What's your go to piss beer? For me, it's bud ice or hurricanes
As an Ausfag I'd have to say Hahn Superdry or just any japanese lager really. Maybe a Coopers Sparkling if I feel like something with some flavor
>>20953383Miller or Coors Banquet
>OKAY TIERCoors BanquetPBR>DRINKABLE TIERHigh LifeBuschRainierYuengling>UNDRINKABLE SWILL TIERAnything else in this shitty style of "beer">FAGGOT TIERLight anything
>>20953383yella belly baby
>>20953383all i want is santtu
>>20953383'oors 'anquet cannot be bested in terms of sheer drinkability. Not quite ice cold, out of one of the glass stubbies. Only way to do it.
>>20953435Michelob Lager has more flavor and makes you seem more mysterious at the bar.
Hamms or Stag
>>20953403All the manly old time drinkers I know drink coors light all day every day
1. Pacifico2. Tecate3. ModelosHonorable mention any Jap beer. I get them at any restauraunt that has them but never buy any for home for some reason
>>20953383Rolling Rock is extremely palatable >>20953435>>20953403>>20953392Coors Banquet CHADS are ITT
>>20953383Like many anons have said, it's Coors Banquet. My favorite alternatives are probably a malt liquor like Steelies or a cheap import like Asahi Super Dry.
Guys what the hell is the point of light beer. i tried some cuz i figured less calories would be good but it has half the abdv so i have to drink twice as much to dget drunk. so it all equal s out
>>20953796It’s 1% less alcohol than normal. I like drinking it when I’m working outside
>>20953383Modelo but as a michelada
2 golds nd a packet of Underberg that's been my order for at least a decade
We only drink ONE BEER in this house.
>>20953383coors banquet has been my go to the past summer, wish we got yuenglings to try it. Or something from a local brewery.
>>20953383Pic related, if you want to get drunk 211 will never let you down.
>>20953383Out of the beers in your pic, I don't really care as long as I have a twelve pack. They all pretty much taste the same and I'm drinking them to get druk so sippability isn't a huge factor.
>>20953891I love steelies more than you could ever imagine
>>20953383in this world its hard to stay soberi feel the hurricane taking overwhen the worlds hanging hard on your shoulderswe're drinking over and over and over
>>20953383Valmiermuiza Abbey beeror Brengulu
>>20953383Keystone light or Milwaukees best light
>>20953383Miller high life or rolling rock
>>20953383busch lite is by far the best >>20953891>211good as a night cap but pounding them = death sentence
sam adams boston lager
>>20953843I'm not much of a beer drinker but this stuff is head and shoulders above almost everything else I've tried.
>>20954882I'm more of a knees and toes guy.
>>20953631Old timers don't give a fuck about flavor because they were gaslit into believing they should enjoy piss flavored swill
>>20953383budweiser
>>20953620michelob tastes like dirty dishwater and bleached paper
>>20955995that isn't true at all. Everyone knows they don't taste very good. People drink these piss water American lagers because they're only 4-5% alcohol which means you can drink them all day and maintain a steady level of drunkenness without blacking out and acting retarded.
>hurricaneGosh, I haven't had one of those since my punk days.They used to be $5/3 forties back then.
I'm gonna keep posting 'Gansett until you people stop posting these threads every other day.
>>20953383for me its colt 45, cheap and goes down exceptionally well when its ice cold
6 pack of Hamms4 pack of 2116'r of Modelo bottles2 Miler Lite tall boysin that order
>>20953383I don't drink piss beer.
>>20957033I run a bottle shop and some dude this summer loudly proclaimed “this is the beer they’re drinking on the boat in Jaws!” while I had a packed store and four or five people left the huge line to go get themselves a sixer of it from my walk-in cooler kek. I don’t blame them one bit I mean that’s some cool fun trivia but thanks random old dude for helping me sell a bunch of Narraganset.
>>20957634>I don’t drink piss beer.>drinks elysian space dustPick one, fren
>>20957644I am not your frenYou are not frenly
>>20957642
>>20957634only new beer I saw at the family owned grocery this season was Elysian Pumpkin Ale. any good?
