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A campaign group has been started in the UK, to stop them queing single file.
Couldn't make it up, they are an alien breed I swear.
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>>20941314
>no not like that reeeee that's not how you do it reeeeeeee I'm gonna start a petition reeeeeeeeeee
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>>20941314
M8 they're britbongs. They queue up for everything.
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>>20941326
You are very, very dumb.
>>20941314
Admittedly, it's a better system, even if unwieldy. No need to vie for the bartender's attention since s/he knows precisely who's next.
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when are we going to shorten it to "que"
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>>20941339
When your culture stops fellating the French.
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But bartenders are rude standoffish cunts and only serve people one at a time anyway.
>omg stop standing around you're making me nervous, I'M THE BOSS AROUND HERE, sit down and twiddle your thumbs awkwardly until i deign to acknowledge your existence (or don't)
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>>20941314
>Zoomers don't know how to order drinks.
I've seen this but I just go straight to the bar, like I normally do and get served, I'm not sure if it's a leftover from the Covid thing.
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>>20941339
after you stop being que(er)
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>>20941314
>Young people do things differently than me and I hate it because I'm afraid of becoming old

Just embrace being a boomer. It's really not so bad.
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>>20941365
shut up dumbass
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>>20941369
that's not an argument, you worthless piece of shit
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>>20941314
Imagine sucking as many dicks as op.
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Zoomers
>don't know things lol

Millennials
>added TQIAA+ to LGB
>invented PC culture
>invented cancel culture
>invented social media addiction
>invented Occupy Wall Street
>invented BLM
>invented polyamory as a sexual identity
>first to majorly reject religion
>first to majorly reject car culture

Yeah fuck zoomers lmao
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>>20941399
>millennials
yeah I'm thinking based
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>>20941399
>>invented cancel culture
Ey, fuck off with that. We had this shit over in Japan for ages. Don't take that away from us, faggot.
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>>20941399
>TQIAA+
I know what the T is, what are the rest? You're clearly somewhere among those letters so you should have first hand insight, after all
>first to majorly reject religion
Thought that was more Gen X, even if they didn't do so vocally.
That said, I'm a churchgoing atheist, weirdly enough.
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>>20941399
>>invented PC culture
based
>>invented cancel culture
based
>>invented social media*
>>invented Occupy Wall Street
based
>>invented BLM
sorry
>>invented polyamory as a sexual identity
lol no
>>first to majorly reject religion
absolutely not
>>first to majorly reject car culture
based
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>>20941314
>Food and Cooking
Sorry this isn't /bant/ or /UKgen/
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What's wrong with queueing if the bar is occupied?
Isn't that the civilized way of well mannered people to do it? I feel like if they instead rushed the bar in a heap people would complain about them having no manners.
They just can't win.
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Weird this is happening in the UK, where queue culture reigns supreme. Doubly so because in a country like the US where there's a strong tipping culture, it makes sense for the bartender to have everyone spread out instead of in a line, that way they can first serve whoever is the best tipper. But as far as I know, people don't tip in the UK, especially not in pubs.
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>>20941476
Ex moonlighting UK barman here. Had the odd "keep the change" and possibly one per night "and one for yourself". No actual designated tips. But I was always first come first serve. If I knew someone, I may pour them the pint at the same time I was pouring another one if it was a different pump and they'd leave the money or I'd sort it out for them later.
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>>20941369
>the grandpa cries out in pain as he strikes you
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>>20941399
>mad that I practice polygamy
Sorry anon, are you having trouble finding bitches?
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>>20941609
>he's 'playing' dumb
A recurring theme among millenials.
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>>20941314
Older bong millennial reporting in. I'm ambivalent about pub queuing. It used to be that bar staff served people in the order they approached the bar so I could relax at the bar and watch the footy, knowing the bar staff would call for me when it was my turn. These days, the bar staff seem to not even register who came in what order and just serve the standoffish manlets leaning over the bar making aggressive eye contact and waving their tenner or the slags flashing their cleavage. I find, when I'm relaxed while waiting at the bar, the bar staff would serve me after a long wait.

