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>>20981757wow that looks like shit
>>20981757thats the chicken poaca8wthed in a pigs bladder dish
Anyone have that webm of either the superhot African girl eating a centipede or the superhot African girl cutting banana leaves and fruit for a banquet. They're both hot.
>>20981758fake, the fire would burn a hole in the plastic right away
>>20981778No, there are no superhot africanswe do have one extremely desperate anonymous virgin on hand though >>20981778
>>20982000would
>>20982000to much soyoil and sugar in these syrup wraps. This would be way better on a pita
>>20982000Solid idea, but too much peanut butter and it should have gone into a sandwich press.
>>20981774>>20981762>>20981757It is a superb dish. Comfort food elevated to an extreme. The broth inside the pig's bladder is heavily seasoned and aromatic. Chicken is a special breed that is renowned for it's flavor.
>>20982113kys faggot
>>20982117Too busy sodomizing your mother. Sorry!
>>20981990you have to have at least a 100 IQ to post here.
>>20982029Those two webms would absolutely change your mind, especially centipede girl. Like holy hell, she was one of the most beautiful women I've ever seen. To pretty to be real.
>>20981757Pallid poultry makes me flaccid
>>20981758sopa de plastico uma delicia
anyone have that webm of a bunch of indians eating biryani in a dormitory and the stuff is fucking everywhere?
>>20982113lmao the bladder is peeing
>>20981758>Boiling in a plastic bagWith all the microplastics this bitch is eating, she's gonna be shitting out legos
>>20982254It's like a real-life reenactment of AI slop.
>>20981758Nothing like balls full of microplaatics.
>>20982254couple of poos in a piss bag please vendor, and don't skimp on the piss
>>20982254wet logs looking lush
>>20982117>getting this mad over cuisine
>>20981757
>>20981757The frogs really do be eating like it's still 1418 and Henry V is besieging Rouen.
>>20982113>Honhonhonhonhon ze anglais do not appreciate ze art of le cuisine eh? Honhonhonhon.
>>20982000peanut butter and honey sucks and i'm tired of pretending it's good
>>20982469>lettuce and breadbird food, innit
>>20982407This nigga eatin beans
>>20982469lol
>>20982401
>>20982604Too cute.
>>20982422Nah, man. It's just an often misunderstood classic French dish that deserves its reputation. It's usually served with a mushroom sauce, herbed rice, and some vegetables gently cooked in broth. I raised and slaughtered the specific chickens used in the dish and it came out beautifully.
>>20982392Poor woman thinks she was brought there to cook for the white folk
>>20982741Stingless bee hive/honey. It tastes pretty good.
>>20982760Would you eat her food to eat her coochie?
>>20982760i can fix her
>>20982446how the fuck did this guy get battery, non clear bags, and that heating thing onto the plane
>>20982406Hah, not a pajeet but I used to live 10 minutes away from here. Considering how dirty Nehru Place is, this guy's ok
>>20982741this is half a dozen of my phobias in one webm
>>20982000>oil not butterabsolutely disgusting
>>20982392Gosh if only every continent could be as sophisticated and cool as africa
>>20982474>nothing burnt, raw, or non-newtonianja/ck/bros, we're so back
>>20981774>it's steamed in porcine pissOk enjoy.
>>20982936Wrong. The dried bladders smell at first, but you soak them for around 12 hours replacing the water a couple times. This removes the pee smell.
>>20982667what is it called in french?
>>20982964Poulet de bresse en vessie
>>20981990in russia, plastic burns hole in fire
>>20982000>bacon instead of jamSo close to perfection yet so far...
>>20982113>In Soviet Russia, your food pisses on your cook!
>>20982446who is this mad genius?
>>20982803some people can not be fixed anon
>>20981787jumpscare
>>20982803what is there to fix?
>>20982519they were not much good anyway
>>20982803are you a plastic surgeon?
>>20981787Uma delicia
>>20982667Honhonhonhon silly eeeengleeesh, ze peeess bladder of ze peeg has ze herbs and ze broth ah? No appreciation for ze cuisine! Honhonhonhonhon.
>>20982604Perfect, gave me a chuckle.
>>20982397Normies just think cheese = good cooking.Fuck this gay earth
>>20982422>>20982936>>20983275I don't understand how that's more gross than sausages which is meat cooked in shit tubes. That seems worse to me and I like sausages. Haggis gets the same bad reputation when it's the exact same thing and I don't understand why.
>>20982406looks cosy :)
>>20981761>ywn sit around a primitive hot pot with the bros cooking and eating the day's hunt without thousands of pages of laws, rules and regulations, both written and unwritten, to dictate your every blink, heartbeat, breath, twitchI should've been born a negro in Africa. This is how humans and animals were meant to live.
>>20982469Hate me greens, simple as.
>>20982760Mental health issue or clout chasing?
>>20983298Do you think those are just her pet bugs that she's passing off as an infestation?
>>20983287Except it's not shit tubes now is it Pierre? Do you think cheese is "rotten milk" as well?