>>20957991Pumpkin beer? Good? Depends.Does it come with a buttplug and a jizz floater?
>>20958217It's pretty weird you think of cumming and assholes when talking about pumpkin beer. What happened? Did you fuck up while trying to boof it?
>>20957652The establishment fears this
>>20957033hi, neighbor!
>>20958261What's boofing?
>>20953383High Life or Banquet
>>20958261you drink smirnoff ice, don't you?
>>20958283buttchug
Used to think it was just for the hobos, but it ain't bad.
>>20959729In my area you can't even buy the classic malt liquor brands anymore because stores think it attracts the "wrong element." (They have no problem selling hundreds of airplane bottles though.)
>>20953383American beers are absolute trash.I live in Spain now so Estrella Galicia is my favourite. But back home in Bongland the humble Peroni remains undefeated after 20+ years.
>>20959798I think it's funny, now all the gassed up 2 dollar ghetto beers are IPAs with fancy art on them and all the white kids with boat vibes are drinking White Claw and other malt liquors.
>>20959798This isn't a classic malt liquor like Old English. It's just one of the local macro lagers fermented with a bit of extra sugar to bump the alcohol to 6.2% and sold in plastic 2L's. It's a lot cheaper and it tastes fine. If you poured it from a tap into a sleeve and served it to a snobby beerfag, half of them would wax poetic about the subtle flavors.
i bought kirin ichiban like a true weeb and its surprisingly pretty good
If you can’t buy your beer in a 60 pack it’s not a serious beer rather it’s a novelty
>>20953383Normal Budweiser. Not sure why everyone sleeps on it so much.
>>20953383THERE IS ONLY ONE
>>20960857*picture not related
>>20953383I have been without drinking alcohol for more than 3 months.The next time I take it the dopamine spike will go up.
first time trying this. what do I think of it?
For me, it's Busch Light or Miller High LifeHonorable mentions: PBR, Modelo
>>20958306I was thinking of picking up a beer and haven't tried either of these. Maybe get a case of both to compare.
>>20953891They stopped selling these at my cocksucking grocery stores/gas stations and only sell the flavored ones now. I can only get these in at the liquor store at a whopping 8% ABV.
>>20961309You think that you blue it.
>>20961309It's not piss beer but it looks good. How was it? I'm guessing chocolatey?
>>20963458poured at room temp. it was package 8/01/24 but it had very little head and it dissipated in a few seconds with a perfect pour, making me think it was flat. the second one I poured, this time in a pint glass, was better. not much complexity, contrary from what I'd heard. mostly burnt malt flavor. only somewhat creamy mouthfeel, with a subtle roasted note on the late finish. I suppose you could confuse the the bitterness from the burnt taste as a chocolate characteristic. very very basic overall with absolutely no frills. definitely not worth the craft price.
>>20953796the purpose of light beers isn't to get drunk, so you're doing that wrong. they're for getting and maintaining a buzz but never getting more than barely tipsy.
>>20957991Try a single. Sam Adams and dogfish head have my favorite pumpkin ales desu. Neither are sweet or anything like that
My favorite piss beers were any of the tall cans that have the 2 for 1 deals down here: Natty Daddy, Hurricane, King Cobra. I think those are the best deals for the price. I usually would go for 2 Natty Daddy tall cane. On the lighter side, I liked Rolling Rock, Hamm's, or Miller High Life.
All beer tastes the fucking same to me anything eles I can get a good sense of different tastes beer is though it's more or less the same enjoyment/quality so the logical conclusion is the best beer is whatever is the cheapest.
>>20963586k fag
>>20955995Old timers drink beer with friends to get a buzz and talk shit about their lives, not jerk off over what hop is used or admire the label. I hate most beer outside of pilsners or schwartzbier so IDK if those even hit this realm of garbage to consume, but my go to beer that I can keep drinking is carlsberg.
