popped while I was opening a tin of beans
The life of the average bong must be so sad.
put it back together
>>20980085it's over op
>>20980085You got a hammer and flathead? Go for it
>>20980085u should had bought a schweiter SAK
>>20980114He probably doesn't have a knife licence.
>>20980120No, but do you know what he does have? A licence to kill. And you know he's going straight for your heart (got a licence to kill)
>>20980085sign from god to stop eating beans
>>20980258Oh snap is that you Pythagoras?
>>20980085Go to a farmer's market and buy a used one, from about fifty years ago - they're all over and they'll last, roughly speaking, forever.
>>20980085that looks like a can opener to me. what are you doing with tin? making a roof?
>>20980265yeah, they don't make em like they used to unless yo spend $100
>>20980085Where'd you buy that? At the ww2 surplus store? I feel bad for you now. There are poors that really live like this. Sad.
>>20980286I buy shit all the time for hundreds of dollars that breaks in a week. They don't make em like they used to, at all, for any price.
https://www.amazon.com/US-Shelby-P-38-Opener-P-51/dp/B0078WMSZ8/ref=mp_s_a_1_12?dib=eyJ2IjoiMSJ9.sTimxu1A91HKyGf7zN2TM4_4HyiqcS6J3CVt7G-rcnEEygxWORBjyn1pgJMi6EmriHT-Id_5XK1JMy9cmBHetqCAn7WB32SAJv2vsATaW2m5ZrLRyZq-J6wc3x1fcIkMa9TzbZ8wDYLySj8e1gPWFnq0Xo-UOA468zT_Ny81ju0H9c-xr5C9TMLH_Y2rqnc95zBqPb-tncHIw3jdjWFrCQ.bZ58XxWkfaoj9WNY_OZjsdF0ATD79aHs4NS4UwfhzwQ&dib_tag=se&keywords=Small+Can+Opener&qid=1731980057&sr=8-12
>>20980272tiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnnn roof, rusted
>>20980272You need a tin opener to open a can of coke? Must be all the corn syrup getting to you.
That’s fine because cans haven’t been made of tin for like 70 years.
>>20980085Looks like the secondary is still good.
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>>20980431britisher angloids are a whimsical and non-serious peoples. they use words like tin, telly and have a king.
>>20980477Well, they should remedy that, as life is a serious matter that requires serious diction.
>>2098012056 percent and dropping
>>20980304why do americans need everything lathered in colour microplastics?
>>20980488Dont you have an actual Indian in charge right now Nigel?
>>209804903.4/10, felt desperate to throw microplastics out there.
>>20980085>auwh, me tinsy snipsycrank's gone conkers, lads, widdly-spinwheel's popped right off 'andle!>now there'll be no beans for brekkie!>Just 'ave to 'ave the toast!>I'm 'avin' a right old time of it today, me!For real though, where the fuck does anyone get a can opener like that? I've seen them everywhere, all throughout my life, but nobody ever knew where they came from.
I have the same one. the metal parts on mine are still ok but the shitty plastic bushing broke so the key just flops around. I bought a different one but I don't like it as much because it doesn't have the pointy part to punch holes in cans that only have liquid.
>>20980085I hope you get a loicense before you purchase a new tin opener!
>>20980494>Dont you have an actual Indian in charge right now Nigel?No but America does.
>>20980088You'll never experience the emotional highs of obtaining a new tin opener. For you, it's just another box from Amazon.
>>20980088It is :c
>>20980789I for one thought this was kekworthy and bestow upon you one silver-grade (You)
>>20981673Sycophant
>>20980085how many cans of beans do you people eat that you go through can openersgrim
>>20981695Back to your church potluck Karen
>>20980085P-38 my friend
>>20981696I bet you just dump it on the plate and eat it with no additional preparation
>>20981740I'm not scared of my pastor or the other soccer moms like you are
>>20980114>>20980389These guys get it. Manual can openers without all the moving parts are your best bet.
>>20981740>PlateI eat it straight out the tin.
>>20980085Should've made it fron a sturdier metal like brass or steel. Tin is soft and brittle.
>>20980085rest in peace
>>20980389came to post something similarthese are the best because they never breakmine is like 20 years old. still going strong to this day
>>20981689Sounds like someone's not had their morning beansy-toasties!
>>20981791I bet you use your hands too
>>20981887Christ how posh do you think I am? It gets poured straight down the gob.
>>20980486mate, life is just a right big tinna beans coming straight for your gob
>>20981695their can openers are made to break after short period of time to keep can opener factories open and producing. it's basically communism
>>20980088The life of an average American isn’t much better.
>>20980326>that one anon who spends thousands of dollars a year on canopeners that don't workMaybe a flathead screwdriver and a rock would be more your style
>>20982984>calling a chippywhackytinsycracky a "screwdriver and a rock"Fucking yanks, it's like they've got no language at all.
>>20984748Hey, my grandpappy didn't take a minie ball in the leg charging up Bunker Hill just so some nonce king could force me to buy a license for my smibbley bibbley
>>20985106greetings, fellow englishmen! flibberty flobberty to all! goo goo ga ga! God save the flibblybibs!
>>20985114ha ha, they really do be like that
>>20981651But do you have a loicense for the tinny
>>20980085>bongs>not knowing the glory that is the USA made EZ-Duz-It (formerly known as Swing-A-Way
Why did most can opener manufacturers replace the spike with that stupid wheel?
>>20985384Because proper built can openers with geared cutting wheels (like the inventor of it, the Swing-A-Way) cuts with a fraction of the effort.Everyone else copied it poorly because of patents, or because of being cheap.Now its a problem of chinks selling chink garbage
>>20985393I'll buy that specific brand later today then. Spiked openers always work but tend to last a year and a half and the one time I bought a wheel one it slid off too often and only lasted a year.