>>20983345It's cleaned and used just like a sausage casing but bladder instead of intestines
>>20983383Honhonhonhon siley eengleeesh do you not onderstond zat we wash ze peeess from the peeessbladder before we eat eeet?
>>20982760I have seen many videos of Japanese's being in this situation. It is the minimalists hoarder by all accounts it is rot maxing.This shit is nasty for warning. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H8fKPYStGEA https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HcrOuLKTVPM
>>20982899This, but unironically. As a white dude born in Kenya and living there my first few years, Africans are the best people on earth.
>>20983404Congrats on proving his point for him lol
man these threads always suck. it's like Howard Stern makes these threads.
>>20982760Oh god oh fuck I am doing some cleaning right the fuck now
>>20982803>flammenwerfer operator from ww2 posting on 4chanHuh, cool
>>20982899>>20983508pipe down incels
>>20983443that dude just seems more like an attention whore. the girl seems more mentally unwell and disturbing.
>>20982113garloid
>>20982407Imagine the smell
Mega slop bowl
>>20981758She has a fucking pot! The bitch took the fish out of a perfectly good pot to cook it in a grocery bag.
>>20984204wonder how many flies are in it?
>>20982469He should've kept the tortilla at least.
>>20982254Andy Sixx lives in India?!
>>20982760Aren't japs supposed to be clean? Even when they are poor.
>>20984279this isn't about you being poor or your race, she clearly suffers from some mental disorder.
>>20982401I surrender to gluttony, I will die eating this slop
>>20982947The dilution of the water eliminates the urine.
>>20983293>You took a wrong piece, negro have a sperg moment and breaks you arm forever now you incapable of hunting ever.>Or kills you and raped your family to prove a point to everyone else.I too wish that your naturally brown ass would've been born, or will be reincarnated in Africa with all these animals.
>>20981757the heat of the pee cooks the chicken
>>20983510You are eating piss. Actual, literal piss. You'd be howling and hooting and posting that smug nigger pulling a sassy face while the other nigger falls past the camera if this was an English dish called Hoggyhoggychickchick.
>>20984485>i admire a simpler way of life, free from the stresses of modernity>NOOO DON'T YOU KNOW THEY RANDOMLY MUTILATE AND RAPE EACHOTHERcalm down dude
>>20984503>eating pissEvery time you eat a sausage with natural casing you are eating shit.
>>20984510>eat a sausage with nature casingI don't. Because it's covered in shit. Why are you bragging about eating piss like it's something normal?
>>20982388Does Kay have some mental disorder or something? I mean she seems not to all be there but she could just be zonked out on prescription drugs. I mean I'm guessing she's trying to poach the egg rather than fry it, but come on. A frying pan? Does she only have the one pan or something?
>>20982861They rent out unused planes as sets for influencers to pretend they're going on holiday or doing stupid shit like making toilet shrimp. Back in the 80s it was used for filming porn, but nowadays you gotta expand the business and retards on social media wanting to pretend they brought in a seafood boil as their carryon or something can be charged inordinate amounts and thus, are. I live near a small airport and a guy I know who works there says most of the planes there make more money doing that than actually flying. And if they want some out of the window footage to "prove" they're legit they can as long as they pay for the fuel and a pilot's time
>>20984570who was desperate enough to cum inside this creature?
>>20984593meds
>>20982254Indians took the concept of the turd sandwich and ran with it
>>20982373ragebait
>>20984562I can't not hear the sneezing even with no sound
>>20984610You're not fitting in.
>>20982000>Peanut butter, banana, honeyThat looks amazing!>B A C O Nwhat>>20982233kek>>20982388...I came to this thread expecting amazing culinary specimens and I just came to the horribly depressing realization some people just fucking suck at cooking. Yikes.>>20982474How many fucking ingredients can you put into a pot until it becomes the replica of a bulimic patient's stomach?
>>20984610You really don't think people can rent out plane sets? They already exist for shit like films, there's no reason they wouldn't charge some "influencer" a thousand bucks to pretend to make food in the toilet if that's what they wanna pay forI mean the alternate is that he managed to sneak on a heating element and batteries past the TSA which seems less believable than him just paying for something
>>20982760I thought I was a failure just because I'm finding it hard to get a job but oh my fucking god, looking at the insects crawling behind her and her fucking useless ass cooking skills just made me realize I'm not that much of a loser after all. Poor woman.>>20984243Strawberry fractal candy.>>20984576Imagine the salmonella....
>>20982397The worst thing ever is when the food makes you say "how the fuck am i even supposed to eat this" but that's also how you know it's the finest sloppa
>>20984610A guy working a shift at Burger King could afford one of these sets. Meds not required.
>>20984810weird lookin' ginger
>>20984614does his hat dip into the soup at the end
>>20984810I think they're both female (female) but the makeup on the tall one makes her look like a femboy
>>20982474man it's been a while I've seen jackslop
>>20984688I'm gonna rape you.
>>20984719revolting
>>20981990OK retard
>>20984515>A picky eater gets angry and projects his own insecurities the post. Lol!
>>20981761>>20983293Looks cleaner and tastier than Indian food
>>20982413Does it taste better if his hand was in it?
