How many Slim Jims could you eat in one day?
>>20973815I could snap in to about tree fiddy
Probably around two before I don't want any more.
I'm not poor white trash so none.
>>20973818Haha it's funny because randy savage snapped into a pinetree and died on a skiing accident
>>20974009what an awful thing
>>20974009Randy Savage is capitalized zoomtard.
>>20973815One at the least, two at the most.
>pork0
>>20974026No he's dead
>>20974047Too bad you aren't.
>>20974052That was rude and randy savage would be disappointed in your conduct
>>20974055so just like your parents with you huh
>>2097381510, but im not a fag who pretends I dont like salt and meat
>>20974071>im not a fag who pretends I dont like meat
>>20973815I think, because of the slimness of the jim, I could manage quite a few, maybe as many as a 14million
>>20973815>How many Slim Jims could you eat in one day?1/week maximum
>>20974009He had a heart attack while driving
>>20973815How many you got?
>>20975144Crammed or un-crammed?
>>20975147I'm not picky.
>>20975167You sound like the kinda guy I'd like to snap into a slim jim with.
>>20974009He died of a heart attack, In his last moment he decided to do one more macho act and crash his car.
>>20973815Once you get to 7 you will start to shake and feel dizzy
>>20973815I don't think there's a limit.
>>20974009How can a nigga confuse Sonny Bono and Randy Savage?
>>20973815>S*yNo thanks
>>20975863pimp king of /ck/
Probably a dozen of the smaller ones, though I'd regret it.I only buy them now as something to snack on while driving.
>>20975988What's your prefered shit place? Flying J, Loves or McDonald's?
>>20975991Whichever ones don't have music or fucking gas station adverts.I'd only go to McDonalds if it was the only option.
>>20973815I could probably eat 10-15 but the shits the next day would be devastating
>>20974009i dont remember this
>>20975863images you can smell
>>20975863>those toes why
>>20973815If we're talking at my own discretion. Probably 5 before I get sick of them.
>>20974009Really? I thought his heard gave out from all the steroids.
>>20973815anybody else peel the casing off?
>>20973815I’ve only ever had 2 boxes on me at once. So 20 sticks. I didn’t die.
>>20973815My wife eats them like potato chips. One after another
>>20977813Why would you peel off the snap???
>>20975863buckle up pardner, you're in for a heck of a ride YEE HAW
>>20977857 because its basically unchewable
>>20973815I keep my truck stocked up with these and eat about 5 a day. I buy the 120 pack from costco monthly.
>>20977813I bet that guy can suck mad cock
>>20975863is he pissing?
>>20973815many many
>>20977813nope weirdo
>>20978164i don't trust people that don't piss in the shower
>>20978164If you haven’t pissed on slim jim wrappers in a motel bathtub while naked and holding a revolver you live a really sheltered life
a lot
>>20977847Why do you have a picture of keffals saved on your HDD, gross
