Do you use your fork properly?
I don't have a fork
i eat with my hands
>>20942340I don't have hands. I eat with my feet.
>>20942340What's the point of eating like this? I understand that it's considered to be the "classy" way to use a fork, but it seems objectively less useful as a utensil when inverted. Convince me that people who invert their forks aren't basically like fedora-fags with fountain pens.
>>20942361
You're eating with a fork and knife.Which utensil goes in your dominant hand?
>>20942340I get made fun of for having a shovel grip instead of a pencil grip
>>20942404worse, they're br*tish or weeabongs. subhuman, at best.
>>20942404Inverted fork is far more useful, especially when eating with a fork and knife. The real fedora tipping shit is intentionally keeping the fork inverted when raising it to your mouth.
>>20942404most likely to stop you from rhythmically shoveling food into your mouth. same as spooning soup away from you before eqting it.
>>20942393i eat my feet
>>20942426both
>>20942432Does a single hour of a single day pass by where you don't finger your butthole thinking about the British and then feel compelled to go on 4chan to seethe because they made you feel dirty again?
>>20942426>You're eating with a fork and knife.>Which utensil goes in your dominant hand?>>20943244>bothI've notice this with Americans, they go through some sort of hand swapping ritual when they are eating with a knife and fork, instead of keeping the utensils in the same hands.
>>20942426Fork.
>>20942340Which one?
>>20942432The term is Anglophile.