This lack of attention to order of arrival is worse the younger the bar staff is. If you want to get your pint in the proper order, it wiuld be much less stressful to queue up. Just another symptom of the breakdown in social cohesion.
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>>20941332
The one place you don't queue in the UK is the pub, this is because there is an unspoken etiquette; if you are there after somebody else you let them order first
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>>20941655
>bartenders get overwhelmed when there's too many people ordering at the bar
>THE WEST HAS FALLEN
lmao calm down incel
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>>20941314
They can't queue at a pub, they can't use a computer, they can't start a conversation, they can't socialize, they can't cook at home, wtf can they do. Honestly Zoomers are the greatest failure of their parents.
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>queue
It's a line you retards they are waiting on a line
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>>20941339
>five letters is too much to type for anon
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It's not the queuing that's wierd. Pub "queues" are just moping around the bar until you get spotted
Its the obsession with needing to do it in a straight line that wastes more space somehow.
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>>20941314
Based zoomers doing it the japanese (aka civilized society) way.
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>>20941797

So even if there is just one bartender they should form multiple queues?
But that could lead to the bartender only serving the queue next to him and the other ones standing around. I get why they tend to therefore keep a single queue. But maybe they could bend the queue to not reach that far back into the room?
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>>20941797
zoomers are deathly afraid of social contact not done through a smartphone, and doing ANYTHING for themselves.
getting a bartenders attention to order a drink requires a social interaction that they have to initiate, or at least engage in without someone holding their hand
they are intimidated and scared shitless about holding a hand up and getting someone's attention
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>>20941416
>10+ year old common knowledge requires firsthand insight
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>>20941842
Anon doesn't know what it means and neither do I so it's not common knowledge, Natalie. The fact that you think it's "common knowledge" is quite the shibboleth, proving that you are, in fact, part of the Alphabet Brigade.
Good job outing yourself, faggot.
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>>20941314
non of them have the broccoli haircut those arent zoomies
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>>20941611
>he
did you just assume my gender
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>>20941899
Jake out here using people's real names like a bad ass
You really got him with that, Scott! Nice work
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>>20942066
2 happy couples. what was the point of posting this?
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>>20942097
>couples
*throuples
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Does everyone just crowd around the bar yelling and waving money around in your barbaric shithole? In civilized countries, you make a line. This is nothing new
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>>20942115
You have never been in a bar in any country
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>>20942097
To let you know why no one is jealous of poly people
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>>20942145
i'd bury my dick in quirk chungus without an iota of hesitation
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>>20942152
We all know your desperation for physical affection is far past the point of having standards
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How is the normal way better? Barkeeper easily loses who was in the group that slammed the bar first and arbitrarily starts serving whoever they feel like. This riles people up and makes people shout, wave and slam money on the counter to shit the mood up.
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>>20941767
What has your biggest achievement been then
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>>20941399
>invented BLM
Well excuse us for wanting to look after our national parks
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>>20942201
To say the least all the aforementioned above well in my teens. Zoomers have been sabotaged by their parents in becoming the weakest generational link.
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>>20941655
this
I've seen xoomer former hospos faces crease up with rage at minor faux pas and thought "calm down m8", but service is getting worse and worse to the point where it boils my piss and it's not something I'm autistic about
i'd chalk it up to being in a tourist town and constantly dealing with useless fucking nepalese (very creative people when it comes to laziness) but then it happened at a well regarded pub in the city too

