The gummy thread. The classic Peach Rings, to begin.Our chewy loving brethren are welcome to.
>>20954707I like apple rings more.
>>20954707I'm a man. The only gummies I eat taste like manure and are filled with THC.
>>20954756>considers himself a man>uses thclol
gummy worms #1
A classic.
>>20954707Idk how long ago it was, maybe 30 years, mum would buy these gummy fruit snaks from the grocery store that were little jet planes.
I love me some gummies so I buy a bunch and put them in a candy jar. Here's my current blend
>>20954987Very nice, good variety.
Bros I completely forgot to buy the post Halloween half price Albanese gummies and now they’re sold out on the 5lb bags ;_;
>>20954707i no longer eat the sour or sugared ones, due to fears for my teeth. for me its super mix
These guys are so good... could eat them forever. The other Pure flavors are good as well, but something about peach they really nailed
Trolli vs Haribo?
Gummi? Or sour gummi?
>>20955250Set a reminder on your phone for valentines, Easter and halloween
>>20954707Most are made with pork, so I avoid them as Allah (SWT) commands.
Sit down. Be humble.
>>20954707
>>20954707I love gummy candy so much but I've grown extremely cautious about my teeth health and gummy candy is like one of if not the worst possible food on your teeth. Especially the sour versions and of course those are my favorites.
>>20955555extremely pleasant numeralswhat's your numer one gummy candy?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hd1AKoPY1DQ lol
for me, it's hi-chew
>>20955429Tried a bag a few weeks ago. Pretty flavorful, but I’d rather have Twin Snakes
luv' green frogsluv' peach ringsluv' cola bottlessimple as'
I wish there were meat flavored gummies. basically the bone broth meme but in more solid form. you could have different flavors like beef and chicken and shape them like the animal they're made out of. why doesn't this exist?
>>20956257Just get high bloom gelatine, corn syrup, sugar and do a base of 1/2 water 1/2 bone broth. Honestly I want to try this now
>>20954707For me it's Allen's Pineapples.
>>20956451I don't want them to be sweet
I don't know what they're called, but around Halloween one of the local bodegas gets these weird Mexican gummy turtles filled with red or blue gel. They're fucking amazing.
These
step aside plebs this is the goat
>>20956615Not going to argue that. Also partial to just the plain haribo bears and the colas. Honorable mention to gummy sharks.
>>20957436Shark supremacy. Always get a bag whenever I go to the dollar store.
>>20956615These and the Skittles “crazy sours” they sell overseas (burger so I have to import them) with the mandarin orange, black currant/formerly plum, raspberry, pineapple are the absolute best sour candies period for the mere fact that they’re not coated in that sugar/citric acid mixture that turns into sandpaper on your tongue after a couple bites. I buy a couple cases of those skittles two or three times a year and hide half of the individual bags in random drawers and elsewhere in my house while intoxicated so I can have a pleasant surprise every now and then while looking for some tool for a project or article of clothing because otherwise I would scarf them all down within a week or two because they’re so good.
>>20954987how the fuck did you get so good at sourcing and blending the best?
These are like crack to me.
>>20954707niggymelon slices for me
This seems like the right thread to ask. For an anon who enjoys trying candy from different countries, what are the best sweets from around the world? Obviously, gummies are top-tier, but candy bars, taffy, Turkish delight, rock candy and other such things are nice as well. Australia's Cherry Ripe is really good and so is Scottland's Edinburgh Rock. Japan has all those cool Kit-Kat flavors. Technically baklava would count, but it's not really something that can be ordered easily on Amazon. Actually, it might be, but its not candy. What are the best candies in your country? What was your favorite when you were a kid and what would you recommend to a fren who wants to try the best from your land?
>>20958969God I wish I was her toilet paper
>>20957448I found these and they are somehow better than gummie sharks. No clue how but they are.
>>20954707anybody figure out how to make gummies at home that don't suck? every recipe i've tried just makes rubber
>>20954707>The gummy thread.My top is probably just my memory of lakrids during my time in Iceland. The most outrageously refreshing was the licorice dipped vanilla ice cream popsicle. It was like chocolate and licorice both. TDFAt home, I go between the wine gums, black licorice allsorts, and the lifesaver's gummis especially the exotics tropical fusions. I also buy pictured quite often, from lychee yuzu and mango to melon...the Japanese know how to capture real fruit.
>>20954987Those gummy cubes look familiar, what‘s their name?
