What 'tone are you gettin' tis season?
>>20971697Is that cheese?
>>20971697A Minor
what is that
>>20971806Faggots get the rope
>>20971697I don't eat garbage.
>>20971809you don't know about 'tone? are you jewish?
>>20971697I saw some at the supermarket but they were too expensive, also how do you eat it? if I remember correctly they are super dry
>>20971697You know im gettin' 'tone.
>>20971697>>20971885Looks pretty shit.
>>20971697i need to pick up a panetone. i started getting them a few years ago because of this board and its become a nice tradition. maybe its sacrelige but i like them with custard
I can’t stand Americans who never even saw the real thing calling panettone dry, it makes me beyond mad.This shit has entire sticks of butter inside, it’s made with sourdough which is older than all of us and it’s full of yolks which add even more fat solubles inside and if you get the ones with fruit inside you need to account the moisture of that too.Also, again, if you’re in the USA you can buy good panettone too. You just need to read our suggestions here posted every single year.https://www.thisisfromroy.com/The one above is the best you can have ultra fresh, made in usa.
https://usa.olivieri1882.com/
>>20972057Ok kike
This is the best one you can buy on Amazon in the USA, made in Italy.https://www.amazon.com/Fiasconaro-Panettone-Traditional-Italian-Christmas/dp/B000YHZ0U4/Check for other tastes than the classic one.Albertengo, Tre Marie and Vergani are another good choices for mid tier panettone.Other mid tier panettoni can be found here, they are updated every week: https://www.eataly.com/us_en/holiday-market/panettone
whats the best panetone to buy in austrialia specifically perth?
For European anon, generic shop which ships to Europe:https://www.corso101.com/en/panettoni-513>High tier: Infermentum, Sal de Riso, Corso 1882, Tiri, Bonci>Notable mid tier: Baladin (beer panettone must buy), Albertengo, Fiasconaro, Galbusera, Scarpato, Filippi
>>20972611Look for Italian bakeries and check them in person, they usually sell panettone by the slice so you can taste before ordering. You can always ask them to make you a small panettone if you’re unsure.If you want to go import look for the brands posted above on your stores.
>>20972621This shop has vergani import panettone, mid tier, but it’s the 750 gr not even 1 kg.https://www.thegourmetpantry.com.au/panetonneCan’t comment on the price because import taxes, also in the link they wrote PANETONNE
>>20972605why does 'tone anger jews so much?
It's sinful to eat panettone before Advent season begins.
>>20971697I'm not, that trash is always dry and bland.This is a fruitcake house. The boozier the better.
Just buy a fucking cake instead
>>20973214lol no
whichever is on sale at my local 'oop.
>>20972534>>20972610>>20972618based links giver
>>20973214this nigga baking cake with sourdough!
>>20973105You have to buy the good ones in advance.
Oh wow, it's tonne's season
>>20973627>tonneyou are australian aren't you?
>>20973214>>20973119my family tradition is both
>>20971697None. They suck worse than your dad.
>>20973119Good panettone feels almost like cotton candy what the fuck are you talking about
>arguing over where to buy panettonethe only way to get fresh is to BAKE IT YOURSELFNOTHING YOU PURCHASE WILL COMPARE
>>20974127Gimme a good recipe.All the ones I've tried kinda sucked and I've been developing my own which has been an improvement but it still isn't all the way there
>>20971697>>20972470>>20972534looks too dry and chewy
>>20974140https://youtu.be/6IMixSmLJqg?feature=shared
I didn't even know they made more than one kind. The slop is good enough for me.
>>20972534how is this not just a different shaped loaf of breadlike i dont mind people posting it every christmas, but dont try and act like the price is justified when its just bread
olivieri1882 again
>>20974244Ah yes the infamous chewy panettone
>>20974127it needs to be stuck upside down so not really
>>20974321Dude so true, it's literally just breadMay as well go out and buy a loaf of wonderbread, it's all just bread
It's the time of the year for sour grapes in panettone threads again
>>20972618Euro anon here I got the Filippi and the Baladin beer and both of them were delivered quickly and super delicious. This year I will go for a classic Fiasconaro.
