I know they have vegetable goyil and stuff in them but damn these things are so freaking good. The best waffles imo.
>>20979672Keep them in the bag, put a blanket or a towel over them, and sit on them while you work at your desk until they thaw. Thank me later.
>>20979698Couldn't I just thaw them out on the countertop? I don't get it...Or do you like them completely flat or something?
>>20979707They sort of get moistened/steamed and are like a nice waffle-flavored créme when you get around to eating them. Make sure you wrap them well in the towel and punch a little hole in the bag so some of the water from thawing can escape. You won't get your butt or chair wet if you do it right.
>>20979733Hm interesting. I might give this a try then. I thought you were trolling at first.
>frozen waffles kill a bunch of people>turns out all the various brands nation wide are made by the same unhygenic bunch of illegal aliens at a single factory>organic, generic, keto, eggo>every single brand contaminated>BOOM hey goyim have you had this beleagured food product yet?There's a Budweiser thread up too, same OP, OP?
>>20979698The heat of the ass cooks the waffle
>>20979698>not making ass waffles from scratchYou can fit a ton of toppings in the crease
eggos got way thinner and sweeter whyit sucks
>>20980412Corn syrup is almost free in bulk due to subsidies, that's why.
>>20980344Are you a fucking retard?I had no idea there was a waffle recall but if you had actually done 5 seconds of research like I just did, you’d know that Blueberry Eggos were not recalled.Please stfu you paranoid schizo faggot.
>>20979672Every time I’ve tried eating these frozen I remember why I don’t eat them frozen
>>20980633>Blueberry Eggos were not recalledYes they were, Rabbi. You're just on waffle sales damage control and nobody's going to buy shit shit, it's the new Bud Lite.
>>20979672looks like a pale sad piece of shit compared to a real waffle
>>20979672>vegetable goyilgo back
>>20979672eggos are dogshit. every store brand utterly mogs them
>>20981536Take your meds, schizo
>>20980344kek
>>20979672LEGGO my EGGOI used to say that in the 90s, every morning there would be an epic fight in my house to eat the Eggo, my sister and dad would try to steal mine and vice versa, because we only allowed one serving to be made. And we'd all say LEGOO MY EGGO