>>20954756Yet you sound so childish
>>20954786Bears>worms
Anyone ever try those haribo sugar free gummies that gave you the scoots?
>>20954707Seeing these and imagining their taste always gets me hard because of my first kiss.We'd both drunk beer so she took a bite from one of these and we swapped it around in our mouths while making out.
>>20959299That’s kind of gross but strangely wholesome.
SupCAPTCHA: 420HJ
>>20957687Can you tell us more about what the Great Depression was like?
>>20955250You mean to tell us that you've saved your money AND health? Shit!
Gummy candy is for people who are inclined to smoking. Literally designed to appeal to the worst impulses of idiots.
For me it’s Sunkist Fruit Gummies.
I wanna make gummy gumbo.
>>20959343I kneel
>>20959299>>20959300I dated a girl when I was just out of high school who’d had her jaw wired shut for a while and when she got her wires out her jaw was still extremely weak and sore so at her request I would chew up things like sweet tarts, licorice, and gummy candies for her and feed them to her like a bird, it developed into a life-long fetish for both of us. I caught back up with her many years later and she brought it up saying she still thinks about it and it turns her on kek
>>20954707I like to eat these gummy frogs and bite their heads off first, makes it feel extra special
>>20960433I love these. I always eat 2 at a time, one on each side with the white side down. Then the next 2 I eat, I eat the green side down
>>20960508This really is a home to retards
>>20960534I meant to include this prick as well >>20960433Fucking babies
>>20960288Did you end up with really strong jaw muscles? Also you may be the only person that gets aroused by beef jerky.
Black Forest got bought out by Ferrera. They recently changed their recipe, where the gummy bears are very soft and sticky. Some gummies have a jelly inside of a normal gummy. These are like a homogenized mix of the gummy and the jelly together for an inbetween soft and "juicy" bear.They are pretty fucking good.
No Gummi de Milo? Disappointing.
>>20959343what are these? this is strangely familiar but also unknown
>>20960540It’s not like I was chewing all that shit up in bulk by the pound, it was just like bite for you then bite for me. I mean does your jaw get ultra strong from a fairly normal amount of sweet tarts and gummies? Also who the hell mentioned jerky, I don’t think we ever went the meat route with it
>>20960747Nerds ropes dawg, a staple
>>20960534>>20960536I’m going to maul some gummybears and think of you guys
>>20960764When did nerds get into the gummy game? It’s a good combo that looks like a production line fuckup.
>>20960939Been at least a decade and a half dawg if not longer, they even make bite sized nerds coated gummy clusters now too. What rock (read:third world country) have you been living under all this time to be aware of nerds and not know this?
Found these recently. Anyone tried?
>>20960944I’m old as fuck and they just showed up in an office candy bowl one day.
>>20960939I used to buy Nerds Ropes at the local video rental store ~2008. Right after high school, me and my best friend spent a whole year straight just getting high and watching movies. Netflix mail order DVDs, and 2 for $1 VHS rentals of bad 80s and 90s tapes.
>>20955426Holy I forgot about those. I hate fucking haribo not those are good tier. But I don't think I've seen them in burgerland
>>20958981Are these the salt licorice ones? I had these when I was stationed in Germany, shit was amazing.
>>20957687these are the best. sometimes i put them in a vanilla shake when i get one for a creamsicle effect
>>20960939>It’s a good combo that looks like a production line fuckup.Its madness at the Wonka Factory.
These motherfuckers are perfection.
>>20961694TAFFY ISN'T A FUCKING GUMMY YOU BUFFOON
>>20961736>Our chewy loving brethren are welcome to.I await your apology.
>>20955426Fucking slut showing his thighs.
>>20958950I highly recommend Belarusian dark chocolate called Spartak 90%.As for other sweets popular in former USSR countries: zephir, "bird milk" souffle, halva, chocolate waffles. Our gummies are pretty good too, the lemon and orange slices being the most popular.
A year ago my mom was taking some of our kid relatives to a candy store and she asked me if wanted anything. Without thinking I said Peach O-Rings and she looked at me with a puzzled expression and asked "what did you say"? I turned bright red and weakly said "p-peach rings' but she knew what I said and I knew she knew but we both pretended I never said it. She's convinced I'm gay now and doesn't look at me or treat me the same anymore ans she's been slyly hinting about setting me up with her friends flaming power bottom twink son. :(
>>20954823thunder jets
>>20962011When I hear O-Rings I think of the rubber O-Rings that messed up and caused the challenger disaster
>>20954707What happens if you put them in a food dehydrator? Do they turn to hard candy?