>>20971697it way too early for tone talk
>>20974349it is not actually
>>20974349christmas is literally in a month. its not too late
>>20974330You must buy dogshit
Only the fruity 'tones are worth having.
>>20971697Post stuffed tones
>>20974336Based Baladin Chad
>>20974596Ps. I suggest you also Baladin beer, always from the same website:https://www.corso101.com/en/beer-361Too bad they don’t sell Birrificio Italiano beers because that’s my favourite brewery
>>20971809disgusting wop food that 90 yr olds give for presents
>>20974127>NOTHING YOU PURCHASE WILL COMPARElollmao even
>>20971736are you a bot?
4kgs
>>20974813Thickerttone
>>20974771based truth teller
>>20974813big boi 'tone
>>20971697wooah 'tis the season of forced wop memes again?
>>20971697I'm giving it the big un this year - Waitrose Sicilian orange nocciolato. I may even get panettone No. 1 Florentine
>>20972611Based on the suggestion of the other guy the Re store would be the way to go as they stock the brand he linked for cheaper than the website. Pisconeri is only a two minute drive away and might be worth checking out as well as they import some interesting and hard to find Italian brands in other food categories.
>>20974813j-just for you?
>>20971697Probably a panmarron
Amerishart here, good brands?
>>20972610>>20975397
Is Bauducco any good? I don't trust monkeyzillians
>>20975291For all the /ck/ frens
>>20975404Bauducco is a great brand if you want to get a good value for money on your panettone. Don't listen to elitist idiots who tell you to blow 100 dollars on bread.
Uhh I make rosca de reyes/bolo rei
>>20975409You can make one for the Feast of the Wise Men, which is January 6th. No sooner!
>>20975408are you homeless?
>>20975440As long as I have your sister's vagina, no.
Anybody tried the Aldi brand 'tones? Mine has them now, and the price is right.
>>20974321In my country panetones cost like 3-5 bucks, there's only one which costs like 20 dollars but I haven't tried it.
>>20975449ywnbaw
>>20975446i'm sorry if you are homeless please don't kill yourself
>>20975408>100 dollarsi sense a lie, fiasconaro x dolce & gabbana 1kg is 60 bucks
>>20975546God damn that's a lot of money
>>20975546There's an American Jew who sells panettones for 100 dollars and people buy them.
>>20971697I'll get a 'tone and a 'llen of course.
>>20975556some americans really are dumber than rocks it's unbelievable
>>20971809it's like fruit cake but it's actually edible, barely
where can i get a decent store bought one? walmart/target/costco ones are not good (dry). I still get one every year. but just want to get a good one for once
>>20971809Tone is an AAVE (ebonics) slang word for a firearm. Its a reference to the "tone" or loud bang a firearm makes when firing.An example from renowned African American poet, Project Pat :>I ran up in his spot with the Glock, his jaw dropped>He knew I came for money and the weight I heard he got>I cracked him in the middle of his face with the **tone**>Tied his ass up and ransacked his home>I had to rape his bitch 'cause the ho was stacked>I fucked her from the back with my gun to her back>I left up out his crib with dollar and purple hat
>>20975848maybe trader joes
>>20975848Why not get a Fiasconaro from Jeff? >>20972610
For me it’s Detroit poundcake https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=r06O84OvaCE
>>20976016Based unapologetic nigger.
well /ck/ you finally made me do iti bought a 'tone and it just arrived
>>20976369its quite big, smells really nice too
>>20976370its delicious but very rich
>>20972534looks kind of dry
>>20976376im so full after this one slice bros
>>20976369Can we see the ingredients label?It’s a low tier panettone as it is, nothing wrong with it of course but be aware that there’s a big difference with the more expensive ones.Try looking for these brands in your online stores: vergani, Fiasconaro, Filippi.Also there are Italian bakeries in Ausland (one is called San Valentino) that makes fresh panettone for like 39$ aud and I strongly suggest to buy that one
>>20975562as much as i like panotone, id be lying if i didnt say i much prefer stollen
>>20976643Sorry my fault it’s 68$ Aud.https://sanvalentinopasticceria.com.au/store/#!/1kg-Panettone-Traditional/p/609922256It’s like 40€, the same we pay artisanal ones in Italy.
