>Carnation Milk>The best in the land>Comes in a tin with a red and white band>No tits to pull>No hay to pitch>Just punch two holes in the son of a bitch
Flows more quickly if you punch three holes in the top of the can, two on one side of the circle, the third on the opposite.
>>20979428I just can opener it and scoop out what I need with my hand
>>20981408Oh, my sweet retarded chum. You're one of those morons who thinks evaporated milk is the same thing as condensed milk, aren't you? You poor dear.
>>20981438wait... they're not the same?
>>20981513No, sweetheart. They're very much not. <3
>>20979428The competition is pretty fierce.
>>20981408Condensed milk is for the birds.
>>20981521That's a third thing, evaporated filled milk. It's neither evaporated milk nor condensed milk. Filled milk has some milk in it but also water with additives like seed oils, stabilisers, emulsifiers and vitamins added to imitate evaporated milk.
I wish there were a version of evaporated milk that was thicker like condensed milk. Sometimes you just want some thick milk that's not super sugary.
>>20981520>irradiated to what end?
Dry milk powder that you rehydrate with whole milk
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>>20979435It flows even quicker with 4 holes. 2 on top, 2 on bottom.
>>20982578It's called whole milk?
>>20983218How about just taking the lid off then it flows much faster.
>>20983393nah nigga you gotta poke 8 holes like a downie
>>20982584The bitter one.
>>20983375Whole milk is thinner than evaporated milk genius
>>20982578you could get milk powder and add just enough water to your likingor some kind of fresh cheese would be similar too i guess
