You want a frozen pizza brand? This is the one.
>>20961893Wrong.
>too poor to splurge on california pizza kitchenYou hate to see it
>>20961898actual dry garbage nice try though.>>20961901terrible.
>>20961893>>20961893I used to eat ellios as a kid. I didn't like it but is okay. Bought it as adult and it's terrible and not worth eating Ellios is like school lunchroom pizza I've explored far and wide for years trying every freezer meal pizza. This is the only good one. They're like $11 though. Actually Amy's pizza is pretty good too
>>20961898rising crusts are bready garbage. thin crusts are much better but bad value per $
>>20961893I sometimes buy these as an emergency snack. The only reason i like them is from nostalgia, though, and couldn't recommend them to anyone who didn't grow up with that as a staple.
Fun fact yallEllios used to be called Elliot's because the founder was named Elliot. When the family sold the brand in the 80's one of their stipulations was the name had to be changed because the Elliot family wanted a clean break and to have no association with the company. So of course the company that bought it just changed the name to Ellios so as not to damage brand recognition. The Elliot family was furious but couldn't do anything.
>>20961919>>20961923You're both idiots. Digiorno is the best no matter what kind of pizza you want.
>>20961921they're all expired. you expect me to buy expired pizza?
>>20961971digiorno is trash
>>20962037No it's not you are just too used to eating like shit. Non-retards with good tastebuds agree Digiorno is better than everything else.
>>20962061I haven't had Dajorno's since the 90s when they had the "its not delivery, its Dajorno's" ad campaign. How does current year Dajorno's compare to 90s Dajorno's? I rmemeber it being much better than other frozen 'za like Timbstones
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>>20962080>How does current year Dajorno's compare to 90s Dajorno's? I wouldn't know. I was born in 2006.
>>20962175>you must be 18 to pfuckfuck you
>>20961898BASED THIS IS #1 answer
>>20962175based zoomer digiorno loverI too am a zoomer and digiorno brings a sense of nostalgia.
>>20961898If you like Digiorno give that Walmart pizza >>20962146 a try. It's a direct imitation and they did a pretty good job while keeping the price a few dollars lower. The stuff crust ones have added seasoning that's quite good.
>>20962502if i am ever in a walmart i will give it a goi actually like digiornos for their bready yeasty taste, their sweet tasting sauce that turns meaty tasting with the 3meatthe stuffed crust is good but I only had it in personal size
>>20961893You're all wrong.
>>20962525redpill mewhy is this one better than the rest
>>20962537Better ingredients, better proportions, better tasting, similarly priced. Just better.
>>20962537And comes with pepper flakes and Italian seasoning packets
>>20962525>wrong correct, you are
>>20962657Im sold
>>20961898>>20961921>>20962110>>20962146>>20962525>sneed oil pizzas
tony mogs on all of them
i prefer this brand. it has really good crust and nice ass sauce. i just wish it had more flavor packs (I usually just buy the peperoni or meatlovers and add my own ingredients ie. jalepenos, onions) if you havnt tried this brand, give it a try! def my fav
i don't trust anyone who prefers square slices
>>20961893Haven't had those in years but I enjoyed them. It was very close to the school pizza I grew up eating. Just checked and they don't sell it where I live now, kind of a shame.
We used to have a company, Schwans, that would drive freezer trucks around to sell frozen foods, like a proto-DoorDash or Instacart, and they would sell these personal pan pizzas that were crack cocaine in pizza form.
>>20962657wher do they sell em>>20962735post non sneed oil pizza then >>20962800chesp but alright>>20962853its not bad but the dough taste like cracker
every response ITT is wrongdoesn't even have to be supreme. all of their pizzas are good. costco even sells double pepperoni. although they used to stock a three meat one that was better.
>>20963976They are not bad but just too greasy>>20964190redpill anon why this one?
>>20962866me neither square is weird and gives a cheap impression
>>20963137I'll be frank I don't get the ellios hype. I tried it since my sister likes it. The cheese tasted plasticky, the sauce tasted fake, the bread had no flavor. Maybe if I grew up with it I would like it.
>>20962175>I was born in 2006.FFS
>>20965700hey, maybe he's one of the based zoomies who love Trump and America, and reject faggot reddit leftism.
I like Red Baron special deluxe
>>20965707>>20965700I am proud to say that my first time voting was for Trump :)
>>20962502I will this week, thanks anon. Will get the one in the pic if it's in stock.
>>20965718ngl red baron is my #2 favorite behind digiornosgood value for the price
>>20965880come back to this thread and do a review on it anon
>>20965707I am the second zoomie who loves Digiorno and voted for trump. I actually support LGBT rights though.