>>20976016You should fuck off
>>20976653>MINIMUM ORDER OF 2 FOR DELIVERYnta but damn, i do like panetone but im not spending that much on fruit bread. might just get an aldi one
>>20976653Another onehttps://gerbinos.com.au/collections/christmas/products/panettone-traditional
>>20976658Maybe ask someone to split the order with you or buy one as a gift.Look for a bakery near you and go there in person
>>20976643>>20976653thanks for the recommendation anon, ill check it out
>>20976660theres one in perth called dolce and salato, im gonna check if theyre making them
>>20976369>>20976370>>20976376Based 'tone haver
>>20976661>>20976661>no butter>vegetal fats>sugar second ingredient Ok anon, it’s trash. That’s not panettone, I’m not even sure if it’s an authentic Italian product at this point.Pic related is the cheapest panettone at my supermarket, a mass produced one, 5€ on sale for 1 kg.
>>20976714Second ingredient in the one I got is sugar. Don't think everybody has access to ones like you
>>20976723You can anon, trust me.Check this one too they make panettone (as per their instagram and google maps pages): https://www.dolcetto.com.au/Also you can find these ones, they’re true low tier panettone of good quality: https://youtu.be/OXX5RevbkOkYou should find them easily in Italian deli shops or imports, maybe even at the supermarket.
>>20976731I'm in the UK, what threw me off was the fresh egg yolk. The best supermarket ones still have pasteurised
>>20976731https://www.ebay.com.au/itm/256711555117>>20976740Who cares, they’re cooked.
>>20976740They’re pasteurised because since they’re industrial products they buy hundreds of buckets of pasteurised yolks because they make them many months before Christmas unlike higher quality ones that are made in November at least.Also I’m pretty sure even artisanal bakeries use pasteurised eggs.https://youtu.be/nwCiW_BH3lU?feature=shared
>>20976748The one I responded to says fresh
>>20971697>buying dry ass bread with raisins for christmas season because there was a guerilla marketing campaign on /ck/ a few years back and you've seen the posts on reddit so you think it's 4chan culture nowFuck off NIGGER
>>20976761Nobody cares what a grotesque buffoon such as yourself thinks. Subhuman trolls should stay in their (cock) cages
>>20976763don't pour water on a drowning manthat anon didn't have 'tone as a Christmas tradition growing up and unironically thinks it's a leddit and 4chins shill thingponder two minutes what a sad life and existene that is
>>20976767Probably right... and that's why she's lashing out like a wretched creature. Shame
>>20976643>>20976714You sound like a 55 year old woman who works in Human Resources in some government office.
>>20976714yeah, when i read it and saw vegetable oil, glucose fructose syrup, i realised it was shitprobably gonna throw this out, i cant be putting any more goyslop in my body
>>20976783I’m sorry anon, really.This is one of the fake Italian products that ruin Italian food reputation overseas, then you have anons like >>20976761 who keeps shitting on panettone because they think these specific examples represent the entire panettone production.I hope you will find a good one because they truly are good and wholesome sweets
>>20976801This is a Renato Bosco panettone, if this looks dry and bread like then the anons shitting on it are either blind or lying rats.
>>20976761lame, i bet you think lemon pig is a gorilla marketing campaign by big lemon
>>20976714Does Butter Sugar contain more butter or more sugar?
>>20976847yes
>>20976768>that's why she's lashing out like a wretched creatureremember, hurt people hurt people. even if she now started having a worthy life there are tons of things she will never have nor experience.imagine never experiencing the warmth, love and trust of a family as a kid, it's cruel and there is no going back for her. some don't cope well and lash out at others, some can't cope and kill themselves, only a select few manage to flourish and heal others.tis the 'tone and 'llen season but most importantly tis the celebration of the birth of Jesus Christ.think about it for just one moment: he loved us before we loved him.
