>that temptation to say fuck it and run a kebab cartI know it wouldn't work out, but I keep feeling the pull of being the food cart guy every high schooler in town comes to for lunch and making bank at the local farmers' market on Saturdays.P.S. I'm White
It would be funnier if it said BONER kebap.
OP just wants to diddle high school boys.
>>20979915Idk why it isn't more popular in the US
>>20979915You'll be competing with those who sell mystery meat. Can you guarantee organic lamb and using a kind of seed oil for your garlic sauce that is demonstrably gained in a healthy way like cold pressed in a dark bottle from a recent harvest?
>>20979937It pays significantly less than national average wages. My friend runs a food stand but only at special events like county fairs. It's very profitable on special occasions but if you did it regularly there would be slow days where you make nothing.
>>20979965run it near a corner near a school.
>>20979979That's what I would be doing, there's a town parking area that no one uses just up from the high school - I could intercept them on their way to the goyslop chains.
>>20979952He'd be running a food cart not a gay bar
>>20979915LolBoner kebap
>>20980390Good. I'd be pissed if someone trying to elbow in on the guy who runs the gay bar at the farmer's market.
>>20979926Why would that be funnier?
>>20980492Because a colloquialism for an erect penis is inherently more humorous than a stupid foreign word.
>>20980503i don't get it
>>20979937We haven't been inundated with Muslims yet. Instead, we got a tidal wave of Mexicans which is why there's a taco van on every worksite these days.