>>20957033Gansett sucks, their light is better. I think they even did a citra a while ago, it all still sucks. I'd rather drink Genny cream ale.
the best
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>>20953383Hamm’s
>>20953383Usually this piss swil or Coors banquet.
>>20953891How you guys even get into drinking this shit? I've tried them several times when my gas station is out of my usual malt liquor, and I just cannot get over the flavor. I've even tried making a brass monkey with it and the garbage flavor just pierces through the orange juice.
>>20953383Mick Ultra
banquet, high life, or budweiser(but only out of a glass bottle, never cans)havent had a beer in 2 months and hoo buddy do i want 8 tins>>20964459steam pissle is the worst fucking beer, used to work at a place where it was the only thing they would let us have for staff drinks and it was vile(though we could basically have as many as we wanted)
>>20964701Lol yeah that stuff is terrible. Calling it piss swil was really giving it to much credit. Unfortunately most places usually have this and not Coors banquet
>>20964583drink it at room temperature pussy
>>20953383I love Miller Lite
>>20953383Quit buying Bud already
>>20953383I happen to live next door to the local brewery shop. I lucked out on that one.
>>20953383>>20953403I'm literally 130 pounds and I don't understand how people get drunk or anything off light beers, I can drink a whole pack in a few hours and be fine
This shit is $1.59 and it's more than decent for the price.
I've settled on pabst as my favorite cheap beer, it has a light flavor but not light enough to be light beer, and it's not sickly sweet like budweiser, it has a lot in common flavor wise with stuff like Sapporo (Canada), a citrusy mouthfeel only without the distinctive dish soap aftertaste of Sapporo.My other favorite is kirin ichiban (usa) when I can find it, it's like PBR and Sapporo only it's a heavy ass malt bomb and not easy to slam.Your fortune: Excellent Luck
>>20965623your alcohol tolerance is extremely high, i get buzzed off 2 beers on an empty stomach and I'm 200lbs
>>20953383labatt blue 6 pack bottles is between the price of the cheaper 4 tallboys of natural ice, or a 6 pack of peroni/carlesberg
>>20964459This is the worst beer I've had in my life, and I drink Steelies, Icehouse, Olde English, and any other cheap crap you can think of. Steam Whistle tastes like I'm drinking a can of corn, it's fucking rancid.
>>20953383PABSTRAINIERROLLING ROCKCORONAsimple as
>>20957634How's it feel to be a fossilized soyboy from 2010? Cool still or are you annoyed that reddit isn't a secret narwhal epic bacon club anymore?
>>20961309This was my daily 6er for a year or more but all the porters and stouts are too heavy and sludgy for me to just Drink anymore
>>20965879what in the actual fuck is going on in your retarded little brain
>>20965901elysian was considered a reddit hipster beer up untll 2015 when they were bought by AB
RainierCoors BanquetPabst
>>20966070first I've heard of that because I'm not some reddit hipster faggotI'm just a normal American who tries different beers at Spec's
PBR is the real American lager. All the other shit is noise. I buy PBR 3 times a week. 30 pack case.I go through that like clockwork. I dont care baby. Beer is my fuel. I run on beer. 90 PBRs every week. That is no bull. Thats survival thats the nectar of God
>>20968033$240 a month on just beer sounds excessive
>>20965623Drink on an empty stomach. Light beer can get you there if you want it to
>>20968241It would to an adult that fantasies about young adults by posting cartoon girls.
>>20968033You have a problem with alcohol, but if you're functioning with it then I respect it
>>20968241In Canada that would cost you $720. PBR is $2 per can here.
>>20953383>bud ice
>>20965623The standard method of happy hour drinking is you order a light beer and a shot of whiskey. The w is what you get high off of, the lb is just what you hold in your hand in between shots.
St ides 40s since i finally found a place that sells them I buy a case a week 32 bucks and change with tax
>>20953891Has anyone been having a harder time finding 40s of steel? They disappeared here for like the last month or so dunno if its a local distributor issue or what?
