This board has at least 100 regular posters, there has to be at least one person here who prefers Miracle Whip to mayo
>>20974282It's just you and I in here, Anon.
>>20974282The old thread expired before I could respondI'm autistic supertaster Windex mayo anonI haven't had miracle whip in ages but iirc it was an unnatural texture and is extra sweet, am I remembering wrong?It's clearly not a mayo replacement, but probably works fine in certain goyslop fat family casseroles/"""""salads""""
>>20974290Damn i was saging somebody else earlier and phoneposting fucked it as usual
>>20974282Also cool evidence that old fashioned mayo used lemon juice.Dukes can get fucked, stupid liar inauthentic lazy bland idiots (bad!!)
>>20974282Miracle whip is the best choice for a wonderbread bologna sandwich. Using real mayo on that just tastes wrong
Miracle Whip is nasty.
>>20974290yeah it's sweet, also has mustard/paprika/garlic.
>>20974282I like how it implies miracle whip is for fruit, and mayonnaise is for vegetables
yes, I prefer the sharper, almost tangy flavor of Miracle Whip. Mayonnaise is just flat and boring.
muttmayo sucks the chrome off of a 57 chevy bumper
>>20974282It’s so simple to make your own mayo - stick blender, one egg, lemon juice, dijon, salt, 1 cup oil…. I usually add a bit of garlic confit but you can add whatever you want.
>>20974282I've never been happy to bite into a sandwich and taste Miracle Whip. It's always a negative experience.
>>20974282i eat neither because i'm human and not a fucking hog.
>>20974286you wanna kiss me over by the taco bell thread?
Step aside.
>>20974282fucking disgusting abomination, how can you possibly prefer it to regular good old reliable mayonnaise. you retard.
>>20974412For most things when I use mayo it's always with some mustard mixed in for extra flavor and acidity. Or for some sandwiches I'll add vinegar and herbs to go with it.
>>20974292announcing your sage in any way is childish stop doing it your absolute goofballjust put sage in the options field, that's all you have to do
>>20974806>abino ketchup
>>20974282Prefer it over mayo is a stretch, the only application thats true is for deviled eggs. Its perfectly fine though, I dont mind using it.
>>20974282>there has to be at least one person here who prefers Miracle Whip to mayome until I was about 19. now I don't like miracle whip.
>>20974282I think more canadians use miracle whip over mayo
>>20974282miracle whip almost tastes like Thousand I sland dressing
>>20974292phoneposting in any way is childishstop doing it your absolute goofballjust post from a computer, that's all you have to do
I prefer miracle whip. I can't miss that tangy zip!
>>20975613I miss when miracle whip was actually good, nowadays it's just water, thickeners, spices and cellulose.
>>20974282It's me, when I was a kid we always bought Miracle Whip and just called it mayonnaise, and I didn't know there was a difference until I was older.
>>20974774>brooooooo, eggs and oil are badSounds like picky eater shit to me
>>20975551Alright, kill yourself immediately, that's all you have to do
>>20974282this stuff REQUIRES it
>>20974282I have miracle whippers in my life due to family. I think they like the sweet taste and its what they grew up eating. I find it shockingly off-putting but this eater of chunky peanut butter and sweet pickle chip sandwiches cannot sit in judgement of others food preferences.
>>20974282Okay, so besides the small amount of sugar, how is this different at all from mayonnaise, really? I mean, it can't be radically different in taste. The ingredients are all basically the same.
>>20977131it's the tangy zip
>>20974806no. you.
just think. when you make tuna salad how bitter do you want it? If not at all choose Miracle whip. If a little then go with the other brands
>>20974282I'll be honest, I grew up on the whip since from poorfag family, and I don't really notice the difference between mayo options out there. I might if made my own ranch, but since I don't I can't really say I care. I only like kewpie for the squeeze bottle - super convenient. >>20977131I can't really tell. I've even tried the fancy shit that uses like avocado oil and whatnot.
>>20978507Let's not get ugly now.
>>20974282i never had miracle whip
>>20976581the thought of eating pasta salad made with miracle whip makes me want to take my own life
>>20974282I just wish it weren't so pricey these days.
>>20979026pro bono kraft pasta salad shill here, the stuff is better than kraft dinner original i pray that you give it a go
>>20977131The addition of water, sugar, extra oil, and some sort of an extra emulsifier, it was literally invented to stretch ingredients.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yzOGXE3zdVM :(
>>209742864chan is a forever inverse bending into itself, there isn't you or I there is only a single user and it's name is anon everything else is spatial distress distortion