>>20976847It lacks a comma, lost in the image translation
>>20971809It’s a dry and slightly sweet loaf of bread with weird little bits of unidentifiable fruits inside.
>>20971891You can soak it in gravy or wine.
I don’t even know how people eat this stuff, you cut it and the whole thing just disintegrates into crumbs.
>>20976847It’s what crystallizes in the pan after you boil off all the butter.
>>20976817I can literally feel it in my hands, it’s like one of those loofahs people use in the bath before it gets wet.
>>20972534not spending $100 on your dry bread, roy
>>20971697its not very good.if I do pig out I'd rather pick something nice, like this.
>>20976938>(((roy)))My top tier tone costs $44, it’s one of the absolutely best panettone in Italy, and yet that guy asks almost 3x that amount, greedy fucking k*ke.Don’t get me wrong though, his panettone is really high quality and cool although it’s way too aerated because memes, but no way in hell it’s worth 100+ dollars.Maybe some crypto bitcoin fag with money to splurge can buy one for shits and giggles and report here, I’m curious to hear what it’s like.
>>20976868Based.
>>20977142What was his favourite panetone?
>>20971809jewish fruitcake
>panettone>only eat it for Christmas>it's just a bad version of a Belgian raisin brioche with candied fruit instead of raisins>eat it every dayyou guys' lives are miserable
we have an italian larper at work here and he brought one here once.its whatever. basic pastries at our bakeries mog it.
>>20977161sorry meant italian but they're basically the same thing
>>20976982wut is dis?
>>20977221poppy seed pie. comes in many shapes.popular in germany and poland at least.
>>20975459It's a Google image, retard. If I had tried it myself I wouldn't be asking here.
>>20977300It looks very pretty. I'll try to find a recipe. Thanks.
Apparently, like most Italian foods, panettone's invention is quite recent, not even 100 years.
>>20975848You usually see them at those home decoration stores your wife drags you to on a Sunday afternoon. Home Goods, Burlington, TJ Maxx, etc.
>>20977400ywnbaw dumb tranny kill yourself
>>20977415Go fuck yourself nigger. Verification not required.
>>20977417you are poor lmao dilate dumb tranny then kill yourself
>>20977406Modern panettone has less than 100 years but “big breads with spices, raisins and a lot of butter” dates back to late ‘500sp
Whats a good 'tone recipe?
>>20977628Just put some bread, sugar, orange peel, and raisins in the old vitamix and blend on low for 30 minutes. Then put it in the instant pot on the bread setting, then finish in the air fryer for that crispy crust.
>>20974321you're right it is just seasonal bread. I dunno maybe it got marketed hard a few years ago or something. Even in my country department stores have started trotting it out every Christmas season since like 2014, before that you could only get it in specialty Italian shops. I buy it a few times every year, but only because it's pretty cheap here (3 to 10 euros).
You guys should check this out instead.
>>20975449they're alright, tend to be drier than the 'quality' brands but fine to dip in your coffee given the price you're paying.
>>20977300I remember having this in Plitvice, there was this really pretty girl selling them on the road outside the park exit. Really good, really cheap. There were many different flavors but no way to know what they were since she was pretending not to speak English.
>>20977858Looks like some kind of homosexual pizza.
>>20977885yeah I agree it looks like crap lol, but it tastes amazing. My brother's wife is from the place they make it so I get it sent to me a couple of times a year.
>>20977858grim
>>20977858Looks like someone's horrible first attempt at making a bread dough and who didn't bother baking it
aldi is sold out of the $10 panetones :(
These are fucking everywhere and ive never had themHow do you eat these and how do they taste like?
>>20978780tastes like sweet fluffy bread with pieces of those dried fruit like raisins and other stuff you find in fruit cake
>>20978780those are 'doro, get a 'tone
>>20978806'ucking 'unt
>>20978806>dorooh dear...