>>20953383PABST BLUE RIBBON
>>20968033Based
icehouse
Miller High Life or maybe Coors Banquet Sometimes Miller Lite
>>20968033>drinks 90 beers a weekYou're going to die. Your liver is going to slide straight out of your saggy asshole one day and you'll regret being so cavalier with your health
>>20959729That's what all the negative marketing is for: to make you feel bad about buying the $4 40oz glass jug and get you to buy the $24 4 pack of "craft" beer instead.
>>20958283Drinking game
>>20964992
>>20968033Do you have a job? I'm wondering how tf someone drinks 3 30 racks a week. I'm just not cut out for the druk life.
I still enjoy it even now that i have access to better beer
>>20968033Please get help.
>>20971227Old Milyucky
>>20971227I still have no clue as to why a piss water brewed in Pittsburgh is so ubiquitous in Oregon and nowhere else in the west
Does anyone else get a sore jaw when they drink IPA's? There has to be a science behind this. Real science, not reddit science.
>>20971227Why didn't Old Milwaukee get cancelled like Bud Light for putting a tranny on the can?
>>20971436That's a wisconsin 8, bud. Watch yer mouth
>>20971200its surprisingly less trashy than current bonbi
>busch>pbr>natural ice>rolling rock>yuengling (the local brew)
>>20961330Non-newtonian beer
>>20968033This is the words of a man who takes pisses bigger than the average Twitter leftist's daily food intake
>>20953383going by the choices in that picture, brooklyn lager hands down. but I wouldn't put that beer anywhere near any of the others, not even a comparison.
>>20971429Drinking IPA's makes you gay so you want to suck cock. Sucking cock makes your jaw hurt. This is a scientific fact.
S tierLionsheadIron CityYuenglingA tierYour cities local piss beer when I'm thereDrinkableAnything elseUndrinkableeuropoor piss beers
>>20974351>wrist out of frame>gross nail>gay background>'ling in S tierthis queer drinks soylent
>>20974406It's a picture from google showing off the greatest city in America faggot.
>>20974425>american city>greatdont me laugh t. American
>>20974351>Shittsburgh cretinopinion discarded
>>20953383stella
>>20953383Budweiser, its the King of Beers.
>>20953383Picrel all day err'day.
>>20977672Do you shave ur pussy or just trim?
>>20977672That shit sounds more than piss.
>>20977821LMAO, imagine unironically being this much of an insecure queer. You're this parodied stereotype personified, kek:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7lPtr6dQrnY>>20977827It's Piss Plus™.
>>20977672>>20977827At the stores in the US, Radlers/Shandys seem like they're more than what's considered piss beer. The only piss beers I've seen that's flavored like that here would be the Bud Light Lime. The other stuff is like a level up. I don't know how it is over there in Germany. That stuff looks tasty though. What's the difference exactly between a radler and a shandy?
>>20979221I don't know what the fuck a Shandy is, anon, so I couldn't tell ya. Looking at the Wikipedia description, I'd assume that it's sweeter than a Radler since it's made with lemonade (instead of lemon soda as the former is).As for it being piss beer, isn't that just supposed to indicate its price? Or does it actually have to rival piss in terms of taste, too? What I posted is a discount variant of this beverage that is occasionally even cheaper than the cheapest "normal" beer at Lidl. For its price point it's actually rather nice taste-wise.
>>20979259Shandy is also beer + lemonade
>>20979265the only correct answer
>>20979269Would watering down malt liquor with lemonade be considered a shandy? I used to drink this mix a lot to stretch out tall cans.
>>20979269>alsoReread what I wrote. Yes, that's what Shandy apparently is — but Radler isn't. Our "Limonade" isn't Muttland's "lemonade". You'd call it "lemon soda" if anything, cf. this Burgerina:>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_m9hBOIIuts
>>20953383probably guinness, i dont really drink shitty beers much so guinness is probably the closest thing to itwhen i want to get drunk cheap its any cheap vodka/rum/whiskey, some lime juice and some sugari could buy a massive keg and just fill it with that shit
