as much of the traditional British stuff but make a lot of your basic meat, potato, veg meals so its not bad. Bangers n mash is decentToad in the hole is okFish and chips are always goodEnglish breakfast is delishMeat pies suck ass and could double as a weapon if you throw it hard enoughBeans on toast will keep you aliveTheres more but whatever. Germans do make really good chocolate, baked goods and sausage. Ive never been anywhere else out of these countries but I am here for the horror stories
>>20941410the horror story here is you getting fed bong food
>Br*tish foodEh, some good some bad. Anything with meat or fish is hard to fuck up. Deserts in European countries are obviously top tier>Sw*dish foodGross. I don't jive with bread with a bunch of crap on it, I don't like all the weird shit they eat that I never remember the name of>Norwegian foodMostly fish, meat and potatoes. The porridges are great, pinnekjøtt is great, pork belly is great, salmon is great. If you're at a Norwegian restaurant you'll be eating good. I don't care if I'm biased, the food too nice
>>20941414Forced meme. Go eat poo or mud cookies or foofoo.
>>20941430bong food being shit isn't a meme dummyit's a global (not hyperbolic) truth
>>20941432Good thing is if you eat their big ass breakfasts it usually holds you over for a while so you arent forced to eat whatever weirdness they have for dinner or lunch.I also noticed Brits eat ALOT of sugar.
>>20941352Seems like racism isn't allowed against one country in particular, in that case
>>20941460you can only be racist against humansbongs are a subspecies unironically
>>20941468It's not just bongs in this thread, is it? But:>unironicallyI think further discourse is inadvisable
>>20941472sorry about your monarch I guess
norway has some of the best seafood though. finnish food is underwhelming however
>>20941495>best seafoodcompared to what, not eating at all?
>>20941497salmon, cod, mussels, i even ate hval (whale, which was ok but not great)
>>20941502I don't think you understand how comparisons work
>>20941506it was the best salmon and best cod fish n chips ive ever had tho
>>20941512are you stupidwhats happening
The best flavor you can ever have, a proper flamed salmon, preferably from some old dude, who has been doing it since the end of the last ice age. I was taught to brush mine with salty water while cooking, so it forms a slight salt crust, and then you eat it while enjoying nature.
>>20941522it's just salty fishyou can literally get this anywhere, but with more robust and better flavors
Finnish food culture has suffered massively from retarded policies around not promoting anything. This has resulted in people only buying ready made shit, ignoring the actual enjoyment of food, ignoring ingredients. Scandinavia has access to a lot of very unique ingredients and really good traditional ways of enjoying them, but our retards in charge decided their friends make more money selling sausages with 90% flour and a bit of pig anus.
Irish fish and chips with a side of of stew is great. I only ever visited there once tho because somehow everyone could understand me but their accents were so heavy I couldn't understand a word of "English" in Ireland.
>>20941537there is absolutely no way you just blamed your government for having shitty food over the past 1,000 years
>>20941537I will never make mämmi of my own
>>20941546Guess what, our people were eating to survive 100 years ago. They had to eat what they had.Nowadays, we are among the best off countries in the world, so we can afford to actually eat good, but the last 60 years the retards have been pushing convenience food and actively discouraging anything else.
Långfil is one of the most interesting things I can't stand. That more people should know about. It's a cultured milk product. Which you can see is very gooey looking. To the point you basically have to cut it when scooping out of a bucket. Or else everything wants to slide out in a big lump.Very mild sourness, tastes mostly like milk. But the texture is just so snotty. It's nothing like yoghurt or even normal fil.
>>20941559But it really satiates one's cum cravings.
>>20941552Nta, everyone did that. The world used to be poor as shit. Be grateful we don't *have* to live off root vegetables, bread and herring anymore.
>>20941570tell that to the bongs
>>20938368>doesn't like Scholle mit KrabbenNgmi
>>20941559This with jam and dry flatbread (tunnbröd) is goat
>>20938481OP btfohe's still fucking malding lmao
>>20941530Nigger, the east india companies of england, denmark, sweden etc. sailed around the world for seasoning while you were eating goat anus that same time. Stop with your nigger cope.
>>20941366rye bread fat or butterliver patesalted beefjellied beef brothred onioncalled Dyrelægens Natmad
>>20941652are you trying to set me up for the joke?because it feels like you're throwing the alley oop here nige
>>20941626Soft flatbread (tunnbröd) is also goat
>>20941755based
>>20938618Lemon zests are a common ingredient in sausages in Germany.
>>20938635food standards in england have gone down in droves
>>20941755what the fuck is that shit
>>20941835Fast food flatbread roll. With hotdogs and mashed potato. Also common is the shrimp salad and fried onion. Ketchup and mustard if you want. It's great. If you try it you're not allowed to skip the shrimp salad.