>Used to love going to Candyopolis>Mix and match every fucking gummy ever for like 6 bucks a pound>Covid happens>They all go out of businessI am still mad.
>>20962016I'm pretty sure a woman caused the Challenger disaster, not a gay guys asshole
>>20960567>Black Forest got bought out by Ferrera.I went down a rabbit hole looking at confectionery acquisitions. Its really hard to keep up
>Peach rings>made using apple juiceHuh?
>>20962026I’ve had some old dried out ones that were like hard rubber (thanks 7-11), but with all the moisture removed I don’t know if they get brittle
>>20962041>went down a rabbit hole looking at confectionery acquisitionsWhy?
>>20955426Haven't seen these in years, last time I had them was in Europe.
>>20962067as it turns out, fruits are like 90% the same
anyone else notice Halloween candy didn't go on sale this year?
>>20964338I did, they immediately removed it.
>>20964338I work at Walmart and you are correct. We just packed it up and sent it to some wholesaler who I assume paid us more than if we put them on sale.
>>20964343>I assumeDumbass.
>>20964365I say assume because my job was to package them and that's it
>>20964366>"No I'm not an idiot, I just don't observe anything beyond my own hands"Yeah I understood that.
>>20964432I have no idea where the boxes go to after I pack them schizo
>>20964434>where the boxes goThis has to be a bit, like Sideshow Bob stepping on fifty takes.I just wish I had candy to post. Could you imagine if pizza were able to be packaged like candy. Vacuum-sealed in microwaveable plastic, heat it at home or cold from your treat bag. This not existing is how you know capitalism doesn't work.
>>20964441Are you ok?
>>20962041Ferrara owns everything, its all made in mexico. Saved you 20 minutes
>>20964338Its been like this for years now, probably a few years before Covid.Stores know exactly how much will sell, and only bring in the bare minimum. Almost nothing is left over for sales, and its not a fire sale like it would have been 10 years ago.
>>20957469They make them without the acid? Sick, thanks for the rec
>>20965890>its not a fire sale like it would have been 10 years ago.Man I remember about that time walking into a Target the day after Halloween and there was a wall full of big chocolate variety bags at 75% off
>ITT: a bunch of anons saying that gummy/sour gummy candies are cancer for your teeth, namely the coatingCan someone explain to me why/how? I mean, I know sugar is bad, but what makes sour gummies in particular the absolute fucking worst thing I can do for my teeth?Cuz like, fuck. I keep a 1.7lb bag of picrel on my table and pretty much the only time I actually eat them is when I wake up in the middle of the night to take a leak or something and then go right back to bed.I take medication to sleep and it makes me hungry. I kinda figured so long as it isn't like, stuck in my teeth and I'm still brushing twice daily + flossing I would be fine.Now I'm worried... Through a strange turn of events I ended up with no joke 20 family sized bags of them and this has been going on for the last three years.I have nice teeth and would like to keep them that way.How fucked am I?
>>20954987You're amazing bro. Sorry for glazing so hard, but I want to live with you. In a straight way
>>20957469>>20965985Alright so the other day I was thinking about my brother and how the only candy he ever liked was sour skittles.Didn't really like anything else, but would eat those until his tongue bled. I liked them, too.>go to store>buy overpriced skittles at checkout>only place to find the sour kind>get home>think of brother>think of fond memories eating those things>think about my self destructive and impulsive tendencies and how composed my brother appears when compared to me>think about how rare it is that he actually liked something enough to eat it so much that his tongue bled>open package>see familiar, sandy coating>stoke meter is full>eat one>overwhelmed with disappointment>coating is just not the same>mostly sugar>not sour, doesn't have the citric tang is used to, and despite deliberately trying to hurt my tongue by eating them I couldn't fucking do it>don't get to ruminate over my lack of self control while enjoying the one thing my brother ever ceded toWhat the fuck, man? This sucks.I think too many idiots complained and they changed the coating. We are probably remembering the same thing, they're safe for you to go eat now.It's a major bummer, they used to be so mother fucking good. ... I just wanted to reaffirm that my brother was human.
>>20961425germany, northern europe and the netherlands haev a lot of these salty licorice. you're welcoem to try emt. dane
>>20964446His brain got gummy
>>20964365>>20964432>>20964441trying way to hard it's cringe sista
>>20966026Sugar is bad for your teeth because it feeds bacteria that excrete acid.Sour gummies are coated in sugar and citric acid.It's the acid.
