What is up my fellow American's.I'm combining our 2 favorite foods; Cheeseburgers and Pizza.
Yeast milk
>>20971947Wouldn't that just be a beef pizza?
>>20971962With mayo and mustard as the sauce?Sounds a bit weird.
>>20971962No it's a cheeseburger pizza. I'm going to make burgers and put them on the pizza with the other cheeseburger ingredients.
Germans invented hamburgersItalians invented pizza
>>209719802 - 0.
>>20971980Invented is debatableBut the americans certainly perfected them.
>>20971947are you the guy that made that raspberry pie or whatever the fuck it was
Time to make the burgers.
Got some 1/8 pounders in the makings
>>20971973Good content
>>20972049Op why are your burgers so thinReal burgers got more meat than that, come on.
8 1/8 pounders>>20972065Shhh.
Onto the cheese now. Got a nice crumbly Cheddar and a bit of a creamy Gouda.
I am watching with mild disapproval but rapt curiosity
>>20972105What if I told you I was combining tomato paste, no double tomato paste and smokey BBQ sauce together to spread on the bases?
>>20971947That's a beyond meat package. Sorry for spoiling the twist.
>>20972117It's real beef bromosexual.
Cumming along nicely.
>>20972120No, it's not. But you do you brosef. I'll still watch to see the result
>>20972105and my axe is watching as well
Our base sauce.Do youse guise put mayo on you're cheeseburgers?
>>20972139yummy not cheap mayo amplify the yummy factor so yes
>>20972147Japanese Mayo :0
Let these burgs come up to temp then we will brown them up and get rolling that dough.
>>20972096no american for the burgers?
>>20972162American what?The President approves. Trump Beef.
the sun don't set bitch i just get hungry at dusk
>>20972096>crumbly Cheddar and a bit of a creamy Gouda.Great cheese choices, I’m in>>20972110I’d say you draw far too much attention to yourself Mr Downunderhill
You're not an American.
>>20971947>Yin and daaangI see you’re a fellow alchemist as well anon. I wish you great luck in your endeavors to achieve the great work.
I can't believe people actually cook burgers in a pan. They smell nowhere as good and turn into meatballs. Disregard the fact that I made them the size of large meatballs.>>20972223Ahem
Oh shit forgot to post the 'burgers'
Guess my shit is too big, aye Bois?
>>20972249Yuge
Damn that dough recipe was good. Didn't even need the rolling pin
>>20972245>burgersLooks like those meat pucks in brain rot Turkic/Azerbaijani cooking videos.
>>20972149that shit is too vinegary for me.>unironically I have become the "mayo is too spicy" white person
That Gouda stuck together and didn't spread too well, semi melted in this Florida heat. Will grate just a little more cheddar for the top.
>>20972286>>20972286What are you cooking this on anon?Pizza stone?Ooni?Are you just rawdogging an electric oven? Pray tell. Looks good tho
>>20972286>>20972275these are fake images you got them from a stock image site
>>20972300Microwave
Cheeseborger
Ain't that a pie my fellow Big Strong Americans?
You're mayo cheeseburger pizza sir
Cheeseburger pizza.
>>20972331How did the beef turn out? Looks like it might be dry.
>>20972341Well done but it's fuckin delicious. I would have done them on the BBQ but it's a hurricane outside. Hate cooking burgers in a pan. It's Un-American.
Holy fuck boys this is piece number 5.
Based from outer space
Fuckin accidentally a whole pizza. I'm falling asleep.
>>20972425Wait I was told it was gonna be burgers on pizzaYou lied to us you fat fuckBut you do get half an extra point for putting ketphtard on them
>>20972441It was a cheeseburger pizza. I made burgers, chopped them up and put them on pizza. Did you expect actual burgers on pizza? Fucking retard.
>>20972425>a whole pizzaThat's half pizza you fucking retard
>>20972454Yeah but I ate two halves 2 + 2 = 2 you dumbbass.
>>20971973>>20972452>I'm going to make burgers and put them on the pizza Fuck you bitch, you lied. Heaven is now closed to you, fucking heathen.
>>20972465Fuck off you un-American third worlder piece of shit.USA USA USA USA USA USA
Based
>>20972243No bbc. Clearly not American
>>20971947traditional Estonian pizza is like that - minced meat and pickles.
>>20972674Yeah no, kys. Make like Alexander and fuck you're mom and best friend.
