ITT: Times you messed up your only dinner:>Be me, grocery shopping for honey soy chicken wings>Shop doesn't have them but they do have these other ones I've never had before>Some tomato marinade with paprika and garlic. Cant be bad right?>Go to cook them and there's no instructions on time or heat. Literally just says they're ready when cooked>Cook at 190c for 30 minutes>They come out looking like i steamed them, there's no browning or anything>Even worse there's ZERO flavor to the seasoning >And what little meat there is, is also flavorless and doesn't seem to fill me up>And the marinade is getting fucking everywhere, I'm using too much paper towel for little rewardI feel like calling to company and telling them their wings are wack and the marinade is weak sauce. Don't ask the name either because it's literally only local to my tiny town.
>package didn't handhold me on how to cook fucking wings>make a random guess at how to cook them>guess was wrong>bitch and moan about the wings not turning out well
>>20980956NIGGER, I just crisped them up and they still taste like shit.DINNER=RUINED
>>20980950I wade waffles with baking soda instead of baking powder and they tasted like a used condom :[
dog food wishes
>>20980950Gripping a newborn like this
>First time making risotto>Didn't know what it was supposed to look like and just followed instructions on box>Didn't add water and just fried>Ate my brown burnt risotto grains in shame
>>20980950>parents had a rarely used shaker with msg>next to an identical shaker filled with saltHad to toss the popcorn away (only made that mistake once)
>making pork and black fungus>recipe calls for fermented bean curd>get some from asian market>get to the cooking, open up bean curds>stinks like spoiled milk>"w-well maybe itll smell better once mixed and cooked">it doesnt>entire meal has offputting smell>cant even finish eating the batch>trash 3 days worth of leftoversthe curds werent spoiled or anything i think they just fucking stink