Anyone else a fan of these fried eggs?
>>20966369oh snap is this why toothpaste has baking soda in it b0ssthat checks out.
>>20966378Yes. This is why you should never eat fruit.
>>20966042If you want that tongue feeling sour patch kids used to do that for me (would get a box at the movies), and warheads problem would too if you want hard candy
>>20966026It's not great, but citric acid is a very mild acid. In my experience the carbonic acid from carbonated drinks is far more damaging to the teeth.
>>20959343>>20960747>>20960764I went and ordered these after this exchange. I'm not american, so was wondering if it was entirely uniqueThey're not really. If you've ever eaten pic related, pretty similarI will say I bought a box and it only cost 3€ and it's a big box of beads I can't eat all this...
>>20954707For me it's Gummi Colon-Blow
>>20958950Netherlands has Haagse Hopjes, basically coffee-flavoured candy like Werther's Original, which is also one of the best German candies.
To be quite honest with you, I think these threads should result in ban on sight. Fuck you and your fake garbage ass sugar food. Not real food. Not even dogs want to eat this shit
>>20967560>>>/lentils/
>>20967560Kill yourself fatty.
all you'd ever need
>>20968347Whatta faggot
>>20954812EXTREMELY BASED0
>>20957687Based. I used to eat these all the time
>>20967560>T. soccer mom
>>20958950>TFW you ask for burgers and get trolli
>>20959839I don't eat gummies
>>20962011I don't understand plz explain
>>20954756You do realize there are THC gummies that don't suck, right?
>>20967560>boo hoo others can have candy and not get fat>wah wah I have no self-controlAll I heard desu
>>20954781Imagine not being able to handle drugs in gummys lol fucking pussy
>>20960946Pretty decent
Hard candy but still really good. I love trying new stuff like this.
These are addictive af
>>20970615That is a fuck ton of corn starch
personally, albanese sour gummi bearsthis was THE shit when i was little
>>20970260the o-ring mentioned is the asshole, anon
>>20964441shelf stable pizza does exist. You didn't know because the free market decided that it fucking sucks (it does)
>>20959260arent they warheads sour chewy cubes?
>>20959200Late but what gelatin are you using? Knox isn't a high enough bloom
>>20970922>it doesI'll be the judge of that!Goddamn I wish I could buy that
>>20970952
>>20970266betty's eddies are pretty good but mild and pricey. Its for geriatric OG hippies.
>>20960433dis nigga eatin pepes
>>20966417They fucked up the sour/gummie ratio some years back and they're nowhere near as good as they used to be, it's unfortunate. They used to be my absolute favorite shit ever when I would get a box at the movies, much like yourself. Now they're bigger and less sour.I'm actually this post, too >>20966026 and the way that I ended up with 20 family sized bags of sour patch kids is because family members keep giving them to me as gifts (remembering how much I loved them as a kid) and I don't have the heart to tell them that they're mediocre now ;-;God, they used to be so fucking good. Is nothing sacred?
Alright, I am this anon>>20966042 and this thread has given me some inspiration. I think I might try to make my own gummies, just for fun. Recipes seem pretty simple, and I've got a sous vide if I really need one. I don't like making candy because I fucked up caramel one time when I was a kid and never tried again. It's time to get back on the horse.I have friends that set up at craft shows on the weekends and we have lax cottage goods laws where I live, so if it goes well I can actually sell them just by piggybacking a shelf onto a friend's market setup. I would just have to package them and list the ingredients. If you anons have any flavor recommendations, recipes, or mold recommendations, they would be much appreciated. >inb4 a million bachelorette party molds I just need a really solid base recipe to tinker around with and then I can go full blown turbo autismo sour savant with them.Recommendations for that factor would be appreciated as well.I am stoked to learn.From an unrelated project I have a bunch of picrel around for while I'm goofing off and tinkering with stuff.I might make an individual thread after I experiment a bit this weekend. ... I might also look into making some savory ones like >>20956257 for my dogs as long as they don't need an insane amount of sugar (which, admittedly seems like it might be integral as far as the fundamentals of gummies go).Hippie fucks at the craft market would love that.anyways, open to suggestions my dudes.
>>20961996>>20967468Will check all those out, thanks
>>20970952I went to my local supermarket and they literally had the same exact brand in the outdoor/camping section.