had to leave my stool the other day and queue up in order to get some fucking service
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>>20941314
>alcohol industry brainstorms how to get young adults not interested in alcohol to drink more alcohol
Hilarious. I hope the whole industry fucking collapses into the dust. I hope they blame millennials for killing it too.
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>>20942166
>t. 25+ khhv incel still waiting for that 10/10 tradwife to fall into his lap
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>>20941364
KEK
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>>20941655
huh
i go to bars way too much (retarded alckie) but i learned you have to be assertive if you want a drink at some bars, especially ones you aren't known at
by assertive i mean getting the bartender's attention, not shouting your drink order at them. raising your hand suffices most of the time. I tip 25% at bars i plan on returning to, so i tend to get preferential service
at the bar i'm a regular at queueing is what people do, because half of the people not at tables or the bar are either playing pool or fucking off outside to smoke
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>>20941399
Literally all of that originated in the Soviet Union 50+ years ago
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Bartenders and barbacks are shit. People are queueing instead of a casual order because nobody is paying attention anymore.
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Can someone explain, I literally don't understand. What's wrong with a single file? I don't go to bars often now but just showing up at the bar and hoping the bartender to pick you and/or trying to get his attention was an awful time.
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>>20942487
Concession accepted.
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>>20942651
The Soviet Union used to put fags in gulags anon-kun
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Does alcohol help with digestion? Any of it. Or is it all a meme for getting drunk
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>>20942762
What? If anything alcohol is bad for digestion. If you go to a bar, you're going there to drink, hang with your friends, and maybe talk to strangers if you're particularly extroverted.
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>>20942794
Its just a popular thing to hear don't treat me like an alien
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>>20942097
>2 happy couples. what was the point of posting this?
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>>20942672
Most bars aren't arranged to support a single large line which causes issues with crowd management. Also since bars usually have multiple bartenders single lines can slow down service and the limited space behind a bar can mean bartenders get in each other's with only a single point of interaction.
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>>20941339
¿qué?
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>>20941668
>if you are there after somebody else you let them order first
Remind me again how a queue works?
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>>20941314
That's why I always saddle up to the bar, lay a silver dollar on the table and yell
>BARKEEP
with my great booming voice, assless chaps and stetson commanding authority and respect, my aura drips with masculinity as the woman in the building instantly drip with excitement
>WHISKEY
>NEAT
>And make it... SNAPPY
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when I go to the bar its usually middle aged or older retired men and they all look at me funny and act like im a fag. i just want to get some drinks! I guess drinking at a bar is not like drinking at home, you can't get hammered just because you want to. I'll learn the social code eventually.... when I do go I just ask for a pint of whatever they got, usually yuengling.
t. 25 year old zoom zoom
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>>20941354
Would those be the same French who fought for your country's independence?
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>>20941314
Alchies got a lot of nerve trying to start shit with their dying customer base
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>>20941399
trvthnvke. death to millennials
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>>20941338
>Admittedly, it's a better system
What are you even doing at a bar if you're autistic or have social anxiety?
>>20942167
>How is the normal way better?
It lets you interact with other people, the whole reason for going to a bar in the first place. >>20942672
>What's wrong with a single file?
See above
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>>20941767
Thats the exact same shit genXers were saying to millenials, and boomers to genxers, and the silent gen to boomers ad infinitum
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>>20941338
get a load of this fucking retarded ugly faggot lmao
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What is so wrong with forming a line at the bar instead of having people crowd around the bar and having it be random whether you wait for 5 seconds or 15 minutes on the whims of the bartender
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>>20943210
You have never been to a bar and it shows.
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>>20941363
>'m not sure if it's a leftover from the Covid thing.
It's absolutely from Covid, the youngest zoomers hit 18 in 2020, so they learned to drink when the social distancing queuing was in effect. Presumably it won't last much longer.
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>>20941314
gen x here who hates bars and bar culture, how am I supposed to queue for drinks? this is why I was so happy when poncy faggy cocktail bars became a thing where you just get seated by a college girl in a catgirl outfit and she brings you $25 cocktails and wiggles her ass and there's no lines or any of that shit
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>>20941314
Either sit at the bar and get drinks or get a table and have your waitress put your drink orders in. There shouldn't be a middle man. Nothing pisses me off more than a bunch of people squeezing in-between me and the bloke next to me while I'm trying to watch the game. Only to get a drink and bring it back to their table.
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>>20943275
So sit at a table then, retard.
>HURR DURR I SIT AT THE BAR BUT HATE PEOPLE COMING TO THE BAR
Retard.
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>>20943210
Which never actually fucking happens. Go outside lmao
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>>20941314
what's the deal with 'articles' placing the title of the piece as a caption to a photo, and also the first line of the first paragraph?
do you really need to triple down on what the fuck you're trying to say?
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>>20943272
Same way you queue in a barbers. You note who was there before you when you show up, then when all of those people have been served you watch the person working until they look over to see who's next and acknowledge them.
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>>20943309
weird. the way I queue at a barber is I book online a few days out and put down a 50% deposit and if I don't show up, too bad I lose my deposit.
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>>20941668
Shouldn't it be up to the bar staff to track that? I don't go to the pub to play memorization games.
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>>20943136
Anon, all zoomers are autistic with social anxiety. They don't know how to socialize.
Between social media upbringing, helicopter parents, victim complexes, and a couple years of lockdowns, zoomers are literal retards. Their intellectual growth has been irreparably stunted. The only reason they go to bars is to make retard grade tik toks.
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>>20943309
My barbershop uses a computerized check-in system to manage queuing
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>>20941339
Q.
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>>20943092
>V
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>>20943573
I went to a bar and an old guy tried to throw all these zoomer stereotypes on me. You guys are annoying. Glued to your screens.
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>>20941339
>>20944178
queueue
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>>20942814
this is getting out of hand - now there's three happy couples
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>>20941314
What
The
Fuck
I thought seeing young guys, sitting at the bar and texting, instead of hitting on the hot girls was weird, but this is maybe worse.
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>>20941314
>That prematurely balding zoomer
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>>20944331
Whats the point in hitting on girls when they'll just say no? I'm a zoomer. None of me or my friends even bother when we go out
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>>20941314
Why did they say the samr thing three times.
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>>20942066
Hey that's by CartoonsHateHer!
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>>20941338
its not even a new system
its been the standard for decades.
if the bar has people just cramming in fucking everywhere and fighting over the bartender's attention then the bar is a shithole not worth your money.
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>>20941399
millennials did none of those things though, it was the genx and boomers running society at the time that did all that shit.
millennials were just along for the ride because if you dont accept fate you lose your job
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>>20944577
Cope harder millennial faggot. Boomers are fucking clueless and always have been. GenX didn't give a fuck because there weren't enough of them to have any significant sway one way or the other about anything. That's why they are called the forgotten generation. The alphabet parade disnt really start until the masses of millennials came of age and they picked up that victim complex pity party ball and ran with it. The whole "lose your job" bit only became a thing as the millennials reached middle management age - just enough power to make life miserable for everyone else.
Zoomers are just just spineless retarded faggots that won't even manage to breed enough to replace their numbers in 40 years and thank God for that.
With any luck, Gen alpha can somehow still course correct enough to salvage some simple human dignity.
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>>20942152
Come to the fat people hatebthread over on fit. We have so many questions.
Why?
What did it smell like?
How big?
Could she wipe herself?
How big are you? Just as big, or a legit plapjak?
Horror stories? Shitty attitudes, craziness, mushrooms growing in folds...
I go on that thread a lot, but also love cooking and come here... it's a weird disconnect, cuz I'm always screaming "YOU STUPID FAT FUCK!" when I'm here afterwards
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>>20944596
>With any luck, the replacement generation of niggers, spics, shitskins, and genially mutilated queers can somehow still course correct enough to salvage some simple human dignity.
Ftfy
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>>20944611
Not sure how any of them could manage to course correct since by and large they are most of the problem. They're a lost cause.
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>>20944620
Yeah, I was calling him stupid
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all this talk of how to get an order taken at a bar proves to me how useless wagies are
a robot will do all these tasks better
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>>20941609
Just found a better one to illustrate my point! Oh boy!
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>>20944577
Millennials
>added TQIAA+ to LGB
>invented PC culture
>invented cancel culture
>invented social media addiction
>invented Occupy Wall Street
>invented BLM
>invented polyamory as a sexual identity
>first to majorly reject religion
>first to majorly reject car culture
>inexplicably blame boomers for all the above
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>>20944713
Your pasta is stupid. Hippies were doing free love long before. Civil rights movement was doing blm, pc culture, and cancel culture due to the use of boycott. Hell, those hippocrytes even raged against wall street. Then the punk movement did it again. A lot of that happened in Germany in the 40s, too
At best you got social media, which is just an extension of looking for pussy.
You're a zoomer with no context of the last century who reposts pasta. You, personally, don't get to bitch about anyone else
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>>20944713
Oh, the civil war, too, where they thought black lives mattered so much that they had to he freed from slavery. And the British who did it before America adopted that and made juneteenth
t. I like history and cultures interest me
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>>20944724
>free love
Practiced in their 20s and stopped
>civil rights movement
was about fucking ending segregation and lynching, not reparations every time the cops win a shootout against a black person
>Wall Street
there was never a widespread movement of "FREE GIBS NOW"