>>20967288>I actually support LGBT rights though.I think most people do in terms of believing all Americans should have the same rights and freedoms. The part people object to is being told you're a bigot and horrible person if you think men in dresses are mentally ill homosexuals and not true and honest women.
Not even a debate
>>20967514>f you think men in dresses are mentally ill homosexuals and not true and honest women.to be frank I don't think that. I just let people do their thing and live their best life.
>>20967615So men in dresses are actually women? I had a great laugh when Caitlyn Jenner proved she was better at being a woman than women by being on a Vogue magazine cover as their 2015 Woman of the Year. She had a been a woman for less than a year at that point.
>>20967677dude i don't want to get in the specifics, cause frankly idc that much.this is a cooking board about frozen pizzas btw
>>20967681There was a very active poster here earlier in the year who namefagged as Pizzachan. She was a trans women who reviewed a different frozen pizza everyday for a few months and then mysteriously disappeared. I hope she's alright. This is a trans woman and frozen pizza board, chuddie.
>>20967755go outside nerd
>>20967763Lurk moar, stlaker child.
>>20967755I know pizzachan she is a cutie and I would makeout with her
>>20967531redpill me on why? The guy behind it sounds pretentious. how could he say chuck e cheese pizza is shit?
>>20967755yeah go outside you nerd and touch grass
>>20967755>She was a trans women>>20967755>I hope she's alright>>20968237>she is a cutie and I would makeout with herYour not helping them with their disorder
>>20968978why are you bullying her? go back to pol chuddy
>>20961901>anything involving caliwaliSneed
>>20967755>sheHopefully he hanged himself
>>20969252*him
>>20961901is it that good? describe taste
>>20963976Yes sir
>>20970310hey let me kiss you
>>20961893Frozen pizza tastes vary so drastically I don't really care about anyone's opinion on them. Some people hate Totino's, some love them.
>>20971250>I'm going to sit on the fence and respond in the most asinine way.Well done Tina
>>20971258My point was this thread is asinine because people's tastes are so wildly different when it comes to frozen pizza.
>>20971277Very insightful brodo baggins. I'll call you next time I want a non opinion, wishy washy style
Microwaved only. Final destination.
You will never have this much frozen za to choose fromhttps://youtu.be/_kV6hJlP5yQ?si=IRHQ01tGa2OicR4m
>>20971250Totinos suck so much theyre sauce taste like babyfood
>>20963976winner
>>20971634It’s alright but greasy as hell. Why do you like it?
>>20971307that looks good but microwaved? no
>>20961893i love pidser
>>20974431Hi op
>>20974434hi
>>20974470Great bump, interesting post
>>20974478are you flirting with me
>>20974541I don't know, is your jap's eye leaking?
>>20974545*aggressively kisses you*
>>20965880Update us anon
>>20974545hey you didn't respond to this >>20974558
>>20962502Sam's club has the Digiorno rising crust in a 3 pack pretty cheap.
>>20968492It is shit. Most people who say it is good haven't tasted it since the late 90's / early 2000's.
>>20974859Sorry. I was repelled... I got, what we call over here, walnut scrotum or malteser balls
>>20975078That sounds painful. When are you going to start your transition to becoming a cute anime girl?
>>20974579Oh yeah my bad lol. It was a good pizza and the quality was comparable to Digiorno. I couldn't find the supreme, so I got regular pepperoni instead. The cheese and crust were really good compared to most frozen pizzas. It's a top quality pizza.Since it's a whole dollar less than the Digiorno, It's very worth it and it's my new frozen pizza choice.Thanks to the anon that recommended it :)
>>20975082No it's fine, it 'made my balls shrink' they're back to normal now. All dingly dangly. No harm, no foul
>>20975096*injects you with estrogen*>>20975095>>20966280I'm this anoni think you are pretty cute too.
>>20975110Wow It's that good to still rewatch 18 years later?
>>20963221They still exist, they're just called Yelloh now
>>20975133>They still existLOL nope
>>20975127*sniffs you*
For me, it's Tombstone pizza
>>20975179I can't get over the taste of the sauce. it tastes too plasticy
>>20975198Take the wrapper off before cooking it dum dum.
>>20975204>Take the wrapper off before cooking it dum dum.your smugness makes me want to have intimacy with you cutie
>>20975078local delicacy?How did they taste?
around 2010 we started getting this new frozen pizza brand we never had before and everything about it fucking slappedthen we stopped getting it and I completely forgot what brand it was and it's fucking bugging my brain since covidall I know is that it didn't come with a box and I think it was a set and came with 2 pizzas? 3? 4?the taste was so unique especially the bread but it's been so long that I can't describe itthe lost media of frozen pizza
>>20976273What country are you in? And could you try drawing a rough pic of what the logo or pizza looked like in MS Paint?
