Bacon cheeseburgersChiliChili dogsChili friesBacon cheese friesCheesesteaksItalian SubsBLTsEggs and baconSausage Egg n CheeseMeatballsRibsFried chickenBuffalo chickenBeer battered shrimpsAll meaty pizza
>>20966126Clubhouse sandwiches
am I effeminate for enjoying a vegetable every now and then
>>20966135yes and also a giant homo
>>20966135lmao faggotif you live above 55 you are not a man
>>20966135i'm effeminate and like vegetables
>>20966136I’m entirely aware that this is a bait thread but still it’s pretty cringe how eating meat is a point of masculine pride to so many men. I could kinda understand it if was your own kill you butchered and cooked up yourself. but chances are very high you’ve never done that, aside from a fish you caught or maybe some chickens you farm. which again is really not impressive
>>20966126grindahs
>>20966140big men need meat. weak little manlings who cares what they eat
>>20966145>yeah I’m a big guy>5’8, 275 lbs
>>20966147argumentative woman detected. tits or gtfo
>>20966135anon i once ate vegetables and less than 24 hours later i was balls deep in a vietnamese twinkit is too late for me but you can still save yourself
Simple fries and gravy.
>>20966126Hot sauce
>>20966177bosh
>>20966159>i was balls deep in a vietnamese twinkthat's very masculine anon
>>20966137Well I'd rather live than fulfill some arbitrary standard made up by some insecure cock gobblers, so I'm going to eat vegetables.
>>20967754fag
>man food is:meat:and meat:and more meat:and additional cheese
Thick slice of prime rib. Man sized serving
>hmm why do i have prostate cancer and literally no stamina
>>20967897I am a gay man but as a man of some stripe this is my favorite food
>>20967908tits or gtfo
>>20967912Yep, prime rib is for all men. Young, old, gay, straight, Americans, foreigners, etc….
>>20967919no women on internet, sorry
>>20967765Fags are people who care about what other people think of them. You've already given up your manhood if you don't have the conviction to do as you please in spite of what insecure faggots think.
Veal parmigiana on the bone
>>20968020Based. As a man, I eat what I like. I make sure I get enough of each food group to stay healthy. That includes the tears of seething anons mad that I won't eat their fast food slop
>>20966147For you.
>>20966142basedpicrel the grindah I just made
>>20968977no one cares what you do. you're still stuck living subjectively.
For me the b int the blt is manly. Not so much the l and t. But if you put a lot of b it’s manly
Steak and eggs
For me, it's a tomahawk ribeye. I eat it off the bone like a savage and gradually begin adding Da Bomb (that's 1,500,000 Scoville Heat Units (SHU) btw) until my gums and lips are burning. Then I use Dude Wipes to wipe down and refresh. They have a pleasant masculine scent while also providing the necessary moisturizing elements to prevent skin irritation (which is not manly). After a meal like that, it's not long before I gotta shower because I am sure to need a big manly shit, spraying diarrhea at 10 PSI into my bowl, covering my manly hairy ass with its high velocity splatter. Luckily the dude wipes come in handy once more. Once in the shower, I crack open my shower beer, a very acidic sour ale (IPAs are for women), and lather off with Badass brand leather and whisky-scented soap to maintain my XY chromosome-coded aroma.
>>20966126>real men eat junk and no vegetables!
>>20966126MEAT
Real men don't eat vegetables except patatoes and pikkles.
>>20966126I've always thought that bacon was overkill on a burger. Also, chili dogs always seem like such a good idea, but when I make them they're never as good as I expected and then I feel sick. chili fries are lovely, though, especially if you go all out and make yourself a plate of Irish Nachos.
My father used to say that anything penis shaped is real mans food
>>20969402looks like the one made weeks ago
how do I become a real man?I just dont have the girth required
>>20969898yup, steak and eggs is the quintessential manly man's dish
>>20968026woah that's crazy
>>20966126Full English breakfast.
>>20968026>>20971969>woah that's crazyIt’s crazy delicious
>>20966126I just got out of the gym and made this and ate the entire plate. >2 homemade English muffins, fried>One half chicken, jerked, smoked>3 slices bacon, fried>6 poached eggs>3/4lb of button mushrooms>3/4lb beans >Hollandaise I am going to e x p l o d e
Juan Valdez does manual labor since the crack of dawn, then hits the taqueria after work for a 12 pack and a fat ass burito
>>20972073>masturbated a chickenModern cuisine was a mistake
>>20966126what the fuck is man food? also some of these process food contains soy which has estrogen on it.
>>20972073T+9 hoursI slept after I ate. I've been awake for about an hour now and the farts have been insane. I'm going to go have a smoke and a coffee. If I don't come back.... Tell your wife I love her.
>>20972662i bought some of that duke cannon beard wash once since it was on clearance it was pretty nice, didn't have an overwhelming smell that lingered all day and it didn't dry out my beard and facei'd buy it again if it were that cheap all the timei do agree that guys that consoom that manly marketed stuff are retarded though
>>20967908because you don't eat meat.
>>20972073Bump. I've shat, I'm back, and shortly I'll post a brisket
>>20968026>>20972018My niggas
>>20966126>>20966136>>20966137>>20966138Enjoying your Bacon, Lettuce, and Tomato you absolute fucking vegan faggot?
>>20968026>>20972018>>20976031On the bone!
>>20972150lol manlets will never be real men, pablo
>>20966126you forgot to add pussy.
>>20966126bbq platter
>>20966126Real man's food is practical and stoic. Cheeseburgers and bacon are gay.Men eat barley.
>>20978592Let me guess, you're a diesel dyke
boiled egg