Punk movement was being edgy for the sake of being edgy, and then they grew up and moved on. Milennials are still bitching about non-ethical billionaires and boomers while spending $200 on subscriptions and Uber Eats weekly
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>>20944596
>middle management decides fortune 500 corporate policies
most retarded take ever
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>>20941314
Non-drug addict here.
How the fuck are you supposed to order alcohol if not single file? Just run up to the counter and smack it asking for a shot or something?
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I don't mind zoomers taking a long time counting pennies in front of the cashier just to buy an energy drink since can relate when being young and poor. But can any of you fags explain the bad habit of parking the damn scooter right in front of the door where people want to pass instead of the OBVIOUS EMPTY SPACE next to the door? Also second thinking right at the moment of paying and shuffling around for like 90% of the stuff you were intending to buy? It's annoying.
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>>20944830
It's a bar, not a supermarket checkout. You go to the bar and order when it's your turn.
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>>20944830
>Non-drug addict here.
From this pretentious faggotry I know that you're a severely autistic retard. Bartenders generally aren't social retards barely able to function in society, aren't faceblind, and are supposed recall and to serve you in the order you arrive.
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>>20941399
Millennial seething in the replies
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>>20944893
Because the post is wrong. I'm 42 and at least half of it is as old as me.
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I don't get what the problem is. How do they want customers to approach the bar then? As a mass of humans vying for the bartender's attention? This just seems fair and efficient.
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>>20944854
Like in a queue???
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>>20941655
truthnuke from a fellow public house enjoyer