>>20962537it's over 2 lbs
>>20976333US and no I cannot for the life of me remember any distinct features on the plastic packaging, color scheme I pretty didn't have any vibrant colors, just mainly black? I'm not suremy only bet is to try whatever non boxed frozen pizza and wait to see if I can taste the nostalgia
>>20976575It probably was something made locally in the store or some nearby local factory.
>no toppings
>>20976590sometimes you want something plain
>>20976602It's a waste of calories lmao.Why would you eat a pizza with just cheese? I don't understand that kind of mindset.
>>20976604Because sometimes you crave plain cheese pizzai literally bought a plain cheese pizza the other day
>>20976618I just finished eating the digiorno stuffed crust 5 cheese pizza. I'll be frank as someone that usually gets the 3meat or pepperoni. It didn't hit as well as I thought it would. i'll probably stick to meat, you were right /cook/bro
>>20976984If it didn't hit as well as you thought, you should probably get it some training, maybe sparring
>>20976998>If it didn't hit as well as you thought, you should probably get it some training, maybe sparringyou silly little /cook/poster
>>20965707trump is so based he let me vote for him 3 times
>>20976273Its Mystic Pizza. Only available in New England area. Its the best frozen pizza. Like Red Barons, but better quality.
>ctrl+f>no "home run inn"such ignorance
>>20977889I tried it but it fell flat to be honest. Nothing stood out from it.
Can some of you fellow Americans explain a thing about pizza delivery?Watching US tv every time someone ordered a pizza it amounted to at least 12 bucks per one pizza ,around 2002-2007. Considering that was so long ago, it always surprised me how much it cost, since its a typical fast food item, you would expect it wouldnt cost so much, right? So was it like, 30 percent of those 12 bucks just for delivery? and they always seemed normal sized
>>20978799Back in the eary 2000s I would say the average pie at a local store was $15. delivery driver usually got a $20 so the rest was tip. I have not ordered delivery since but I assume its $25 total now
>>20978799Pie was around 16” in diameter I’d say
>>20978817>>20978821interesting. still, it always seemed that the pizza was not comically large, the delivery guy could easily handle them (i.e. it wasnt xxxl supersize). so it was just that much money, huh? seems awfully lot for such a typical dish, even at that time, like 2003
>>20978838I would agree but I was a kid and I just liked pizza. As an adult I would never pay those prices, plus that local stores quality went down the dumpI rather have cheap frozen pizza over that. I can make a pretty good pizza myself too.
>>20978841what about going to a pizza place in person? i try not to eat them too much since its mostly carbs but theres a place where they have an unbelievably chewy and fluffy napoletana that i go to every two months. im glad that you can make a nice pie yourself; do you have a special oven or something or just put it in a normal oven in your kitchen?
>>20978864To be frank I have’t stepped in that shop since. But from seeing other menus its about $19 for a 16” pie.Nothing special but I’ve just preheat my oven to 550F and it gives a good crust like new york style.
>>20978817I'm in a suburb of NYC and a 18" pie is $20. But the place i usually go to has 2 large 18" pies for $26 on tuesdays, or as i call it, pizza day.
>>20978901want to meet up and make out with each other?
>>20978901hey i messaged you and you didn't reply >>20978923
>>20967531I expected better desu
>>20980091I'm not that anon but can I be your lesbian gf?
>>20980091hey you baka
My brand goodYour brand bad
Roncadini mushroom and truffle frozen pizza
>>20981060I won't lie mushroom pizza was one of the OGs I used to get.
>>20961898bros this thread has too much history. I can confirm digiornos only good when it has meat.
>>20983311Scatch that. The mushroom and spinach was god tier when they still had it. I miss the times /cookie/bros
>>20961893>I was desperate and brought one, made one on an empty one stomach, and it was a bit undercooked since I put the oven too high. The next day I had a hot acid burning diarrhea.Never fucking again.
>>20984491that sounds painful cookbro.What pidser do you usually go for now?
>>20962080Trash. Like they shrunk it big time.
>>20961930what happens if you dont have this emergency snack?
Best one I had is this>>20961898Oh Cadence...
>>20976393I knew there would be some smart ass comment, and i commend you for it.
>>20965718Best by far. Digornio isn't horrible though
>>20965707>>20967288lol what a segway
>>20985457>creamy onion saucer u an onion guy
>>20985705Yeah I love onions and onion flavored shit