>>20978806motherfucker theres one pandoro among like 120 panettone
>>20979142that's how you get AIDS
>>20979217Acute Indistinguishable Delicacy Syndrome?
>>20979353no
>>20979396Damn you could have made this funny but instead you just had to be an insufferable faggotHope you get coal for christmas
>>20972534
>>20979409>Hope you get coal for christmasmean
I know the wops probably pronounce it all silly like “pah-neh-TOH-nee”, but I still say “PAN-eh-tone”.
>>20979720unsubscribe!
>>20979453lel
>>20972534Looks gross
>>20971697Am I going to be okay trying this tone?
>>20979972post ingredients
>>20979972It’s the usual made up brand for the export.It’s an industrial panettone, at least is made with butter instead of palm oil, of course being sold in Europe, so try it if you like but don’t expect a high quality product. It may taste good.
>>20979972tis the spirit
i want to eat this entire shitty 'tone i bought but im on a diet and have to have visible abs by januaryim so close bros, so close, but if i eat this 'tone, i wont make itim gnna have to throw it outits shit anyway, as someone said, the ingredients arent realnext year ill buy one with real ingredients, i imagine itll be heavenly
>>20980051>>20979994>>20979990I'll let you guys know. I just got it at grocery outlet.
>>20980104You can easily eat it if you then do a 100km 4000m D+ bike ride. You'll probably still be in a caloric deficit.Don't let your memes be dreams.
>>20978780Get one
I buy these in like January when they're $2 at Grocery Outlet and make French toast out of them. No way I'm paying $15+ for some fruitcake that's mostly air.
>>20980301Based jewing jew
heh... 'tone, 'deenz... we do things a lil differently here on the 'chan ;)'pe the frog etc... those r*dditurds just wouldn't get our culture
>>20980360Go back to posting your soyjaks fag
>>20980301Incredibly based. I love grocery outlet like you would not imagine.
>>20974813>aged 65 anos
>>20980360>posts LITERAL tranny and shits on local cultureBegone, tourist
>>20980845>4chan is my personalitybehead yourself with a blunt buzzsaw ASAP
>>20980655it just says 65 anos meaning 4kg is enough for 65 anuses
10 kg 'tone
>>20981252why so big
>>20981253Very large families or parties. Maybe meme.
>>20981299had som Loison last year and was not impressed
>>20981318Really? Had a classic Losion in a tin about 7 years ago and it was enjoyable. Defintely a step above the average supermarket fake ones.
>>20981359it wasn't bad by any means but i was not impressed more than that. i remembered about it because of the font from the pic
>>20980360saved ;)
>>20971697one pistachio cream and one lemon cream
>>20981634based cream enjoyer
Can't stop ripping pieces off my 'tone and having a cheeky bite. I really shouldn't.
>>20976817i'm pretty sure you pre-ripped that. i see it peeling at the exact line
>>20982068
>>20981973Based 'toner toning the 'tone.
This is all i can afford
>>20982532wtf they sell it by the slice?
just got one from the local italian/euro market
>>20975866Ghetty Green was a dope cd forgot about project patuh
>>20983435hip hop is like a layer of stinking shit over the sweetness that is musical harmony
Pandoro is betterer
>>20983442i like both of them, stollen is the best though
>>20983445'doro is inferior to 'tone
>>20978780You can eat them plain just fine, they (the good ones at least) are buttery and sweet. But they're not too sweet so you can put something on one, eg custard, mostarda or even chocolate, or dip them. And they are moist. Like the other anon said pandoro and panettone are not meant to be dry and in fact if you get a dry one in Italy you know it's a low tier brand.
>>20971697The Notone.
>>20971697plain, any sort of filling ruins it
>>20983665That is sad
>>20976877sounds like a christstollen rip-off
>>20978780because they dont sell the rip-offs here in germany
>>20982532Perfect for not overeating.
>>20972534>entire sticks of butter inside>still managing to make it look dry.
>>20983435That thang is juicyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZAEM2NZ9EIg