if zoomer customers are queueing at the bar in pubs, it's because zoomer employees are abysmal at multitasking and remembering anything. I went pub hopping a couple weeks ago and every place staffed entirely by zoomers had absurdly slow service. In one spot I had to wait almost 15 minutes to be served a pint at the bar when there was 3 staff on and only 4 other people waiting on orders
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>>20944904
Yes but not like a single file. Are you retarded?
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>>20943260
>the youngest zoomers hit 18 in 2020
I thought I am a zoomer, being born in 2000
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>>20944937
Zoomers are from late 90s.
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>>20944945
I grew up with VHS tapes and I've never lined up at a bar, because I only drink alone
I identify as a 90s kid
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>>20944913
Why NOT in a single file? If There's only 1 bartender. When you go to McDonald's do you cut in front of everyone? Stand NEXT to people instead of in front of or behind? Why are bars treated differently??
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>>20941399
>added TQIAA+ to LGB
>first to majorly reject religion
good
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>>20944955
These threads always reveal how many autistic and socially awkward people frequent this board/site. I'll try to explain to you. A bar is not a supermarket checkout. A bar is a place for socializing.You go up to the bar, you talk to people at the bar, you sit at the bar. If this isn't for you, then you can always line up at the liquor store and take the alcohol with you home to avoid having to talk with people.



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