>>20939478so unbelievably based the single greatest food in the west
>>20941570Cuisine develops differently for countries and regions close to equator with all around year harvests and those with 6 month long winters and a single harvest a year. Both might have starving peasants but the opportunities to develop a cuisine and experiment differ significantly.
please stop making this thread over and over, pajeet
>>20941843this makes bong food sound like a fine dining experience, holy fuck
>>20938390... You know that the majority of people living in the midwest are originated from Scandinavia, right?
>>20938533By that metric British cuisine is the envy of the world because the restaurants in London exist.Sorry Sven, but you spent too much time raiding defenceless villages when your culture should have been creating a national cuisine.
>>20939379This is my favourite passtime
>>20941835tunnbrödrulle>>20941863don't know it till you've tried it. you can replace the sosig with reindeer, moose or deer if you wanthere's a guy making some on a murikka: https://www.youtube.com/embed/uma-U0WbAhMit strikes me that soft tunnbröd functions as tortilla
>>20941884>knowknock*
>>20941863It's fast food you degenerate retard
>>20941924calling anything scandis or bongs eat "food" is being a bit generous"fast" I can believe
i made some bastardized sausage stroganoff because of a swedish friend urging me to try it and its actually pretty good, will add it to my regular meals
>>20941642I bet it's nice but>Mix into a shaggy dough, put somewhere warm for 2 days until it's bubbling>Add water and more flour, let rise for 8 hours>Portion, let rise for a couple of hourse>Put them inna oven for 2 minutes>Keep them in the oven for three hours, and then until the closed oven is completely cold.>Let sit for two daysBruh
>>20939478That's not a frikandel
We really like greasy and spicy foreign shit like Pizza, Kebab or whatever "Currys". However I don't think people would actually want to forego or replace many native dishes and ingredients, rich breads and not just white wheat shit are delicious, Rye sop is a Christmas tradition in Sweden afaik, north eastern Europeans make a soft drink out of rye, finns have their mämmi pudding and the berries that grow in the north like. Cloudberries and lingonberries are delicious.
>>20941989that's how it always is with sourdough bread. gotta wait a day or two for it to mature
>>20938431For what it's worth Indianbro, as a med I 100% agree. Went to the Netherlands and the food there is absolute dogshit. Not just the bland meals, but the quality of ingredients, even the supposedly renowned bread is terrible. Worst region (NW Europe) culinarily and it's not even close.
>>20942056Yeah but you don't usually put milk and syrup in sourdough bread.
>>20942113Many swedish breads are baked with syrup. Unsure how many of them are sourdoughs. But the leap from "bread with syrup" to "sourdough bread with syrup" isn't very big.
>>20941559Scandis really not fighting the stereotype of being cum-guzzling faggots
>>20941789I dont care how shit stained the street food is you cattle consume.
>>20941876Yes, yes. This is just regular country hate thread started by a poopjeet.
>>20938564Wtf im a racoon now!
>>20943002How telling is people jump to Indians when people complain about shit bland food.Couldn't be posters from East Asia? The Mediterranean? Or just people that actually like food?
>>20943002>country hate threadregional cuisine discussion threadit just happens that the entire region being discussed has horrendous cuisinecomically bad, even
>>20938378Why don't you refer to these foods with English counterparts? It's not like they are some incrediebly alien concoctions but very basic things.>smorbrodThis is simply called sandwich in English.Fucking faggot.
>>20943217it's butterbread
>>20941559Wow, I knew about ropey milk but I didn't think anyone ate it on purpose.
>>20943118It was literally a poopjeet, read the damn thread. And shitting on the 19th century cuisine of an entire region is obviously stupid.
>>20941926You're not even fully human, opinion discarded
lol imagine not having cloudberry cream
>>20938368Enjoy your Romanian pig feet in gelatin.
>>20943375or fjällfil with cloudberries
>>20943427or västerbotten cheese pie with cloudberries
>>20939478for me it is eierbalshii busted inside my mouth
>>20938390Literally the same thing
Spaniard here. Girlfriend is from finland.While food culture is quite terrible on average over there, they have some really nice stuff over there. Its just that finnish people themselves are too tacky to appreciate it. Luckily enough, my in-laws do enjoy food and i have had many great meals at their place. Marinated lake fish are amazing, and we've barbequed some salmon in the forest too, with "new summer potatoes". Of course when their parents came to spain they creamed themselves over all the variety over here, but i feel like northerners mostly lack a proper will and cultural environment to make their humble products flourish. Its sort of a self fulfilled prophecy.