>>20972696>you'reIt's not clever to use this. You're a fucking sheep
>>20971947You can tell by the cheap low quality pre packaged meat that this faggot is Australian
>>20972245Pathetic third world country attempt at burgers
>>20972723I'm puzzled. The quality of meat in Australia is much better than the US.
>>20972728>America is third worldFinally a fat Yank who's self aware
>>20972425>Fuckin accidentally a whole pizza. I'm falling asleep.>I'm falling asleep.its dieabeetus anon
>>20973502I think it was the alcohol, and an entire pizza.
>>20974060>sugar, sugar and carbsyeah no duh dumbass
>>20974064
>>20971980is cheeseburger pizza the ultimate axis food ?
Aloha bitches. Time to make a pineapple and avocado salsa. Having Hawaiian steak bowl.
>>20974091puke
No u
CHO-RI-ZO
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>>20974089It’s the ubermunch >>20974120Cool knife, is that the dedicated sausage slicer?
>>20974166It's fake and gay.
>>20972217Sad and shriveled, just like your dick.
>>20974211Nah man
>>20972723Close, he's Floridian, you can tell by the way it is, and the stupid dick pic in every thread because he's actually curious what it would be like to not have a 2 incher
>>20974306My cock is 3 inches. Insensitive cock sucker.
Horse steak
You're Hawaiian steak bowl.
>>20971947>I'm combining our 2 favorite foods; Cheeseburgers and Pizza.based
Mystery solved. OP is a big fat Hawaiian. Aloha nigga.
Aloha bro
>>20974334Ono kine grinds bra
>>20974659Okaleke
>>20972320I get it but that's not really combing the two. You should have made two pizzas with circular meatloaf.
>>20974334What's in the salsa bro?
>>20974669>I get itYou do not "get it", madam.
>>20974669You don't get shit you dumb cunt.
>>20974671Pineapple, Evan Cado, Red Oni-Wan, Jalapenos, fried chorizo (actual chorizo from Spain), chopped coriander and some lemon juice. Bit of smokey BBQ sauce on top.
>>20974673Nah, I get it.
>>20974684If you did, you would've have come up with your retarded suggestion.
>>20974690>you would've have>you would have have
>>20974694Yeah, I meant wouldn't. Golly I'm a giddy goose
>>20974697>Giddy goose
>>20974718Oh stop, you! lol
>>20974728No u QT 3.14
>>20971980We have Italians and Germans in America. What a deal
>>20974780America invented Italy
pls respond
>>20972139I usually mix ketchup mayo and pickle juice, I don't remember how it's called
>>20974981Rainbow juice
>>20974985Heh, cause he's a fag.
>>20971947That looks like Amazon fresh meat.
>>20972110why 2 bowls of pickles?
Can some of you fellow Americans explain a thing about pizza delivery?Watching US tv every time someone ordered a pizza it amounted to at least 12 bucks per one pizza ,around 2002-2007. Considering that was so long ago, it always surprised me how much it cost, since its a typical fast food item, you would expect it wouldnt cost so much, right? So was it like, 30 percent of those 12 bucks just for delivery?
>>20978790What the fuck have you been watching and why the fuck have you been taking note?
>>20978819US tv, like Two and a half men, Malcolm, Friends, Big bang, How i met your mother etc were things that i grew up on. And of course there would be at least once per show that a character orders pizzas. And it was interesting to see such a disparity cuz at that time, pizza cost at the most 3 bucks in my country (Europe). Still, does anyone have an explanation?
>>20978831You're on the spectrum?
>>20978845no? i dont understand whats your problem. I simply said that it was weird seeing how much an everyday thing such as pizza cost so much (at least when i first saw those scenes) compared to my country at the time
>>20971947Wow. A pizzaburger. I haven't avoided shit like this, since the high-school caf.
>>20978831>pizza cost at the most 3 bucks in my countryThat’s the cost of a low quality frozen pizza in the US nowadays. A medium or large pizza from a non-chain restaurant would easily have been $12 back in the early 2000’s
>>20978831Brother a pizza is probably the most cost effective fast food you can get in the US today.It's like 2000-3000 calories per pie for ~$12 from the big chains (carry out prices) delivery will up it to $15-$16 per pizza since the coupons usually get worse and considering the tip/fee.
>>20971980Nothings more american than incorrectly copying foreigners and calling it your own
>>20978856yeah but you have to consider Americans earn way higher salaries on average then even other first-world countries, everything will be more expensive comparatively.
>>20971980Potatoes came from North America but that didn't stop Europe from turning them into its main staple crop
